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Most Nigerians lack rational thinking, they just believe everything their pastors tell them.

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When a guy started asking this woman for nude pictures, she decided to get inventive.

Rather than simply telling him where to go, she realised playing a prank on him would be far, far more satisfying.

When the woman, who posts under @jwzayn on Twitter, received a message saying: “I want to see you without all that necessary clothing on,” she replied positively.

"OK hang on a sec,” she said.

But instead of sending through a naked selfie, she sent a screen grab of a loading screen, below.

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The ‘genius’ post (Twitter/@jwzayn)

He waited a moment and replied telling her it didn’t work, requesting it again.

Another loading screen then arrived. But rather than realising he had been pranked, he assumed it must be a technology problem.

“I think I need to buy a new phone,” he wrote.

Posting the exchange on Twitter, she wrote: “I’ve been sending him a picture of the loading sign and he still hasnt realised lmao.”

The tweet has been favourited more than 7,000 times and retweeted around 6,000 times.

One user responded calling it “absolute genius” and added “I am inspired”. Another said: “You win the internet today, ma'am.”

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The man wonders whether his phone is broken ((Twitter/@jwzayn)

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Lalasticlala seun

Hindsight is 20/20. Looking backwards after someone's personality has developed, you can observe clear benchmarks that make their future seem obvious. But at the time, while the plot is still unveiling itself, there's no way to tell what the outcome of anyone's life story will be.

The children pictured here all grew up to be some of history's most evil individuals. Looking at their young faces, you'd never be able to guess their fates, or the fates of their victims.

1. Anders Behring Breivik

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Breivik is a Norwegian terrorist who murdered 77 people, 69 of whom were children. He infiltrated an island summer camp for the Workers' Youth League, a group affiliated with the ruling Norwegian Labour Party. Breivik committed the mass killing to draw popular attention to a manifesto he wrote, a far-Right extremist screed against Muslims, Feminists and multiculturalism.

2. Kim Jong-Il

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Kim Jong-Il refined the autocratic cult of personality that his father Kim Il-sung began. His poor handling of the economy led to mass starvation, and his regime was responsible for mass exterminations, rapes and other crimes against humanity. His son, Kim Jong-un, is no better.

3. Benito Mussolini


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Mussolini, one of the original architects of Fascism, was responsible for heinous war crimes. Before WWII, during the Second Italo-Ethiopian War, he ordered the bombing of Red Cross hospitals and used mustard gas against enemy troops. There were also a number of massacres and summary executions without trials. During WWII, he used similar measures to cow the population of occupied Yugoslavia.

4. Bashar al-Assad

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Assad, the president of Syria, is considered a war criminal and mass murderer by most conscientious international observers. He was on his way to a career as a London ophthalmologist when his older brother died in a car wreck, leaving him as heir to the Assad political dynasty.

Assad's punitive response to Arab Spring protests in his country precipitated the outbreak of civil war that's still being fought. There is now photographic proof that Assad's regime operates dozens of extermination facilities in which dissidents are killed by the thousands.

5. Adolf Hitler

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Adolf Hitler was the supreme architect of the Holocaust, responsible for the death, dismemberment and displacement of millions, and generally considered the most evil person in history. His legacy continues to influence the life of every individual on the planet.

6. Saddam Hussein

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Hussein was the president of Iraq between 1989 and 2003 when he was violently deposed by the United States and the "Coalition of the Willing." His regime is responsible for between one quarter and a full million of his own people, depending on who you ask.

7. Emperor Sh?wa (Hirohito)

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Hirohito ruled Japan from 1928 to 1989. During his reign in 1937, Japan occupied China's capital city, then called Nanjing (Anglicized into "Nanking" during the Second Sino-Japanese War. For six weeks, Japanese troops raped and murdered Chinese civilians. The incident came to be known as "The Nanking Massacre" and "The Rape of Nanking." Estimates place the death toll between 200,000 and 300,000. The massacre is still denied by many Japanese politicians, straining international relations.

8. John Wayne Gacy

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Gacy killed 33 young men, by luring or forcing them into his home and strangling them. His serial murders are made somehow even more terrifying by the fact that Gacy was a clown, "Pogo the Clown," on his free time. He was executed in 1994 after waiting on death row for 14 years.

9. Charles Manson

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Charles Manson was the head of the "Manson Family," a cult that murdered seven people in the early 1970s. Manson was originally a singer-songwriter, and believed that the killings would help bring about a race war in America. His term for this war was "Helter Skelter," a misapplied Beatles lyric.

10. Heinrich Himmler

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Himmler was among the most powerful Nazi elites. A failed chicken farmer, he was one of Hitler's most trusted lackeys, charged with constructing and managing the concentration camps. He was also the head of the Gestapo and built the SS from a minor force into a great terror. He attempted to negotiate with the Allied powers at the end of the War, without Hilter's knowledge. When Hitler discovered his treachery, he ordered his arrest but the British captured him first. He killed himself soon afterwards

11. Gary Ridgway

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Gary Ridgway is the most prolific serial killer in American history. He murdered 49 women before being caught. He was also a necrophiliac. Ridgway was given life without parole.

12. Osama bin Laden

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Osama bin Laden was born into a wealthy and influential Saudi family, and was a major figure in the Mujahadeen's war against the Soviets in Afghanistan. He later founded al Qaeda and was responsible for orchestrating 9/11.

13. Jeffrey Dahmer

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Dahmer is a serial killer who was judged to be legally sane during his trial. He was convicted of murdering seventeen men and boys. He was also a necrophiliac, a rapist, a cannibal and stored parts of his victims in his freezer. He was beaten to death in prison.

14. Ted Bundy

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Bundy is the poster boy of serial killers. He confessed to thirty murders, but the number is likely higher. Little about his neutral manner suggested his true nature, as a killer, rapist and necrophiliac.

15. Joseph Stalin

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Stalin was a Bolshevik revolutionary and theorist who became the leader of the Soviet Union after Lenin's death. Historians argue about just how many deaths his regime was responsible for, but estimates place the number somewhere between ten and twenty million, killed by assassination, Gulag, famine and forced resettlement.

16. Alexander Pichushkin

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Possible brain damage from a childhood swing accident, a life of bullying and persecution, and alcoholism may have all contributed to Pichushkin's murderous spiral. His spate of killings began in 1992 and did not stop until he was caught in 2006. In total, he murdered a minimum of 49 people, though the number was possibly as high as 60. He was sentenced to life in prison, with the first 15 years in solitary confinement.

Source: http://look.checkthisyo.com/evil-people-kids-photos/

11. Gary Ridgway

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Gary Ridgway is the most prolific serial killer in American history. He murdered 49 women before being caught. He was also a necrophiliac. Ridgway was given life without parole.

12. Osama bin Laden

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Osama bin Laden was born into a wealthy and influential Saudi family, and was a major figure in the Mujahadeen's war against the Soviets in Afghanistan. He later founded al Qaeda and was responsible for orchestrating 9/11.

13. Jeffrey Dahmer

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Dahmer is a serial killer who was judged to be legally sane during his trial. He was convicted of murdering seventeen men and boys. He was also a necrophiliac, a rapist, a cannibal and stored parts of his victims in his freezer. He was beaten to death in prison.

14. Ted Bundy

https://media.galaxant.com/qa/000/244/691/desktop-1448267586.jpg https://media.galaxant.com/qa/000/244/692/desktop-1448267622.jpg

Bundy is the poster boy of serial killers. He confessed to thirty murders, but the number is likely higher. Little about his neutral manner suggested his true nature, as a killer, rapist and necrophiliac.

15. Joseph Stalin

https://media.galaxant.com/qa/000/244/687/desktop-1448267348.jpg https://media.galaxant.com/qa/000/244/689/desktop-1448267485.jpg

Stalin was a Bolshevik revolutionary and theorist who became the leader of the Soviet Union after Lenin's death. Historians argue about just how many deaths his regime was responsible for, but estimates place the number somewhere between ten and twenty million, killed by assassination, Gulag, famine and forced resettlement.

16. Alexander Pichushkin

https://media.galaxant.com/qa/000/244/686/desktop-1448267318.jpg https://media.galaxant.com/qa/000/244/690/desktop-1448267479.jpg

Possible brain damage from a childhood swing accident, a life of bullying and persecution, and alcoholism may have all contributed to Pichushkin's murderous spiral. His spate of killings began in 1992 and did not stop until he was caught in 2006. In total, he murdered a minimum of 49 people, though the number was possibly as high as 60. He was sentenced to life in prison, with the first 15 years in solitary confinement.

Source: http://look.checkthisyo.com/evil-people-kids-photos/

6. Saddam Hussein

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Hussein was the president of Iraq between 1989 and 2003 when he was violently deposed by the United States and the "Coalition of the Willing." His regime is responsible for between one quarter and a full million of his own people, depending on who you ask.

7. Emperor Sh?wa (Hirohito)

https://media.galaxant.com/qa/000/244/705/desktop-1448268232.jpg https://media.galaxant.com/qa/000/244/706/desktop-1448268274.jpg

Hirohito ruled Japan from 1928 to 1989. During his reign in 1937, Japan occupied China's capital city, then called Nanjing (Anglicized into "Nanking" during the Second Sino-Japanese War. For six weeks, Japanese troops raped and murdered Chinese civilians. The incident came to be known as "The Nanking Massacre" and "The Rape of Nanking." Estimates place the death toll between 200,000 and 300,000. The massacre is still denied by many Japanese politicians, straining international relations.

8. John Wayne Gacy

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Gacy killed 33 young men, by luring or forcing them into his home and strangling them. His serial murders are made somehow even more terrifying by the fact that Gacy was a clown, "Pogo the Clown," on his free time. He was executed in 1994 after waiting on death row for 14 years.

9. Charles Manson

https://media.galaxant.com/qa/000/244/701/desktop-1448268061.jpg https://media.galaxant.com/qa/000/244/702/desktop-1448268103.jpg

Charles Manson was the head of the "Manson Family," a cult that murdered seven people in the early 1970s. Manson was originally a singer-songwriter, and believed that the killings would help bring about a race war in America. His term for this war was "Helter Skelter," a misapplied Beatles lyric.

10. Heinrich Himmler

https://media.galaxant.com/qa/000/244/699/desktop-1448267944.jpg https://media.galaxant.com/qa/000/244/700/desktop-1448268005.jpg

Himmler was among the most powerful Nazi elites. A failed chicken farmer, he was one of Hitler's most trusted lackeys, charged with constructing and managing the concentration camps. He was also the head of the Gestapo and built the SS from a minor force into a great terror. He attempted to negotiate with the Allied powers at the end of the War, without Hilter's knowledge. When Hitler discovered his treachery, he ordered his arrest but the British captured him first. He killed himself soon afterwards

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That's an average size python.

superior1:
Was that a deduction from a scientific research conducted by you?,pray send me a summary ...oponu

I now see your stupidity was inherited from your brainless parents, you silly 4cktard!

superior1:
Nonsense remains so even if spoken by a distinguished scholar. Does the acclaimed intellectual have any empirical data to back his claim, can he show us any verified research that support his claims

The Prof is a fool

Nigeria will continue to remain in the dark with unintelligent people like you.

Ihenacho Chinweuba, 27 and 33-year-old Uche Enuosa

You guys are brainless and hopeless on this forum. Your country is falling apart and y'all are spouting trash here.

themonk:
How this man made a billion dollars is still confusing

He did not make all that money he inherited it from his father. His ancestors made a lot of money from the slave trade.

Austeenx:
Does it have African Magic?

No it has lots of sports and jigijigi channels.

Is that the religion of peace again?

4peace:
Is it because you dont understand what the op is saying not make his post useless?

Dude, I'm an android developer, so I know very well what I'm talking about.

bigtt76:
If it's showing me password to WiFi I've connected to, it means I know the password already or better still I might not be within the area I connected to re-use it on my laptop.

Except of course it's at home and I forgot the password to connect to my laptop if new.

Right now I don't see any reason for this.

I thought as much as well, why would I go through all that to find the password I know already? This post is useless.

How art the mighty fallen!

benega:
Am a young fresh dude of 16. Girls have never really been on MA radar coz I devote myself 99% to chasing MA dreams, and hence u could say that I'm naive on the subject (not that I care much). Recently, a fine girl, who newly arrived our estate has been making passes. I thought that's where it ends, but she was bold enough to tell me to my face that she wants to date me, hmm mm. I politely declined the offer, but she smiled and said i must be hers Anyway to cut the long story short, the other day, she visited Me and was saying many long things. But 1 thing she said I don't understand, in her words she said "junior, anytime I see u I wet my pant" Pls is the gal ill or something

Yet another fantasist with a made up story. Get a life!

In as much as I hate the man, he's right.

See what idleness is doing to Nigerians! I don't see anything constructive or funny about the post. How can a grown up man waste his time on a Monday morning on this trash?

Whoever is collecting that money should be made to eat that awful food for a year. Why are black people so evil and wicked to themselves?

ikbnice:
America is one of the worst countries for blacks to survive. The average american is a racist. Nomatter what they say, blacks are finding it tough in that country.

The funniest thing is you guys don't even tolerate one another in Africa.

Why do they have to display this in a stadium? Is it not possible to just give the car to her inner home or school??

The most painful thing is the Saudi authorities are blaming the stampede on African pilgrims because they are uncivilized. And you see muslims from all over Africa that are prepared to go to that place.

RaDaZaBaNa:
According to Twitter User @SlymanAbkr, a Mechanic driving a customer’s hilux bashed his uncle’s 2 weeks old car. He then started rolling on the floor begging and shedding tears.

They guy said the mechanic has since been arrested.

See tweets below:

https://twitter.com/slymanabkr

Is that not the reason for insuring your vehicle?

Are there any manuals on how to make bombs? Allah akbar Kaboom!

Emmalez:
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According to friends and a member of his church, Rev.Fr. Gabriel Oyaka Ojonugwa (CSSP) went missing 9 days ago. He was said to be traveling from Abuja to Onitsha when he went missing. No one has heard from him then but his car was found between Okene and Edo state. Anyone with useful information should contact 08035954656, 08067983626 or the nearest police station.
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source
http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/09/this-catholic-priest-is-missing-photo.html

cc lalasticlala

He's in Syria doing some missionary work.

ArcFrisky:
who the f.....k's Bisi.... What has he done to ameliorate the sufferings of people around him? or would he say he dos'nt see the poor on the streets... mtcheeeewww... talk is cheap.. Let God alone be the judge
My one cent!!

You use the word f....K in your comment and you then went on to say God will be the judge. Just shows the hypocrisy of the so called believers.

SirLegal:
But seriously, he has a point.

Most Nigerians lack the intellect to comprehend the post, they will just rain abuse at the op. With the amount of churches and mosques in Nigeria, you would have thought it would be the richest country on earth. Just let them carry on donating their money and hoping for a better life in the afterlife whilst their religious leaders are enjoying life to the fullest here on earth.

THIS is the terrifying new map released by Islamic State (ISIS) – drawn-up to show the areas it plans dominate in the next five years.

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he chilling image highlights areas the brutal terror organisation plans to seize by 2020, including Spain, China and parts of North Africa.

According to the map, ISIS plan to take control of the Middle East, North Africa and parts of Europe, within the next five years, to complete its caliphate.

The caliphate - a state governed by Sharia law which ISIS plan to claim - covers areas from Spain in the west to China in the east.

Andalus is the Arabic name given to the parts of Spain, Portugal and france that were occupied by the Moors between the eighth and the 15th century.

The savage terror organisation has up to 50,000 members and nearly £2billion of cash and assets.

BBC reporter Andrew Hosken – who includes the map of the targeted areas in his new book – said ISIS wants "to take over all of what they see as the Islamic world.

He said: "Once they have their caliphate, they plan to turn against the rest of the world. They envisage the whole world being under their rule.

"They have 60 nations against them, including the United States and Russia, so one would think that is pretty unlikely.

"But one would have thought the first steps were unlikely as well."

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/secondary/ISIS-MAP-329655.jpg

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/secondary/ISIS-reveals-map-of-Europe-showing-areas-it-wants-to-dominate-by-2020-329616.jpg




http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/597254/ISIS-Map-Europe-Terror-Organisation-Andrew-Hosken-Caliphate-Abu-Musab-al-Zarqawi?ref=yfp

drss:
all this amala economist no get job at all. how will this write up change the fact that zoogeria lost $6 billion, 60,000 construction job lost, 1200 banking jobs lost, food prices rising rapidly in d last 4 months due to buari's olodoness and dullardness. no fertilizers for farmers again.

Is stupidity a common trait in your family?
Just asking, maybe it might explain your silly comments.