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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by membranus: 6:52pm On Feb 27, 2022
Thiago thanks for that save.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by membranus: 6:47pm On Feb 27, 2022
Another loose goalkick from Mason.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by membranus: 6:40pm On Feb 27, 2022
Pulisic and Mason Mounts are losing too many chances and may cause Chelsea to lose this match.

Without that this match is sure for Chelsea.
Health › Re: I Am So Depressed. I'm A Chronic Stammerer! Please I Need Your Advice. by membranus:
Rawtruth1:
You exaggerated your condition as if it's a curse. You even blamed God and your father, etc.

Look, stammering isn't a problem otherwise the greatest man in the Bible apart from Jesus wouldn't have been a stammerer... Moses.

Why didn't God "heal" him if it's a disease as you painted it?

Yet he wrought unprecedented miracles through Moses.

I won't give you my advice until you apologize to God for the rubbish you said in your last paragraphs.
He doesn't need your advice because you are already judging him. Whatever situation you have not gone through personally, you cannot throw blames around on it. He who feels it knows it.

His God understands him and will not judge him. He has directed him here to get better advice than you can ever give him.

He is just bitter now, he will surely restitutes his way with God.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 3 Syrian Soldiers Killed As Israeli Warplanes Attack Syrian Capital, Damascus by membranus: 11:20am On Feb 24, 2022
iramure:
This is the time the world will know that Africa has jesus. No bomb thrown into Africa will have effect.
You better siddon jeje dey eat your apu and egusi, mek you no come invite trouble for we head. We have nowhere to run to. Our neighbours wey fit helep us are poorer than gutter rats.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Declares War On Ukraine, Says It Is To Demilitarize The Country by membranus: 7:34am On Feb 24, 2022
greypencils:
It's a good thing Dangote's refinery is near completion. The war would sky-rocket the price of oil, not only the price we sell crude but the price we import pms. His refinery would ensure PMS is not sold at a cut-throat price.
Dangote is no lover of Nigerian citizens, he sells all his products to us at cut throat prices, because he is a sworn capitalist and loves money.

So don't be deceived, when his fuels come onstream, there will be little difference from the prices we are already paying.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Declares War On Ukraine, Says It Is To Demilitarize The Country by membranus: 7:28am On Feb 24, 2022
relaxandsmile:
As usual, the black man has forgotten their own problems. See how Nigeria is upside down and we are talking about people that probably doesn't know that we exist.
You forget that the world is a global village now. What happens in one corner of it affects all.

Nigeria will in one way or another be affected by the war. For instance we have many of our youths schooling in several universities in Ukraine with low tution, what will be their fate now?
Investment › Re: How My Younger Sister Got Scammed Of ₦1 Million Crypto Fraud! by membranus: 5:53pm On Feb 23, 2022
Baloranking:
grin lies

Why you no add money to your 400k buy the ps5 yourself. grin grin grin

Believe this crappy write up at your own risk.
Maybe it is you that scammed the sister.

Or else, why are you venomously supporting the fraudster.

If it is you, you had better desist for God is waiting for you at heaven's gate.
Politics › Re: Power Failure Is A Thing Of The Past - Goddy Jedy Agba by membranus: 5:38pm On Feb 23, 2022
Vifx:
All politicians will burn in hell
Amen and Amen.
Politics › Re: 2023: South East Won't Accept Vice President - Ohaneze by membranus: 9:18am On Feb 23, 2022
Hisbah21:
The question is, are they even getting the VP slot?
Maybe PDP, their beloved party will dash them one.

However both PDP and APC should go to hell, they are all agents of destruction.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says Putin's Invasion Plan Was A Genius by membranus: 9:04am On Feb 23, 2022
SenJoe:
Take it or leave it, Trump is a strong leader
Yeah, so strong that he lost two elections, and was Putin's puppet throughout his inglorious tenure.
Politics › Re: Buhari: South-West People Would Have Been Trekking, If I Hadn’t Intervened by membranus: 5:56am On Feb 23, 2022
NGpatriot:
I guess it wasn't dumb to dash your worthless votes to the PDP since 1999 and did not even get 1 single gutter or anything commissioned in the whole of SE, but you want the SW to be mad because PMB gave us 156km rail system with beautiful stations and the modernized Lagos Ibadan railway, both projects abandoned by your looting and stealing PDP uncles..

You ipobs really do reason and think upside down, you hate progress and development so much that when you see one, you get mad, you get sad and upset..

Losers..

'
God Bless PMB.. grin
They are even forgetting that he is dashing them the 2nd Niger Bridge which their Uncle Jonathan failed to accomplish.
Travel › Re: See How Empty, Morning Flight Was This Morning. (Photos) by membranus: 5:51pm On Feb 22, 2022
hatchy:
If can't fly the one made with iron and aluminium, you can still fly the other one. Just go to Benin.You won't spend more than two cowrie.
The local flight in Benin not for the uninitiated like him.
Culture › Re: The New Orimolusi Of Ijebu-Igbo, Lawrence Adebajo & His Convoy Hailed By Crowd by membranus: 2:47pm On Feb 22, 2022
capetownboyz:
Owo mi da
Ko sowo.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Touched Down Lagos After Nysc. Where Do I Go From Here? by membranus: 1:37pm On Feb 22, 2022
Go to your house and eat a big bowl of apu and egusi soup.

Then start praying to God for a good job in Lagos.
Christianity Etc › Re: David Ibiyeomie: If You Don’t Pay Tithe, You Are A Criminal by membranus: 8:06am On Feb 22, 2022
YinkaOlusesi16:
read ur bible well
Have you read your own Bible very well?

If you have, tell us where in the Bible that Jesus emphasise the payment of the tithes being the requirement for prosperity and for a pass to heaven.
Politics › Re: “My Health Has Deteriorated” – Abba Kyari Says As Court Refuses To Release Him by membranus: 2:33pm On Feb 21, 2022
Ni kia kia yi?

Lori iro.
Family › Re: A Black Caregiver Gets Wicked Treatment From Her White Boss's Mum (Photo, Video) by membranus: 12:03pm On Feb 21, 2022
Olam09:
Story wey don pass 7 month you come dey post am now. Incase you no know, they later reconciled with each other.
A lie.

Show us the reconciliation video, then we will believe you.
Family › Re: A Black Caregiver Gets Wicked Treatment From Her White Boss's Mum (Photo, Video) by membranus: 11:57am On Feb 21, 2022
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-icslYp9y6s

A black lady caregiver gets a very unfair and wicked treatment from her white boss's mother.

I mean, what was she suppose to do in this situation? Terrible and troublesome old woman o

Picks a knife. Insults the caregiver. Tosses the caregiver vegetables away. Smh watch until the end
This is too extreme.

If it is me I will report her to her daughter and government authority.
Culture › Re: NSCDC Special Female Squad Visits Alaafin Of Oyo (Pictures) by membranus: 9:03am On Feb 21, 2022
israelmao:
His sceptre of authority may be pointed at one of them to be the next queen.
Ko le werk.
Politics › Re: Pictures: Akinwumi Ambode Last Social Outing by membranus: 8:57am On Feb 21, 2022
FEB11:
I like baseball
Cricket is not baseball.
Crime › Re: Ondo Kidnappers Sleep Off, Chief Ojo Ajaguna Escapes by membranus: 8:46am On Feb 21, 2022
dkdmy:
grin

I smell something fishy

Kidnappers slept off without restraining you or locking you up somewhere
There are many testimonies on the Internet of victims escaping from kidnappers, so it is possible.
Health › Re: Dr. Onyekachi Nwabuko Arrested For Slapping Patient Repeatedly In US by membranus: 8:28am On Feb 21, 2022
xpressionx:
Ok
Is the woman wife of a nigerian politican?
What could have prompted him to do that?

BTW how u wan take tell nigerian police officer that you are a doctor with that kind of hair?
Automatically you are yahoo boy, straight to the nearest atm or pos for extortion.
Politics › Re: 2023: "You Will Be President But After Me", Tinubu Tells Youths In Oyo (Video) by membranus: 8:17am On Feb 21, 2022
Lanretoye:
E sure for you.
No sir, e no sure for im.
Nairaland General › Test Your Knowledge of Great Personalities Across the World by membranus(op): 4:01am On Feb 20, 2022
How many notable men and women can you recognise in the picture below?

Business › Re: Is There Any Need To Confirm Cash After ATM Dispensary? by membranus: 7:08pm On Feb 19, 2022
MartinsD12:
Bank dispense a fake note that is a criminal offense you could have take that bank to court mehn and cash out
Which court? In Nigeria or abroad? Will he have the money for a long drawn out court case.

I know you are being sarcastic.
Car Talk › Re: Driving Experts, What Will You Do In This Situation? (pic) by membranus: 3:23pm On Feb 19, 2022
oluseyiforjesus:
If u are not over speeding u might survive it but if u are in 120-140 then Jerusalem on high.....
"My town and city is
My own when I DIE...."

O di gbere.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Stanbic Ibtc Contract Staff Pls Help by membranus: 3:12pm On Feb 19, 2022
Banks' managements are criminals. How can you be employing a Teller in this terrible inflationary period and be offering 50k as a salary, for a person who will be in charge of large cash intake and outgoing. And they are not ashamed of declaring billions of Naira as profits at year ends, pocketing them as management profit sharing and dividends.

This is a pure modern day slavery, and unfortunately there is no strong bank unionism to challenge them, because the union leaders have been rendered weak and compromised a long time ago.
Career › Re: How Much Was Your First Salary? by membranus: 2:21pm On Feb 19, 2022
Less than N100 as a bank clerk in those good old days.
Education › Re: South African Students Participate In #NoSchoolBagChallenge (Photos) by membranus: 10:58am On Feb 19, 2022
Broveens42:
Secondary school teenagers, especially public schools, are known for skimpy dresses, even in Nigeria.
It makes them feel good. When they sit, they stare at their own laps and get excited.

But the mistake people make is deny them this experiences. When you do, you damage her psyche to explore in the most dangerous ways when you ain't watching.
Kindly reread what you wrote above.

Hope nothing is amiss with you?
Family › Re: Please Help! A New Tenant Has Just Kidnapped 3 Children by membranus: 10:48am On Feb 19, 2022
AkProsper:
Greetings all.

3 Children in my house are missing today Fri 18.2.2022.

How it happened:
An exiting tenant of about 2 month handedover the room to another person (Two women: they should be in their 30's).
According to them (the women) they said they are student and came to Lagos to write an exam at ikeja so they just need a place to stay for 3weeks to 1 month.
They moved in without any load. (Just new bucket and broom)
They came very friendly and nice especially to the children.
On Friday evening they bought biscuits et el for the children. This was around 5:30-6pm.

Shortly after that they left with the 3 children. According to neighbor, the women said they want to go to bus stop to change a trouser they bought as it's not their size. That was when they left with the 3 children and didn't return till now.
Also on Thursday when they moved in with all the friendliness, promised some of the children that she'll take them to ShopRite tomorrow (Friday)
All effort to reach them have prove abortive as there's little or no information about the women.

Name of the children (3-5 yrs): 1 boy, 2 girls
1. Peter. 3yrs
2. Chiamaka
3. Miracle

A brief description of the women: one is chubby and the other is tall but not slim. They speak pidgin fluently and igbo. One of them claim to be from delta. They are both fair.

If you see or have any info about them please report to the nearest police station. (It has also been reported to the nearest police station (Ajuwon, Ogun State).

My number: 09046518823

I've added a picture of one of the children. I'll add others as soon as i get them.

Lalastilala
Seun
The same thing, with almost the same modus operandi, happened here in Akure two years ago. The criminals and the kidnapped children were eventually discovered by the police in Delta or Imo State some months later.

I pray God help you in finding the innocent children.

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