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Sports › Re: Cameroon Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021 Semi-Finals: . (1 - 3) pen On 3rd Feb 2022 by membranus: 8:20pm On Feb 03, 2022
Ekpekus:
Cameroon dey go house today grin
Which home again? They are in their home.

And moreover they are winning this match, going by their playing so far.
Sports › Re: Cameroon Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021 Semi-Finals: . (1 - 3) pen On 3rd Feb 2022 by membranus: 8:17pm On Feb 03, 2022
Cameroon is gung ho at winning this game. The major attacks are coming from them. They are likely to win this game, barring any fluke or Sallah's high influence and hunger.
Politics › Re: Sylva Doubts Nigeria’s Petrol Consumption Figures, Says Numbers Crazy, Opaque by membranus: 8:22am On Feb 03, 2022
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Electricity distribution companies is it every month that you guys increase tariffs?

Very soon Nigerians will start paying 1k for only one 1kwh unit, if we continue like this! shocked

No wonder more & more people are inventing new ways to.....

The few remaining loyal customers u guys have, u are increasing their hardship by inflicting reckless insensitive increment of tariff on them!
Tell that to Tony Elumelu, the heartless owner of one of the Electricity Distribution company, and the biggest thief of them all.
Politics › Re: Why Tinubu’s PR Experts Have Been Awfully Woeful - Farooq Kperogi by membranus: 10:57am On Feb 02, 2022
Racoon:
".....It’s distressing that even otherwise clear-sighted people who recognize that the APC is a clear present danger to Nigeria, that Tinubu and his political creation-Osinbajo, are core constituents of the conscienceless gang of villains that got us to where we are now are seduced by the rhetoric of inevitability of APC’s self-succession.

Let’s not allow APC to propagandize us into accepting that their internal politics is our national politics. We should instead be asking them to account for the incalculable injuries they’ve collectively inflicted on our economy, our freedoms, our national emotions, and for reversing whatever little progress we were making before they took over.."

No decent country on earth would reward the gang of incompetent know-nothings who presided over such an irrecoverable state of devastation and destruction of a country with continuity in governance."


A Tinubu as president is really gonna be another mega era in corruption as far as Nigeria is concerned. All the owomida NURTW miscreants and thugs killing themselves in Idumota and other parts of Lagos will be unleashed in full force.
Agreed that APC and Tinubu are evil personified, but where is a better or righteous option among the crop of politicians and statesmen holding the leadership reins in this country.
Family › Re: Things Disappear In My House All The Time. by membranus: 5:47pm On Feb 01, 2022
chatinent:
I know a funny little man,
As quiet as a mouse,
Who does the mischief that is done
In everybody’s house!
There’s no one ever sees his face,
And yet we all agree
That every plate we break was cracked
By Mr. Nobody.

’Tis he who always tears out books,
Who leaves the door ajar,
He pulls the buttons from our shirts,
And scatters pins afar;
That squeaking door will always squeak,
For prithee, don’t you see,
We leave the oiling to be done
By Mr. Nobody.

He puts damp wood upon the fire
That kettles cannot boil;
His are the feet that bring in mud,
And all the carpets soil.
The papers always are mislaid;
Who had them last, but he?
There’s no one tosses them about
But Mr. Nobody.

The finger marks upon the door
By none of us are made;
We never leave the blinds unclosed,
To let the curtains fade.
The ink we never spill; the boots
That lying round you see
Are not our boots,—they all belong
To Mr. Nobody.

— Anonymous.
Read this poem in my primary school.
Celebrities › Re: Rihanna Pregnant With First Baby With A$AP Rocky As She Shows Off Bump (Photos) by membranus: 4:06pm On Feb 01, 2022
RuMiRgO1stSon:
Riri my babe don carry belle o!�
Your baby dey village.

She's dying for you there.

Leave Rihanna alone, She's way above your league.
Politics › Re: Why I Divorced Atiku Abubakar, Jennifer Atiku's Full Statement by membranus: 2:32pm On Feb 01, 2022
JONSYN7154:
Now that election is next year you guys are coming up with funny stories to tarnish his political career abi?

E no go work. ATIKU all the way
Atiku all the way to where?

To jail or Hade?
Politics › Re: Anambra's Poor IGR: Between Obi And Obiano by membranus: 9:15am On Jan 31, 2022
Haa, Saint Obi is being dis-sanctified. While I am being discombobulated.

O ma se o.
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by membranus: 5:50pm On Jan 30, 2022
This Egyptian GK is stubborn. He should leave the posts or will contribute to Egypt loss.
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by membranus: 5:40pm On Jan 30, 2022
phemmyfour:
Morocco is better
No. They are equal in skills.
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by membranus: 5:37pm On Jan 30, 2022
African referees are not worthy of anchoring international games. They should all be sent on an intensive one year training abroad to upgrade their skills.

They are a shame to the football game.
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by membranus: 5:11pm On Jan 30, 2022
Remman:
this thing wey i dey watch so no go easy for Egypt o. Unless them go get PK. Moroco keeper tight o.
The game changing goal has occurred. More is still coming.
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by membranus: 4:20pm On Jan 30, 2022
Egypt is going to score in this, and maybe win the match. They are making every effort to do so.
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by membranus: 4:10pm On Jan 30, 2022
Egypt will still score.
Sports › Re: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by membranus: 4:06pm On Jan 30, 2022
Doyou2019:
Penalty to Morocco. Terrible tackle from the number 12
Goal for Morocco.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: Lagosians Will Miss My Government If Denied Second Term (Video) by membranus: 5:45pm On Jan 29, 2022
Look at this tin god marketing his non-performing, boot licking government, after shorting Lagos State of its legal money by gifting Tinubu a 25% Alpha Beta revenue share.
Education › Re: Federal Poly, Nekede Bans Students From Driving Private Cars On Campus by membranus: 4:11pm On Jan 29, 2022
Evolutionlove:
The gospel truth and trend. You are very current. I personally know at least 6 People who said this as well. The difference Is Theirs Is this Year though. What Is brewing and coming will shock a lot of people.....
It will shock their papa and mama when they carry their dead bodies come meet them.
Education › Re: Federal Poly, Nekede Bans Students From Driving Private Cars On Campus by membranus: 4:06pm On Jan 29, 2022
VaselineCrew:
When I tell people that Nigerians love to suffer and smile, they don’t believe me.

See the comment with the most likes on this thread discouraging the use of cars by students, chai!

Why must we choose to be so backward in Naija?

Then why are there so many people like this guy I quoted that will support backwardness with so much effort?

I’ve never heard of a great school where cars are banned?

Is it Harvard? MIT? Oxford?

But you and all your sufferhead Naija peeps will be shouting, “Yes, ban cars”, chai.

I wonder if they have a mechanical engineering department sef.

Naija!!
The question is where did those students got the money to buy those cars?

If legal, that is good. If illegal through Yahoo or rituals, like Pastor Ibiyomie prayed, it is those cars that will kill them all in JESUS Name, Amen.
Education › Re: Federal Poly, Nekede Bans Students From Driving Private Cars On Campus by membranus: 4:03pm On Jan 29, 2022
Tboymessiah:
NasoLifeBe!!!

All those poly students wey no dey think their mate dey university dey fight for degree, dem dey poly dey buga for diploma wey carpenter and tailor dey get for six months
...and celebrate with graduation gowns wey fine pass their own.
Family › Re: Should She Go Ahead And Be Withdrawing His Money? by membranus: 10:15am On Jan 29, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Does your colleague have a job of her own? undecided
If yes, she should begin to save up and work on improving her stance as an individual so she can get accommodation her family needs. undecided
If no, then what in the world is she waiting for? undecided

As for her taking her husband's bankcard, I would recommend she communicate the needs of the household to him and they should both work on having that directly deposited first to her account once his salary is dropped into his account. undecided

Should she use the card in her hands? That is up to her as she knows why she took it in the first place. undecided
Good advise. Majority of the initial ones are from gamblers supporting their fellow sinners.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy: Access To Wealth Does Not Guarantee Happiness Or Peace Of Mind by membranus: 9:50am On Jan 29, 2022
The rich is also crying.
Politics › Re: Farooq Kperogi: Clarity On Tinubu’s Age And Postsecondary Education by membranus: 9:49am On Jan 29, 2022
NigerianAngelo:
An Igbo man will be next President.


Don't you find it bad to even give an old retired corrupt man internet time?


Pius Anyim for President.
If it is an Igbo man, let it be Peter Obi. Supporting any other Igbo man is an exercise in futility.
Celebrities › Re: Blessing Okoro: Side Chicks Are Major Reason Most Men Are Still Married by membranus: 9:39am On Jan 29, 2022
kingphilip:
People go just de use fact de cover their shortcomings.

Why can't you solve the issue with your spouse immediately instead of you going to the spare.

If you don't fix the spare and the spare gets spoilt, how then do you continue?

Make people de use their head when they wan de quote motivational quotes.
Many marriages cannot be fixed, because many women refuse to be submissive to their husbands. When this is so, the marriage is just a make belief, waiting for the next crisis to scatter it into separation or divorce.
Celebrities › Re: I Have Never Loved Anyone Like Wizkid In My Lifetime – Jada Pollock by membranus: 6:15pm On Jan 28, 2022
Totilopussylick:
you mean the skull mining republic huh
Though not justifying money rituals practice prevalent in the region, but other regions are doing worst.

Igbo Republic: Cannibalism, Crude violence, Wide spreading drug racketeering.

Arewa Republic: Banditry, Unquenchable regional strife, Looting, Overarching kidnapping.
Politics › Re: The Best Lagos State Governor From 1999 Till Date? (Pictures) by membranus: 5:58pm On Jan 28, 2022
No. 1. Tinubu: for standing up to Obasanjo to protect AD and the West political interests.
Celebrities › Re: I Have Never Loved Anyone Like Wizkid In My Lifetime – Jada Pollock by membranus: 5:54pm On Jan 28, 2022
Totilopussylick:
grin

So you agree with me that the federal republic of Oduduwa is a monkey republic tongue huh
I no gree. Oodua Republic is the only civilised, highly developed, hospitable, friendly, wonderful, Godly, resourceful, prosperous and the best republic in the downhill crashing Nigeria vehicle.
Celebrities › Re: I Have Never Loved Anyone Like Wizkid In My Lifetime – Jada Pollock by membranus: 5:43pm On Jan 28, 2022
Totilopussylick:
She wouldn't have love big wiz assuming he is like Zazu zee from the monkey republic tongue
Where is monkey republic? Hope you are not referring to my beloved Oodua Republic?
Education › Re: Shortage Of Dead Bodies Not Helping Anatomy Study In Nigeria – Prof. Ajao by membranus: 7:26am On Jan 28, 2022
Alexaonfleek:
They should still be serving you in their death abi?
Why don't you donate yours willingly when you die?
Hahaha cheesy cheesy. That's what is called complete commitment to one's profession.
Celebrities › Re: Ned Nwoko: Regina Daniels Explains What Went Wrong Between Her And Jaruma by membranus: 7:14am On Jan 28, 2022
illicit:
Na Ned and Jaruma fit each other


grin
That will be an illicit transaction.
Politics › Re: Kwaku Boateng: Dangote Refinery ''A Threat To Ghana's Oil Industry'' by membranus: 7:05am On Jan 28, 2022
Dangote don full ground yakata, everyone dey bow and shout "hail to the king".
Politics › Re: Fashola: Buhari Has Done More Than US Govt In Terms Of Infrastructure by membranus: 5:03pm On Jan 27, 2022
Tennyjot:
Maybe federal government is doing audio road projects in Ogun State. My PVC, MY POWER come 2023
Your PVC won't change anything in Nigeria.

Ask me, I believed in the Change mantra more than you before.

Nigeria is completely finished.
Politics › Re: Fashola: Buhari Has Done More Than US Govt In Terms Of Infrastructure by membranus: 4:59pm On Jan 27, 2022
Thompz43:
This life no balance.
Even Nigeria want go abroad
Let's hope it will be accomplished. If it is going abroad, at least it will carry all of us together with it. Liberation at last.

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