₦airaland Forum

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Lazy dudes are awesome, I used to be one, I was like a a senior member in our club, we gather play games, watch anime( I still do these two) eat cookies & drink some soda.
we used to think real life movies are lame......well dat was two like almost 3 yrs ago cause am now a CHANGED man, I got my own business (big shop plus a large bird farm)but my dad & big brothers still give me allowance( which is awesome)

urgh....I just hate dis guy, he just dey grow fat while his workers starve. Karma will soon catch up to him

Total & complete wastes of time especially when ur not married not to mention it's disgusting, religiously bad & automatically makes u a male/female hooker/slut who does not actually get paid

Millerz:
Some dull person above confuses primitivity for simplicity. What's the use in having chairs if you wouldn't sit on them? So the chairs are meant to accommodate thrash and filth but not a human's ass?

And who eats on the floor nowadays... Even poorer people have dining tables. He knew he was expecting international guests but couldn't even put his house in order. Just look at such disorderliness.

No wonder the north is still in the stone age. Smh!!

I still do eat on d floor especially if it's towon shinkafa, danwake or pancake, I find eating on dining tables annoyingly distasteful, since I dey my house I EAT ON THE FLOOR & YES I GET PLENTY MONEY BUT I BE NIGERIAN & AFRICAN FIRST. My culture eats dis way so would i

lol, maybe he is one of those guys who look older than they REALLLLLLLLLY are...

But those guys don't have wrinkles woh

This guy is a prick.......even a human being will find using 7 phones dat does dsame thing extremely useless & unnecessary talkless of a dog who can't even pack her own sh**t or wash her na*h. If I become rich in d future my son will not easily have access to my cash without working hard for it as dis will prevent d stupidity being displayed by the likes of dis rich Chinese brother here.

No no no, in Nigeria that will not work because almost all d ogas at d top are kleptomaniacs.

They failed to assassinate Buhari b4 he became president during which they get plenty power & now when they are almost decimated they think they can catch the president.

This na dream inside dream

joseph1832:
I'm old enough to be your elder brother, that's for sure.

I say this because you fail to know prayer is nothing more than words. So you "praying for the president to succeed in tackling the economy" is just words, empty words at that.

And it's a source of headache not to me, but millions of Nigerians because your lot have been praying since 1960, and how have your prayers helped the country thus far?

So next time, rather than praying for the president, challenge him by criticising his policies constructively.

A lost soul, you know prayer is the strongest weapon in dis world, A person who works hard & prays gets d best of everything.

which fuel dem dey talk now, even at 138-140 people are still avoiding it, some people dey hustle to get food dis marketer's dey talk of price increase. anymore increase will lead to massive disappearance of vechiles & generators from our lives( which is good for d environment). Horses, carriages & donkeys will become a new means of transportation I.e if there is no revolution

This na Normal, just learn to adjust either with wearing caps or constant skin cut every week.

He'll if you have high self esteem you can rock ur baldness no wahala.

If ur an aboki or Yoruba just learn to wear jallabiya with cap or agbada

They are also creams dat can make ur hair grow back BUT THEY HAVE SOME SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTSS LIKE
1-VERY EXPENSIVE
2-VERY VERY EXPENSIVE
3-SERIOUS OFFENSIVE SMELL.....yuck
4-And some other side effects depending on skin & genetic make up

Trust me am speaking from experience, my bro started going bald when he was like 20 I think but it wasn't extremely obvious

well done op, I go also soon expand to layers since my broilers already provides me with enough capital to grow & maintain atleast 200 layers & dats just after every 7-8 weeks max,

Especially when the suya smell dey blow through ur window, lol, they don finish dis guy

wow.....she's uhm......very pretty

How Africans have fallen....sigh....during our ancestors time having sex or testing is an extremely great offence but now IT'S JUST FASHION for some people.

Aurgh.....what a bleeding heart, I really don't like overly kind hearted people like you. He is a grown a** man, stop indulging him, ur d older sister ACT like one.
Send ur clueless brother back home. he is supposed to be taking care of you & if he can't he should atleast not cause you problems. DON'T GIVE HIM BACK THE CAR, SEND THE OLD BOY HOME & CHANGE THE LOCKS TO UR APARTMENT/HOUSE

Welcomme:
Kashe kai dan gida ne. Zaria city, Samaru, sabin gari, wusasa, palladan, shika, bassawa, tudunwada, kongo, muchia, emanto, hanwa, layinzomo, or where?

Ina cikin gari, kofan gayan

Lol,

Nop, infidels must not eat our ram & cows ROFL

But seriously my guy, do you eat suya, it's actually slaughtered dsame way as the Sallah Ram, goat, cow, chicken etc.
So if you wan chop just enjoy ur meat & stop putting doubt in d mind of others, my neighbor na pastor & we go enjoy barbeque together tomorrow

SMH, to actually think PMB has to spend several months just to pick useless ministers like this man here.

Because you asked me to come for this interview in d first place & You need my expertise while I want ur money soo it's a win-win

Welcomme:
North sweet die! where in the north do u reside?

Zazzau aka Zaria

op were in d world do you live, the most expensive hair cut is like 3oo naira with gen, if nepa bring light it won't even pass 150, And I prepare a very good stew with meat for like 500 naira, by d way I usaully buy seasonings,rice, indomie, beans & all other small household things in large bulks when the year begins costs atleast 69k altogether but it's a good thing since it lasts atleast 1.5 years b4 I do it again. I just hope it won't be above 100k next year due to inflation.

No need for chickens, I own a bird's farm. Things are such cheap in d rural areas it's just baffles me how people just want to live in large cities were even a bag of pure water is almost 200 naira as opposed to the 60-70 naira we enjoy here. Chai north dey sweat woh

very much appreciated, I will also soon start donating such cows, rams & good stuff by d next 10 yrs In Sha Allah.


Make I go buy some Huawei product but d problem is chinese products have dis fake aura but....But my Huawei modem has being around for morethan five years so I trust dem a bit

I seriously hate dabbing with passion I just don't know why, the first time I saw it I felt like punching the guy who tried. But he was bigger & has more muscles so I had to keep my anger in check.

Well enjoy sniffing ur cocaine dabbers

And yet you people cldnt even use a fraction of dat money to develop the Niger delta, I guess even in 1914 it was the northerners & southerners who are stealing ur hard earned money to develop thier regions since they are your leaders even at dat time.

Bunch of lazy shameless pipeline bombers/kidnappers/economic saboteurs kawai, fix ur leaders & urselfs & stop blaming others for ur backwardness.

The best way to avoid being a f**ktard is to never engage in sex before marriage cause it's addictive,
By d way sex is DISGUSTING

Even a mad man will not vote APC the way hunger dey land currently but pdp ain't exactly an option either considering they also made a significant contribution to the mess were currently facing in dis country.

But all said & done, may the best man win( the one who sincerely wants to help the people of Edo state)

this time around am very ready cause I just bought a brand new bicycle, besides I need to get ripped & my garage is completely washed, clean in preparation for a long term storage of my Car. incase NEPA play with light I will just bring ice everyday from work

no sir, the 1000 naira u spend to buy those things in bauchi used to cost around 500-400 naira in bauchi state. I don't know how people leave in d city but over here I can get a good soup with half kilo of meat with 1000 naira but b4 d recession it used to be around 600-700 naira.
And money ain't easy to get for some people nowadays soo, there is definitely hardship in d land.
By d way I stay in d north & I also farm so I know the cost of most things dats why is pretty hard for traders to over charge me.

well, that was very disappointing especially now when such factories are needed. I just hope the state government no get hand for it.
The funny thing here is that the machine was stolen with the help of youths who it supposed to provide jobs for

Buharis economic team are not doing enough. CBN got no extra dollar to cushion the effects of dis recession & some stup*d Nigerians keep hoarding d dollar so they could get rich as thier country & the naira dies while they grow rich.

The middle & upper class + plus nairalanders should stop the blame games, after all even toilet paper you buy d imported one & you expect d naira to magically gain value, keep deceiving urselves