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onstelly:
Hmmmm yet to see one

I tell you my sister

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Oh sure you can but dont believe everything the movies tell ya..... just saying

#NOTED!

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Guys like that do exist it all depends on the relationship.
If you really like her and you ha e the means why not

BTW you watch too many movies not good

Can't a girl dream big

Edwardhead:
I dey fear make you/she no die before I com back with ma big surprise

What's the BIG surprise?

ronald4lif:
What's remarkable in a guy accepting responsibility of a pregnancy

Na wa o

ikombe:
they do exist and am 1 of them

Sure

Hmmmmmmmm

After 4 weeks of unprotected sex

Girlfriend: hey hubby

Boyfriend : Hey bbe.

Girlfriend: I wanna tel u sumthng

Boyfriend: ummmm okey shoot

Girl: Plz promise me you wont be mad?

Boyfriend: was little bit nervous,he
then asked.. are u telling
me or not (With high tempter)

Girlfriend: (she started to cry) I, I,I, I, I
think , I think, I think am pregnant.

Boyfriend: WhaAaaaaaat??, How (with a high temper)

Girl: yeap, i missed my periods I am pregnant

Boyfriend: you gotta be kidding ryt?

Girlfriend: Oh bbe how could i joke
with such thing?? (the boy dropped the phone &
the Girl cried a lot)

Thinking she lost him for good, she even
thought of committing suicide ,

After 30 minutes she then hears
a knock at the door when she opens up
boooooooom it was her b.f ,kneeling on the
door

Boyfriend: 200 billion stars,
7continents ,196 countries,
9planets, 9 Provinces, 3 Capital
cities and I had the privilege to meet
such an sophisticated,intelligent, motivated, inspirational
loving woman like you.

..Babe let me correct you , you not
pregnant.. We pregnant, we
both responsible for the baby..

The love of my life will you
marry me

Do these kind of guys still exist?

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweller said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by check. "I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

Chikita gat some serious explanation to do!!!!

Really

pryd:
Merlissa plz where is your next stop?

You want to join me??

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Don't know what is wrong with me; since morning I have been spending money
unreasonably. I entered a bus, others
were paying N150.00 each, I gave the conductor
N500 and said "keep the change"

I felt thirsty so I called hawker to buy a
sachet of water, after taking two sachets
I gave the hawker N1000 but he said there was no change,
I couldn't help, I just said "go with it"

As the bus got to my destination (bus
stop) but I didn't feel like leaving my seat,
I just paid extra money and I said let's keep going (to where I don't
know,perhaps) after much driving, I just asked the driver to stop, he did and I alighted
from the vehicle, guess what?

I had to board another vehicle (N800 in all) to go back
to my proper destination where we had passed.

When I got there, I stopped a bike man
to ride me home but he said it would cost
me N300, I checked my pocket and said, ok,
Am giving you N500.

1)AM I A CHEERFUL GIVER

2)AM I A HELPER

3)JJC

4)MONEY SPENDER

5)GOOD SAMARITAN

PLEASE TELL ME

peeparty:
u will add cameron pepper to the wounds abi?

No pepper...

Tallesty1:
Some people will soon descend on you...........

And i would ascend on them

Dorrobucci:
.

Are you a mother?

Am preparing for the future

elantraceey:
If its already in her blood , flogging her will do doing .

Yes o... I'd drain her blood and put in a new blood

#Shikena

I would so flog her until there are marks on her body


lemme see what she wants to flunt


rubbish!!!

So what next?

#Epic

mystiqueDZ:
Right yeah!!! He should be sued for indiscrimination ,after all Black is beautiful

Yes o my sister

1stola:
u be correct girl jare

Thank You!

optimisty:
They were probably not fair if you take a close look... they washed.

loooooooool @ washed

Pls edit the story for better understanding...



I'd give you an answer soon

1stola:
Mumu jealousy jealousy
Wu know you
So naturally fair Yoruba ladies doesn't exist again.

We still exist o

100% Natural