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Christianity EtcRe: David Ibiyeomie: If You Don’t Pay Tithe, You Are A Criminal by membranus: 8:06am On Feb 22, 2022
YinkaOlusesi16:
read ur bible well
Have you read your own Bible very well?

If you have, tell us where in the Bible that Jesus emphasise the payment of the tithes being the requirement for prosperity and for a pass to heaven.
PoliticsRe: “My Health Has Deteriorated” – Abba Kyari Says As Court Refuses To Release Him by membranus: 2:33pm On Feb 21, 2022
Ni kia kia yi?

Lori iro.
FamilyRe: A Black Caregiver Gets Wicked Treatment From Her White Boss's Mum (Photo, Video) by membranus: 12:03pm On Feb 21, 2022
Olam09:
Story wey don pass 7 month you come dey post am now. Incase you no know, they later reconciled with each other.
A lie.

Show us the reconciliation video, then we will believe you.
FamilyRe: A Black Caregiver Gets Wicked Treatment From Her White Boss's Mum (Photo, Video) by membranus: 11:57am On Feb 21, 2022
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-icslYp9y6s

A black lady caregiver gets a very unfair and wicked treatment from her white boss's mother.

I mean, what was she suppose to do in this situation? Terrible and troublesome old woman o

Picks a knife. Insults the caregiver. Tosses the caregiver vegetables away. Smh watch until the end
This is too extreme.

If it is me I will report her to her daughter and government authority.
CultureRe: NSCDC Special Female Squad Visits Alaafin Of Oyo (Pictures) by membranus: 9:03am On Feb 21, 2022
israelmao:
His sceptre of authority may be pointed at one of them to be the next queen.
Ko le werk.
PoliticsRe: Pictures: Akinwumi Ambode Last Social Outing by membranus: 8:57am On Feb 21, 2022
FEB11:
I like baseball
Cricket is not baseball.
CrimeRe: Ondo Kidnappers Sleep Off, Chief Ojo Ajaguna Escapes by membranus: 8:46am On Feb 21, 2022
dkdmy:
grin

I smell something fishy

Kidnappers slept off without restraining you or locking you up somewhere
There are many testimonies on the Internet of victims escaping from kidnappers, so it is possible.
HealthRe: Dr. Onyekachi Nwabuko Arrested For Slapping Patient Repeatedly In US by membranus: 8:28am On Feb 21, 2022
xpressionx:
Ok
Is the woman wife of a nigerian politican?
What could have prompted him to do that?

BTW how u wan take tell nigerian police officer that you are a doctor with that kind of hair?
Automatically you are yahoo boy, straight to the nearest atm or pos for extortion.
PoliticsRe: 2023: "You Will Be President But After Me", Tinubu Tells Youths In Oyo (Video) by membranus: 8:17am On Feb 21, 2022
Lanretoye:
E sure for you.
No sir, e no sure for im.
Nairaland GeneralTest Your Knowledge of Great Personalities Across the World by membranus(op): 4:01am On Feb 20, 2022
How many notable men and women can you recognise in the picture below?

BusinessRe: Is There Any Need To Confirm Cash After ATM Dispensary? by membranus: 7:08pm On Feb 19, 2022
MartinsD12:
Bank dispense a fake note that is a criminal offense you could have take that bank to court mehn and cash out
Which court? In Nigeria or abroad? Will he have the money for a long drawn out court case.

I know you are being sarcastic.
Car TalkRe: Driving Experts, What Will You Do In This Situation? (pic) by membranus: 3:23pm On Feb 19, 2022
oluseyiforjesus:
If u are not over speeding u might survive it but if u are in 120-140 then Jerusalem on high.....
"My town and city is
My own when I DIE...."

O di gbere.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stanbic Ibtc Contract Staff Pls Help by membranus: 3:12pm On Feb 19, 2022
Banks' managements are criminals. How can you be employing a Teller in this terrible inflationary period and be offering 50k as a salary, for a person who will be in charge of large cash intake and outgoing. And they are not ashamed of declaring billions of Naira as profits at year ends, pocketing them as management profit sharing and dividends.

This is a pure modern day slavery, and unfortunately there is no strong bank unionism to challenge them, because the union leaders have been rendered weak and compromised a long time ago.
CareerRe: How Much Was Your First Salary? by membranus: 2:21pm On Feb 19, 2022
Less than N100 as a bank clerk in those good old days.
EducationRe: South African Students Participate In #NoSchoolBagChallenge (Photos) by membranus: 10:58am On Feb 19, 2022
Broveens42:
Secondary school teenagers, especially public schools, are known for skimpy dresses, even in Nigeria.
It makes them feel good. When they sit, they stare at their own laps and get excited.

But the mistake people make is deny them this experiences. When you do, you damage her psyche to explore in the most dangerous ways when you ain't watching.
Kindly reread what you wrote above.

Hope nothing is amiss with you?
FamilyRe: Please Help! A New Tenant Has Just Kidnapped 3 Children by membranus: 10:48am On Feb 19, 2022
AkProsper:
Greetings all.

3 Children in my house are missing today Fri 18.2.2022.

How it happened:
An exiting tenant of about 2 month handedover the room to another person (Two women: they should be in their 30's).
According to them (the women) they said they are student and came to Lagos to write an exam at ikeja so they just need a place to stay for 3weeks to 1 month.
They moved in without any load. (Just new bucket and broom)
They came very friendly and nice especially to the children.
On Friday evening they bought biscuits et el for the children. This was around 5:30-6pm.

Shortly after that they left with the 3 children. According to neighbor, the women said they want to go to bus stop to change a trouser they bought as it's not their size. That was when they left with the 3 children and didn't return till now.
Also on Thursday when they moved in with all the friendliness, promised some of the children that she'll take them to ShopRite tomorrow (Friday)
All effort to reach them have prove abortive as there's little or no information about the women.

Name of the children (3-5 yrs): 1 boy, 2 girls
1. Peter. 3yrs
2. Chiamaka
3. Miracle

A brief description of the women: one is chubby and the other is tall but not slim. They speak pidgin fluently and igbo. One of them claim to be from delta. They are both fair.

If you see or have any info about them please report to the nearest police station. (It has also been reported to the nearest police station (Ajuwon, Ogun State).

My number: 09046518823

I've added a picture of one of the children. I'll add others as soon as i get them.

Lalastilala
Seun
The same thing, with almost the same modus operandi, happened here in Akure two years ago. The criminals and the kidnapped children were eventually discovered by the police in Delta or Imo State some months later.

I pray God help you in finding the innocent children.
PoliticsRe: Adebayo Christopher Alao-Akala's Burial Pictures & Videos by membranus: 7:58pm On Feb 18, 2022
blamingthedevil:
No sir
Sorry for the error, and thanks for the correction. Never knew.

Like Bro Shaggi will say: "My bad".
PoliticsRe: Adebayo Christopher Alao-Akala's Burial Pictures & Videos by membranus: 6:12pm On Feb 18, 2022
zoedew:
Legacy?
He established Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso.
PoliticsRe: Cash Transfer: Some Nigerians Haven’t Seen ₦5,000 Before - Sadiya Farouk by membranus: 8:19am On Feb 18, 2022
PoliteActivist:
₦5000 is less than $10.
Na wa for some of una.
Simple elementary arithmetic.

By the way, she is right
Give evidence from your village or anywhere that she is right.
CrimeRe: Stop Blaming IPOB Or ESN - Adamu Garba Tells Abba Kyari by membranus: 6:44am On Feb 18, 2022
BafanaBafana:
Oga, this is not something to argue.
When Metuh was being tried, Igbos protested
When Evans was being tried, Igbos protested
Whenever policemen or soldiers are killed in the east, Igbos come online to jubilate
Bishop Ozobulu church massacre, Igbos tried to blame it on herdsmen.
When Efcc invited Obi Cubana, Igbos protested!
Nnamdi Kanu, Kings in Igbo land shamefully went and sat under the tree in court in solidarity. That's the only tribe that does that in the world!
Do you see northerners drumming support for Kyari or Dasuki? Or Yorubas standing with Hushpupi or FFK or Fayose?
If Abubakar Shekau was Igbo I believe you guys would have protested his killings too
Supported. You have a point here sir. And as a point of correction, I'm not an Igbo.
CrimeRe: Stop Blaming IPOB Or ESN - Adamu Garba Tells Abba Kyari by membranus: 8:27pm On Feb 17, 2022
BafanaBafana:
He failed only because northerners don't celebrate criminals
I am sure you are being sarcastic here.

Who commits and celebrate crime if not northerners, the great looters.

Ranka dede sir.
EducationRe: Students Packed Together Like Sardines In A Lecture Hall(pictures) by membranus: 3:14pm On Feb 17, 2022
wamide042:
Na this kain class dey sweet pass… during my days in school na back me and my goons dey always sit wey we go dey play games for phone abi make we dey watch film, other students used to see us as an unserious students laslas we still get A’s for those General Classes.
Get As for the classes you were not serious to learn from?

Okay, small small. The same old story our grannies were telling us when we were kids.
PoliticsRe: Nonye Josephine Ezeanyaeche, 102-Year-Old Woman Declares For Nigerian Presidency by membranus: 2:48pm On Feb 17, 2022
Eziest:
She’s just 6 month older than Tinubu.�
Where did you see Tinubu's birth certificate to affirm this?
HealthRe: Gunmen Assassinate UBTH Doctor, Otote Osaikhuomwan, Colleagues Protest (Photos) by membranus: 3:11pm On Feb 16, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
He will be alright,
By now his spirit must have seen the white light in the tunnel.
He can either move on to the next realm
or if he is still attached to his wife.
He can reincarnate back and enter his wifes womb as a baby.
He will come back to be the baby of his wife.

Thats how things work in the spirit realm.
Everything is balanced
Energy is transformed from one form to the other. Energy cannot be destroyed

If you all could see 4% of the inner side of spirit realm, una brain go just eplode.
Who is telling you all these lies?

That person is a master of deceit, run away from him before he lands you in the pit of hell.
CrimeRe: 25kg Cocaine Probe: We've No Reason To Shield Anyone - NDLEA by membranus: 12:15pm On Feb 16, 2022
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CrimeRe: 25kg Cocaine Probe: We've No Reason To Shield Anyone - NDLEA by membranus: 12:13pm On Feb 16, 2022
mrvitalis:
Lmao super police

No one who has hurt Igbos or spilled igbo blood out of wickedness has ended well

Check history
But those Igbos carrying the evil drugs around are saints?

And those Igbos spilling their brothers' bloods everyday under the guise of unknown gun men, what should happen to them?
CelebritiesRe: Nothing Sweeter Than Money — Wizkid Declares (Photos) by membranus: 4:29pm On Feb 15, 2022

CrimeRe: Police Arrests DCP Abba Kyari by membranus: 6:46pm On Feb 14, 2022
DrGoodman:
Acted scripts but


Now we know that Abba kyari has been a high profile fraudster, criminal and drug pusher, can we still take his investigations serious in all the high profile cases he handled.

He may have framed Evans for refusing to cooperate with him. Evans might have been a clean business man.

He may have threatened Cubana with same imprisonment, and being smart, Cubana has been paying him for protection.

He may have framed a lot of innocent Igbos and shot them dead, claiming they were attacking police facilities.

This man's reports has just became unreliable as a prosecution document.

IPOB are the winners here. grin
IPOB and Igbo people should stop defending Evans. He is an heartless criminal and deserves the strictest judgment; and unfortunately most of his victims were high profile Igbo businessmen. So I wonder, why are you people supporting him?
CrimeRe: NDLEA Statement Shows Abba Kyari Is Still Active In IRT Despite Suspension by membranus: 4:35pm On Feb 14, 2022
Keda25:
Omo I weak for this country, if he is found guilty of this allegations, he should be strip of all this titles, he should be reduce to Nothing all his properties should be taken by the Government
You must be thinking you are living in some white nations where the law rules.

Oga, please wake up, this is Nigeria and Buhari is still ruling. Therefore anything goes.
RomanceRe: Igbo Man And His Oyibo Wife Spotted In The Farm And Stream by membranus: 2:55pm On Feb 14, 2022
MufasaLion:
Gal Gadot, this could be us but you're...
I thought you once said marriage is not for you.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Is Not Even Talking About Valentine by membranus: 2:44pm On Feb 14, 2022
Borrow him the money to do so.

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