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@Sushi

Now who that fithy nigga who called my name
Gbade x killin' U now U wan 21gunz shot -Nigga U prolly insane
Now U call me Gay but that was what I called U n' crew
I'ma send-Gay-Pain, you'll dwell in misery as I Dig-Your-Main-Veighn
I Disrupt Rhyme Cadences, Only Time You Hear Sushi Won' Is After 'M.J.'s Reign'
You in my range of aim I minimize and drive them insane
Remember I asked U to step up when I n' lil waye smacked U wit Bling Bling
But sorry U got stucked watchin' Lord of the Ring
Poor kid, ya floppin… Lesson: Goofy never mess wit noobies
The Won(der) in half, only cuz I never liked that Jet-Li movie
Kid with a name like that u not, of the Hood or even the ghetto
Keep it short and sweet with a 4 pound metal when the smoke settlek
You 2 face nigga  never stood so close-to-a-bitch
The only stripe club U bein in is only in ya dream
Ya punches collapsin-take a-beak and let me put a gap-in-they-teeth!
Inhale the shell powder too'it's like I 'exorcise demons' with that scythe
So U watch left n' right cusz menike cud get U down from the other side

@Sushi (Welcome to Hell)
When U battle Niggas never call my name in ya rhymes gay
Don't get famous using my name.

Visit myspace.com/nlhoodloyalz.com

and see watch brothas bein cookin' up U gays (and how's that parttime Aboki job filthy gay)
Brah next time U play sh*t I'll get thecolonel to send U to iraq so U die foreal U lil'midget

daznitro:
i think yall should be ready to sue menike for his album.makin yall to freestyle,so he can use your lines to change his gutter life style, i heard his single with lean way,i bet the nigger is driving through the hard way,collaborating with a cameroonian who can't even punch with his fist.rest is history. dazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz the nitro. yall should keep it going for menike though.because he got blink blink.

say I was goin' say somethin' but U just a rookie
so get more posts before I reply U son

@sushi
I'm waitin' for U at the other side of ya grave

@naijafan
this was an old thread (so don't stress)

My 2007 top my rappers on Nairaland

Menike
dblock
Gbade x
Naijafan
Hoodboi

Y'all cud still fall into my top 10 (pls don't smack me )

paddy_lo:
@shi-shi
was up homie. . .yea i see a lot of bitches up in herr. . .lining up to kiss Menike's ass. . well they also lining up to get shot up real fast. .u know that niggas that never left naija shores always the ones to be fake starstruck.  .  .f*ckin idiots.

Haha , I left Nigerian shores when I was lil' but the fact remain

Anytime U wan get down with real G's from real blocks

HOLLA @ YA BOI MENIKE

cusz I bein Crack House studio cookin' beats up, playin' cards wit my TS squad niggaz in the Bronx
U prolly in Philly wonderin' who's Cassidy, Beanie Sigel or Young Gunz

Yo Sushi -

How was the work out plan?
Hope U fit again cusz them excess cholestrol n' calories ain't goin' help U gay

Hot Angel be the reigning name who's Hot Stepper?
Another dude tried to follow suit claiming he Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Newbies and post seekers flood the Forum Games that's normal
But why take that mentality to the Sports thread is you a normad
Osegwu's wanking so hard he can't get off Radiant's butts
Chxta burst a nut defaulted confronted and stamped his gutts
This dude Jackal can't seem to amaze, he's the tripple trinity
30 Nairaland ID's and running we'll see what happens at infinity
Shishi's a sissy, he messed his runs up and Eve disappeared
Another heartbreaker in contention can't be no other than Walelead
And why the Hell's Mukina proving hard to get
Genial, Jamming and pages of Hot toasters i had to forget
Hey Lordi, it's obvious you take Nairaland IDs to YIM
If you get spam offlines on a daily basis it's him

@Xtiano
I luved that Bold black line Xtiano-
Yo, I taught U were goin tell NL how Shishi went on a weight loss program
After I came back - - I guess U need to add that blood
Also U left Kaydee - He kinda cool last year U kno

My Ratings: 90/100

@Everyone
Just found them links right now. Shit menike
I did my research bout some So called "Gangsta Rapper" in our mist
But after my research I found that Nigga really got 2 sides

Check it Out: Warning; (Damn Funny )

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-9126.1792.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-9126.1824.html

@Metha Fu*cks

My first post makes heat n' cypher I kill U Niggas
Bein like 1 month vacation since I last killed U Niggas
Metafuks every punch you drop against me is wack as mess
Ya name suits u well, because challegin me your only killin yourself mess
Shit Paddy_lo, we know I'll Wear this Pus*sy out,  Like taking a Girls Virginity
Take 200 steps backwards cusz I slice gay niggaz passin' through my vicinity
Bleep you kid- You stepped up to get dropped down faster than the twin towers
I make Paddy break his legs in paris like he got close to the "I fell towers"
This bitch got all his punch lines off Myspace now he want to be my friend
Step Off lil' Rat - I don't accept gay black white niggaz as a friend
Your weak ass talkin hard to me, Damn you can't be serious
Lockin' this, my punches connect and shoot you to the sky like a rocket diss
Tinashie U ain't dodging this now - Watch me break ya wrists
In this battle you'll never be the Best- I pop off shots and let em through ya chest
I don't fu*ck with young boys, I'm a crook wit BATTLES GROWN
I pop that SHINEY-CHROME - look TINASHIE U LIKE A SKINNY-CLONE
Call yaself Tinashie but U live with sixty pimples on ya nipples
Son even in ya shadiest dreams, you couldnt reach the depth of my sickness
A bullet hits you ripping your muscle like a hundred curls
Your life is not refundable, stumble into the underworld
Study this battle to see how I changed cusz I'm Nairaland punchline Proff

1st time in the year I'm goin post on this thread

@Shishi
Never knew that fitness class would send U into isolation
Hold Up- Heard U work for Mc Donalds  ,
Hope U make them Burgers hot n' fresh- U gay

@naijafan
y'all congrats - Nice tourney, guess U guys smoked the gays
Got ya back all day

@Gbade x
Nigga U can't have them fools  to yaself brah
I'm hungry - Stop killin' them niggas.

@U clowns (Y'all Know Whu U are)
Menike's back - Hoodloyalz Don is back

@Xtiano
Nigga lets get this thread back to # 1 and for the 06 rap Up sh*t
U know Hoodloyalz swept the Flo boyz last year

@Muki
Wassup sweetie, happy new Year

@Everyone
Lets get this Music thread alive y'all cusz most threads here just piss me off
I'ma call names so be careful that won't mean we beefin'
But U wackos - U know we still gat problems

[b]Yo fans welcome to my 06 rap up
Niggard I'm bout to spit blood so I suggest U shut up

Nairaland was beautiful but was filled hates
New carts came on but to me were more like expired cigarettes
First off the beef wit Hoodloyalz n' the flo boys were just tough
But it was Obvious Menike n' the Hoodloyalz ripped Sushi's heart off
The rap tourney was just so wack - I mean Xtiano n' Muki were soso dumb
I mean it took them so long to organize a tourney that was goin be the Bomb
Fake facts , poor organization Menike shunned a rematch wit a Sleek Mc
Then Toosyno n' Tianshie soughted it out n' they named Tianshie #1 Nairaland Mc
Took Shushi 12months to a group - Haha
But after the Nairaland Tourney that Nigga wasn't really meant for a group - Haha
The worst move of 06 was made by my Best friend King Tianshie
Cusz he felt so stupid n' kept callin' himself King Tianshie
Niggaz was so stupid - I guess that's why Jduck worked out of Hoodloyalz (2wice)
Seun must have been the greatest Clown of the year
Cusz he kept bannin' real Niggaz like he was salary paid day by day
And it was so funny Nairaland made it 70,000 members this year

Names were a big problem for me in 06 I had some Nigerian Lessons
Paid no bucks cusz I get it free from my B n' that was the reason
On Nairaland niggaz names were just ridiculous n' suspicious
thecolonel,name.less,Dvampire, freewilly,Oracle ,Paddy_lo, Tru Spot, PDF,HUSTLER
Damn this names were just so crazy n' damn infectious
New niggaz came on actin' so tough, Hustler, Phenom n' Paddy_lo
But when Menike hit em back he nicknamed him Panty_ ho
I guess in 2006 Nairaland was the best Faggy _ho site
Guys called Nairaland some Racial or Tribal site
First it was Shishi hittin' Eveseh, then Hoodboi went on IM goin for 2fine4u
I guess most chicks on Nairaland wasn't really to fine for me
But Snazzydawn- Damn she's just for me
Any niggaz hit on her I send to jungle wit some Bananas quick
The Nairaland Music thread must be the most boring on Entertainment
I believe most of U Nairalanders post sh*t on the Music thread needs some Brain replacement
Posts like "Olufunmi Vs African Queen" ,"2face Idibia Earned $5 Million For 'Phat Girlz'?","Looking For Iyawo Asiko"
Yeah I tell U asshole were to get that Iyawo Asiko
Take a Shovel n' dig 21fts down below cusz the last time I checked Asiko was fu*ckin'wit "Iya Basira"
Thanks to Seun, Crap threads became Nairaland #1 SPOT
With threads like"Francis Dike 'Eye Of The Needle' Lyrics & MP3 Download"
I can't still feel the hardcore or what was in that Niggaz spot
I guess I need some download to grab the dudes MP3 Download

Rap Up 06 - I glad I called all y'all names
efe37,otoidea ,dmitry ,wenses,jacqiechan, poiill ,afterseun,lil ayo , kevinheim ,casper
Word of advice - Y'all need some xtra alabukun before U post on the Music Thread
Cusz U might get in trouble wit some Hungry Vipers[/b]

Toss the mic let me tear a capricorn
Come close I got more better than ya corn
I so hard but still I ain't an ex kon
Fu*ck the hater I still got my sh*t game on
Talk sh*t Nigga I put U on an operation
I'm the sniper and I still got lyrical amunition
So tell my haters I got a glock now n' that's a tradition

Yo that SKILLZ 06 Rap Up was dope y'all
Go listen to it .

Nice thread guys

[Dblock]
Respect Me For I am True

Never did know why niggas pullin faces at me
once captivated by emotions but now roll free
Cos if i come to your house nigga, respect me
quit givin my chick looks, it's your Ho' that's ugly
class, credentials, vast potentials
respect me for that or your back in the gutters
see i controll yall, I spin the darn ball
I admire faith but u niggas are furtile
I spit my verses fast, niggas know i'm agile
witnessed the whole rap revolution ina single second
My punchlines hit harder than the dudes in Tekken
Smokking raw choking raw niggas collapse
I finish em hard because my times elapsed

{Menike}
Respect me For I'm tha Hardest Gangsta

I throw combos at U cusz U define a clown
They call me Menike cusz I never say later but kill U now
Niggas think they tough but don't act too hard
One of em' post a pic of 'emself but sh*t wasn't showin' him hard
This kids need to learn the rules before I blow my fuse
Fu*ck wit menike n' dblock kids n' get yaself abused
Ya next stop be the FBI in DC n' snitch on us
Cusz WE BOTH The WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS LYRICISTS n' U kids, just a horse
Get on wit your broke ass n' save the lame shit for your next tape
Cusz when I get U - All U goin do is shout rape
Like a Girl - Kids why don't U tell Nairaland ya new transvestile name
Kids U look lame tryin' to get at some Gowop wit a hard name
Looked @ your pic  Kids you're a god damn joke
Emcees say they'll battle me n' dblock and never show up (Cusz U a Joke)
Nigga talk bout my family Hoodloyalz I shoot ya Nose
As long as U breathin' that's goin keep me away from the cops nose
Like a life sentence you won't get a second chance
So take this opportunity to free your soul but save the last dance
For me 

Hahahha 

Who tha fu*ck is that dude? I always know somthin' was wrong wit that Nigga.

Aiyo Aiyo
Sleek Mc how is the part time Aboki job goin' man

Nigga 2tuk a pic wit Rugged while he was workin', he come tellin' Niggas he hangin' wit Celebs 

Yo yo
Sleek be easy bro- B4 ya Boss fires ya ass

Holla @ Ya Boi

(Louder- Hahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahaha)

Somebody take that Picture away man (LOL)

[b]When vet's like me spit you should expect nothing but greatness
High maintenance -- I'm a Punchline Proff I dish out like a waitress
I deliver sick punches - Leave U n' ya bitch sneezin'
Cusz I beat all y'all even think menike's sleepin'
Your whole verse's wack, fu*ck the cops,watch me bring the heat
My baby mama gat her boyfriend workin' for the Maimi Heat
That spanish boi never play for Heats but dishwashes for Shaq O'neil
Nigga menike - Damn why U sound so real ?
Y'all couldnt deliver knowledge even if U spits ya wisdom teeth
I disfigure geeks, crunch creeps, strangle'em wit their sleeves
its no problem cusz I'm probably Nairaland most respected lyricist
I'll put red dots on all new kids n' make them look like som' indian kids
Play ball in street that why I nicknamed New Jersey Jason Kidd
Dblock,Kaydee, Hood n' Jduck said- Menike smash that kidd , ( I said)
Take no shit, trust me, U featherweight belt can't tip my scale
Cant let u win, I saw your name an realized it starts wit a big L (LOSER)[/b]

Wad up Dblock, Hoodboi, Jduck

I'm in that Mood now- (No cussin' out Nigga tonite I do my best)

(All Out)

I think u were tryin to bite off me on that first line, second one was nice
But sorry clown for me U might need an xtra 9 lines
Believe I'm the sickest among theives using a hammer to make ya soul bleed
My feet will stampede and make ya chick call U a sex geek
U past played like the last wave of nintendo hand games
U rappin is like an Atiku tryna stand straight on a band aid
So Step off - this cat my rhymes are like a lyrical gat
One word I say is all bout Blah Blah Blahh tahhtatahh Thaa ( Guns)
Thatz my hood n' thatz what I rep
So U wannabees take the bus cusz I'm untop of this rep
I'll snap your funny bone like i was "cracking' a joke
Niggaz know Menike so sick like Neyo - I just hope U know
Accepting my challenge shows you dont possess the academics
Cusz I leave U HELPLESSS in ya cribs waitin' for paramedics


(Thanx to thecolonel for all my Nigerian phrases)

yo ! I didn't call out any group or anybody . Ya dig .Metal figures was wat i fina say but if u have d DUH gat no problem with dat. I'ma rep y'all n hope u do d same lil' man . Menike gat things 2 do .

I'm shape so thatz why I'm certified confident
Never see me cocky unless I'm bout to glock U
Most new n' wack nigga talk so tough but less confident
Hold Up- I'm bout to be ya next evil resident
Cusz when I joined NL it was more bout love n' peace
But now all I see is Livin' Ghosts livin' wit som filthy disease
Never did I cuss out Hotangel,niterider or even the big man Seun
But wit all this META figures - NL posses only hatred,envy Seun
How we goin solve this fu*cked up disease

Back to my sh**t - I rep for my Nigerian kids
Life be so the hardest but still we still run around like tough kids
Never see menike actin' like some fake ass snitch
But if I see U in the club, I'ma leave U n' snatch ya bitch
You would think your girl sang hooks for Jarule she always Sceamin~My~Name (muuurrrddaaaa)
But still I ain't in NL serchin' for a name or som' fu*cked up fame
So U new Nairalander in this Hoodboi thread - I got an advice
Your weak ass talkin hard me furious ,you cant be serious
Stop eating mushrooms, cusz it make your ass delicious
You dumb as fu*ck if you think people are scared of U
We NL veteran are harder and are OSCAR THE GROUCH to U

Sup Hood

SHE CALLS ME "m"

Nice mix Chronic - We shud work together some day playa

My first post in 2007 - If feelin' good y'all
( Just bein on tour, Carribean tour) Fu*ckin love it


Yo !! Yo!!
See I don't really mind if a nigga go after my enemies
But call out my homies I issue U some dumb ass warrant
When I get U I live U livin' the life of a sick ant
Cusz that's how menike left 2006 mergin' through 2007
Hustle the butler I leave U lookin' like a muffler
God knows ya boi menike be that number #1 hustler
Gettin' paper and crack mixed wit hoodloyalz 2007 (Upcomin' yall)
But if you call me fake, I don't blame ya ass
In high school I broke ass n' niggas called me Cash Kiss
The new version of ya boi Jadakiss
Give U the kiss of death - Boi y'all know I that nasty


@ jerrymania (We cud be cool but I'ma do this for Gbade x MOM)

[b]I'm from the streets and u it took U 16yrs to be so ill
Seen ya rap style my computer buttons goes like illllll
5 bars thatz what U got for heavy arc rides elites
Pop pop U die- I leave JERRYMANIAC surronded by flies
But ya soul never moves cause yo0ur to worthless for the devils eyes
Talk sh*t bout my dawg Gbade X - I leave U in the rank of Malcolm X
Murdered by a white man wit no gaddamn fu*ckin' evidence
I'll kill ya and throw ya in high waters like some Oshodi Ho
To we NAIRALANDER U remind us of some wannabe Ninja Turtle
See me in the street just call me 2007 Nairaland Punchline Professor
POP OFF before my Hoodloyalz throw 24 bazookas on U n' ya goddamn site http://richernigeria.com
Hahaha - I was there, what U talkin' bout makin' money in Nigeria
But U still leave in a boyquater 1 bedroom n' visit ya Neighbours toilet (pay 1 naira)
Did my research - Cusz thatz prolly the way this JERRYMANIAC survives
Let me break it down,I'ma show u how to murder a rapper in 18 barz
He don't look like he hard, he belly dancin in his avatar
So keep Gbade X mom's name back in mouth
Before a Don shape into a bottle of some fu*ckin' guiness stout[/b]

(I ain't Cuszin but bout to spit some real sh*t , Seen Niggaz Come n' Go
             But I feel the death of 2006 taught us lessons but see it as a blessin'
  Cusz my Life ain't all bout Double Barrels n' Crack Sellin' - So 2007 I'm just goin' be chillin')


First of - No fu*ck Tinashie, Shishi or Paddy_lo but I com wit peace
But I got to say to Gbade x MOM "mom rest in peace
My family love to Gbade - Nigga take my love n' peace
Three we go there goes anotha man's grave
Lyrically they said he was good but he shopped @ sack n' save
Was #1 in 12th grade but he was black and cudn't make it through college
Crack was the only pass- He friends said Sell it n' get to College
You might get 1 or 2 shawty - Damn U might be proud
But he stood tight made it out but still stood around
Cusz New York was too cold n' growin' up he once said F*uk Nigeria
Understand me 2006 was all bout my rap material
Got a deal and my first album was independent and rich
Hood niggaz sayin' Menike I'm glad U done wit that puerto rican bit*ch
She was my baby mama but I hated her like Eminem hated Kim

So allow me to finish this crack sellin' deal

Queensbridge I dwell forever no more African rhymes n' metaphors
Niggas I sorry but I can't afford livin' Queens cusz I might die poor
Press the right button Mukina and Christino go get me a Quaran n' Bible
Cusz I need forgiveness for my sins but Chris make my next wife be my bible
Menike leaves a nasty life but I never visit the strip club
Had a Malian bi*cth on the 25th I just fu*cked her @ the pub
Damn that ma was tasty she had what I call the magic di*ck touch
The significance in her exotic skills got a nigga sayin ouch
I will TINASHIE was there so he cud spit so METH toastin' skillz
Hoodboi should have had 200 $ all free to splash this chick
Jduck on 13 but wit this Bit*ch he cud act like he was 29
My nigga Memphis Bleek got money all out for her n' her click
Nigga that 25th was crazy I felt like I was on my prime

Listen cusz I bout to splash some Real life sh*t

Niggaz say I look alike, Some say Menike I'm glad U back
Look alikes ? What if I said I was just like my lil' son paddy_lo
Real fact Nairaland that Nigga look like me - Now cud that be a reincarnation
(Memphis) Nah - Menike, maybe thatz ya clone
I glad I'm back on this rap participation
My classic lines gat 5000 fans in Pittsburgh screamin' Boy U crazy'
When I wheather the sky they say I actin' shady
Forever - My baby Brittany is the only Rap Award I gat
She gat me rappin' so hard - At the same time sayin' " Daddy is that all U gat"
Now I'm like Jay- Z rappin' Show me what U got
I'm show U and when I done U might just get lost

Now lets Go SHOW U WHAT I GOT

I got the pride of a carin' dad and a qualified Nigerian B'
Took a Nairaland VACATION and signed a record deal
Can't wait to see Hoodloyalz explode like a Bomerang B'
So allow me too be real- Keepin' it Gangsta wit the streetz hotz too bad
It's like U out and ya kid awake till 2am singin' Daddy why U actin' bad
Brittany seen me wit several women been like 2 of em'
Now she like Daddy where goes that lady Notem ?
Daddy I got many questions - (Menike) Baby what are em'
Seen U wit ya Mom and now Aunty ya Nigerian B' - (Menike) So What
Daddy U know I'm white cusz mama was White
But I kind of wonder when the Cops pull me over will I be cosider Black or White

(I'm Speechless - But Good Night baby but realize the world is Cold)

Nas is ok but Quan is insane

Donzman:
You think typing in red makes you look tougher?, Haha

Nice one, https://www.insidehoops.com/forum/images/smilies/applause.gif

@Mukina

Mrs. Moderator, crown Menike.

Thankz bro !! Just told them why they my kids

@Tinashi
What happened to Monica - Why U change the name (I loved it cus it gave me fame)
Well I would find out what that new name mean lil rat

I kno U know I kno better than U do

How many civil right activist do we have here
Cusz I ain't goin' after U - No more Son

Like I said,

menike:

No wonder i'm always laughing after reading ya'll posts
ya'll like the Mo'Niques of this website some fat ass jokes

And thatz all I cud say bout U and Whuever fu*cks wit the Hoodloyalz