₦airaland Forum

The guy took on Bruce Lee's nephew and came off worse. lol!

Africans humiliated everywhere in the world even in their own country.

DLondonboiy:
While your mates were reading, you were busy nairalanding...247 you dey nairaland...you see your life.

Very poor result. See chemistry, see maths, tufiakwa...

The next generation would be the worst!

You should forget about school and go and become a pastor or native doctor, cos that's how people like you end up!

You keep wasting your mom's money on exams....and you keep failing them..rubbish!

You don't have to be academically brilliant to be successful in this life. Ask Richard Branson - Owner of Virgin Atlantic, the guy was so dyslexic he could not even spell his name. It's only in Africa people look down on others because their results are bad.

Balotelli's dad!

magnificientzaz:
Low self esteem

It's fact the Nigerian passport is 4cking useless.

Movingcoil:
This is beautiful, very soon water will be used as fuel by disintegration of the hydrogen and oxygen,
The hydrogen can be used as the car fuel while the byproduct being oxygen can be stored in a separate tank in the car which the owner can sell to hospitals or other places it can be used.

Too much energy is required to break water down into Hydrogen and Oxygen. According to the currently accepted laws of physics, there is no way to extract chemical energy from water alone. Water itself is highly stable—it was one of the classical elements and contains very strong chemical bonds. Its enthalpy of formation is negative (-68.3 kcal/mol or -285.8 kJ/mol), meaning that energy is required to break those stable bonds, to separate water into its elements, and there are no other compounds of hydrogen and oxygen with more negative enthalpies of formation, meaning that no energy can be released in this manner either.

Most proposed water-fuelled cars rely on some form of electrolysis to separate water into hydrogen and oxygen and then recombine them to release energy; however, because the energy required to separate the elements will always be at least as great as the useful energy released, this cannot be used to produce net energy.

Nigeria is a cursed country.

Who allowed the animals on the plane?

Obviously a fake.

I don't even bother looking at these rankings anymore.

Lovely couple.

kene05:
Well from my observations
1. The guy should be 18-23yrs
2. The headlines is incorrect, misinformation I think.. Probably he was one of those guys that torment people every night at alafia bustop.
3. Please let's get information right before we post..

Even if he was 28 or 50, nobody desrves to get burnt to death for stealing cassava. Your politicians that loot billions are rhe ones that deserve to die that way.

There is no hope for Nigeria. Stupid country with evil useless people.

[quote author=uzuede4 post=51083978][/quote]That was from the Toyota corona advert.

Because the Nigeria government don't take education of its citizens seriously.

G

RoyalMail:
A Nigerian soldier named Sabo habu has taken to his facebook page to pen down this mighty but touching words..

To die for my country is one of my proud, I will never never regret if I die during serving my nation. If the gen will enter the river then who i am? God bless Nigeria Army I am proud to be a family member of Nigeria Army. God bless Nigeria the great nation.

Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/09/i-will-never-regret-if-i-die-during.html

In as much as I admire the soldier's patriotism, I'm sorry Nigeria is not a country worth dying for.

The days when petrol was #5/litre, solo cocacola was#10, 35cl was #15, orobo was #20.

abbeycial:
abeg,
how was he suppose to sit?

This same guy shot his uncle with anti aircraft misile. He probably goes for fox hunting with a rocket launcher. Kim is one sick Ba......!

Kim Jong-un has executed a senior North Korean official by firing squad because he did not sit properly during a meeting.

Education minister Kim Yong-Jin, 63, was shot dead after his 'bad sitting posture' in parliament incurred the wrath of the North Korean dictator.

The slouching vice premier was interrogated and found to be an 'anti-revolutionary agitator' before his execution in July, a South Korean official said.

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'Vice premier for education Kim Yong-Jin was executed,' South Korea's unification ministry spokesman Jeong Joon-hee said.

'Kim Yong-Jin was denounced for his bad sitting posture when he was sitting below the rostrum,' he added, referring to North Korea's parliament.

Kim Jong-un was in the government meeting and was infuriated after Kim Yong-Jin sat in his chair 'with a bad attitude'.

Another South Korean official said the education official's poor posture was spotted at a meeting on June 29, when Kim Jong-un was named chairman of a new national defence department.

'The trouble for Kim began after he was seen sitting with bad attitude during a meeting of the People's Supreme Assembly,' the official told South Korean newspaper JoongAng Daily.

'He was later accused of being anti-revolutionary following a probe and a firing squad execution was carried out in July,' he added.

Kim Yong-chol, another North Korean official, was sent an 'ideological re-education' farm for a month in June and July because of his 'overbearing attitude'.

Meanwhile Choe Hwi, vice director of North Korea's propaganda and agitation department, has been sent to a similar camp.

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The new report corrects claims made in the South Korean media yesterday that two North Korean officials were executed by anti-aircraft gun.

It was earlier reported that Ri Yong Jin, a senior official at the education ministry, was sentenced to death after he fell asleep in a meeting being addressed by Kim Jong-un.

It was also falsely claimed that Hwang Min, an agriculture minister, was sentenced to death for undermining the North Korean leader for coming up with new farming ideas.

The North Korean regime is especially paranoid in recent weeks after a senior official at the London embassy defected to South Korea along with his wife and children.

North Korea rarely announces purges or executions, although state media confirmed the execution of Kim's uncle and the man widely considered the second most powerful man in the country, Jang Song Thaek, in 2012 for factionalism and crimes damaging to the economy.

A former defence minister, Hyun Yong Chol, is also believed to have been executed last year for treason, according to the South's spy agency.

Read more:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3768569/Kim-Jong-executes-education-minister-firing-squad-not-sitting-properly-meeting.html

Nasa28:
It is in the blood .

There is no way we could have stopped him.
the next person will still .....

You're right, corruption is in the DNA of every Nigerian including all the church goers and Mohammed followers.

MrKong:
Its unfortunate how some people will come here and preach about "Live and Let's Live" and yet do the opposite...how hard is it for you to respect some other people's believes?...it's not a question of "why can't you leave your God to fight" -ish thing, it's about avoiding what you know for sure will lead to religious fracas. You know doing a particular thing insults the believe system of someone and yet you keep doing it and when they show discontent, you say they are intolerant. What rubbish!!?



You don't go about looking for trouble and when it finds you, you start yelling

So your god is so uselesa he needs his followers to fight on his behalf. The sooner you folks start using your rational thinking the better your country will be instead of fighting and killing one another over a god.

Nigerians are so funny. Instead of them to direct their anger at the governor's office and protest there until their salaries are paid, they are all fasting and praying as if God will come down from heaven and do what they are supposed to do themselves.

Religion has destroyed the rational thinking of Africans.

Jihadi brides

blaise00700:
Only in this country will you see road maintenance in the news .

Because it's so rare.

10 Downing Street has been used as a home for British prime ministers since 1735, when King George II gave the house to then-Prime Minister Robert Walpole.

The building's black front door is well-known, but few have had a look behind the iconic brick facade.

Now, thanks to Eye Revolution, the public can take a virtual tour of Number 10's inner-guts.

We've pulled together screenshots from Eye Revolution's 360-degree tour to give you a glimpse inside the elegant rooms of Number 10.

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The entrance door to 10 Downing Street.

Welcome to 10 Downing Street, the home and office of the British prime minister, located in Whitehall in central London.
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The building is famous for its outside entrance — a single white stone step and black steel door with the number "10" on it. The door was originally made of oak but was replaced by a blast-proof one in 1991 after an Irish Republican Army (IRA) bomb exploded in the garden.
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The iconic black bricks are actually yellow underneath. They were blackened by London smog in the 19th century and then painted black during the 1960s since people had become used to seeing them that way.
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The door features a black iron knocker in the shape of a lion's head. The door can't be opened from the outside, but there is always someone ready to open it from the inside. The prime minister doesn't even bother carrying keys with him.
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Through the door is the entrance hall. The black chair in the corner was initially used by guards who sat on watch outside, which is why it's designed with a "hood" to shield them from the wind.
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The black-and-white chequerboard floor was added during Lord North's time, who was prime minister from 1770-1782.
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The entrance hall leads to the main staircase, one of the most impressive features of the building.
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The walls are lined with portraits of past prime ministers, with the most recent incumbents at the top of the staircase. There's Winston Churchill on the bottom-left.
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The Cabinet room, located upstairs, is separated from the rest of the house by soundproof doors. The Cabinet meets weekly, traditionally every Thursday morning.
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A copy of a portrait of Sir Robert Walpole by Jean-Baptiste van Loo hangs over the fireplace.
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We now move on to the Pillard room, the largest of three drawing rooms. It's used for large receptions — such as when the England Rugby Union team won the 2003 World Cup — and for the signing of international agreements. There's a portrait of Queen Elizabeth I over the fireplace and a Persian carpet covers almost the entire floor.
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The Pillard Rooms opens up into the Terracotta room.
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The Terracotta room is named after the colour it is painted. It was the Green room when Margaret Thatcher was prime minister and the Blue room before that. This part of the house was used as the dining room when Sir Robert Walpole was prime minister.
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The Terracotta room is decorated with many famous artworks, on loan from the Government Art Collection. Doors in the Terracotta room lead to the White Drawing room.
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The White Drawing room was used by prime ministers for private use until the 1940s. Now, it's often used as a meeting room for Downing Street staff.
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On the wall are works by works by J. M. W. Turner, an English Romanticist landscape painter in the 19th century.
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Getting hungry? Let's move onto the Small Dining room, or breakfast room, where a mahogany table seats 8.
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There's a window instead of a chimney breast over the fireplace, which was removed by architect Sir John Soane in the 1820s. "The flues used to get so hot that the substance holding the window together would melt, causing the glass to fall out," according to the Downing Street history website.
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Double doors take us from the Small Dining room to the larger State Dining room, which is built over the original vaulted stone kitchen.
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This room is used to host the the prime minister's press conferences.
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The State Dining room can seat up to 65 people around a large table.
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Here's the study, where a portrait of Margaret Thatcher hangs over the fireplace.
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Number 10 also has a well-kept garden, which is often used to host events.
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This also appears to be where Cameron's cat, Larry, likes to spend time. Larry, a brown and white tabby, was adopted in 2011 to control the mice population at 10 Downing Street.
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http://uk.businessinsider.com/inside-10-downing-street-2015-11

At least he died happy

iamVirus:
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maximum wage loading!
lol


Source: http://www.timenaija.com/who-can-solve-this-maths-from-frank-dong.xhtml

He will run out of money the same day.

Only in Nigeria.

Animals

Just shows you how useless the NFF is. Redknapp is a manager that got relegated with QPR, and the morons in the NFF want to hire him.