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abbeyty:
They were all dark skin b4 including the king

Jesus Wept!!!!


Bleaching toh Hypo!!

A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out.
So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn't come up with an idea,so he decided to give the man a trial.
He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He took a sip and said, "It's red wine,a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.""That's correct!" The manager exclaimed,
"Well give him another one lets see."So he was given. He took a sip again and said, "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, southwestern slope, oak barrels.""Incredible!" said the manager.
Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that.
"So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said,"Female urine,26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy

Volksfuhrer:
LOL. Are you dark in complexion?

Sadly, am not..

But am talking on their behalf

Life imprisonment...


If this story is true,

Then the man is heartless!!!

Why are all his wives fair


Choi, see discrimination!!!


A king should NEVER discriminate!!!

OK...


Bye

Nice Epistle...

I remember people getting out of their car to dance on the road...


I remember that day wella...after assembly, our principal came to announce the news; na so all the students plus teacher they dance makosa... it was so bad they told us to go home!!!

Frank Donna shared this on his IG page

That's how we bells students roll..


His has always been a wiz kid right from school days...


Am sure your twin sister, brother and your mum are overjoyed..

This is sad...



Pls stand up and fight for your rights...



Health is Wealth!!!!



It's time for change!!!

This is just sad!!



What they can't do in another countries, they want to do it in Nigeria!!!

#OkBye

#Word

TheRealAdonye:
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Evils

Hey ladies,


Imagining meeting this handsome guy, well mannered, perfect gentleman in fact he is all you want in a man


BUT


There's just one thing


He has MOUTH ODOUR


What would you do?

Eyah.....


So Sad

Gold45:
This got me laffing.

Merlissa, its ok to dream big but have u tot abt what ur future hubby also wants 4rm u? A man can do this 4 u but u have to work 4 it. U must have done double of this to him. I mean double every single thing, dnt omit any.

Double small ooo

In fact I'd do triple sef...

sexymoma:
I nor dey support this kind tin ooo.. Na only Disney cartoon dis wan fit shele

looool..


It's good to dream big

sexymoma:
Dear Merlissa: The juju man will die and your hubby eye go open

Ha.... I tot you would support me

Moiking:
ok honey Take some mud & make him by yourself

looooooooools

Dear future husband,

Here is a few thing you will need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life.

Take me on dates even after our wedding , I deserve it

Don’t forget the flowers every anniversary

If you treat me right, I’ll be the perfect wife

Never stop being romantic especially after the wedding

I don’t want to forget the reasons why I fell in love with you

You would also help with house chores

You have to treat me like a lady; even when I’m acting crazy

Tell me everything’s alright

If you wanna get that special loving; tell me I’m beautiful each and every night

After every fight just apologize

Continues here https://merlscorner./2015/06/04/letter-to-my-future-husband/

DeHero1:

Abi you no want??

ademoladeji:
Haba! na just to order online

loooooools

I know... Just teasing you

DeHero1:
U wan carry am do juju abi

No o

I go convert am to cash and spend on you!

ademoladeji:
I've not come across any store that sells it here in naija but I'm sure of shethinx and myadira (India)

So i'd have to go to India to buy it?


Ok

Pointless reason!!


If you wanted to be different, You could have done the following

- Trek to the venue with your entourage


- Walk down the isle naked


- Skydive