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pryd:You want to join me?? |
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Don't know what is wrong with me; since morning I have been spending money unreasonably. I entered a bus, others were paying N150.00 each, I gave the conductor N500 and said "keep the change" I felt thirsty so I called hawker to buy a sachet of water, after taking two sachets I gave the hawker N1000 but he said there was no change, I couldn't help, I just said "go with it" As the bus got to my destination (bus stop) but I didn't feel like leaving my seat, I just paid extra money and I said let's keep going (to where I don't know,perhaps) after much driving, I just asked the driver to stop, he did and I alighted from the vehicle, guess what? I had to board another vehicle (N800 in all) to go back to my proper destination where we had passed. When I got there, I stopped a bike man to ride me home but he said it would cost me N300, I checked my pocket and said, ok, Am giving you N500. 1)AM I A CHEERFUL GIVER 2)AM I A HELPER 3)JJC 4)MONEY SPENDER 5)GOOD SAMARITAN PLEASE TELL ME |
peeparty:No pepper... |
Tallesty1:And i would ascend on them |
elantraceey:Yes o... I'd drain her blood and put in a new blood #Shikena ![]() |
I would so flog her until there are marks on her body lemme see what she wants to flunt rubbish!!! |
So what next? |
#Epic |
mystiqueDZ:Yes o my sister |
1stola:Thank You! |
optimisty:loooooooool @ washed |
Pls edit the story for better understanding... I'd give you an answer soon |
1stola:We still exist o 100% Natural |
A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's office asking to be employed. The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn't come up with an idea,so he decided to give the man a trial. He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He took a sip and said, "It's red wine,a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.""That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one lets see."So he was given. He took a sip again and said, "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, southwestern slope, oak barrels.""Incredible!" said the manager. Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that. "So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said,"Female urine,26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy |
Life imprisonment... If this story is true, Then the man is heartless!!! |
Why are all his wives fair ![]() Choi, see discrimination!!! A king should NEVER discriminate!!! |
OK... Bye |
Nice Epistle... |
I remember people getting out of their car to dance on the road... I remember that day wella...after assembly, our principal came to announce the news; na so all the students plus teacher they dance makosa... it was so bad they told us to go home!!! |
Frank Donna shared this on his IG page
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That's how we bells students roll.. His has always been a wiz kid right from school days... Am sure your twin sister, brother and your mum are overjoyed.. |
This is sad... Pls stand up and fight for your rights... Health is Wealth!!!! It's time for change!!! |
This is just sad!! What they can't do in another countries, they want to do it in Nigeria!!! |
#OkBye |
dljbd1:All of the above |
#Word |
Hey ladies, Imagining meeting this handsome guy, well mannered, perfect gentleman in fact he is all you want in a man BUT There's just one thing He has MOUTH ODOUR What would you do? |
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