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evegran:
Men like this are capable of raping their own kids. Clearly his manhood controls him!

smh!

look who is talking.madam with this your dp I find it difficult to control my own manhood

lepasharon:
OP, black girls don't do casual sex

then you haven't been to any NYSC camp and night club in ngr

OlowoB:
Read my post again, i have heard many stories like that. i experienced it firsthand last Saturday. they were just so rude and i did not say all black gals i said most (about 85%).

cheers

oga forget about approaching black women and go acquire a foreign babe for yourself

Mjshexy:
Would you prefer to just allow that same man u so much like/love walk away just like that all because of Pride? I tell u this, most of us guys honestly respect ladies who can boldly walk up to us, compliment us, talk about our nice scent, our look, dressing, gentleness, attitude etc..And from there we become friends which can eventually lead to a relationship after the guy must have noticed the lady's caring nature, sincere love & if truly he desires her. Let me quickly chip in this, the way u approach a guy & your behaviour/attitude towards him is what will determine the seriousness he will give to you, Pride goes before a fall dearie...Happy New Year

comot joooooooooooorrrr.what pride?IT IS COWARDICE AND A NATURAL FEAR OF REJECTION WHICH EXISTS IN EVERY WOMAN.quote me anywhere

easrael:
Is it completely finished or finished completely?

semantics.choose whichever one u want

@OP

We've also learnt Dbanjs' career is completely finished

As for phyno,IPOB just released a statement which said all forms of discrimination against biafrans must end immediately or else there will be a nationwide protests on monday

Bollinger:
When will Nigeria move away from the dark ages and join the rest of the civilized world?

i have no freaking clue.spiritual husband?such bullshit

Harbosede02:
Wow.....thank God yu didn't lose ur life.Hallelujah




Guys and girls.....lets learn from this

learn from what?he was having sex close to a dark spot surrounded by bush.don't snakes hide in bushes?u nigerians have got to upgrade your intellect.spiritual husband my backside

lawanson44:
OP, Marriage is over-rated! Your state of single-hood looks so deplorable for you right now. When you eventually get married, the excitement will wear off after about 6 months with the next expectation being having children. When the children finally comes, the pressure to provide for your family becomes more prominent and will weigh you down.

This will adversely affect your relationship with your spouse and you will now experience what is called "marital shock". When this happens, you will begin to look back at your years of bachelorhood with relish and nostalgia.

Trust me. Many married men will be envying you in their hearts.

you are absolutely correct.it doesn't take much thought to realize marriage is bullshit especially for men

koice:
I came across these last night, and I couldn't stop laughing.

How the Ignorant and self-obsessed Americans view the world as of 2012...

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i have known this for a long time.so it doesn't surprise me but despite this, the rest of the world still lines up to kiss their backside.so who are the real fools?americans or the rest of the world?the situation is quite similar but different to the present chinese govt.everyone praises them for creating a fast growing economy and raising hundreds of millions out of poverty but they ignore their degradation of the environment,human rights abuses and despicable corruption

black mass wasn't bad.johnny depp was cool in d film

EnlightenedSoul:
Haha. Na-uh, not so fast, where's my glock?

you gave me a "like" then you "unliked" my post because of its "rantings of an ant" line?you really have to work on your sense of humour.that's why sagamite always wins his arguments because he replies his detractors with facts mixed a tinge of humour which gives his posts a populist appeal.i'm only replying you because your posts are quite interesting but you've got to give sagamite a break.finally, my "urban guerilla" personal message was only meant to amuse not to offend anyone.i'm done

EnlightenedSoul:
Well, then I'll be her "white knight". She only claimed you were funny in her post, and here you are throwing a massive epileptic fit because, what, she didn't quote your name properly? Can you see why not?

Case in point, you need to just leave her the fvck alone, Sag.



And you...you fake machismo emanating "Urban guerilla with a glock" need to grow a goddamn back bone, is what. What could've possibly caused you to bend over and kiss a.ss in such grandiose fashion as per the above quoted text? A stranger on the internet, no less! Goddamit, you need to hand over that glock effective immediately. It clearly deserves far better, and I'd be able to provide it a proper home with some of it's brethren and added perks.

i laughed hard when i read this post.i love this post so much i actually clicked "like".the rantings of an ant.congrats.I responded to a post of yours.a rare occurrence by the urban guerilla with a glock

firstEVA:
I am a proud product of Nigeria's education system. U are a low life second class citizen who is being hunted night and day by the police in London, credit card thief.

this is really disheartening.you come across as someone who has never even attended an "under the tree" school before.poor spellings,terribly constructed sentences,continuous repetition of thesame words,lack of punctuation marks.i am truly ashamed to be from thesame country as you.you are chaff,garbage,rubbish.you should be dumped in a refuse dump,buried and forgotten.its really that bad

Sagamite:
Like Mr T, I was pitying the fooool that would make the mistake to ever take up her offer.

Any white knight would be dragged so badly on the floor he or she would have skid marks.

they no fit.even me as I dey quote you i dey fear make I no misyarn in anyway.no ass kicking for me tonight.thank you very much

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Go and call whoever you want to call.

But tell me why what a dumb, ugly skank like you wants matters?

she has a hairy fish.Daz all

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Go and call whoever you want to call.

But tell me why what a dumb, ugly skank like you wants matters?

no one is coming cos no one wants to be "suyarized" by you

OP may av read one of searching4l0ve threads.this is how women fight back when they feel threatened.they demonize their enemies,shame them, then play the victim.its all manipulation.

sonofananimal:
thank you my brother!
We are complaining about NAIJA WOMEN and their fish brain but OP is even worse!

i pity d op and nigerian men.women who hang around u cos of ur money don't really like u.once d money is gone they vamoose.whether married or single.@op go get a personality and some sense b4 approaching women.

gbosaa:
Nice reply but you messed it up for some of us with your No 2.

Pls not every man loves arid, no vegetation habitat. I'm proud to be one medieval,archaic bushman who likes to treat his anaconda with lush mangrove swamp thick vegetation.

Pls all razor, shaver should be banned or at least there should be a law banning women from ever tampering with those bushes. Razors should be prohibited within 12 inches radius of that centre of gravity.

There are still few of us who still worship in that evil forest till the world ends and we endangered species should be accorded our rights.

Pls spread this news to all your friends before we go extinct.

i wholeheartedly endorse this post.i still wonder why anyone in their right senses would want 2 get rid of that beautiful triangle of thicket.4 me d thicker d forest d better.am interested in adult women not lil girls

PunkyVeer:
Was searching for info on the show Big Brother Africa when I came across a thread here on NL discussing the show. I joined, liked it here & decided to stick around.

shortpistolZA

JimiCoker:
Lol. I know most people don't get my sense of humor, so I try to limit it to certain folks. Trust me, Punky's a real fighter, if she didn't think I was joking, she'd have torn me a new one.

Maybe I should tone it down a bit sha. You really like her huh?
*rooting for you*

he is wasting his time.if my memory serves me right.she is married 2 an arab man.with a daughter who is about 4 5 or 6 yrs old

darkskingoddess:
By "foreign", do you mean non-Black women?! Because you will rarely experience many of these generalizations unless you are with a Caucasian.

i'm in love with your skintone.smooth,shiny and clear.its driving me gaga.original black velvet.licking my lips here

NOBODYY:
Nigerians eat practically everything they kill...
Next thing You'll hear is "soup don Land"

its so annoying.they don't know wat d creature is yet they want 2 eat it.i remember when a dead whale washed ashore d bar beach yrs ago.boys were just cutting bits of it 2 fry and eat without knowing what killed it.are we starving in nigeria or is it just plain old awoof?awoof dey run belle o

Danfuster:
The likes of Jones, love mate, passion, rough rider which comes in varieties of flavor, size, color and dots for extra sensation, I don't use the doted one cos I'm on the plus side, found out my subjects experience more pain than pleasure with doted. My all time use are skyn and durex... Anyone who's tried skyn can testify to the near skin to skin sensation it gives

thanks 4 d info

Danfuster:
Lmao... I don't know this condom still exist. By the way any girl who accepts this kinda condom to be used on her is cheap. I'd rather not f*ck than use this condom... Unless I wanna punish the girl.

which brand do u recommend dat is widely available in nigeria?i also hate gold circle cos its 2 tight on me and makes breathing difficult

redcliff:
pretty indeed

naija guys get courage.just look at dat masculine face.she/he/it looks like a transgender person

iameugene:
Trust me bieng handsome is cool there was a tym in school i needed water and i was dehydrated n i saw i gal i dunno she almost entered a shop i told her i need bootled water and she bought it

And several occasions like that

yeah.they are always eager 2 pls u.people in general and women in particular are also quick 2 forgive u when u do something selfish and cruel.

ibadanfinest:
If its normal for sexy pretty girl to use their physical attributes to get money from guys, there is nothing wrong in guys using their handsomeness to their advantage.

GBAM!i use wat I av 2 get wat I want thesame as women.kini big deal

icedbeatz:
let him be, from that his statement any real nigga wey don roll naija girls mall will know that he knows nothing about what hes typing about, some average naija girls and even some runs girls here on nairaland ( I'm sure there are some naija runs girls her ) will laugh at his ignorance.

d man is a super learner.he knows nothing.wetin i don see old and young,single and married naija women do wit my unclad eyes my mouth no fit talk.they can do anything 4 d dough.anything oooo.i dey avoid them like say dem get ebola sotay i no dey even reply their posts 4 nairaland sef.i sorry 4 mugu men wey still dey roll with them.

searching4l0ve:
u are a bastard very rude and uncultured vulture. your types are reasons why sane men should avoid nigerian girls. hungry hoe

hahahahah..good one.how can I get access 2 these foreign girls?preferably black.i be tink say na me be the only naija guy wey no like naija woman at all at all.they aint worth anything.

tai2:
I used to be like many of the whiners here on Nairaland, “Oh I'm so in love with this babe but she's treating me badly, what do I do? what do I do?”. That was a long time ago and now I am wise and believe me I learnt from the school of hard knocks, this women dealt with me mercilessly until I actually sat down to analyze them and their ways and figured out the language they speak. If you think maintaining a woman is about excess love, showing affection, kindness, forgiveness, religion and all that bullsh*t, you're dead wrong, treat a woman too good, she will find an excuse to leave ( “I was once dumped by a chick who later told her friend, I was 'too nice'.”). But they will stay with an “omo rapala” that mistreats them day after day after day.


Even fellowship girls are still tempted by young men of the world and leave their fellow fellowship brothers to look for bad boys to convert. They are never satisfied with a squeaky clean good man. To them every guy that is too good is a nuisance. Even the ones that are married have only calmed down and become good in order to trap a husband that offers them security or at least a husband that has managed to figure out their buttons. Be wise, young men, be wise.

Maintaining women of all shapes ages and sizes is all about control and remaining in control. The moment you lose control, you lose yourself and a woman will ride you till the very end. Some people say all sorts of rubbish, “Oh my woman is not like that, she's different”, all that one na story, Eve betrayed Adam, Delilah betrayed Samson, so who on earth is your woman that she won't act like those that came before her?

There are different levels of control, there is no control, artificial control and true control. No control is the default situation most guys fall into. They love a woman and believe everything she says in the heat of passion ”I'll never ever leave you”, “I can't wait to marry you” etc etc, and deceive themselves into overconfidence and over love. A no control guy does not know how to tell his babe no and is always apologizing even when it is not his fault. When they start exhibiting too much attention and love, the chick gets bored and starts looking for “rude boys” somewhere. Then her mind starts wavering and she starts telling you “I need space”, “I'm confused”. When you hear these words you're in trouble.

Unfortunately most young guy today no dey hear word and they will start reminiscing about the sweet nothings the babe told them when the going was good and continue to misbehave and show over love and over affection. Meanwhile one bad guy fit dey comb the babe for corner somewhere. In the end the chick leaves and the guy is in a wreck, crying, complaining to his friends begging etc and at that point the girl no go wan hear again, anything you're saying is a waste of time. A chick will bring up some of the dumbest excuses when she wants to dump you. She might regret leaving you later but all that one na Tales By Moonlight what matters is the wrecked condition she will leave you in at that moment.


The next level of control is artificial control. Artificial control works a lot in Nigeria today, and people exercise this level of control primarily by having money. This is what the so called big boys and sugar daddies use to maintain their babes. Some poor guys starving on their pocket money and University allowances even try to maintain this level of control to their own downfall. With artificial control a girl might screw around but will not really leave you until she finds another guy with better control than you. The best way to use artificial control is ruthlessly, if you have money and control them with money make sure you take no crap from them or else they will turn you to a MUGU and you fall into the no control category even though you have money.

Remember money is relative. Some guy has more than you somewhere. Some guys exercise artificial control through other means as well, such as being older, being in a bigger office, better school, living in a bigger house etc. Until the chick meets someone with better control she will not leave but always remember you are in control and use it to your advantage. Don't boast about it though as they really hate it when you point out that the reason they are with you is because of artificial control ( even though we know its true). All those threads written by sacked bankers on Nairaland who have lost their babes are a result of the artificial control category. Control go, babe go.

Guys without money should remember this ( University boys open your eyes) the moment you start spending to maintain control, you will never stop and this is a problem when you do not have money so students, graduate trainees and people without money should avoid money artificial control as much as possible. You will only wreck yourself financially, because they will only get greedier and you will find out you cannot keep up and she will use the money you have used to better her looks, wardrobe and her life to find a replacement for you. They always want to upgrade. If you have money to spend it is okay to use artificial control just make sure you do it in a responsible way, not in a way chicks will use “MUGU” to replace your name on their phones.


The last control category is true control. Maintain this level of control and you are the true guru. You are the Don Juan, the guy women trip and fall down for regardless of whether or whether not. The true control man is in control of EVERYTHING. He will not chase a babe he cannot control or who he knows will want to lord over him. Before he spends his money on a woman he makes sure that she knows who is in control and spends his money sparingly, in fact she might spend more than him. If she tells him she is in her male corpers friends house sleeping because she does not have light he laughs and tells her “I hope he knows how to screw well, I know you're probably lonely”. It might pain him inside but you will never see it, because he knows that if she finds out he is jealous he is finished, if she feels he is not jealous, she will correct herself and find call him 20 times a day to make sure he truly loves her.


The guy who shouts at his babe and tells her what sort of nonsense is that ( why should she sleep in Mr Corper-With-Generator's house) is maintaining artificial control, she will tell him she won't do it again and do it the next day and for the next 10 months, and get combed mercilessly by Mr. Corper-With-Generator and his colleagues. It takes 10 minutes for a quickie and that place does not have a gauge you will use to measure who did and did not do when she comes back. Artificial control men and no control men should take note.

In fact most of the accomplished true control guys have barricaded their hearts a long time ago. They show affection strategically and when a chick leasts expects it. They are not always complete bast@rds, they will send flowers and call a babe to check on how she is doing but they do it strategically and sparingly. Too much of ice cream and chocolate is not good. Too much visiting of woman is not good. Calling her more than she calls you is an equally stupid idea. If she calls twice call once. What bothers other guys does not bother men of true control. Even if they love a chick they will never show it more than the chick shows it. They say I love you three times a year. This sort of guy might love a chick but still screw one or two around to ensure that he remains in control of his senses.

Sex is sex, love is a different kettle of fish. Sex helps you keep things in perspective. Screw one woman too much, you might become stupid and lose control. Fidelity is over rated my brothers, you can love a woman but don't confuse it with being faithful. If she suspects you are screwing outside, thats okay for them, just make sure you're never caught and she only suspects, suspicion is good, it keeps her on her feet, she knows she can be replaced. When she sees that text message on your phone, tell her “you are the only one for me “ and buy enough “ chocolate and flowers” and then leave her to think. But NEVER keep two chicks, you should have one chick and the occasional ones you are chopping outside to maintain perspective and self-control, that way you won't create unnecessary problems for yourself. If you are not on the financial capability of Atiku Abubakar, polygamy is a bad idea. If you can retain control without screwing outside, fine for you. But the day your woman is caught screwing outside, you will feel seriously cuckolded and feel like a fool.

A true control guy will NEVER date a woman he cannot control. A woman who does not respect you is one you have no control over, these women do not understand equality, look at the divorce rate in America ! A true control guy has ALL control but he never uses money to control too much. He never makes it about money or how much he has. Most true control guys have more money than the women they control, other much more skilled true control guys may have less money but always make sure that she knows who is boss. Because once you let a women who's money is longer than yours gain control, you are finished. A true control guy also has koboko control ( meaning he knows how to give it to her in bed, if you do not know better learn by hiring a skilled Pay As You Go or else she will leave you for the first Mr. Magic Stick). In fact koboko control is way better than money control. Look at Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Honsou, you go no say na koboko dey at work, no be by fine face or too much money. ( No offense to Russel Simmons but he had artificial control).

A true control guy also has fashion control, he knows how to dress and be neat ( it might not be the most expensive stuff he wears but he looks smart and neat always, he has fashion sense). A true control guy also knows how to tell his babe no and stick to his no. They rarely say “I'm sorry” and always make a chick laugh or some other tactic to avoid using those words. A chicks friends will beef this sort of guy in public and on forums like Nairaland and berate their friends for dating him but will secretly dream of screwing him. It even helps when the guy acts nice to the chicks friends, but not too nice (as in we are all age-mates level, respect must be maintained at all costs, chicks know how to disrespect a guy who plays with them too much). All men should strive to attain true control. True control will give you peace of mind and undying attention.

Be wise, my brothers be wise, enough of these tears on Nairaland. These days more men come here to complain than women. This is a war we have to win at all costs. For the sake of the male reputation. For more advice, I am here all week. Remember I have been beaten before but I am now wise, I exercise true control now and take no nonsense from them. If you let them bring you down they will finish you and your village people will say it is the work of juju and your uncles and aunties.

best post ever!