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congrats, I shall also find a girl friend when we get out of dis recession & probably marry her during the next economic boom of Nigeria cause i dont feel like paying #5000 for salon, even my sister's expenses is enough already

if Buhari allowed dis to happen, then he has a 99.98%(b4 it was 98%) of loosing d next election I.e if he completed his tenure, just imagine indomie now cost almost 2000 naira per small carton instead of d usual 1250, on economics, dis administration is totally & completely clueless

[quote author=kolaish post=49068010]WEEKENDS IN ARAB NATIONS IS EITHER THURSDAY & FRIDAY OR FRIDAY & SATURDAY. HOWEVER, AS A CHRISTIAN, I DON'T MIND THE FG GIVING MUSLIMS FRIDAY AS A WORK FREE DAY PROVIDED THEY DO NOT TAMPER WITH SUNDAY AS A WORK

I attended El-kanemi college in Borno state back in d day, Friday's & Saturday's na our weekend while Sunday's were Monday's.
To us Christmas holiday, good Friday no dey for school criteria, we go to school when every School & government workers dey home.

But dat in itself was fun but significantly annoying at times

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Indian & Brazilian rice abi, I don't even know what to say, same Nigerians complaining about d exchange rate are thesame people who only use imported stuff, even odnary toilet paper dey go ask for the one from abroad.

Keep buying other countries products & let ur countrys industry die a natural death. if we don't change our mentality of always rejecting our home product, we are gona end up worst than Zimbabwe

iam perfectly aware am not a very good person, am not a saint either but am pretty sure I will never cheat people like this, it's one of my principles, afterall money is just paper & u go die leave am at any second. so why not help everybody enjoy it like you do, instead of hoarding it?

EFFC over to you, fresh meat don arrive

lol, I love myself & my apartment very very well, unless ur blood relative(like brother, sister) you will never stay with me for morethan two days, you must vacate, I hate freeloaders & squatters in my life, I make it very clear to my friends so they don't even think about it

some people sef, well you should get her a chopper when she finally says "I DO" on dat big day. & a private jet when she born ur first pikin..........& then......fill d rest, it's too annoying to think & type at dsame time


By d way congrats & to my future girl friend I will never buy you a car for saying yes, cause am too poor & very stingy

I have super powers, I can easily identify a virgin when he/she comes within 10meter radius of my position, therefore due to my recent experience, I can categorically say virgins are technically extinct, u hardly meet one in every 100 people u get in contact with, female virgins are extremely super rare, Iam still searching for one.....it's being almost 2yrs now

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some people sef, govt should throw dis sucker for jail before he creates an uprising were some criminal elements will engage in destruction of lifes & properties by saying d man & his entire tribe in d area don offend them

Keneking:
When is he going back? We need to rescue our girls

Take the middle finger. And you are also free to join the military to rescue our girls.

virgins: A homo-sapien species that is close to extinction in dis current era.

But congrats to them, I hope to get dis lucky some day. cause virgins are extremely rare & very precious.

well off-topic but I actually prefer dis kind of girls, cause they will have more time to chat & interact with you FACE TO FACE not always on social media, they are usaully kind, responsible & very respectable, call me old fashioned but this girl na d perfect wife material for an extremely stable home plus a happy married life.

sounds funny right, but pls remove the last name b4 some crazy jihadists sticks a sharp knife in ur tommy 2geda with ur little pet.... just be very careful

I know him, very nice guy, fun to be with, dosent discriminate, helps everybody to d best of his abilities. Rest in peace brother, May jannatul firdausi be ur final abode, ur killers shall face justice In sha Allah.

nelson20000:
I am here to give my testimony about a doctor who help me in my life. I was infected with HIV virus in the 2010,i went to many hospitals,churches for cure but there was no solution out, so I was thinking how can I get a solution out so that i cannot loose my life, I lost everything I have my husband run away from me and also took my children along because of my sickness. One day I was in the river side thinking the next step to take if it is to jump into the river so that I can loose my life totally or just think where I can go to get solution. so a lady walk to me telling me why am I so sad and i open up all to him telling her my stories, she told me that she can help me out that’s the reason she normally come here to help people so that thy can be cured because she was into this problem before, she introduce me to a doctor who cast spells on people and gave me he number and email so i called him and also email him. He told me all the things I need to provide and also give me instructions to take, which I followed properly. Before I knew what is happening he called me and told me that i should go for an HIV test and which i did as he told me and the result was negative. so if you are also heart brokened and also need a help you can also email him at drofenmuabiodunsolutionhome@yahoo.com or call him on his cell phone number on +2347067482649

Mr man ur still infected, try the ytest again after a few months you will see what I mean, d only cure for aids is death or constant medications which slows down ur journey to d grave.

So wetin he wan us do.?
Does that decrease the price of dollar.

Mr man carry ur humongous head & go pay ur workers their salary, no be only you get mama

well, what can i say, everything in Nigeria requires money, loyalty, respect, love & even common H20, I think only oxygen is free in dis country.
if ur poor or middle class in Nigeria you should learn to mind ur own business. i assure you will live comfortable free life.( as in u will only have hunger & d economy to worry about). only be bold & insultive online just like my iPobs friends(nobody can see who's behind d screen).

But if ur rich, do whatever da he'll you want, poor Nigerians will always support & die for you.even kill thier fellow poor brethren for you.

And finally you can also be a Boko haram member, an avenger, kidnapper or an armed robber & feel that power of killing, destroying anything you want.....till u die miserably in d hands of security forces or get beaten,burned alive by d angry poor masses.

Op, only God can help your friend in this situation.
Soo, forward ur case file to him, am sure u still got a few hours left, let's hope ur case file reaches heaven b4 then. Goodluck

Am just soo ashamed of being a Nigerian after seeing dis pictures.
Soo abokis even sniff weed for Mecca, isn't that haram
And why are most of the people dabbing my fellow abokis, is this ignorance or is the weed just too strong

Does it matter, just be confident, as for me whenever I want to look older, I just let my facial hair grow & wear agbada or an over sized shirt, it's so freaking awesome cause most people threat me with respect & caution calling me oga, i just like the way people bend to greet me .

Cause last time I dressed my age & shaved people actually say my car wasn't mine, even d police say na my dad's car way I dey drive.

Happy birthday, but if that is what 26 luks like, then I must be 14 yrs old. Lol, keep deceiving ur blind fans Mr wizkid

My friend shave that beard you are a lawyer not an imam

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Perfect couple, wishing you a blessed & happy married life

What of the criminal charges againts dis fellow brother, so it gets dropped just like that, isn't that encouraging more people to follow his footsteps. What he did was wrong, I don't care even if na Buhari daughter way dey like him, he must be punished according to d law, even Islam condems such acts being carried out by people like him

Respect sir!!!!

But on a serious note if na me pick that cash I no go return am.
Well if it's a phone,jewellery, laptop or anything material no matter how expensive it is, I will return. But if na cash, don't bother to search for it when it falls on ma hand

DEATH!!!!!

But give him some time to repent first.
Anyways nowadays Muslims don follow Islamic laws, just preach to d guy, if he refuses, it's between him & Allah. It's not like we are in Saudi were Islamic laws are strictly upholded.

If it was you, would you be happy when ur relatives know ur wife was cheating on ur & decide to keep it to themselves...

Hypothetically speaking what if she transfer ur uncle one incurable disease she got from her FUN.

Just let the cat out of the bag, what happens afterwards ain't ur concern, tell ur blood relative the truth & ignore those people saying it ain't ur business, afterall they might be into dsame cheating club

Finding the girl is really very easy.....But
Is she the one, is she d destine one, that perfection in ur eyes....or

YOU CAN JUST ASK UR GRANDMA BACK HOME, SHE WILL FIND A FINE YOUNG,PRETTY & OBEDIENT GIRL...I just wonder how dis old people find these girl, it's seriously spectacular & annoying since I enjoy being single...
MIND YOU, I DON'T FORNICATE, I ONLY BELIVE IN SEX AFTER MARRIAGE,

Feast for my eyes

But definitely not marriage or dating material, but it's a pretty good view