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Nairaland General › Re: My Fellow Nairalanders Please Help Me Ooooo by Merlissa(op): 5:48pm On Jun 08, 2015
pryd:
Merlissa plz where is your next stop? grin
You want to join me??
Jokes Etc › Re: One Way To Burn Fat... by Merlissa(f): 5:18pm On Jun 08, 2015
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › My Fellow Nairalanders Please Help Me Ooooo by Merlissa(op): 3:01pm On Jun 08, 2015
Don't know what is wrong with me; since morning I have been spending money
unreasonably. I entered a bus, others
were paying N150.00 each, I gave the conductor
N500 and said "keep the change"

I felt thirsty so I called hawker to buy a
sachet of water, after taking two sachets
I gave the hawker N1000 but he said there was no change,
I couldn't help, I just said "go with it"

As the bus got to my destination (bus
stop) but I didn't feel like leaving my seat,
I just paid extra money and I said let's keep going (to where I don't
know,perhaps) after much driving, I just asked the driver to stop, he did and I alighted
from the vehicle, guess what?

I had to board another vehicle (N800 in all) to go back
to my proper destination where we had passed.

When I got there, I stopped a bike man
to ride me home but he said it would cost
me N300, I checked my pocket and said, ok,
Am giving you N500.

1)AM I A CHEERFUL GIVER

2)AM I A HELPER

3)JJC

4)MONEY SPENDER

5)GOOD SAMARITAN

PLEASE TELL ME
Family › Re: Parent When Your Child Displays This On Social Media(photo) by Merlissa(f): 1:39pm On Jun 08, 2015
peeparty:
u will add cameron pepper to the wounds abi?
No pepper...
Family › Re: Parent When Your Child Displays This On Social Media(photo) by Merlissa(f): 1:36pm On Jun 08, 2015
Tallesty1:
Some people will soon descend on you...........
And i would ascend on them
Family › Re: Parent When Your Child Displays This On Social Media(photo) by Merlissa(f): 1:35pm On Jun 08, 2015
Dorrobucci:
.

Are you a mother?
Am preparing for the future

wink wink wink
Family › Re: Parent When Your Child Displays This On Social Media(photo) by Merlissa(f): 1:30pm On Jun 08, 2015
elantraceey:
If its already in her blood , flogging her will do doing .
Yes o... I'd drain her blood and put in a new blood

#Shikena

wink grin tongue
Family › Re: Parent When Your Child Displays This On Social Media(photo) by Merlissa(f): 1:22pm On Jun 08, 2015
I would so flog her until there are marks on her body


lemme see what she wants to flunt


rubbish!!!
Education › Re: See What They Did To A Guy After He Graduated From Kogi State University (photos by Merlissa(f): 1:02pm On Jun 08, 2015
So what next?
Politics › Re: Images Of First Ladies From 1960 by Merlissa(f): 12:56pm On Jun 08, 2015
#Epic
Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo & His Wives Cause A Stir At Abuja Airport (photos) by Merlissa(f): 11:31am On Jun 08, 2015
mystiqueDZ:
Right yeah!!! He should be sued for indiscrimination ,after all Black is beautiful grin grin
Yes o my sister
Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo & His Wives Cause A Stir At Abuja Airport (photos) by Merlissa(f): 11:13am On Jun 08, 2015
1stola:
u be correct girl jare kiss kiss
Thank You!
Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo & His Wives Cause A Stir At Abuja Airport (photos) by Merlissa(f): 10:50am On Jun 08, 2015
optimisty:
They were probably not fair if you take a close look... they washed.
loooooooool @ washed
Romance › Re: Have I Spoilt My Relationship? by Merlissa(f): 10:40am On Jun 08, 2015
Pls edit the story for better understanding...



I'd give you an answer soon
Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo & His Wives Cause A Stir At Abuja Airport (photos) by Merlissa(f): 10:37am On Jun 08, 2015
1stola:
Mumu jealousy jealousy undecided
Wu know youhuh
So naturally fair Yoruba ladies doesn't exist againhuh.
We still exist o

100% Natural
Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo & His Wives Cause A Stir At Abuja Airport (photos) by Merlissa(f): 10:36am On Jun 08, 2015
abbeyty:
They were all dark skin b4 including the king
Jesus Wept!!!!


Bleaching toh Hypo!!
Jokes Etc › Enjoy by Merlissa(op): 10:24am On Jun 08, 2015
A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out.
So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn't come up with an idea,so he decided to give the man a trial.
He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine. He took a sip and said, "It's red wine,a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.""That's correct!" The manager exclaimed,
"Well give him another one lets see."So he was given. He took a sip again and said, "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, southwestern slope, oak barrels.""Incredible!" said the manager.
Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that.
"So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said,"Female urine,26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy
Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo & His Wives Cause A Stir At Abuja Airport (photos) by Merlissa(f): 10:06am On Jun 08, 2015
Volksfuhrer:
LOL. Are you dark in complexion?
Sadly, am not..

But am talking on their behalf
Crime › Re: 31 Years Old Teacher Defiles Pry 3 Pupil by Merlissa(f): 9:27am On Jun 08, 2015
Life imprisonment...


If this story is true,

Then the man is heartless!!!
Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo & His Wives Cause A Stir At Abuja Airport (photos) by Merlissa(f): 9:21am On Jun 08, 2015
Why are all his wives fairhuh


Choi, see discrimination!!!


A king should NEVER discriminate!!!
Crime › Re: Wife Kills Hubby For Allegedly Keeping Late Night In Kaduna by Merlissa(f): 7:24am On Jun 08, 2015
OK...


Bye
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Serious Minded Lady ONLY. by Merlissa(f): 7:23am On Jun 08, 2015
Nice Epistle...
Politics › Re: Abacha Died 17years Ago Today...What Do You Remember Him For??? by Merlissa(f): 7:19am On Jun 08, 2015
I remember people getting out of their car to dance on the road...


I remember that day wella...after assembly, our principal came to announce the news; na so all the students plus teacher they dance makosa... it was so bad they told us to go home!!!
Jokes Etc › Frank Donga Drinking Tea For Davido's Grad (pic) by Merlissa(op): 10:43pm On Jun 07, 2015
Frank Donna shared this on his IG page

Education › Re: Ufot Ekong Solves 30-Year-Old Math Equation In Japan And Breaks Academic Record by Merlissa(f): 8:20am On Jun 06, 2015
That's how we bells students roll..


His has always been a wiz kid right from school days...


Am sure your twin sister, brother and your mum are overjoyed..
Education › Re: Sad But True! Job Tales By Jumia Labourers(workers) by Merlissa(f): 6:51am On Jun 06, 2015
This is sad...



Pls stand up and fight for your rights...



Health is Wealth!!!!



It's time for change!!!
Nairaland General › Re: Sad But True! Tales By Jumia Labourers! by Merlissa(f): 6:48am On Jun 06, 2015
This is just sad!!



What they can't do in another countries, they want to do it in Nigeria!!!
Politics › Re: Photo Of The Day:true Leader by Merlissa(f): 1:48pm On Jun 05, 2015
#OkBye
Celebrities › Re: "Genevieve Nnaji My Woman, My Everything"-patoranking (pix) by Merlissa(f): 1:05pm On Jun 05, 2015
dljbd1:
Pls I'm lost. Which of the sites? undecided
All of the above
Family › Re: 15 Great Facts Life Has Taught by Merlissa(f): 11:45am On Jun 05, 2015
#Word
Romance › Re: Letter To My Future Husband by Merlissa(op): 11:44am On Jun 05, 2015
TheRealAdonye:
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Evils embarassed embarassed embarassed
Romance › #questionoftheday by Merlissa(op): 10:56am On Jun 05, 2015
Hey ladies,


Imagining meeting this handsome guy, well mannered, perfect gentleman in fact he is all you want in a man


BUT



There's just one thing


He has MOUTH ODOUR


What would you do?

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