₦airaland Forum

So the fulani herdsmen can be this organised, am impressed, this is good info for the next article am writing

Op, I hope you will help me pay the bride price & also with the grocery shopping every month incase i decided to get married after my service.

You must also find the wife for me, dis are my specs
she must be a virgin ( dis is non negotiable)
she has to be taller than me
A bit light skin ( not bleached girl woh)
Average looking( am very fine, my genes will wash our kids)
Figure 8, a bit full( I dislike skinny girls)

That's why when I become a multi billionaire( which is very soon) I will try to site all my Important & valuable factories in my fathers & mothers village . atleast dis way them will never burn down my business.

Me like dis Deji guy well well woh, he is the only dude on twitter that says lots of funny & useless sh*t, he never blocks me no matter how rude i am to him unlike Reno who blocked me just because I catch him lie

I am a monk, no lady can distract me, even if she is naked.
Cause my heart is PURE

This dude seems to have his head stuck in his a**, but it's not good to insult our elders so I will stop here

Mayflowa:
Two women are enough to overpower you let alone three. They only need to hold his d1ck and threaten him that if moves, they will drag it hard and he will die. Think am

Have u ever being in fight b4, the d**K, heart & face are the most valuable place in ur body, why da he'll would you allow them to get taken hostage by WOMEN. woman fa, unless they know kung fu/martial arts they all have dsame fighting style

why do married people have so many problems, besides this na small issue, just chill till another one pops up, there is no need for separation base on dis I think

wow, so a woman can actually over power a man, I think even if I get accidentally drunk no woman can overpower me.

Even if his arm waa broken.....they are women for gosh shakes, this dude is disgrace to real men.

But hopes he overcomes the trauma if there is any, then hit the gym so women won't keep beating him up

Seriously why is everybody complaining about marriage today, you guys are even soo lucky that ur grandparents aren't complaining they want to see ur kids

I don't even wanna get married anymore

yes woh, not easy at all, infact it's easier to find a bunch of $100 bills in front of ur apartment than to find normal virgin girls. But if you add beautiful on top, then your own don finish cause those are endangered species

But you my dear, am absolutely & completely sure YOU AIN'T ONE

op, has this friend of yours tell you what percentage of the said amount will be given away in terms of taxes & other necessary stuff like BILLS, I think only oxygen is really free in those countries as in no tax 4 it

If na civilian JTF or karota dey go pack him for them car first b4 they let him speak.

They always have a very good answer for such idi*ts who try to play big man..............NO English, let's go offish

So sad
Luks like the guy felt the service isn't worth that amount

Muheee:
Bloody hypocrites... I schooled in the north, I know these people... And I can say that these people banning have concubines and do worse...
But they portray themselves as saints... The girl beautiful tho...

soo very true indeed

well islamically this is wrong indeed, But I don't think kannywood gives a sh**t about religion. May be the actress offended some very big director so he decided to teach her a lesson.

I commend this thiefs for thier stupidity & also the owner of the card for not calling customer care to deactivate the thing immediately he found out it was stolen

yawn......so dino, your the one they sent dis time around Abi, well tell them they have to return the loot with all the extra intrest on top, then we can talk of amnesty

hmm,I think I belong to the third category, I also tend to disappear till tests or exam days

it's like when you finish that hard assignment & ur friend copies ur answers & included his own ideas to make it luk like HE IS THE SMART ONE WHO SOLVE THE PROBLEM

I think the funds are usaully provided for & included in the budget but it gets diverted before it reaches the final destination.

Hope Buhari will cruise nairaland today & preferably before he travels to Germany

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you know I also played football today, I even scored 3 good goals. SO WHY AM I NOT IN THE NEWS

Sai Baba

meanwhile am also planning my official traveling list just incase i become the president of this great country

Happy New year, I pray my wealth increase to a thousand fold dis new year Amin

The only reason I choosed blogger is the free web hosting that let's me upload unlimited everything+the free security

I am very sure the association of snakes in Nigeria hate nairaland with passion due to the killing of thier brethren by nairalanders to grace front page.

Am thier legal representative by the way

This is not normal at all, this guy don't drink something from d girl. she get belly from another dude & u forgave her?. Oh my God. this dude is soo merciful & very crazy too

in a guys case he dosent have a protruding stomach as evidence of the said betrayal.

Jadonjack:
Chai, see dumb comment

Since wen does being fat became the symptom of healthy feeding, in case yu dnt knw dat is the result of eating junk.

Instead of yu to advice the gal, yu are ere spewing trash.

Mtchew!!!

so u think the best way to advise some1 is by saying it in a very rude way in front of hundreds of people. can't you use the PM button. or don't you know how to advise som1 nicely

I won't lie, I totally forgot today na independence day, the only reason am still awake is because of the cheap night free browsing we I dey use to download some software today.

Happy independence day Nigeria, hope the naira gains more strength soon.

EVILFOREST:
FINE, FAT FEMALE...
HBD to u.......

Dude u have some serious issues am pretty sure low self esteem is one of them. ur just jealous ur not as healthy & well fed like the birthday girl.