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Fashion › Re: Men, What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut In Your Area? by Melonsmasher: 7:27pm On Jul 11, 2023
Before the subsidy removal, I cut my hair at home by myself with my own clipper
Business › Re: I Want To Arrest My Father For Selling My Palm Oil by Melonsmasher: 2:42pm On Jul 11, 2023
And if he dies in police custody?
Crime › Re: Opuofoni Freeborn Ebimotimi Beaten To Death For Stealing Bread In Bayelsa by Melonsmasher: 1:09pm On Jul 11, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
tongue

Man shall not live by bread alone
But also die by bread
Phones › Re: Twitter Now Requires An Account To View Tweets by Melonsmasher: 8:21am On Jul 01, 2023
RapistOnBail:
Una think say una wise pass Elon Musk?!
He's inadvertently killing the website
Politics › Re: I’m Taking Baby Steps Of Pains To Fix Nigeria, Says Tinubu by Melonsmasher:
Pampers president, continue taking that baby steps, and don't stray far from nanny

Celebrities › Re: "Ifeanyi Adeleke Was A Girl" - Kemi Olunloyo by Melonsmasher: 6:08pm On Jun 29, 2023
Dumb people have derailed from the topic and debating how the name Ifeanyi is unisex. But the name isn't the issue.

the main point here is that Davido used to call the child son, so what's with y'all stupid unisex name argument ?
Celebrities › Re: "Ifeanyi Adeleke Was A Girl" - Kemi Olunloyo by Melonsmasher: 5:42pm On Jun 29, 2023
Shattuck:
my comment you quoted was a reply to a guy who said he has never seen a woman named ifeanyi, I wasn't debating davido's late child's gender.
I know bro, we are on the same page.. I was reasoning with you over their stupid debate
Celebrities › Re: "Ifeanyi Adeleke Was A Girl" - Kemi Olunloyo by Melonsmasher:
sylve11:
Them leave matter on ground begin dey debate whether Ifeanyi na boy name or na girl name. grin cheesy grin cool
You see that thing abi... I really don't understand how people think these days
Career › Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Melonsmasher: 9:58am On Jun 29, 2023
Shapeaso:
Wall geckos are monitoring spirit. I hate it like mad. undecided Penelope abi na antelope? cheesy
Guy man threw out Penelope thinking sey na monitoring spirit from village people wey don come to destroy his American dreams, and it eventually did grin
Politics › Re: Stakeholders To Tinubu: Hasty Economic Reforms Worsening Poverty by Melonsmasher: 8:52am On Jun 29, 2023
saphiere:
Davido should be arrested, jailed for infidelity.
Why ruin a young girl's future with your carelessness.
If I was Chi, this would have been the right time to cash out.
Divorce his petty ass and take 90% of his assets.
After all I am the only legal wife.
How does this comment relate to the post or the current economic situation in the country?
Business › Re: Gtbank: You Can Now Change Dollar To Naira Instantly From Internet Banking by Melonsmasher: 10:35am On Jun 28, 2023
Helpfromabove1:
What about naira to dollar instantly
Useless
Politics › Re: Usman Ododo Says He Is A Married Woman (Video) by Melonsmasher: 11:57am On Jun 26, 2023
He looks gay
Crime › Re: Portable Cries Out As Gold Chain, Watch And Others Gets Stolen by Melonsmasher: 1:56pm On Jun 25, 2023
If no be sey he wear gold to jump into crowd na for ground he for land
Crime › Re: Man Kills, Beheads Younger Brother In Adamawa State by Melonsmasher: 11:19am On Jun 22, 2023
He's possessed by blood thirsty demon
Crime › Re: U.S. Declares Oluwasheun Akorede Wanted For Heroin Trafficking by Melonsmasher: 1:45pm On Jun 21, 2023
PecE2Make:
I was thinking only Igbos does dirty business.
"Can't you see the shape of his head, they got his name wrong, somehow, or maybe his mom I think is Igbo.."

When you see stupid comments like that, you already know where it's coming from
Crime › Re: U.S. Declares Oluwasheun Akorede Wanted For Heroin Trafficking by Melonsmasher:
package7:
His real name is Emeka Chinedu Obi from anambra.
grin keep trying.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Returns NEMA, NAHCON To VP's Office by Melonsmasher: 6:08am On Jun 21, 2023
highchief1:
if u wan build house u go first draw am for paper.don’t be unreasonable
You are the one very unreasonable here, where is your brain ?
Forum Games › Re: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by Melonsmasher: 5:11am On Jun 21, 2023
kendrick93:
The lion is the king for a reason.
Clearify me with the reason
Forum Games › Re: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by Melonsmasher: 5:09am On Jun 21, 2023
ObiaboAdoka:
My bro, tiger is d most strongest nd fearless land animal.
Gorilla will come out.
Leopard is stronger than the tiger and lion, and the most fearless animal is THE HONEY BADGER
Forum Games › Re: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by Melonsmasher: 5:05am On Jun 21, 2023
uwuana:
try and watch that movie DEMOLITION, and see how the gorilla take out the grizzly bear, but he sustain some degree of injuries.
That's in a movie
Forum Games › Re: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by Melonsmasher: 5:02am On Jun 21, 2023
kendrick93:
Same tiger wey dey fear lion?
Do you know that a leopard is stronger than a lion
Romance › Re: Pastor‘s Wife Who Was Caught In Bed With Her Husband's Brother Speaks (Video) by Melonsmasher: 12:51pm On Jun 18, 2023
Shameless idiots
Politics › Re: Imo Was In The Cemetery When I Assumed Office, I Exhumed It – Uzodimma (Video) by Melonsmasher:
Zombie governor only in your family is the cemetery where exhumed the dead.. Foolish talk
Investment › Re: Nigeria Stocks Gain ₦‎992 Billion On Reports That Banks Can Trade Forex “Freely” by Melonsmasher: 7:12am On Jun 15, 2023
1Alex:
Una sure say all these stories nag true?
Na suffering and smiling government we dey.. Price of garri and bag of rice still dey the same e never drop, even fuel and some fools are here all day singing BAT praises.
Sports › Re: Messi Denies Chances Of Next World Cup And The Importance Of The Ballon D'or by Melonsmasher:
ENTERING THE QATAR WORLDCUP

Ronaldo be like "let me go and get it"

Messi be like "let's go and get it"



nuffsaid

Politics › Re: Labour Party To Tinubu: Investigate INEC & Yakubu before Emefiele by Melonsmasher: 6:35am On Jun 11, 2023
You really mean Tinubu to investigate himself grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido And I Sold 20 Televisions In His Father's House — B-Red (Video) by Melonsmasher: 7:12pm On Jun 10, 2023
They should be investigated and arrested ASAP grin
Politics › Re: Wike’s Suit To Aso Rock Catches Public Attention by Melonsmasher: 1:16am On Jun 09, 2023
ManWater:
The photographer that snapped that picture should be jailed. cheesy
Jailed because he gave him the coke he sniffed?
Crime › Re: Money Ritual Killing: Top 10 Nigeria States With Highest Money Ritual Killings by Melonsmasher: 7:22am On Jun 08, 2023
Ogun
Osun
Ondo
Crime › Re: Anambra Today: Nnewi Vigilantes Provide Support For Their Neighbours In Nnobi by Melonsmasher: 8:12am On Jun 04, 2023
triple996:
Yes woohoo
Wipe out all ipob cannibals in your region
Shebi with cutlass
Crime › Re: Narrow Escape: Man Dodges Assassination Attempt With Smart Moves(video&pictures) by Melonsmasher: 8:02am On Jun 04, 2023
1Alex:
He is just articulate. A less articulate guy would just begin to run and get hit by the groundnut.
Imagine the side he was walking on before he noticed and took cover
Crime › Re: Narrow Escape: Man Dodges Assassination Attempt With Smart Moves(video&pictures) by Melonsmasher: 1:59am On Jun 04, 2023
Sharp

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