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ECOTERRORS:
Who is the president on seat now, these guys are getting bolder by the day.

Amnesty things

So you expect someone that's not even a week in power to perform wonders, sometimes the ignorance exhibited on this forum beggars belief.

Those service chiefs look overweight, are there no fitness requirements in the Nigeria military?

These foolish women should thank their God they were caught in Nigeria and not China, they would have been on death row now.

Jobless idle people.

You have probably never thought that a daily use of ice cubes can help your body heal and recharge and make you a bit younger and energetic.

It can happen if you put an ice cube at the point where your head and neck are connected. This technique is closely related to Chinese acupuncture and according to it, the point where you have to place the ice cube is called Feng Fu, which translates to “wind mansion”.

Just hold the cube for 20 minutes on the Feng Fu point. Naturally, at first you will begin to feel freezing, but after thirty or forty seconds you will feel warmth.

By doing this every day you will begin to feel euphoria. This is because the ice cube will cause for endorphin to be released in your blood. But, there are many more benefits from using this technique.

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For example:

Sleep improvement;
Better digestion;
No more frequent colds;
Less joint pain, toothaches and headaches;
Breathing improvement and better cardiovascular system;
No more degenerative spine changes and management of neurological disorders;
Help with sexually transmitted and gastrointestinal infections;
No thyroid gland disorders;
No hypotension, hypertension and arthritis;
No asthma;
Help with malnutrition or obesity;
No Cellulite;
Better menstruation and help with impotence, infertility, endocrine glands and frigidity;
No insomnia, chronic fatigue, depression, stress and management of psycho-emotional disorders;

This method helps the body to return its balance, so technically it is not a cure, but a rejuvenation method. Simply put, your body gets higher on life.

However, the method may show contraindications in cases of schizophrenia, epilepsy, pacemakers, and during pregnancy.

http://humansarefree.com/2015/05/put-ice-cube-at-this-point-on-your-head.html

Who is whizkid?

Midehi:
old ugly men always going after young pretty girls.

That's the power of money. Sadly girls don't do fine boys anymore, if you're broke you're screwed.

I was expecting breathtaking pictures and not pictures of some self obsessed people.

ECOTERRORS:
Buhari is not a serious president with this killings and violence happening in maiduguri

It's barely 24hours since the man became president and you expect him to miraculously clean up all the previous government's mess, the other one was in power for 5years, what did he do about it?

Acekidc4:
See Better Fine Woman not some Swollen Toad-like Apparition Like Iya Piss!!Very Ugly Something!!


But Honestly Speaking, This Woman Na MILF

You've been watching too much of jigijigi on your phone.

This man is spewing utter nonsense as usual. He's also part of the gerontocratic political class ruining this country with their sheer arrogance and disrespect to the ordinary people. What's the point of speaking when most people cannot understand him, he might as well speak Chinese or Swahili. He's lucky he lives in a country that has a very weak press, if not he would have been put in his place by a high school journalist.

vimi:
I think jonothan iis a humble guy tho...

No, he's trying to spare himself and his wife from jail.

Ugly obese men

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Two gay men who met online and started a physical relationship discovered they were actually brothers live on the Jeremy Kyle show.
A DNA test revealed the shock truth for lovers Paul and Lee, who had been a couple for years after finding each other online.
The pair - who exchanged flirty messages for a full two years before hooking-up - were none the wiser to the fact they shared the same mother...and were in fact closer than either of them could ever have imagined.
The reality only came to light when Lee's family and friends first met his new lover and noticed a striking similarity between Paul and his mother's former husband, Ron.


To set the record straight, the men chose to appear on The Jeremy Kyle Show, where they requested a DNA test that they hoped would prove that they didn't share the same blood.
However, the results confirmed the suspicions that Paul and Lee were actually half-brothers, and left both men speechless.
Speaking before he revealed the results to the pair, Kyle said: 'You are having a physical sexual relationship with a man that you love and want to marry and at some point somebody might tell you that he could be your half-brother.


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The men are left dumbfounded after being told that as well as being lovers, they are in fact brothers too

'What does that do to you?'
Lee responded by saying: 'It make me sick.
'It makes me basically horrible. I can't describe it.'
Upon hearing the devastating news that he and Paul are related, Lee sits visibly shaken by the sensational discovery.
Paul, wearing a pink polo-shirt and green jacket, clasps his hands over his mouth.


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The newly discovered brothers couldn't speak after being told they were much closer than they thought

Footage from the ITV show then shows the pair sitting in a stunned silence for 20 seconds, with even notorious motor-mouth Kyle left lost for words at the shock revelation.
The brothers had never met before chatting online.
Paul was taken into care when he was only 18 months old, with Lee later conceived by the same mother, Ena.
If it turns out Paul is my son I would be so happy and would love to get to know him
Ena, Paul and Lee's mother
After finding out that two of her four children were now in a homosexual relationship together, Ena said: 'When I saw Paul for the first time I instantly thought he looked like my ex-husband Ron.
'If it turns out Paul is my son I would be so happy and would love to get to know him.'
The segment - which was first broadcast in 2012 - featured on Kyle's ten year anniversary show broadcast on Thursday.
According to the show, both men have since moved on, but remain closer than ever as brothers.




Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3092403/Moment-gay-lovers-met-internet-dating-site-discover-long-lost-BROTHERS-taking-DNA-test-Jeremy-Kyle-show.html#ixzz3asxmqCMn
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cc: seun lalasticlala

Wtf? Africans are so hilarious!
Other continents are landing space probes on other planets, just look at what Africans are doing.

Reference:
Exactly what do you do for a living?

I'm a software developer and specialize in Android development.

yettybaby112:
pls,what's these noise about Vaseline? it's for what? seriously

Using Vaseline or some sort of lubricant is a common practice. It simulates more accurately actual sex. The penis slides in and out of the vagina during sex. When you masturbate without lubricant you're gripping it tight and that's not the way most vagina's hold on to one. Not usually anyway. The woman can tighten and loosen that area but it also produces it's own lubricant.
Vaseline is a mess to clean up. It is the best thing to use that you would normally have around the house but it's as messy as Vaseline. Some guys like to use baby oil or lotion but it tends to sink into the skin of both your hand and your penis and has to be continuously reapplied. The main reason for using lube is because it feels good and you can enjoy it for a longer period of time. If you try it you'll probably never go back to doing it the old way. They actually make special water soluble cream just for masturbation. If you can find it, one product is the best. It's called Menscream and it's available mostly in sex shops or on line.

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The 'Australian Hugh Hefner' has defended his parenting skills after his wife's grandparents expressed concern for his children growing up in a party mansion.
Travers Beynon, a tobacco tycoon, calls himself The Candyman and has become popular on Instagram for sharing pictures of his life of expensive cars and lavish poolside parties.
He hosts lavish parties at a sprawling $3.7 million riverside property on the Gold Coast, where here lives with his wife Taesha - who he was pictured leading around on a leash - and his four children.
After copping criticism for raising his family at the same home as the parties on the national television last night, the Candyman posted an image of himself with his young family this morning.
'There is one thing I cherish more than throwing the biggest and best parties... and that is my KIDS AND FAMILY,' he wrote.
'Our mornings are like everybody else. I am their PROTECTOR & PROVIDER. #wearesafewithourdad #rolemodel.'

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Travers Beynon holds wild parties at his Gold Coast mansion, and then shares pictures with fans online

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'The Candyman': Travers Beynon is pictured with some of his ladyfriends at his Gold Coast mansion


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He is also dubbed The Candyman and has two children with his wife Taesha who also live in the Gold Coast mansion and have never met their great grandparents

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One image posted on The Candyman's Instagram shows his wife on her hands and knees being walked around and is captioned 'Candyman's interpretation of "Doggy Style"'

Taesha's grandparents, Graham and Evon Appleby, last night broke down on A Current Affair and said they are devastated at having no contact with Taesha and her two girls.
Although Taesha has the title of The Candyman's wife, she shares the former model and AFL star with hundreds of other women, including her best friend who shares their bed nightly.
Mr Beynon has four children, two with Taesha and two with his former wife and Miss World 1991,


'We just want to hold them for the first time,' Mrs Appleby said. 'We just want to walk in there and grab Taesha, grab the girls, and pull them out of there.'
After seeing the image of their granddaughter on a leash they admit they are not frequent viewers of My Beynon's social media pages.
'We don't spend a lot of time looking at it his website because it breaks our heart.'
Mr Appleby says he and his wife are heartbroken that they missed their granddaughter's wedding and cannot contact their great grandchildren.
'He may think this is funny, but I don't think anyone finds it funny.'


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Beynon's property was last valued at $3.75 million, according to property website RPData

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Inside the home: A dressed up Beynon sits in front of a media set-up

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'He may think this is funny, but I don't think anyone finds it funny,' Mr Appleby said after viewing some of The Candyman's Instagram posts

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Mr Beynon has hoped to use his playboy antics to dodge strict anti-tobacco advertising laws in Australia

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'The Candyman' has posted almost 700 pictures of the wild parties on his Instagram account, which has more than 14,500 followers

On his social media account, Beynon posts snaps of his car collection, which boasts a seemingly endless supply of Ferraris, Lamborghinis and Rolls Royces.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3086227/It-s-degrading-disgusting-Grandparents-wife-Australian-Hugh-Hefner-dubbed-Candyman-slam-picture-granddaughter-led-leash-fear-CHILDREN-growing-party-mansion.html#ixzz3aZexSKxj
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Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

Yet another loser fantasizing about sex early in the morning.

That's the power of money guys. Girls don't do handsome boys anymore, just look at that Oshiomole.

A mother has been convicted of neglect after keeping her young children in a filthy home where her brother's corpse was decomposing in the upstairs bedroom.
When the authorities were called to the house one official joked, 'Have you got a dead body upstairs?' because of the appalling smell - only to find out that there really was a corpse.
The young boys have now been taken away from their mother after being rescued from the home in Knowsley, Merseyside where their grandparents lived.


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Filth: This image shows the disgusting conditions inside a house where a dead body was found decomposing

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The body of the owners' son was found in a bedroom which had attracted thousands of flies

The children's mother had previously been told not to take her children, aged four and five, to her parents' house because of the squalid conditions there.
Shocking photographs show piles of rubbish heaped up in every room, with a thick layer of grime and mould around the windows and kitchen cabinets.


The woman's brother had been lying dead in a bedroom for up to a month - but his parents, who are compulsive hoarders, had no idea he had died.
The young children's mother, who cannot be named for legal reasons, pleaded guilty to neglect at Liverpool Crown Court and was sentenced to an 18-month community order.
Sarah Holt, prosecuting, said that the woman regularly took her children round to see their grandparents despite being advised not to do so by social services.


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Squalid: The kitchen of the house, where there was a thick layer of grime around the cabinets

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Shock: The house was so filthy that its residents did not even realise their son had died despite the overwhelming smell


The two residents and their daughter were arrested on suspicion of concealing a body, but charges were never brought against them.
Judge Stephen Everett told the defendant: 'The home was in a disgusting state - you described them yourself as hoarders.
'Even without the tragic circumstance of your brother's death, the reality is that the house was not a place where young children should be. You lost all sense of responsibility to your children.'
He added: 'We will never know in the days or weeks following your brother's death why nobody did anything. He lay there in that bedroom and the smell was indescribable.
'For any mother to bring their children in that circumstance defies belief. You failed to see something that everyone else could, except the three of you.'
The judge said that the only 'silver lining' was that the two boys are now doing well in the care of guardians.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3086143/Mother-let-children-stay-house-brother-s-decomposing-corpse-lay-undiscovered.html#ixzz3aV9qR9jy
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Paris-based think tank the OECD's Universal Basic Skills report crunches test scores in maths and science across 76 countries. It comprises more than a third of the world's nations, including countries such as Iran and Peru.

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Asian countries dominated the list with city state Singapore clinching the top spot, followed by Hong Kong, South Korea and then Japan and Taiwan in joint fourth place.

African countries Morocco, South Africa and Ghana were among the lowest ranking countries.

1. Singapore
2. Hong Kong
3. South Korea
4. Japan (joint)
4. Taiwan (joint)
6. Finland
7. Estonia
8. Switzerland
9. Netherlands
10. Canada
11. Poland
12. Vietnam
13. Germany
14. Australia
15. Ireland
16. Belgium
17. New Zealand
18. Slovenia
19. Austria
20. United Kingdom
21. Czech Republic
22. Denmark
23. France
24. Latvia
25. Norway
26. Luxembourg
27. Spain
28. Italy (joint)
28. United States (joint)
30. Portugal
31. Lithuania
32. Hungary
33. Iceland
34. Russia
35. Sweden
36. Croatia
37. Slovak Republic
38. Ukraine
39. Israel
40. Greece
41. Turkey
42. Serbia
43. Bulgaria
44. Romania
45. UAE
46. Cyprus
47. Thailand
48. Chile
49. Kazakhstan
50. Armenia
51. Iran
52. Malaysia
53. Costa Rica
54. Mexico
55. Uruguay
56. Montenegro
57. Bahrain
58. Lebanon
59. Georgia
60. Brazil
61. Jordan
62. Argentina
63. Albania
64. Tunisia
65. Macedonia
66. Saudi Arabia
67. Colombia
68. Qatar
69. Indonesia
70. Botswana
71. Peru
72. Oman
73. Morocco
74. Honduras
75. South Africa
76. Ghana

I'm not surprised Nigeria is not even on that list, I guess Nigeria is unrankable.

http://www.cityam.com/215746/uk-has-come-20th-biggest-global-schools-ranking?ITO=yahoo

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It beggars belief how people manage to keep their sanity in this type of gridlock

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Overpopulated Lagos Nigeria

Seun, lalasticalala pls front page!

Global warming isn't the only thing to worry about. Overpopulation, pollution, poaching and mining are just a few of mankind's other harms that are leaving the Earth scorched and ruined.
However, the devastating effects of the digital age, demanding food production and melting glaciers are something most people don't see every day.
In order to raise awareness of the issues threatening life as we know it on this planet, the Foundation for Deep Ecology and Population Media Center have released a collection of sobering pictures, showing the widespread destruction of land, skies and seas.


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Dodging trash: Indonesian surfer Dede Surinaya catches a wave in a remote but garbage-covered bay on Java, Indonesia, the world’s most populated island

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Harder and harder to breathe: Air pollution, C02, and water vapor rise from that stacks at a coal-burning power plant in the United Kingdom

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Waterfall of melting ice: In both the Arctic and Antarctic regions, ice is retreating. Melting water on icecap, North East Land, Svalbard, Norway

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Addiction to oil: Depleting oil fields are yet another symptom of ecological overshoot; Kern River Oil Field, California, U.S.

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Nothing left to eat: The western fjords on Svalbard, Norway, that normally freeze in winter, remained ice-free all season.This bear headed north, looking for suitable sea ice to hunt on. Finding none, it eventually collapsed and died

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Meltdown: A 2011 tsunami prompted a nuclear meltdown at the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Station in Japan, galvanizing the world’s attention. Lesser known was tsunami-related damage to Japan’s fossil fuel energy infrastructure, including this facility near Tokyo

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Nowhere to go: End of the road for these tires is a desert dumping ground in Nevada, U.S.A

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All that's precious: The Mir Mine in Russia is the world’s largest diamond mine

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Naked: Sometimes called the Brazil of the North, Canada has not been kind to its native forests. Image of clear-cut logging on Vancouver Island

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Digital death: Massive quantities of waste from obsolete computers and other electronics are typically shipped to the developing world for sorting and/or disposal. Photo from Accra, Ghana

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Shrinking: One of Earth’s most vulnerable nations to climate change, the Maldive Islands are severely threatened by rising sea levels

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Crammed: Aerial view of New Delhi, India, population 22 million, density 30,000 per square mile

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Stumped: Former old-growth forest leveled for reservoir development, Willamette National Forest, Oregon

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No space wasted: Sprawling Mexico City, Mexico, population 20 million, density 24,600/mile (63,700/square kilometer), rolls across the landscape, displacing every scrap of natural habitat

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Rush hour: Globalized transportation networks, especially commercial aviation, are a major contributor of air pollution and greenhouse gas emissions. Photo of contrails in the west London sky over the River Thames, London, England

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Shameful: Basketball star Yao Ming comes face-to-face with a poached elephant in Northern Kenya

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metronaija:
Winifred Isimakhome Oshiomhole, daughter of Comrade Adams Oshiomhole has finally reacted to the backslash from Nigerians saying he got married to a 25 year old undergraduate, Lara. She also explained why the entire family were absent for the day.. In a phone interview when asked what she has to say about the marriage, She says; ''I think my father has finally gotten the heart to move on and Nigerians should learn to respect his decision. I saw so many bad comments and My question is, this people don't even know half of the story and they just go about writing ignorantly''

On why she was absent, She says; The information for the day was not properly circulated, I would say I was busy taking care of my life, work and my family and I must have missed out on the plan, I cannot say for the rest of my sisters but I am sure we were not properly informed. I wish the couple a great married life and I am sure she will make my father happy..


http://www.metronaija.com/2015/05/nigerians-should-leave-my-father-alone.html

It seems ugliness is genetic in that family maybe that's why the governor found a very beautiful lady to reverse that trend.

Chiam55:
happy days camping can be fun again

You can take me camping with you any day, you're gorgeous!

No. 3 is the main reason companies like eBay and Amazon don't want to do business in Nigeria.