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Accounting is overated abi o?, because your sista works in bank bla bla, please do me a favour GIVE ME YOUR DOCTOR'S DIGIT, I MUST RING HIM TONIGHT.

Pants cannot save you from embarassment al d time, it's only your MIND that can. control your mind and avoid d embarassment

Arva: Yeah....ur sperm in protenious in nature and protein is easily destroyed by heat. So wearing pants just heats up ur scrotum which affects and burn off all the sperms stored in ur testicles.

gr8t

donnypool: your vote + friends and family= nothing

I DON'T ALLOW WORDS TO HURT ME. What about you?

I love you (Mr. President) cos we share d same big nose ,one more thing, DON`T EXPECT MY VOTE IN 2015 COS I`M NOT VOTING FOR YOU

NO except one-MY MOTHER

wanderlust007: lol.. soka ke?
by d way.. y do u guys label any conversation btwn 2 ppl of different sex as anoda love story?.. happy ileya (in advance) to our moslem brodas.. pls we won't mind if u upload our own share of ileya meat.. we cn as we'll download it

laughin in CHINKO ckucksaochan ckucksaochan ckucksaochan...uploading ram....98%

I GO JOIN THE LIST ONE DAY

LOVE IN THE AIR

LOVE IN ONE CHANCE

LOVE IN SOKA AS WELL

Gr8t...hop uncle Jona no go use dis campaign o

Single vs Married Debate on Nairaland since 2005

China phone=small problem(mouthpiece dey quik spoil) Nokia=big prblem(batteri no 2 gud) Android=bigger prblem(data bundle no dey last) Iphone6=biggest prblem(e dey Bend) nd if your own no bend na fake RETURN IT NAO...#TEAMNOKIATORCHLIGHT

HOSPITAL....OH SORRY HOSPITALITY AND HOTEL MANAGEMENT

sexzskil: THE BLACKMAN IS INDEED A PLAGUE TO THEMSELVES. DOES THE WRITE-UP ABOVE STATE THAT THE ALMIGHTY USA WANT TO COME AND ASK NIGERIANS HOW TO TREAT THE EBOLA PATIENT? READING COMPREHENSION INFERIOR BLACK MEN GOT SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. THE RULERS OF THE UNIVERSE ARE ON THEIR OWN WILLY SCHEME! I LOVE THEM, THE GREATEST WORLD EMPIRE IN MANKIND HISTORY!! USA!!!

GREATEST MY FOOT...AMERICA FOOLING HERSELF SINCE 1492

word and opposite

I just cal EBUKA to confirm d price of GARRI, he said d price neva change, so d issue no concern me

hifaif: The OP said '...who never went to a university'

You can be educated without going to a university. In fact, education is relative.

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pls don't brainwash d youth, everyone is unique in his or her own way nd whether u like it or not education is the pillar of any DEVELOPED nation, hw many LIONEL MESSI CHINESE pple get? or if dey giv u Visa 4 deir u no go go?

Mockery in disguise

Na Chelsea nd Barca we d youth of 2day sabi, shoki and dorobuchi is owa antem...we don't even care abt any dam histori of owa dear countri, tlkless of plannin for d future we cannt si...God wi help us.

Women fooling men since 419BC

fairheven: I also know wt u were pointing at,but protection is a wrong choice of word,in relation an in marriage,protection is primarily,the job of a man..even in bible,it says "husbands love your wife as christ loved the church an gave his life*(more like a defence wall)for her,so wt protection can be more than this?a woman may protect,but that that is secondary,but to the man ,its primary

tru talk...let's draw d curtain

fairheven: How does a woman protect a man,isn't it the other way round..as in a man protects a man..so if arm robber come your house,u run under the mattress an ask your wife to protect you? ,tufia!

I know where u are going, so u cannot protect your company`s interest unless u are a GATEMAN abi? u lack ability to reason in a different way... anyway, I wasn`t referring to the PROTECTION in physical state or those ones u wach in American movies...Mature minds can decipher and comprehend the REAL MEANING.as in protectin ur image, reputation, protectin u frm bad friends by counsellin u, frm evil women by givin u d koko, lookin at issues frm a different perspectiv wen d need arises, prayin 4 u nd d family and finally protectin ur life dream.

I rest my case.

Thank you.

Mod comot dis frm FP or I go divorce Nairaland...Lol

I'm stil singu...I wil get mari 4 onli 1 reasn, dat's protection. Woman protects man... I nid a wuman dat wil protect me for d rest of my life (apart frm my moda)

bobbyspeed: 59 public admin ogun state

gr8t...i wud be here to congrat him wen d admissz list is out.

Why now? Mr Jona k electinz tyme is near hmm u don becum AUTOMATIC AKIRISORE na lie na only JESUS B ORIGINAL AKIRISORE

Ellemuah: thnk God for his mercies, 34 in putme nd 28 in jmb, 62% (econs edu)
Cc: slimyusup, saw ur missed call, i dnt av nuf airtime

sam score wit u...congrat 4 d result...congratulation in advance for admission offered

bobbyspeed: I tot i will see u on putme date. U failed to hook me pn whtsapp as i requested in my mail to u. U av all my details

am sori sir, i wil explain 2 lata...hw was ur son exam?

62 bankin and finance

Thief discharging thieves since 419BC

Interesting! great!! awesome!!!