₦airaland Forum

The torch can easily rust. We use to use this torch to go for snail hunting at night when the snails will crawl out of their holes. I remember a particular night we hit jackpot, we killed two fat bush rats, three pythons and a basket full of big edible snakes. There are also nights we got chased by kidnappers abd ritualist but as kids who own the town, we outrun them into confusion.

I use this medium to beg our brothers in the north to avoid voting this plague of a man called Tinubu. Make una no cut our game abeg. We don’t need this reproach again after what Buhari did to us. Anyone but Tinubu. That man is another packaged disaster waiting to happen.

These unknown gunmen are from imo and abia state. Anambra people have no reason to agitate because they have the best Governor now. Call them to a roundtable, pay them off to leave Anambra state and afterwards, anyone that attacks Anambra state should be killed brutally.

Please before the war starts, i need three Vag*nas to f*ck so i will go to heaven a fulfilled man.

They want to make it National through Osibanjo and Tinubu. Dem go cut all the almajiri boys head for north

Your room dey smell like....eweeh cos your naturally dirty. By cage put the dog with the sand bowl abd water bowl.

Contract Ceaser Milan the dog whisperer and stop disturbing us.

Approve electronic voting in south east and save lives

This boys are very stupid. You ask people to stay indoors every Monday yet you don’t organize ways to support them with food items. May they perish with their useless Biafra thoughtless souls. Killing innocent people will never grant you Biafra. Big ups to Buhari for hardening his heart over their demands. If you think killing your people and bringing hunger to them will help your cause so be it.

Osibanjo/Zulum is the team we need now

Bro. Start doing the things you love. Start by going out more often to eat ice creams, go to clubs and bars, sit out in gardens. Occupy your mind. If your dad is wealthy, get a business to do. Just occupy your mind when the thought of sex comes to you. It’s your fight, fight it. Find a girlfriend, be brave and walk up to ladies to talk to them nicely. Someday, one will agree to date you. You can change your narrative. Having sex recklessly with hookers is very dangerous to men, asides STD, you stand a chance of loosing your destiny to deposits on those women from occults. Shalom.

What is our age difference or in terms of seniority, what’s the number years difference amongst our age?

Guy go and change the gear box or repair it before selling. How would you drive a car with a faulty reverse gear?

Culpability, you learnt of all these threat, yet you still let her stay.

Policemen are hungry and are now figure heads in criminal gangs, some sell guns to criminals to feed. Increase the salary and welfare of policemen and they will combat insecurity with all their commitment. Bloating the governments expenditure is a tragedy waiting to happen. ASUU is on strike and there may not be an election if the strike lingers till then. Use the money meant to run peace corps to pay ASUU please.

Why are they all running to north

Bro. Leave this car and go for Nissan Almera 2003 if you need it for both family runs and commercial runs

Tinubu supporters are shivering

Peter Obi and Bala mohammed for PDP while Osibanjo and professor Zulum for APC. It’s gonna be a cracker

Coward so he waited for Buhari to leave the country before declaring.

I am sure they are now seeing their real report cards for being the most useless government ever. I taught they were self deluding that Buhari is the best president produced since 1914. We are not only wiser now, we are backed by unity of purpose and choice. We have a direction no matter our ethnicity or region to reject any old and weak urchin seeking retirement in president. Aso rock is not a retirement home and definitely not care giving home for sick fellows.

Your moniker is Antimen and you are so much in love with another woman’s husband. Woman change your church branch. This lent, fast from your cravings. Cut off your eye if it causes you to sin. Do not bring misunderstanding between you and your husband. Once you are married, you have no right to love another.

Is this one too Ohaneze?

I think they need to close down the internet for a year so we can face what is really facing us in nigeria

This is evident that this guys hear our cries. Thank you Amaechi for throwing in the hat. Tinubu and Atiku are the likes of to be president we should never have. No more space for foreign medical tourist president.

Normally, Osibanjo suppose Dey visit graves of Bandits victims to cry and apologies to them for being part of the cause of their early death.

If an Igbo president should rule this nation. He should not make the mistake of giving it to a Fulani for another 60 years. Let it rotate between SS SE and SW. Those guys know next to nothing about leadership.

1M please

I never knew igbo youths to be foolish until now. Buhari will never grant you Biafra even if you burn down your region and kill all your governor. The only smartest exit to Biafra is through igbo presidency and this will discourage other regions from supporting it. Peter Obi can salvage this nation, stop the carnage and let’s get that reasonable gentleman to that position please.

Life is hellish with northerners. Their lack of progressive mindset hinders every other region from progressing.

Realists:
Bad news to wailing wailers, that he came out alive, forgetting that this world is on temporary.

Bro. May God punish you for being stupid intentionally

Abeg where can I buy a gun. A pistol of about 50k with 10 bullets. I need protection