₦airaland Forum

Samakus:
Don't do missionary. Let the girl ride via cowgirl.

After you have started lasting, you can start doing missionary

True talk, I thought I was the only one that experience that. Cow girl, doggy or scissors position , I can last almost half an hour but in missionary position, I last around 3 to 5 minutes.

Came to this from a pu*5*y, died on top of a pu*5*y. At least, he died happy!!

It's called kurupa!!

I pretty much doubt she's 123.

Pengician:
I just want to know.

You can't rear pigs in any neighbourhood because of the smell.

If Macaroni is 30, then I'm 10.

teejay167:
What's so special about Finland?

Finland has the best education system in the world, one of the best health care and social welfare systems in the world, you don't have millions of churches and mosques that won't let you sleep....
In addition, Finland also has the most human capital (The Lancet, Measuring human capital: a systematic analysis of 195 countries and territories, 1990–2016) in the world. While its capital, Helsinki, is recognized as the Third Best City to Live In (Metropolis, The Best Cities to Live in (2016)) and the best city for work-life balance (Kisi, The 2019 Work-Life Balance Index).

We will never have cities like that in Nigeria. Even Eko Atlantic that was supposed to turn Lagos into a world class city has only two towers completed after 15 years of development.

This is what happens when there are no standards in the building trade. I don't understand how building collapse in a country where there are no earthquakes.

Unfortunately, you can't trust anyone in Nigeria. Not even your family member. If you are hustling abroad and want a property for yourself in Nigeria, it's better you buy a completed house in a nice area or come back home and supervise your own project. YOU CANNOT TRUST ANY NIGERIAN!!

A L C O H O L !

If Dinosaur show up for Naija, the mumu people chop am before scientists land

Let us all laugh at the United dolt heads, bawawawawawawawa

This game is such a bore fest. Everything from the game play to the semi arid desert land of a pitch with the hopeless commentary is driving me crazy.

Use these animals for medical testing.

Great lesson from this election is there are too many stupid people in Nigeria that will allow themselves to be used by these old senile useless politicians to gain power. These same people will spend the next four years moaning about the state of the country. Anyone that wants a good life should move abroad where the system works. Nigeria is a failed country and there is no hope for it.

This county have gone to the dogs....

Nigerians deserve all their sufferings voting for these dumb old senile hopeless candidates.

Nigerians deserve to suffer voting for all these old losers.

codemaniacs:
There are cobras in Africa and there are definitely King Cobras in Africa...

Barely looking at the images of the cobras in Africa and the so called king cobra you can tell they're the same thing just that in one continent one is called king cobra and in another continent the same cobra is called forest cobra....

It's the same as saying there's no word known as "colour" in the U.S but "color"..

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cobra

Read that and educate yourself
. There are no king cobras in Africa.

ScamHunter:
Before the advent of the whiteman, Africans weren't dying randomly from snakebites even though our ancestors lived in thick jungles. The reason is that there are native medicines and medicine men. Some of them still exist in some rural area and still treat snakebites successfully. Barely. We must acknowledge that African medicine is mostly endangered. The problem is that Africans throw away their culture for the whiteman's yet incapable of delivering the whitemans version. In other words, there are almost no Africans left. We are now a mixed bag of confused race. Neither Africans or Europeans due to our messed psyche.

Next time your wife wants to deliver a baby, take her to the native doctor, not the hospital.

officialwdhtv:
U must be kidding me bro

There ain't no king cobras in Africa.

So when you burn the banks, where are you guys going to get money from?

gfelo:
no be any test run, arsenal will trash them

How did the trashing go? Plonker!!

Half breed useless Bingo!!

Bollox! In your dreams!!

Just like the rest of the books, they are all as authentic as Aesop's fables. I mean, explain to me how Metuselah lived till 969? How did Noah get every animal in the ark??

Most ssd drives are connected using sata connectors. You can also connect some asd drives on a pcie slot on your motherboard. To be on the safe side, go for a sata ssd as most hard disk drives use this connector anyway.

TheBTCinvestor:
Does he really deserve it...how can he be appointed a professor by the University he owns..really funny Indeed

Do you want his church members to pray for you to fall down and die?

Great development.

shopwiser:
yet my family are entering like water..I'm even next and I'm doing all my application myself without even using any assistance or checking the nairaland travel section.... oga said I don't know the system lol..

Every individual case is different. Perhaps you are from a very wealthy family that can prove lots of funds in the bank or your family have ilr already. Don't pretend mist Nigerians enjoy the same privilege. I have seen many people that have lived here for over ten years and spent thousands of pounds and still can't get their papers sorted.

The guy looks like death.