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Phones / Re: How Fast Is Your Internet? by MemeTroll: 3:02pm On Aug 05, 2023
MTN 5G
Iphone 13 pro max

Politics / Re: Like In Kogi, A Yahaya Bello Presidency Will End Insecurity In Nigeria - BAN by MemeTroll: 1:48pm On Apr 16, 2022
All the accounts praising Yahaya Bello were registered on april 12th.. he couldn’t even pay actual members
Politics / Re: Power Abuse: Reps Demand Body Cameras For Security Agents by MemeTroll: 7:51am On Feb 18, 2022
Simplelion:
Bodycamera in Nigeria, how possible?
FRSC does this already and seems to be working well
Forum Games / Re: A 3-Bedroom Flat Or A Brand New Car: Which Would You Go For? (Photo) by MemeTroll: 1:33pm On Nov 19, 2021
Kayberg:
I'll choose the car.
Sell it, build a house from it and use the remaining to still get a smaller car.
One shot, two kills.

Those choosing A, which of them is A o?

Wait, which Toyota model is that car?

Toyota Supra

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Romance / Re: I Need A Mature Woman With A Good Business Or Work Doing by MemeTroll: 7:59am On Apr 09, 2021
Lmaooo boss find job first before you find working woman, how would your woman be working but you wont, even the working class women are looking for working class men not dependents
Politics / Re: Have You Received Your FGN Survival Fund Alert? by MemeTroll: 12:14pm On Nov 18, 2020
Khayceeofficial:
A paltry sum of 50k is what this useless Government call SURVIVAL FUND...

How much does a bag of rice cost currently?
and with the hike in petrol price,how would 50k save a business?


we Don suffer enough for this country

Lol big man your last post is about how to open a gofundme to support your online project and you're calling 50k paltry i dont think you as a begger should say anything

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Nairaland / General / Re: Stop Sending Children To Schools In Northern Cyprus: A Reply To Hon. Abike D by MemeTroll: 9:36am On Aug 25, 2020
I came across a publication by the Punch Newspaper dated August 24th, 2020 credited to the CEO, Nigerians in Disapora Commission, Mrs. Abike Dabiri-Erewa where she was quoted as saying "Stop sending children to schools in Northern Cyprus" on the grounds that "It was too risky to send children to the schools in Northern Cyprus as hundreds of Nigerian students had been killed there mysteriously without any conclusive investigations carried out."

My position has always been clear and I would like to state for the records that while Mrs. Abike Dabiri is entitled to her opinion literally, I make bold to say, there are loopholes in her statement. The statement was replete with misinformation, sensationalism and for the most part, not in anyway close to reality.

Firstly, I can't overrule some recorded cases of confrontations resulting in deaths between Nigerians and fellow Nigerians and on the other hand, between Nigerians and Turkish students. We had a record of those few cases and I condemn in the strongest possible terms those unfortunate developments. Criminality happens everywhere, but we shouldn't allow it to take the lead in society. Where destiny has brought us together, we must appreciate our differences and live in peace. I must also extend my sincere condolences to the families of all victims and those caught in the cross-fire of criminal deaths throughout the world.

However, I wish to respectfully debunk Hon. Dabiri-Erewa's position because it undermines and rubbishes our concerted efforts to the solutions we are constantly proffering to our challenges as Nigerian students in Northern Cyprus-Turkey.

Having schooled there and tens of thousands of others, it is fair to say that Cyprus is one of the peaceful and coordinated Islands in the world. As a former NANS President and someone keeping abreast of emerging developments concerning the welfare and security of Nigerians in Northern Cyprus, my underlying mission is to correct negative impressions and put the records straight in order to douse tension. There was never a time from time immemorial till date that over 100 Nigerian students were killed in mysterious circumstances in Northern Cyprus. The country has its flaws in some ways but never in the history of its existence have we had such outrageous incidences of over 100 deaths. This is an incorrect information and perhaps Punch Newspaper as a National Daily should have meticulously carried out investigation to ascertain the veracity of Hon. Dabiri-Erewa's position before publishing. Unfortunately Punch Newspaper threw the principle of objective and balanced reportage to the winds. This is not a PR for Northern Cyprus but an honest analysis of the situation of things in order to unearth the truth for the sake of conscience and posterity.

I'm calling on students and parents whose wards are in Northern Cyprus to remain calm and dislodge any fear in them as the information was exaggerated. Thousands of Nigerians graduated in different schools in Cyprus and are doing well, contributing to global development and reaching the peak of their careers.

I encourage Nigerian government to as a matter of urgency upgrade and further define greater prospects in the educational sector. Parents on the other should constantly inspire and instill discipline in their children to be of good behaviour and contribute significantly to the growth and development of their host countries.

I also call on investigate journalists, media practitioners, and other independent researchers to dig deep and unravel whether or not Hon. Dabiri-Erewa's position is true. As a student, patriotic Nigerian and concerned leader working to protect the interests of Nigerian students and determined to allay emerging fears, I humbly disagree with her excellency. This is a very sensitive information that shouldn't be swept under the carpet. If she had ever visited the country, she would have spoken from an informed perspective using the language of diplomacy, but her outburst was unfortunate to say the least.

God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

*Comrade Zachariah Madaki former NANS President Turkish Zone*

Source: https://dailyheraldnews..com/2020/08/re-stop-sending-children-to-schools-in.html?m=1
Politics / Re: What Does The New Flags Represents by MemeTroll: 8:23pm On Apr 27, 2020
Thats the flag of the armed forces

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Computers / Re: Please Who Can Tell Me What Happened To This Pc by MemeTroll: 6:06pm On Mar 10, 2020
Your hard disk is gone you’ll have to get another one and reinstall OS

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Embarrasses Those Spraying Money On Him In Asaba, Delta State, by MemeTroll: 5:23pm On Jul 21, 2019
niaralandtopuser:

he expect you to work harder so you won't go hungry
dude not everyone is suffering or dying in Nigeria remember that
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Embarrasses Those Spraying Money On Him In Asaba, Delta State, by MemeTroll: 12:09pm On Jul 21, 2019
But he's an upcoming artist again now what does he expect?

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Crime / Re: Kogi State University Student 'Comrade Lincoln' Shot Dead By Gunmen by MemeTroll: 10:54pm On Jan 28, 2019
Naijahit:
A final year student of Kogi State University in Anyigba, was murdered yesterday by unknown gunmen, according to reports.

It was gathered that the deceased identified as Abdullahi Muhammed Awwal popularly known as comrade Lincoln, was killed near NTA office after being attacked by the gunmen.

While the main reason for the killing is yet to be ascertained, some have said he was killed by suspected armed robbers, others claimed he was shot dead by cultists.

However, the deceased student has been laid to rest according to Islamic rites.
May his soul rest in peace.

https://hitng.info/2656/final-year-student-shot-dead-by-unknown-gunmen-in-kogi-state-photos/


Now i actually believe this thing about names following people abraham Lincoln was shot in a theatre (basically a media house) now this guy answering Lincoln too is shot near a media house also
Sports / Re: Obafemi Martins Poses With His Ferrari Spider by MemeTroll: 9:29pm On Jan 26, 2019

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Travel / Re: What My Sister Did To An FRSC Man by MemeTroll: 8:41am On Dec 25, 2018
Bluette:
Try to overlook the grammatical errors abeg.

It all started 2 weeks ago, my sister was fined by the Almighty FRSC officials to pay a sum of money due to a crack on her windscreen. She begged Mr. D for pardon and leniency, she tried to explain the sun was the main cause for the crack, but all her pleas fell on deaf ears so she was fined. My sis looked into the man's face and just smiled. "No problem I will make the payment" she said.

She did exactly as she said, she paid the money but she hasn't gotten over the issue. She told me she is patiently waiting to see the guy again on the road, that she has something to tell him. I asked her what it was she won't tell me.

Fast forward to this morning, I followed her to the main road to get something and then gbam! She saw Mr. D, "Haaa, look at that monkey faced guy that I begged". Then my sis parked, sis "you would be late for school o" I said, she just smiled and said she has to see the guy. I started getting worried, i know she isn't up to something good. My sis signalled to the man, he came, she greeted him so well, waoh! Asked after his family and then she asked if Mr. D could remember her face, the man said "No", she then explained what transpired between them & how she wanted to explain but they were too busy writing the amount she will pay. The man didn't say a word, out of the blues my sister calmly asked "now that I have paid, have u been promoted?,  has anyone recommended you to your boss for a job well done?,  has your life changed from what it was?"� Then she hissed at him and drove off.

I looked back and saw the man standing in total shock and utter embarrassment, God!  I wasn't able to laugh when sis asked those questions but I kept replaying the scenes and I couldn't control my laughter. So these are the questions she has for the man. Though, I felt sad for the man but I also faults him and FRSC as a whole. If u observe so well, FRSC officials takes interest in private cars than public buses / cars. Are public buses invisible to the eyes or do they pay them their dues "bribes"?. The manner in which u correct a private car owner concerning his seat belt, tail lights, extra tyres, fire extinguisher, cracked windshield, should also be the same way u correct those public bus drivers.

For Pete sake, they carry more people & goods than private cars and u see them parading the roads with broken tail lights, nylons plastered windshield, don't even talk of extra tyres, rear mirrors, and seat belts. It's 0.01%. They are more on the roads now, due to the festive period. FRSC Officials pls do the needful concerning those commercial vehicles. And to Mr. D so sorry about my sisters outburst lol, u should have gotten over it by now.

What has FRSC done for you that till date, you can't get it off your mind? 

nah your sister is actually a jackass if the staff collected bribe now it'll be a different story but if there's an accident now your wretched sister will call the same road safety ,such a terrible person

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Null by MemeTroll: 6:14pm On Sep 27, 2018
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Jobs/Vacancies / Null by MemeTroll: 5:29pm On Sep 27, 2018
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Jobs/Vacancies / Null by MemeTroll: 5:21pm On Sep 27, 2018
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Car Talk / Re: Explanation On What You Need To Know About The Cruise Control Of Your Car by MemeTroll: 10:55am On Aug 31, 2018
jpphilips:


ACC has its limitations too, try it in the dark behind a vehicle without tail lights or on a rainy day and see what happens.
newer cars use heat radars eg the A8 so unless you know a vehicle that doesn’t generate any form of thermal energy atall
Car Talk / Re: Explanation On What You Need To Know About The Cruise Control Of Your Car by MemeTroll: 8:03am On Aug 31, 2018
Guessing you’re writing this because of older cars because newer cars have adaptive cruise control with stop and go motion that can be used in traffic

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Events / Re: Today Is My Day, Wish A Soldier Happy Birthday (photos) by MemeTroll: 7:05am On Aug 28, 2018
frbona:

I've been looking for ties in the military maybe you could be the Answer to my prayers. Wishing you many more years. Stay strong in the line of duty and never deter. Let God keep you safe from speeding bullets and all the schemes and vices of insurgents as you put your life on the line for the safety of our nation Nigeria. Let your efforts be crowned with success and promotions and in due time too.
Happy birthday Future Army chief
he’s a soldier not an officer possibly the future orderly to the COAS
Politics / Re: Read This If You Are Among Those Criticizing The IGP Over Transmission Video by MemeTroll: 9:11am On May 21, 2018
Funny thing is he didnt go from commissioner to IG he was a CP then he went for nipss became an AIG then a year later he was appointed IG
Crime / Re: Man Shot In The Buttocks By Policemen During Protest In Abuja. Graphic Photos by MemeTroll: 9:49am On May 17, 2018
Idg weren’t they the same ones throwing stones about around ncc and destroying cars? What were they expecting? A pat on the back?

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Computers / Re: HELP. How Do I Resolve This Issue On My PC by MemeTroll: 7:30pm On May 04, 2018
Nafizzey:
if I buy a new HD. can I retrieve my files from the old drive?
I plan on doing that too, yes you can
Computers / Re: HELP. How Do I Resolve This Issue On My PC by MemeTroll: 4:13pm On May 04, 2018
Nafizzey:
Wooow 50k is much. is there no any other method to resolve this issue cos I ll not like to loose my document on the drive . i love my HD thanks
you have to buy another HDD i still have my old one I’ll try and retrieve my old hd when I’m home
Food / Re: Cameroonian Lady Disses Nigerian Food On Twitter, Nigerians Respond by MemeTroll: 9:47am On May 04, 2018
write2obi:
Nigerians on twitter are know for their savagery, especially when you try to disrespect our country. If only we can be this united against our corrupt leaders.
nawa o something that happened over a year back
Computers / Re: HELP. How Do I Resolve This Issue On My PC by MemeTroll: 6:34am On May 04, 2018
Nafizzey:
very unfortunate. how much did you buy the HD and what normally cause this issue?
well it was winter around then so they said the cold condensed and got into my HD since it had a metal body i spent roughly around 50k if you convert to naira

Computers / Re: HELP. How Do I Resolve This Issue On My PC by MemeTroll: 7:44pm On May 03, 2018
Nafizzey:
I didn't use my HP Laptop for sometime, when I put it on recently it displaying
- Boot Device Not Found Error
or Hard Drive Not Detected


Please how do I resolve this from the gurus in the house? tested and proven method. Thank you
had this issue with mine, turns out the hp hard disks are easily susceptible to damage, i had to get mine replaced lost everything
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Blasts Women Who Confronted Him Over His Dressing In A Bank (video) by MemeTroll: 2:04pm On Apr 04, 2018
So s’him na stammerer sef? See as my brosis say “heiidiort” at the end
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious/savage Memes That Will Make Your Day by MemeTroll: 9:44pm On Mar 31, 2018
Wow really funny
Celebrities / Re: Izokpu Atagamen: Malls & Cinemas Ooze Offensive Odour & Heat During Festivities by MemeTroll: 8:24pm On Mar 29, 2018
Honest question here is “who is he? Atagman oe whatever?”

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Celebrities / Re: This Upcoming Artiste Looks Exactly Like Flavour – See Striking Resemblance by MemeTroll: 8:20pm On Mar 27, 2018
We have Flavour this one is Aroma
Autos / Re: 2008 lexus Es350 Toks Available 4m Lagos by MemeTroll: 8:02pm On Mar 09, 2018
Benz?

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