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Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 9:11pm On Jun 09, 2015
markkaycee:
hmm,merl i dey greet oo..
I hail o!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: #JOBALERT by Merlissa(op): 5:08pm On Jun 09, 2015
eph12:
So those interested should travel back in time?
Typo...


Thank You
Jobs/Vacancies › #JOBALERT by Merlissa(op):
#‎JOBALERT‬

Foot soldiers needed for one of our clients

REQUIREMENTS
- Candidates must be smart
- Candidates must be Intelligent
- Candidates must be able to represent the brand positively
- Candidates must have a minimum of OND
- Candidates MUST come with his/her CV tomorrow 10th June 2015


VENUE
No 2, Abieyuwa Amadaosun Str, off Adekunle Fajuyi, Ikeja GRA

TIME
9am


Source: https://www.facebook.com/tequila.nigeria
Crime › Re: Graphic Photo: Corps Member Stabbed To Death In Imo State by Merlissa(f): 3:48pm On Jun 09, 2015
So Sad


RIP
Music/Radio › Re: Davido Ft. Meekmills- Fans Mi (official Video) by Merlissa(f): 3:44pm On Jun 09, 2015
ifoundmyperfect:
Did you see the video to end?
Dat wasn't drug, but yam flour... Lol grin grin grin grin
looooooool

I see
Music/Radio › Re: Davido Ft. Meekmills- Fans Mi (official Video) by Merlissa(f): 3:03pm On Jun 09, 2015
Good Job


Accent Wise: Awesome... Love the Yoruba intonation


Video is just so wrong... They are encouraging the use of drugs...



TO ALL DAVIDO WANNABE AND MEEK MILL WANNA BE

PLS SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!!!!!
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 3:02pm On Jun 09, 2015
MRBrownJ:
@Merlissa
so what you are saying is that some guys said to you that they must marry someone else before they marry you?!
NO

That I must get pregnant before we get married...

That was the terms and conditions
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 2:45pm On Jun 09, 2015
MRBrownJ:
the above in bold does not make any sense to me...... dont understand the meaning of what you wrote. care to explain better?
Sorry

Told****

Typo
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op):
MRBrownJ:
wait a sec, i am trying to understand the meaning of this BS story...... so some guy has unprotected sex with a lady for 4 weeks, and then she gets pregnant and he decides to marry her and care for the child?! what kind of stoopid nonsense people are up to these days. you lot should stop watching these fairytale telenovelas and instead live in the real world.

you people should get your priorities straight: THE MAN SHOULD HAVE MARRIED HER FIRST, IF THATS WHAT HE REALLY WANTED....... INSTEAD OF WANTING TO DO SO SOLELY BECAUSE SHE IS NOW PREGNANT!
I have met guys rather men, who told me i must get PREGNANT before we get married...

That's the terms and condition of marriage

What would you say about such guyshuh
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 1:18pm On Jun 09, 2015
Teempakguy:
A guy responsible enough to do such will also be responsible enough to make sure sex is protected. So, while such a Guy exists, that situation is highly unlikely.





But not impossible. grin cool
hmmmmmmmm
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 1:11pm On Jun 09, 2015
Teempakguy:
Of course they exist. But . . .
BUT what?
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 1:09pm On Jun 09, 2015
godoluwa:
yeah. infact i be one them as long as i no sey d gal iz faithful to me. there r lots of rich men out there wey no fit vulcanize their woman. oh yes! i will gladly accept both d lady & pregnancy
Love the expression!
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 12:59pm On Jun 09, 2015
onstelly:
Hmmmm yet to see one
I tell you my sister
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 12:54pm On Jun 09, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Oh sure you can but dont believe everything the movies tell ya..... just saying
#NOTED!
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 12:50pm On Jun 09, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Guys like that do exist it all depends on the relationship.
If you really like her and you ha e the means why not

BTW you watch too many movies not good
Can't a girl dream bighuh
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 12:32pm On Jun 09, 2015
Edwardhead:
I dey fear make you/she no die before I com back with ma big surprise
What's the BIG surprise?
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 12:30pm On Jun 09, 2015
ronald4lif:
What's remarkable in a guy accepting responsibility of a pregnancy huh
Na wa o
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 12:30pm On Jun 09, 2015
ikombe:
they do exist and am 1 of them grin
Surehuh
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 12:24pm On Jun 09, 2015
Abduletudaye:
They exist but are very very RARE...
Exactly!
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 12:23pm On Jun 09, 2015
Edwardhead:
I kuku exist but...
But What?
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 12:23pm On Jun 09, 2015
dharay99:
yaaaz,
Buh... lipsrsealed
Are you one of them??
Romance › Re: The PERFECT Boyfriend List, Must SEE. by Merlissa(f): 12:22pm On Jun 09, 2015
Hmmmmmmmm
Romance › Please Help Me Biko, Do Such Guys Still Exist?? by Merlissa(op): 12:20pm On Jun 09, 2015
After 4 weeks of unprotected sex

Girlfriend: hey hubby

Boyfriend : Hey bbe.

Girlfriend: I wanna tel u sumthng

Boyfriend: ummmm okey shoot

Girl: Plz promise me you wont be mad?

Boyfriend: was little bit nervous,he
then asked.. are u telling
me or not huh (With high tempter)

Girlfriend: (she started to cry) I, I,I, I, I
think , I think, I think am pregnant.

Boyfriend: WhaAaaaaaat??, Howhuh (with a high temper)

Girl: yeap, i missed my periods I am pregnant

Boyfriend: you gotta be kidding ryt?

Girlfriend: Oh bbe how could i joke
with such thing?? (the boy dropped the phone &
the Girl cried a lot)

Thinking she lost him for good, she even
thought of committing suicide ,

After 30 minutes she then hears
a knock at the door when she opens up
boooooooom it was her b.f ,kneeling on the
door

Boyfriend: 200 billion stars,
7continents ,196 countries,
9planets, 9 Provinces, 3 Capital
cities and I had the privilege to meet
such an sophisticated,intelligent, motivated, inspirational
loving woman like you.

..Babe let me correct you , you not
pregnant.. We pregnant, we
both responsible for the baby.
.

The love of my life will you
marry me huh

Do these kind of guys still exist?
Jokes Etc › Describe This Man In One Word by Merlissa(op): 12:03pm On Jun 09, 2015
An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweller said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by check. "I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
Christianity Etc › Re: Pictures: Classy Or Trashy? Can You Dress Like To Church? by Merlissa(f): 11:09am On Jun 09, 2015
Maybe she is coming from a night club and she didn't want to miss the service



OR


Her clothes tore while she was entering the bus


OR


She's looking for a husband and she has to show off her assets!!
Jokes Etc › Re: This Got Me Laughing.(see Photo) by Merlissa(f): 10:33am On Jun 09, 2015
Chikita gat some serious explanation to do!!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: She Finally Agreed To Give Him Sex On His Birthday by Merlissa(f): 5:49pm On Jun 08, 2015
Reallyhuh

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