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Crime › Re: The White Elephant Project Called Obidatti, Will The North Vote For Obidatti? by Melonsmasher: 12:36pm On Feb 20, 2023

Despite hoping to get numbers from the north, South East is not a sure hope for LP, IPOB is the biggest threat, people can't go out to vote for fear of the unknown

Politics › Re: Fire Guts Everything In A Shop Except Peter Obi’s Picture (VIDEO) by Melonsmasher: 12:27pm On Feb 20, 2023

Bullshit

Politics › Re: Portable In Tear As He Cry’s Out And Insults Yahoo Boys For Splashing Fake 3mill by Melonsmasher: 12:25pm On Feb 20, 2023

Fake artist fake money fake country

Politics › Re: Buhari’s Tenure Ends In 98 Days by Melonsmasher: 11:38am On Feb 20, 2023

A total waste of years

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Politics › Re: PDP G5 Not Dead, Will Act On Feb 25 – Wike by Melonsmasher: 8:27pm On Feb 14, 2023

Squeaking clown.. How many voters card does he and his Gay 5 politicians have?

Politics › Re: Malami: Naira Redesign Has Reduced Kidnapping, Corruption by Melonsmasher: 11:47pm On Feb 11, 2023

In this case we have to keep redesigning our notes every 4 months to continue fighting corruption and kidnapping!?!!
Foolish people

Crime › Re: Test Your Detective IQ Can You Spot The Killer? by Melonsmasher: 12:41pm On Feb 10, 2023

4
The victim has a piece of his torn shirt in her hand.. His shirt was torn during the fight, and he also has a cut or her blood on his neck

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Politics › Re: PDP Rally: How Atiku Was Welcomed In Kano (Aerial View Video) by Melonsmasher: 5:43pm On Feb 09, 2023

POGazette:
Atiku pulled the biggest ever rally in 2019, in Kano (thanks to Kwankwaso)

Buhari beat him blue and black on the day of election, pulling over 1 million votes

That was how the bat rigged him in

Politics › Re: We’ve Nothing To Do With MC Oluomo — INEC Replies Atiku by Melonsmasher: 4:35pm On Feb 09, 2023

We shall see..

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Death Toll Crosses 5,000 In Turkey- Syria Earthquake by Melonsmasher: 5:59am On Feb 08, 2023

Calibrator:
Here we don't have natural disaster but human disaster!

Exactly

Politics › Re: Why CBN Shouldn’t Extend Naira Swap Deadline – Atiku by Melonsmasher: 7:00pm On Feb 01, 2023

cactus1549:
I see. Atiku and CBN working together

Atiku and Buhari are together, the northerners are ready for the election

Politics › Re: Corpse Disappears From Mortuary In Ogun, Hospital Reviews CCTV by Melonsmasher: 7:09am On Jan 30, 2023

DonTattaglia:
Ogun state displaying what they know best...skull mining and ~~ritualist~~

Ritualism

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Politics › Re: Ganduje Asks Buhari To Suspend Kano Visit Over Hardship, Naira Notes Crisis by Melonsmasher: 3:26pm On Jan 28, 2023

Reinaldo:
They suddenly care about the people. Issokay

That is not caring, it's simply trying to avoid something weird, a hungry man is angry.. It's not funny out there

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Politics › Re: 400,000 NNPP Members Defect To PDP In Adamawa by Melonsmasher: 1:47pm On Jan 28, 2023

BATified2023:
To those fools that believe the new note policy will affect politicians, I don dey here since morning n na war to enter bank ooo but u have to see how big men are just bringing in cash in different bags, the most annoying part of it is that they are so aggressive n arrogant to the extent that they shout at security at will

Them no even dey queue at all, it’s highly annoying

Some will just call bankers n they will come n block them at d entrance

Politicians are running it big time with bank managers at the moment, they don't care about you in the long queue, you can stand there the whole day watching the new notes stacked up in bags and moving out relentlessly.. They are the ones to do the real work circulatating the new notes during election

Career › Re: ICPC Declares Seun Samuel Ojukannaiye Wanted For Receiving Double Salaries by Melonsmasher: 11:06am On Jan 27, 2023

fvcked up county, instead of withholding his next salary, they decided to soil his name and give him a chase like a notorious thief

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Sports › Re: Al-Ittihad Knock Cristiano Ronaldo And Al-Nassr Out Of The Saudi Super Cup by Melonsmasher: 9:26am On Jan 27, 2023

Emu4life:
Na wa o. Cup wey dem been dey win every year

they eliminated their usual scorer for a world class grin

Politics › Re: New Naira Notes, Fuel Scarcity: Fifth Columnists, PDP Twisted Tinubu's Comments by Melonsmasher: 3:20pm On Jan 26, 2023

Too late, sorry FFK already stepped on the shit you are trying to clean up

Health › Re: Can You Use This Toilet? (pics) by Melonsmasher: 10:28am On Jan 26, 2023

KingMack:
Hah

Crime › Re: Purportedly Abducted Girl Found With Torn Private Parts After Romps With Boy by Melonsmasher: 10:17am On Jan 26, 2023

She probably tried to get her mom to play along so that the fund would be raised successfully by the public, unfortunately she got ill as a result of her ruptured vagina.
Silly 14 year old girl

TV/Movies › Re: Dark October: Parents Of Slain ALUU-4 Urge Linda Ikeji, Netflix To Retract Movie by Melonsmasher: 7:54am On Jan 26, 2023

how do you intend to tell the real story without meeting with the boys families and even gathering more than enough info you need to put up a unique movie?

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Business › Re: Picture Of New Naira Note :A Nairalander Withdraw This Morning At The Atm by Melonsmasher: 4:37am On Jan 26, 2023

ChatterHouse:
A new Nigeria is assured

JOKER

Politics › Re: 2023: I Will Beat Peter Obi, Though He is My Tenant In Lagos - Tinubu In Abia by Melonsmasher: 3:07pm On Jan 25, 2023

herkeem:
Tinubu meant to say that while he's from Lagos, Peter Obi is from Anambra and as an indigene, he can evict Peter Obi who is an outsider.

Is Tinubu really from Lagos?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Politician burns Quran outside Turkiye Embassy in Stockholm. Arab World react by Melonsmasher: 5:35pm On Jan 22, 2023

loosecanon50:
If una like make una roast am, I care less. Make we face the wahala wey dey our country.

Vote wisely
Vote LP.

Stfu shit head, If a world war spark up from there, you think your so called country would have a safe ground to run a useless election

Sports › Re: Ronaldo-Messi Match Today As PSG Takes On Saudi All-Star Team by Melonsmasher: 7:06pm On Jan 19, 2023

Billmos:
Ororo on d beat heading to his ist hat trick against d psg star studed side

Politics › Re: Keyamo: Nigeria Had Its Highest Inflation Rate Under Obasanjo, Atiku Not Buhari by Melonsmasher: 8:03am On Jan 17, 2023

How much was a bag of rice then during OBJ, and how much is it now with Buhari?

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Politics › Re: NRM Party Sues Peter Obi Over Honorary Citizenship Of Dallas by Melonsmasher: 5:45pm On Jan 16, 2023

TRASH

Celebrities › Re: If You Know These Men, You Are Not An Indomie Generation by Melonsmasher: 1:53pm On Jan 11, 2023

Fmghewzy2:
Maybe in Nigeria and other African countries, but worldwide he is more known for his rocky Marciano

The movie Rocky was even written by him

Crime › Re: 4 Reasons Why You Should Not Come To Nigeria - Cameroonian Man (pix/video) by Melonsmasher: 10:54am On Jan 11, 2023

Bvlgari:
U watch the video so??

What did he say in the video?

Crime › Re: Woman Drags Her Pastor To Court For Raping Her Daughter For 3 Years In Lagos by Melonsmasher: 10:20am On Jan 11, 2023

She claims the clergyman has been having sex with her daughter at the back of his church and in different hotels on several occasions and still call it rape. grin

Crime › Re: Kenyan Gayright Activist Chiloba Killed, Body Stuffed In Metallic Box (Graphic) by Melonsmasher: 6:40pm On Jan 10, 2023

Jackton Odhiambo, his gay partner has already confessed that he killed him because he cheated on him.

Sports › Re: Roberto Martinez Announced As New Portugal Coach by Melonsmasher: 4:52pm On Jan 09, 2023

tiswell:
He is good for the club

Which club

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