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A N I M A L S !

Nigeria farmers should arm themselves with AR15 rifles and shoot any 4ckin herdsmen that trespass their property.

Angelfrost:
Cameroon attack is just clueless and laughable... Song should better do something.

No wonder Senegal cruised past them.

God bless you Osimhen for not being selfish.

Lovely goal... That was great of Osimhen to stay on his feet, and not try to score.

Ademola Lookman! You are awesome to watch.


Where are the haters?!!

At this stage, Song cannot help them. They need hynms.

Blue3k:
Are you guys are invested 🤔? If not where do you guys choose to invest your funds?

Garri, Agbado and Dodo!!

No man will marry you because he will be changing toilet seats every week.

badspirit:
Why does she go around recording people without their permission? If the case was to be reversed, she'll definitely use them for harassment.

You are allowed to film anything your eyes can see in a public area.

Yawn!!

Norsemann:
Na battery we go chop?

Useless government

Mumu boy with dodo brain, na dat battery factory go generate money wey you go use by Agbado. Na so economy dey work

Same people that 4ck cows and donkeys.

What a shameless embarrassment of a nation.

Tinubu has nothing to offer apart from Agbado and Dodo.

Looks more like light flurries

They gave him a useless bingo.

Anyone that has ever had the misfortune of visiting the Nigeria high commission in London will welcome this development. The place is literally a zoo in the centre of one of the most affluent areas in London. You walk across Trafalgar square and can see the beautiful London Embankment next to the river Thames on the other side and right on the corner is the Nigeria house with its dirty tattered flag that looks like it has not been changed since the 70s. Then you see long queues of people screaming, shouting and cursing at one another. You get in and you realise your whole day is 4cked with hundreds of smelly people crammed into a small room. God forbid there's a fire in that place, people will stamp on themselves to death.

You can't call that an express way. Looks like a safari park.

Tan lese

A G B A D O !

Hehe

I think he promises himself another fleet of super cars thanks to his dumb gullible illiterate constituents.

Use DHL or UPS, lol!!

This one na T1000 terminator.

Honestly, most Nigerians rely think foreigners are dumb. How do you expect them to grant you entry on the basis of vacation when your wife is heavily pregnant and it's not even summer. You should have used your money to take your wife to a very good private hospital in Nigeria instead of puting her through all the unnecessary stress.

Zoo of a nation led by dumb senile bonobos!!

Yeye women. I'm sure there were guys that they ignored when they were younger because they wanted the baddest guys. Now that the bad guys have used and abandoned them clocking excess mileage down there, they want the good guys. Too late! Only guys that come in your life now will only do hit and run!!!!

quickberry:
Osimhen should leave the club in the summer

Why summer? He can leave in the winter in January.

89green:
So this guy hacked the whatsapp of a colleague (we are members of same whatsapp group) and decided to chat me and asking for money with the aim of scamming me.

His flow didn't sound like my colleague, I couldn't reach my colleague by direct phone call cos it was midnight in order not to disturb her sleep.

I decided to play along and this morning, I made sure the group admin blocked the number cos the scammer reportedly messaged some other group members but no success. He later blocked me.

You should have sent him a screenshot of a Moose because that's what he is.

saphiere:
Stories of men sleeping with their house helps and even impregnating them is not new to us.
Why do men indulge in such act?
If you must cheat as you men do saying it's men's nature to cheat. If you must cheat why should it be the househelp?

please I need answers

Because unlike the wives, househelps have clocked up less mileage down there and are always willing to please oga for extra pocket money without madam knowing.

Cogs:
Hi guys,

This subject is important to me and I need some kinda mature advise and some funny ones as our custom is over here.

So, I have been in this house that I live for a while, everything has been going on smoothly. But, recently some guy moved in to the flat directly beside mine, this guy is single, and looks great and a lot of things changed.

Fast forward to the present day, this guy has this girl who comes around every weekend and sometimes during the week and I have been working from home throughout this month and I my ear is full really. They have sex almost every minute and the lady moans really loud, I can't get in between them na. Some times, if there is light, I play music very loud, to help protect the other neighbours from participating in their ceremony as their young teenagers also in the compound.

But guys, the frequent moaning sound is kinda tormenting. I am not single, I have a girl, we are practicing celibacy, but Omo!

Guys, how can I manage this kind of situation please?

Next time they are knacking, get vaseline and soapy. Wa sun ekun ayo!!

Akano5:
Unfortunately what i'm hearing about Oman is not good, i'm not sure of Bahrain -- maybe Qatar or Saudi Arabia could be better


All of them can't be the same

Sadly, they are all the same. There are countless videos online that shows the treatment of Africans by Arabs in North Africa and the middle east.

Akano5:
Bro, go to these countries Oman, Jordan, Kuwait, Bahrain and Saudi Arabia...

Chose the one that suit you, I chose Oman, I'm finding who will sponsor me to Oman

You're very lucky you have 2m

When will you guys learn? Arabs despise Africans and always look down on us.