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Naijaguy123:
This man did a very poor job in that sex video. I nearly vomit watching the video.

The guy is one ugly he goat.

Julian Alvarez won the world cup and done the treble with Man City in the same season. He has my vote

The Balablu president with Agbado economics.

Funkybabee:
Good morning to my beautiful ladies here and our fellow brothers though una can wail like you normally did before. This post is not for you but for ladies to share their opinion 👎👎

I saw a post on instablog where a ladies share her opinion on why you shouldn't marry a man who cannot afford the thing you can do for yourself.

Back to my own view, I think it's not about how much he earn but how much he can give, a man can be rich and be stingy at the same time while a man can be rich, give and still not care about cheating thereby disrespecting your feeling.

I met a guy this year, got to his apartment saw there are no things there when I asked he said he just moved to this state with a new job but still setting up small by small, I said that's good to me for the fact that he's going to one of the old disciplined church while also he has completed is Master unless he has no ambition that he will be definitely good to go.

Later I discovered something about him, he don't used to call unless you chat don't know how it look somehow to me because I don't like calls too but I feel somehow, if you ain't online, he will wait till you come online to chat whether two or more days, he's after sexual thing though he said he's a believer, our house is not far to his place I normally trekked that's why I don't care about tfare at all so one day, I loosed my hair, went to his place to greet him omo he doesn't even look my way but after his satisfaction and later on he began one filmsy excuse of waiting for his brother to come that I should prepare to leave now. it didn't bother me too much until I got home and call my brain to order that am I for real with this guy, I later left him but he keep begging me it's not what I think, but I told him to come and see outside for him to spend assurance while herefused to that

Omo ladies come and share your experience concerning this una guys are welcome with your bashing

A love without giving is a lust. It's not about be material or how much he can give but the willing in his heart and to love someone without caring about his materialistic is not an offence

You deserve a broke village man for the way you put your sentences together.

Justiceleague1:
What's the currency of the Republic of Ireland?

Euros

Abifarin16:
I don't know what religion you you practice that has destroyed your rational thinking.

Anything you are not OK with you can start your own.

Gather your followers and tell them your own version of the creation of the world and all that is in it other than what is obtainable in Genesis.
Tell them your lineage and their lineage and how you got here, tell then how the sin rises and sets, and how the starts were made etc.

Everyone has free will, use your own to start and propagate your own religion and believe system.

You've just proven my point, plonker!!

Abifarin16:
All of you criticizing, why don't you start your own church and preach this gospel, is the call of God to preach his gospel not on Evey body.

Go and make disciples of Evey nation.

Start your ministry let us see if you will grow beyond the first five blocks in your neighborhood.
This Man started ministry when some of our fathers got civil service jobs, compare out parents and him.

It is often said that how you do a thing is how you do everything. If he was a businessman he's almost definitely be even more rich but he choose a different path and you are unhappy that he has prospered in what he does.

He has achieved all this from the 10% that majority of Christians don't even pay. You don't even know how he started but you have come here to bash something he has been building before they have birth to you.

There is something he knows that you lot that criticise don't know.

Religion have destroyed the rational thinking of the African man.

Y@nsh wey be like ironing board, na im these yeye girls dey twerk?

addmole:
I and My wife have been married for 5 years. We are based here in Lagos. She's 35 years old. We are doing very okay and living comfortably. Since we got married, my wife hated sex so much. I am not even trying to sugarcoat this. She doesn't want to hear you talk about it or she does it. There's no one in the family that haven't tried to settle our differences since we got married. She was never like this when we were dating. It's been 1 issue to the other. She doesn't initiate sex, and when she does accept you to have sex, it's missionary style and it's just 1 round. Ah, me wey dey like knack wella. This woman begin change am for me. Lol. She doesn't want to hear you discuss sex.

Anyway sha, lets move on...

5 YEARS ago, her mum came to my house to kneel down and tell me I am stressing her daughter that I should not kill her with sex. Her then-unmarried sister then asked if I ama dog? Ah, insult. Anyway, I don forgive her. I spoke to my wife and told her what is the meaning of this? What kind of lies are you feeding your family with? This is the same person who happens to make just 1 round of sex. Just 1 round. She lies flat on her back. Once you are done, she quickly pushes you away if you stay on top of her for more than 10 to 15 minutes. There were times she would hit me if I try to initiate sex. I reported to her elder brother. He elder brother warned her. She stopped. She moved to kicking me anytime we initiate sex on bed, i reported to my pastor, he spoke to her and then, she stopped. My pastor told me i have to be patient with her. I said OK.

Omo...
The only time we make love is just 1 round, missionary style and that's it. She says she has pain on her stomach. I have been patient for 5 years with her. I told her anytime she's strong enough, we can make out. That there's no problem.

I have been pressured to cheat on her many times. i HAVE BEEN REALLY PRESSURED. Its just not easy. Her family have insulted me for demanding sex from her. Lol. The thing tire me. I see no where i am demanding. We don't do any other position apart from the missionary style. We do not even kiss. This is a woman that doesn't want you to kiss in in anyway. Even sometimes, she shouts at you when you try to be romantic to kiss her unexpectedly just to spies up our love life. She doesn't even want you to cuddle her on bed. She wants to be alone. Make money, attend to her business, vibes, laugh with friends and family and that's it. When it comes to sex, don't go there discussing that with her about making out.

I even had to retort to preparing her mind for sex by sending her a position we would try on WhatsApp, she would leave the message on read and not respond. When you talk to her about what you sent to her, she would just tell you, she's not strong to make love.

ANOTHER PART OF HER:
My wife is a very bitter person full of anger. If you try to tickle her when she's cooking in the kitchen to play with her, she gets angry and warns you not to try such. My wife doesn't want you to play with her. I am not writing all these to make it look I am a victim here. But all these are my experiences. I have to pour it out. I NEED SOME ADVICE.

There were many times, we agreed on separating. But we have already children and we used to think about these because the quarrels and the disrespect, sex and everything is causing a whole lot on us.

We do not have any form of healthy discussion very well. Before you know it, we are quarrelling over the place, she's shouting. There was a time we quarrelled that after throwing a Gotv remote at her, she fainted. She woke up before we got to the hospital. She almost died. I told her, she needs to stop her anger and control herself and enjoy her marriage. She just won't listen. She's an Edo woman.

I have tried many times to leave the marriage because it's affecting my mental health. Sometimes I regret about getting married to her. Sometimes, I just feel, maybe I CAN TRY MORE and give her a chance. When you call her to discuss our sex life, about her anger and bitterness, she doesn't apologise. She hardly apologise. Even when I get to explain her part on why she was wrong, she claims she's right until maybe someone hears us arguing before she would reluctantly apologise.

I have been battling a really starved sex life, full of a woman with bitterness, anger and pride who never apologise. She's quick to advice other women on Facebook, She would video call friends, give them advice and her family how they need to maintain peace with their relationship. But she never seem to give me respect in anyway in her own own. Hmmmm.

Recently, my wife brought out another timetable that she cannot cope making out with me the way she does. Which is 3 times a week. That she can only be available to make love 2 times a week. This 2 times is just 1 round each. This is how she wants it. I immediately responded to her that I feel her pain. I understand. She cannot be pressured just to make it look like she wants to please me that I would rather get a side chic. Yes, i know this was wrong to tell her, but i am frustrated. She disrespects me and starve me of sex and she's even bending the rules again. She responded that 'ok that I am free to do what i LIKE'.

i decided to bring this here to know the comments from people. I would like to get advice from persons who are going through similar things like this and advice me on what to do.

Some of you might say, call her and talk to her. I have done that several times since in the last 5years. I did it last night and twice today. I have spoken to her. She promised she would change, she would not only repeat the same thing but make things worst the next time.

She disrespects me a lot. I have sometimes left the house but come back after families get to call me. She would change for a week and return to her old self.

What do I DO? Please make your responses constructive enough.

You need a divorce,mate. She crossed the line the moment she involved her family with your intimate stuff. At this rate, you will only be getting s3x on your birthday in 10 years time.

A N I M A L S !

Because women wear Ankara in heaven, abi?

talented321:
At the end of the day none of them will marry her'' then she will come to nairaland and shout men are scum while you are the real scum and werey roaming around.
Who will like to marry a LovePeddler apart from fun and sex except useless simps''

Exactly, they are doing hit and run on her. You will see their type in the church at age 45 praying for husband, after they have clocked up excess mileage.

LegendHero:
Lol, the lady did some delusional tactics well. Most of the things she stated there are lies for USA or she probably live in the extreme suburb where she has to take 2hours ride to get to the nearest city.

—Consistent internet which will give Wi-Fi for a home for instance should be within $60-$100 monthly. Your phone bill could be $30, but it’s not gonna power most of your household gadgets and etc coz that $30 won’t be on an unlimited data plan.

—How can 2bed rent be $9600 per year? Does she mean in Houston for example, you’ll get a 2bed apartment for $800? She’s probably hallucinating.

In ATL for example, house rent in the city area for that 2 bed are usually within $1500-2500 per month. On top of that, you pay Light bill, gas bill, and the apartment monthly charges on sewage and common area if you live in an Apt complex. That could be additional $250 on it.

If it’s now mortgage, no way in hell will you get that monthly payment.

On average, in a city, you’ll pay nothing less than $18k yearly and that’s even being conservative. It could go up to $28k in total for most cities.

—I agree with her groceries of $700 monthly. That still make sense if you’re only spending on food.

However, to go out to a restaurant for 2 people, you spend nothing less than $80-100 in one sitting especially for Nigerian food restaurants. To the lounge, you spend nothing less than $100-$150 if you factor hookah and drinks for 2 people.

Except if you be get inside person will you even spend that monthly. Coz me I count jollification with food price.

She probably lives on one of those Hillbilly trailer parks ridden with toothless red neck inbreds.

Everyone can laugh at him now but this guy will have the last laugh when he gets his papers.

Botragelad:
Could you pls explain how the whites are still in control of South Africa?

They own all the diamond and gold mines. They own vast amount of land black people can dream off, they even own several exclusive communities for themselves only. Whilst they are not ruling South Africa, they literally own most of the resources, that's why they won't leave anytime soon.

Balablu!!

Africans are mumu, all they know is to take, take, take. They love being used for political football by foreign countries.

CuriousCart:
N250k over there is like N250 million in Lagos so don't blame him. Any Lagosian owing N250m in this Tinubu economy will do worse.

Better to relocate to Cameroon and start growing Agbado there.

ArchiLimited:
Whoever is investigating this matter, here's your first piece of evidence: why would a black man who apparently can't swim go for water paddleboarding alone? It's uncharacteristic of blacks to play such rough play with their lives. Have you ever seen a black man going for "camping in the deserted forest" or "swimming with sharks" or "diving to the titanic"? It's usually a whites thing. They're the ones that see something dangerous and move towards it for "fun" or to "investigate". The black brother would rather stay at home with a bowl of chicken and watch the outcome of the white man's "investigation" on TV. "Life no get duplicate" is a universal black mantra, bigger than black lives matter.

P.S, pls recognize that some elements in the post above are satirical in nature. Cheers.

Meanwhile, See signature below for your next building project

You said blacks can't swim, have you seen the Ilaje people?

MalaikaEH:
Africans created Whatsapp, but they sold it to Facebook.

WhatsApp was founded in February 2009 by Brian Acton and Jan Koum both Americans.

SeriouslySense:
Actually its a mixture of North Africans (Arabs and others, who are considered white) and some Africans.

The darker Africans, also joined, because they experienced similar things. If not they should have minded their business, was it not Tunisian President that said black's should be driven out of their country.

And i don't understand these black Africans, they don't learn technology so they can develop their country, they are just there protesting, and with violence

Anyway Nigerians are quite different, when they go to other countries they learn something to do, not riot protest with fights.

You probably haven't visited Woolwich or Peckham. You will see illiterate agberos fighting with broken bottles screaming in yoruba. I don't even know how these plonkers manage to get a visa.

This is what happens when you allow uncivilised dolt heads in your country.

That guy looks like death!

A G B A D O !

Samakus:
Don't do missionary. Let the girl ride via cowgirl.

After you have started lasting, you can start doing missionary

True talk, I thought I was the only one that experience that. Cow girl, doggy or scissors position , I can last almost half an hour but in missionary position, I last around 3 to 5 minutes.

Came to this from a pu*5*y, died on top of a pu*5*y. At least, he died happy!!

It's called kurupa!!

I pretty much doubt she's 123.

Pengician:
I just want to know.

You can't rear pigs in any neighbourhood because of the smell.

If Macaroni is 30, then I'm 10.

teejay167:
What's so special about Finland?

Finland has the best education system in the world, one of the best health care and social welfare systems in the world, you don't have millions of churches and mosques that won't let you sleep....
In addition, Finland also has the most human capital (The Lancet, Measuring human capital: a systematic analysis of 195 countries and territories, 1990–2016) in the world. While its capital, Helsinki, is recognized as the Third Best City to Live In (Metropolis, The Best Cities to Live in (2016)) and the best city for work-life balance (Kisi, The 2019 Work-Life Balance Index).