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Mobsync:
I know this's off topic, but I found this joke funny.

A horse walks into a movie theater, gets his popcorn and a Diet Coke, and sits down in one of the few seats that are left.

He realizes right away there's a cow sitting directly in front of him wearing this huge hat, totally inappropriate to wear indoors, one of the big, tall Stetson hats, completely blocking his view.

So the horse taps the cow on the shoulder. Excuse me?

Cow doesn't budge. No response at all.

So again, the horse taps him on the shoulder. Excuse me?

The cow is like ice. He's like a statue.

So OK, one more time. He taps him on the shoulder. Hey, can you take off your hat?

Cow turns around. And he's like, oh, my God, it's a talking horse.

Meaning?

Dvd4:
Congrats! It's not C.G.P.A yet, it's G.P. By the way, which school?

Why G.P? He is 200L going 300L.
Its cumulative of 100L n 200L 1st and 2nd semesters.

IloveToMess:
If it's controlled by gays, are they forcing you to be gay? Do your movies and go home unless you have nothing more to offer.

What is IloveToMess? So you're bottom abi.
Dirty. Don't take us for a fool with your Monika.
We all know how they use to pollute the air when doing it. Yeye dirty gays...

Homosexuality strive because of the attention it was given.
The Gay "Empire" actor was thrown out of the last two episodes because of the false attack stunt he pulled.
They always need sentiment to strive.
Homosexual is extremely evil. Its OK to admire a fellow guy or girl but not to the extent of laying with each other.
A strick and effective brutal rule need to be in place to minimize this wildlife.

safetyzone:
No, it makes you talk less. It makes you withdraw from friends and family and low moral.

No.. I somehow can relate to making someone talk too much.

HumphreyGspot:
Three suspected armed robbers have been apprehended barely two weeks after they robbed on a woman and dispossessed her of her valuables.

The trio of Aisu Anago, 30y; Muritala Alubarika, 42 and Noah Joel, 34, now in police net, had sometime in February, 2019 exhibited their class of ingenuity in the act of robbery, for which one Mrs. Taiye Olotu fell their victim.

However, the law of retribution caught up with the young men, who chose to live big without any legitimate source of income, but to arm-twist people, using force and arms.

it was, indeed, their dooms day on February 28, when Mrs. Olotu sighted the three-man gang, using the same method of robbing her, and quickly alerted operatives of Atan-Otta Police Division, who were on patrol with their Divisional Police Officer (DPO), SP Abiodun Salami.

In her complaint to the detectives, the victim stated that on that fateful day, she boarded a cab from Atan-Otta, going to Idiroko. But half way into the journey, the three other occupants of the car proved their stuff as “one-chance” operators.

They robbed her and, thereafter, pushed her out of the moving cab.

But because it was a pay-back time for the marauders, they were said to be strategizing for another operation at the same Atan-Otta Motor Park, calling passengers into the same car, when the lady spotted them and, in an ironic manner, providence played to her favour; she ran into the police detectives on patrol.

The Ogun State Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO, DSP Abimbola Oyeyemi, who confirmed the incident started that, “Based on her report, the patrol team quickly went with her to the motor park, where the three suspects were promptly arrested along with the vehicle. A search was instantly conducted on them during which a cutlass and a rope which they always tie their stubborn victims, before dispossessing them of their valuables, were recovered”.

“On interrogation, they made confessional statements that their mode of operation is for one of them to act as the driver, while the other two pose as passengers. They always sat in such a away that their victim(s) would be sandwiched in between them.
Once they got to an isolated area, one of them would bring out the cutlass and the other one would tie their victims’ hands for ease of search and subsequent dispossession of such person’s whatever valuables”, the PPRO said, adding that they admitted being the same gangsters that robbed the complainant earlier in the month of the sum of #100, 000.

However, the State Commissioner of Police, CP Ahmed Iliyasu, has ordered the immediate transfer of the suspects to the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) for discreet investigation.

See More: https://www.hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/03/hoodlums-arrested-after-being.html?m=1

Cc Lalasticlala

I read same story awhile ago but the way it was presented was very different but the message is something. Bloggers are really trying.

freemanbubble:
First it was atikus in-law
Secondly it was the shut down of Jos radio

This election was a charade

Too many electoral infraction

If you witness how Jonathan conducted 2015 election and you also witness this 2019 election and still believe buhari is a Saint then you should meet a doctor to check your brain

We don't need a saint to come and rule Nigeria, all we need is a discipline man. A person that can handle and rid Nigeria off corrupticians that are milking us dry.
Jonathan and Shekarau are good men with a saint-like-minds but that is a weakness as a leader in Nigeria.

Confused people. May God forgive me, I don't know why I find it difficult to believe that all this PDP members are truly supporting Atiku. Uche Secodus looks like a rogue and a betrayal and whenever he is lonely, he can even call Atiku a fool.
Buba Galadima said he is still in APC but right now a spokesman for Atiku, meaning he is doing a paid job.
Atiku should forget politics and concentrate on his business. He should go and contribute his own quota by making a Nigeria a largest producer of any good product which will help raise value of Naira if he is truly passionate about our great country. Let him prove his loyalty, commitment and integrity in a different way.

slawomir:
If you witness how Jonathan conducted 2015 election and you also witness this 2019 election and still believe buhari is a Saint then you should meet a doctor to check your brain

So you want him to open his eye and let Atiku buy his ways to the top.
My friend leave politic and let face reality, Atiku is not the right person for now. Atiku want to bring luxury while Nigerians are still face with hardship.
All PDP EXCOs are not credible.
Foreign media said Nigeria election was"Referendum of integrity" .
Atiku ideas are too risky and if it doesn't go well, it can crumble Nigeria.

Jazakallah khair

skyman200:
Apc totally rigged the election in their favour through the inec chairman that is why they told us not to check the smart card readers before 8am so that we won't be able to kw if the card readers have recorded any statistics but they lied that we should put the card readers after 8am because its configuration ability that we shouldn't check it but my question is that how will you be sure if a statistics haven't been added to it before the inec started issuing it out in other to rigged this election?

Oga card reader is just for accreditation, ballot paper is what matters and its counted in the open with all party agents having his or her own copy of result before taking it to local government collation office.

Temple1288:
Shut up!

Yes sir!

Xisnin:
No one could be more clueless except maybe those who liked your comment.
North Korea is sitting on trillions of resources while it depends on China for survival,
does that sound logical to you?

Does the North-South border automatically cut off the "trillion-dollar" resources so that
South Korea has no share in it because apparently, the South is not exploring such
resources and are too busy with technological innovations.

How does Russia enter into this discussion?
I hope you are a Russian citizen because it would be asinine to engage in constant propaganda
for the superpower who can't make the top 10 world economy list while living in an
African squalor.

From your comment, I am sure you are a Trump supporter which I really find ironic since
the man who champions MAGA at all cost should be hated by Russia and its troll.

Going by the number of likes on your comment, I can only surmise that Nigeria has too much
a share of illiterates and the uneducated.

You need to wakeup..
US have seriously destroyed this world with their insecurity and rubbish new world order agenda.
Don't argue, just do a little research "Digital Dissidents"
Julian Assang
Edward Snowden
Etc.

People don't talk about entering US anymore, why?
I wish our leaders will be bold enough to sideline USA.
They are greedy, wicked and very selfish.
No intelligent person should praise US for anything because they have used propaganda to pocket almost every part of this world.

Was just following a documentary on Aljazeera English which is still on.
"Digital Dissidents" any interested person can google the time and follow it on Aljazeera.
You will know many dark evil side of US.

I m not a Christian but sometimes I tune to that south African pastor channel on YouTube to watch how weak and gullible human being can be.
The pastor is a jack and will be long gone rotten in UK jail but this is Africa.
South Africans are extremely local and very lazy. They believe in cheap miracles much more than Nigerians. A well known pastor like him in Nigeria will not want to pull that stunt because Nigerians are far more intelligent. Though Nigeria Christians are also mumu for allowing pastors to take them for a ride but still far better than Soweto people in term of cheap stunt on a big stage.

Ile Alayo ..
Troy
Musa

BUK is actually a beautiful school..
The lecturers are very discipline, serious and intelligent.
Prof Jega set the standard when he was VC and every succeeding VC's try to follow suit ...
Also because of the orientation, the graduates mostly don't stop at 1st degree but seek for more all around the world...
Lastly the graduates are highly placed. NAMA, NASRDA, NOSRDA, NNPC, DPR, Banks, Legal Chambers, Federal and private hospitals etc ....

K

Richdad50:
Uncircumcised. I stayed in northern Nigeria for years and I can tell you a northern woman cannot look directly into the eyes of a modern southern Male. They become quiet and uncomfortable. They know a conversation with a southerner is enough to expose the deficiencies of their Male counterparts.

Its called Al-kunya
Please stop all this your ITK.
Because you live at Sabin Gari in Kano will never qualify you as a candidate to speak about northern experience. The northern girls that will look straight into your eyes, hold your d.ick and slap you are there at Sabin Gari and they are the one that choose to defy the rules/norms. They end up useless , introduced to drugs, clubbing and sex peddling.
In the north, sex out of wedlock is a taboo unlike in the east where the parent will excuse you and the so called fiancee to have good time.
Hypocrisy or not, large percentage of northern girls still cling to their religious teachings/believe.

He would have been to @O2 with davido to sing IF remix but him village people no gree.

Richdad50:
An average Northerner is not a confident sexual Male. The religion itself does not give opportunity or room for expression, affection, or romance. They often rape their wives and devoid them of pre-intimacy. I feel for their women.
That is why their women run from southern men. They become jittery and defensive because of their emotional weakness for southern Male. They know a minute with a southerner will usher them into their romantic dream but the consequences from their Male counterparts scares them. I pity them.

#Richdad

They fear the day of reckoning, the of accountability, and not romantic dream as you claim.
The northerner have the biggest d.ick , so sexual satisfaction lives in the north. Sex education is taught in the north ever before oyinbo came up with idea/curriculum.
Have you ever heard or read any testimony about northern woman complaining of sexual satisfaction. Even those young girl that married older men will not complain about that.
So get your facts right.

Preshy561:
I saw a video last week on Instagram where Arab men gathered and two ladies in the centre were sexually twerking while the men were singling and clapping, allah allah allla.
I laughed hehehe.
Allahh untop twerking biko?

I am extremely sure you know that, No Muslim will ever do such a thing+ saying Allah to twerking.
Common on! Haba.

Shithole where everything goes..

I can relate with your predicament lizzy..
Same way Atiku close allies rally round Buhari to lobby for contracts, June 2019.

Atiku4betaNaija:
Buhari was angry with Osibanjo for taken some important decisions when he traveled outside Nigeria for treatment and that this second tenure will be his pay back. He will be removed just like the CJF was removed by force and he will pretend not to know what is happening and would ask that a new VP be brought in immediately. But before osibanjo is removed, Tinubu's position would be given to someone else.Buhari also revealed to Usman Dankwambo one of his close friend that if he is reelected, he won't spare even the lives of the Yorubas this time. that within the 4 years of his rule, the Fulani will kill and encroach more Yoruba lands especially Ekiti and Ogun. He also planned to encroach more of the Kaduna Christian parts and some parts of Niger state. According to my source, He said Buhari wants the Fulani to take more lands this time within this 4 years cos that's their last chance. Even Lagos is said to be touched too.Buhary is a silent criminal, those types that you won't see any money in his account cos he siphon's money through his brothers and relatives. Remember, when buhari was asked to speak about the Kano state Governors video clip, he said why would the governor even agree to collect the money by himself. This statement simply means that if it were buhary, he wouldn't have done that but would rather collect the money in a silent criminal way, that is, asking that the money be paid to his relatives accounts so as to keep his name clean.Signed Sealed and delivered.
APC becomes the major opposition party in few weeks. And will finally die off because Tinubu will withdraw and Osinbajo going back to church.
Am sure Buhari was allowed just like the Israelites had. Saul.

So you took your time which you can use to learn Python to write all of that? Unbelievable!
Buhari personally wrote Osibanjo just to say thank you.

Next ....

HEFAIROHLUWA:
lol...u funny o.. jokes apart Be grateful Some had much worse childhood: seclusion, crazy spanking, strict discipline infact na military training even giving you a specified time to finish your food else you go chop koboko ;DNot buying treats even though he had more than enough to buy he go talk say na sugar o.. sebi u still dey manage little yougurt...My social life was zero until recently..Nevertheless all those training really helped me in so many ways I couldnt fathom made me physically and emotionally so strong and disciplined..Should be so much aggressive but no I wasnt! and thats what people(extended family)still get suprised at looking at our childhood training..But we all good now...him knowing he was wrong for training us that way.I now call the shots and say how things should be done and he'll be like "thats my son" looking back I never thought it will ever be possible with my old man but I'll never train a child that way there are other better ways

Bro! Not every dad deserve an accolade, forget that thing of being the dad. Adejo's dad is a bitter example.
Some dad are just unnecessarily strict which in many case have a very big negative impact on children.
Some dad are lazy but will be quick to make you feel less of yourself, taking away your self confidence, making you feel insecure.
If you think being strict with your kids is the answer, please think twice,
More than 50% of adults in Africa will talk and recount ill things about their father and how negative he has really affected them. Though Africans are meant to remain silence due religion or culture. But those that summon courage to talk about it are tagged "Bastards"
Most kids have a fall out with their father with no any connection. While they are getting old they will complain of seclusion and accuse the mother of taking away his children love. Forgetting how bad he was without remorse.
My friend (Adejo) will never forgive his dad which i supported for the way he was brought up. He later did sue him to court over a very little family issue which can be settle within 5min outside court.

Why Saraki was bent on his knees to see Credible/Intelligence Magu removed..?
Saraki no get shame atall..
Curruptician

Why Atiku keep insisting on privatisation..?
#Curruptician

Why Obasanjo suddenly clear Atiku of all wrong doing as Vice president..?
#Curruptician

Why Buba Galidima Articulate....?
#Curruptician

Why Jonathan is so silent...?
#Curruptician

Nigerians and religion..
Some just want to discredit based on reasons best known to them. Instead of some to learn a great deal from the post on how Iran is standing tall despite tough and brutal sanction by US and allies.
A year sanction on Nigeria will crumble it to the ground.
Israel is one of world leading countries in satellite technology and hacking but Iran have the technology to beat and bypass their system. So why the doubt or argument.
If Iran is to be just any other country, Israel would have attack Iran with backing by US and allies But they both know how capable Iran is.
Lastly don't think US and allies don't want to attack Iran and North Korea but its that both side will suffer collateral damage greatly.
Beside they attack Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya and several other countries because they are just other countries.

Bustincole:
On saturday is d day i will finish my career mode on PS4 Fifa 19


I aint got time for votin

Abeg Pes or Fifa which is more interesting ?

goodnessme1:
I have my pvc but am not voting,
not just me,all true biafrans aren't voting,

Keep deceiving yourself about Biafra..
Nnamdi Kanu tested a little bit of it in prison and now trying a more civil approach to actualise Biafra.
Nnamdi Kanu has already unclinch his fist about Biafra. Stop being gullible and vote.
Your Mazi knows how dangerous it is to beat a war drum now. Nigeria is a sovereign state and no Igbo man can complain about segregation anywhere he/she choose to live and esterblish business. Your people are doing very well Nationwide.
Get your PVC and vote.
I have a candidate for you in case you don't have any on your mind....
Next Level..