₦airaland Forum

We shall soon be dwelling with the biggest economies in d world by the grace of God. it's Nigeria destiny as the largest congregation of black people in d world

Igbo kwenu!!! U got love dis fefol, they never want anything good, I guess even the devil learned from them

I am even currently raising my eye brows as i I type & read dis.

How can you tell us to stop the epitome of coolness, you must get wrinkles if you reach dat age unless you do buttox

She has a very nice figure, extremely voluptuous, what a very nice picture, is she single, I would love to meet her

it's not like you will be living in same room anyways, so just chill a bit, she be his mama, am sure you won't mind if it's your mama even if she does not like your husband.
Tell your friend to stop being paranoid & do her duty as a good wife. Her husband will naturally notice if his mama is constraining her in any way if he really loves his wife.

I used to see alot of galagos around my farm, the sound they make is very creepy, but they are totally harmless. I haven't seen them recently though, I think the herdsmen got them

Trump will be an awesome president for Nigeria, just imagine having Trump as president of Nigeria, Buhari as Vice president & Magu as Senate President, I will be the speaker

Nigeria will be great again

ofcourse no grabbing them by the .......

KevinDein:
You southerners are always butt hurt about every and any news from the north, it's just ridiculous. Y'all seem to develop high blood pressure whenever the north is mentioned. For a region that supposedly feel it's more advanced and better in all facets of life, the amount of pettiness and bitterness you constantly exude is just laughable.

You guys should fuccccking get a grip.

its impossible, it has already being engrave into thier DNA

That aside, I hope washington will be paying all expenses, our forex don scarce woh

common, All Nigerians do dat, can't u see the way the flat heads are using the other living room trend to make money

The feed commabeers are back in action, may May God punish Boko haram & all those who are happy to hear dis news( if it's even true at all)
R.I.P to our soldiers, more boko haram members will be eliminated dis week in hundreds

Make sure all ur house helps are women, elderly if possible, make sure your wife's driver na woman.

But honestly why build a big house, buy a car if you know you can't take care of it yourself or the person you intend to give

Lol. exercise is good for you Mr Fuji artist, slow down on the soda & sugar uptake

I don't understand, it's that wrinkles on your forehead, why are you so skinny, I think hair cuts are very cheap in maiduguri, please go & get one

delishpot:
Or no marry at all. Lol. See how you dey price wife like fish for tray. Maybe this, maybe that, may be both, maybe none? Abegi, women no dey die follow men tbes days again O. Better settle for the one way you and her get special bond and understanding weds Na lawyer or police. Weda Na cook or Doctor. As long as una dey flow. Bet wetin I dey preach for sef? If you like no marry.

Choosing a wife is like buying a new game console, you gotta make sure you get d best & right one for urself

I wonder if PMB cares about all This, he seem to have totally ignore everyone & continues with whatever he does

I have a problem with no 4, so u mean women in Nigeria actually engage in premarital sex soo casually & they way you put ....its like it's something so natural to you people.

Don't you Fear GOD or...... right you might be an atheist, can't you see the scientific repercussions of such indulgence & fleshly body contact with an unstable & unknown entity due to delusions of love & pleasure.

Beware of STD, dey plenty these days

She is almost perfect.

Too bad, I will never marry an actress, it's way better to marry a doctor(despite all the microwaved dishes) & night shift.

But they all too annoying, I will rather marry a gamer, a tech geek( soo cool) or just go back to my village & get a wife

We are supposed to spend money in recession right, so what's d big deal, depression is bit far off & death by starvation is the only worst part so just chill pray to God if you are religious, if you an atheist well just cook up some scientific & economic crap to get us out of dis shit

Northerners are cool as long as you don't insult thier beliefs or religion, they will always treat you like family unlike my brothers from the land of d raising Sun. But I still love them despite dat scam dat caused me lots of money( I still hold a grudge)

Firstly dis issue is private, do not put ur face or ur parents.
secondly, I don't mean to belittle anybody but no real man collects money which his wife earned by her hard work.
personally even if my wife is my boss at work, it will not bother me, I will just fulfill my responsibility as a husband & a father, if she feels like spending her money to help out..cool, if not it's all good, I never married her to take care of the house for me.

some geniuses still can't figure out why most Nigerians can't get along with flat heads.

But I won't complain, they keep me entertained

labaran Mako, I will always wish you the worst of luck in whatever you do. We eventually found out that you dis cheap a** nigga wiped out my uncle's name from an appointment which he saw much deserved, you replaced his name with your girlfriend.

I also heard bubu is planning to sack them all, I hope they get no pension, most especially dat bi*h

I wonder if Burdizzo is hard to get in Kenya, dis man seriously need his prick crushed completely

I know dis dude, his wife hired a carpenter who tried to blow up an air plane on its way to Abuja from maiduguri( they say d carpenter has mental problem).

This same man was also the one which a Boko haram terorist was trailed to his house after an assaination attempt, he said he does not know the Boko boy who dey live for him house.

well just typing outload, I hope dss no go knack me

This is the best trade I have seen all week, all the attached pictures are just soo awesome

well, it will still turn to Sh*t after consumption & not only dat, it's fish, so it tastes like fish no matter how big or small

zanebaddo:
You better not come anywhere near north because we will kill you for betraying islam.. Islam forbids huging!! but allows girl child marriage yes!! !!

Aisha buhari is next. Buhari should divorce her, then we will tie her up and stone her to death for going against islamic marital law.

Nigeria belongs to the north and there is nothing any one can do about it.

I love dis dude, which mental hospital are you located at, I love to offer some drugs for your quick recovery.

One more thing, I very much know you are a flat head. No notherner will ever type dis crap you just dish out.

Dauraking:
Please after you visit Hollywood, try to visit San Fernando Valley to star in one or two adult movies to rub it in on the Kannywood hypocrites who wanted to confine you to the kitchen and bedroom. Those Imams must be told we are not in Stone Age.

if she does that, she don forfeit her home 4ever, even her papa go disown her

Enough of dis crap, if Nigerians could work hard as much as they react to everything that won't actually make them gain anything, Nigeria would have being great already