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it says PRODUCT OF INDIA

Nigerians can't we buy & eat our own rice, haba lets tune down on foreign stuff consumption

I hope i get found somewhere more classy, even a restaurant will suffice as opposed to BAR &BEER PARLOR, gosh how would I explain to my kids drinking is bad.

P.s am thinking of future tense woh, I no get any kids yet

shhhh....trying to explain yourself makes it even more hypocritical, just shush

Why don't they cancel the whole thing & stop wasting our time

I hate the word "niche", a mean who invented dat crap

Someday am gonna make Nigeria so great that all dis fefol who run abroad to born pikin for citizenship will have the worst status in this country.

when Nigeria shines, other countries fall

I see Nigeria being great in d future, I will make it great. But I will be worst than Kim Jun on during my tenure, just prefere cause there will be some real CLEANSING of old corrupt leaders

So is he supposed to cry, be angry, it's normal to celebrate when you win, so how is the future president of the United States of Nigeria celebration newsworthy, it even got front page

sai Baba, do your thing, deal with PDP & thier cronies, we are solidly behind you.
BUT REMEMBER
when the next person comes in power & wants to deal with kwarrupt AFC like danbanza, kyaru etc, we shall also solidly be behind him, after all we want what's best for dis country.
May God bless me
May God bless PMB
& finally May God bless Nigeria & Africa in general
Amen

There is always & will be heaven & hell, so I don't think imagining otherwise helps ur cause unless ofcourse ur an atheist( very intresting aliens) who believe only in science mixed with Charles Darwin & big bang theory

Nice..... A mean that's very inconsiderate of him, but wait woh. All real alpha males( players & idjits) say dis stuff ofcourse in PRIVATE

Men are great, men are awesome.
We have no such problems, but what worries me is that some ungrateful men still want to turn woman despite all these problems & the menstrual cycle thingy.

No disturb dis brother, someone will also take a selfie with his corpse when he kicks the bucket.
After all is just a picture

These days even a professional man of God needs to up his game with some serious MIRACULOUS events in order to keep his gullible brainwashed followers on tract so that tithes & offerings won't fall low due to recession

Flirtyjane:
This one no be joking matter cos I need to know so I will decide to be tearing like other girls or I wait till Mr right comes..
*wink*


Where the mod?

Please wait, do not indulge in sinful acts

PMb administrationis fast becoming a disappointment even to me, I used to like the old man, but looks like his cabinet & inconsistent policies are like 5 & 6.( d Zuma thingy) .APC seems to like speaking from both sides of thier mouth.

Bubu u down fall my hand, the ban should have stayed in place, now u don increase pressure on d naira

Sai Baba, in d near future i promise to make a 3rd person shooter game with PMB as the protagonist.
shekau,tinubu, saraki & dogari will also be part of it.
But FFk will be part of the DLC, I still can't understand him yet

congrats my brothers .
Please help the avengers plant more bombs for transformers so that our other brothers can be amnetised & get automatic employment.

P.S am just kidding, congrats

This fefol don chop plenty woh, luk àt all dis cocktails, although am not a fan of white women, d bride really fine.
just luk at how no wan 4 dat wedding get born for neck, dey all don chop meat & chicken tire.

a** licker spotted, stylishly trying to get him share.

I will be the president of Nigeria in 2019.
I am absolutely sure my gamer friends will vote for me, I hope Nigerians do dsame

Miss & love any Nigerian politician at your own peril cause
They don't love you, they don't care if you live or die, they only care about your votes & ur tax money.
PDP & APC are all dsame(they are both completely useless, fat & greedy thieves).
I thought PMB was a bit different but they he has being sheilding his corrupt friends made it abundantly clear. the fight against corruption is loopsided, if you are APC, you are free of all charges even if you get charge to court your case will keep getting adjourned till eternity

Can't APC say anything without blaming anybody, it's getting tiresome, can they just talk about how to fix the problem & act on that

Nigerians don't want products from fellow Nigerians, they only love imported sh*t from China,America,sri Lanka & other countries. Your doomed if you think Nigerians will patronize ur products(only 1% do). All they will do is curse you for law quality production when they never even bought your product.

So just be like the flat heads, import local cheap & cheap products, then dump it on Nigerians as original

Nice, dis will luk very good on me, any idea how I could get it for FREE, I need two sets of each style

luk at those brand new sneakers, obviously the dude does not work out often....by the way that guy resembles president Jonathan small small, but it might just be my eyes since is so bright over here with all the gunshots

Time to visit my maternal grandpa in Algeria, This country call Nigeria is finished...

Shes gonna stop me from playing my video games & am pretty sure she won't like it when I maxed out the sound system when playing call of duty .... So my future wife most be a gamer or computer geek that way we can play games together & I don't have to worry about buying expensive bags & shoes but a new gaming rig every few years

Go & sin no more......but wait, what religion is this guy now

Lol, how will you know the diffrence between shaved & unshaved unless you engage in premarital sex,
which is not cool at all, stop tasting what wasn't meant to be yours otherwise you will get an STD meant for som1 else

lol,isn't that wonderful, you can't actually have sex countless times without getting pregnant, no need to worry about buying condoms.

On a serious note, there is medication for low sperm count, just go see a doctor, there is a drug for that condition, it works & it ain't even that expensive

chai, crazy people dey everywhere woh, I like atheist, they are always good at farting out intresting crap dat seems very reasonable but completely useless to d scenario at hand.

They actually belive dat dey just spawned into existence & scientifically develop, adapt & stylishly arrived at dis point in life. isn't dat wonderful, I wish I could be dat carefree but it's impossible cause am enlightened

Stop playing video games & go to farm instead.

But if your are smart like me, you can do both ....at dsame time by playing farming games that requires you to farm.

yeah, I know am smart, no need to praise or thank me

Nice......she must be a pro