₦airaland Forum

Maychang:
11. Hoes have been getting married while virgins have been single.

that's because virgins only marry virgins, it takes a bit of time, but female & male whores fill everywhere soo they get together easily

iykedare:
The past can't just be the past like that. She is a h0e. Who told you he was interested in being her groom? I'm sure if some of you are asked why you sleep with dozens of guys before you get married, your answer will be that they weren't good enough to be the groom(s).
You girls are pathetic. Why do people still waste their hard earned money sending you lots to school?

You lots are better off in a twerking school or a bj school since that is what y'all do so well.

what a wonderful write up, may God bless you

when did we fall so law in dis country, we even advertise kids born out of wedlock like its some badge of honor. I just pity the kid sha. I remember when the word "bastard" was an insulting & degrading words. But now am not so sure, cause it seems to be the real status of some people in dis country

Borno state

Haba Mr man, so you can't kneel for just 5-10 minutes & propose to d lady

Aww how romantic.
But I still don't wan go service, if I leave who go take care of my farm

You fefol have no idea how dis masa business dey bring money woh, I assure you if he does it honestly he will make morethan half of what fedral government workers earn a month in just one day.

R.I.P to d pretty lady
When I was a kid I used to wonder why we have no maids or house boys in our home. We share chores, my dad included. Why my dad always drives himself around & refused all drivers even the ones from his work place. It was only a few years dat I confirm he has some serious trust issues. But he is right. TRUST NOBODY BUT YOUR OWN BLOOD KIN. I fully intend to copy, implement & improve on his teachings when/if I get married

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Would you stop that, it's very disrespectful & insulting to all married couples worldwide, it was also dsame way you came into dis world. How would you feel if it was said to your parents.
It may seem funny to you but it's absolutely annoying & distasteful

chai, this man is very lucky he dosent do join account with the wife, otherwise her spritual friends & pastor may convince her to transfer everything to them

Jameslad:
I think pre-mature aging occur when one over-indulge in sex practices.

True, but not to dis extent, she is obviously not saying the truth about her age, don't know about the prostitution part though

Next month will be half of dat amount as more fefol go drop d internet due to ur stup*d plan to increase data prices. Hope PMB & NCC are very happy with their progress so far

fefol please, let's Kalm dawn & diskus dis issue, we should not turn dis tread into a trifal war ground
luk at some of my assessment

North= get plenty terror activities, so soldiers & police don turn it to their personal baracks, so fighter jets, amored tanks & military personal is just another day

East= hot bed of smuggling, so customs & immigration go full dat place nah

P.S I might be wrong though

UnknownT:
They always have an excuse for any news


The Board of Inquiry actually showed that, as at the time of the incident, the unit’s water tanker still contained water, but a soldier mischievously concealed it. That soldier was charged and punished accordingly Lol..,..... How one person go take hide water tanker?

Just just like how corrupt politicians hide & divert dozens of trucks filled with food meant for IDPs. it usaully requires only the driver & a store to dump the goods.

Besides them dey forest & am pretty sure military tankers have camo paints. But I might be wrong & naive

Even though police collect bribes which is very wrong atleast they weren't very greedy, they collect like N50-N100, But when FRSC collect bribes (which mind you, they have been doing for a very long time). they collect from N1000k( that's d minimum). if you refuse to pay they will collect your original license and write you a N4000-N10000 naira ticket.

To be fair but agencies have some good guys, it's just the corrupt & bad ones are too plenty

skillful01:
On point





T34M V1RG1N

Yap, till wedding night

I also relocated to Nigeria from Borno state, I wonder why am missing in dat list....mind you am a celebrity in my own village woh

This is just soo wrong & evil. How can the government let the soldiers defending us starve. PMB is even failing on the security part

sagitariusbaby:
What kind of visionless leader is he? 6000 hiv abi na aids he call am, it's OK! 30 million to muslim community, for what really and how many are they in Cross Rivers? 50 million to corrupt CAN and make them his booticker.
I DON'T WANT TO BE A NIGERIAN WHEN NEXT I COME

there won't be NEXT time, everybody gets only one Chance. So use it wisely

Am soo looking forward to the day dey born pikin. I sure hope they disappoint my expectations, cause my i have some serious bad vivid imagination.

sekundosekundo:
Muslims also pay

Yeah, But no Imam will tell you "only fefol who give tites" are qualified to receive blessings". Islam does not force anybody body to give tithes. you are only supposed to give others help only if your own family is well fed & cared for. Blessings can also be earned in diffrent ways e.g even smiling to ur brethren, helping the blind cross the roads etc. NO BE MONEY dat is required

Empiree:
I think you missed the point completely. There is propaganda going on right now and people fall for it. The comment above me was right. If you noticed when those crazy people were killing, the West cheered them. None of us is there now to affirm the truth. Around me here everyone keeps saying Assad is this and that. I dont go by majority. It is very simple. The rebels could simply surrender their weapons to avoid this madness. Govt never surrenders. Govt exercise power and authority. Just like buhari is doing to bh now.

Imagine rebels fighting UK govt now, do you think the govt would bow?. No. If Assad should step down, who is it to be there from the rebels side?. This is exactly what i said on libya when everyone was cheering the rebels but i saw it differently and i was right. After rebels took over, they killed US ambassador. But then they were not rebels. They were called "freedom fighters" something like that. When they killed US person, they are terrorists. It is a game they play. Unfortunately civilians got caught up in the process. Dont think for a second brother that i support Assad. That's not my point. My point is the rebels the west funds are no better. They want to them to come to power.

well said

switch47:
That is the simple truth , MMM is you and I , participants pay each other , MMM does not pay us ..... the current break was as a result of the Holiday mood of Nigerians not Providing help and deciding to Cash out for Christmas, once we ignore the haters and decides to Provide help as we usually do ..... MMM will go back to the way it was before the Christmas period ... this is pure logic ...... great mavrodians Once we PH (provide help ) others will GH (Get Help ) and then when others PH we shall also GH to the shame of all the fake news bearers , fellow mavrodians , i was moved when the majority of the members of my MMM Group on facebook (about 40 ,000 members all agree to PH ) i knew MMM shall bounce back stronger than it was before ...... I know that MMM did not crash that is why we stand with MMM Nigeria ...... lets Provide Help as we know how to do Spare cash ........ no matter how small ...... i was surprised today when the guiders form was released about thousands of mavrodians went for it ...... MMM is alive , MMM remains great . Lets PH and see the magic of PH ...... you and I is MMM ...... we pay each other !! we are MMM . I stand with MMM Nigeria

My brother, I hope say no be ur real picture & address way your facebook profile woh, cause if dis thing crash after you convinced 40,000 greedy Nigerians to invest. THEY WILL EAT YOU ALIVE

There shouldn't be anything like sex between you & ur husband till 10-12 months after child birth

luk at the way oga pastor dey pose for camera

you mean dat air money, remember d thing na digital, once it crashes YOU ARE SCREWED.

besides you fefol Could not even stabilise the naira with dollar & you are already looking for bitcoin.

Get ur priorities right first, forget that sh*t, let's have a stable economy & a country dat actually produces something tangible

sorry but I prefer raw cash

Am fasting

Nop, zero intrest

its supposed to be bestman so of all his friends he couldn't find just one that could be his best man, even his brother couldn't help him.
Common dude, you could have just asked me if you got no friends, I will be happy to help in dis kind of situation.
Pls don't embrass guys like this again

candidbabe:
I think I will invest triple of what I did on November when it comes back on January. My money will never be dormant in Nigerian bank.

And you think ponzi schemes are the best location to store your money. wow what a smart idea, your parents must be proud of you for being an outstanding genius.

I Am now absolutely sure I can succeed as a professional 419 dude in dis country, plenty of gullible people to defraud

who knows maybe dat was how d person who born him was treated by him papa. So he decided to emulate him.

P.S even if the women threw themselves at him, there is no need for such barbaric treatment

We all know the fate of dat money