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icedbeatz:
let him be, from that his statement any real nigga wey don roll naija girls mall will know that he knows nothing about what hes typing about, some average naija girls and even some runs girls here on nairaland ( I'm sure there are some naija runs girls her ) will laugh at his ignorance.

d man is a super learner.he knows nothing.wetin i don see old and young,single and married naija women do wit my unclad eyes my mouth no fit talk.they can do anything 4 d dough.anything oooo.i dey avoid them like say dem get ebola sotay i no dey even reply their posts 4 nairaland sef.i sorry 4 mugu men wey still dey roll with them.

searching4l0ve:
u are a bastard very rude and uncultured vulture. your types are reasons why sane men should avoid nigerian girls. hungry hoe

hahahahah..good one.how can I get access 2 these foreign girls?preferably black.i be tink say na me be the only naija guy wey no like naija woman at all at all.they aint worth anything.

tai2:
I used to be like many of the whiners here on Nairaland, “Oh I'm so in love with this babe but she's treating me badly, what do I do? what do I do?”. That was a long time ago and now I am wise and believe me I learnt from the school of hard knocks, this women dealt with me mercilessly until I actually sat down to analyze them and their ways and figured out the language they speak. If you think maintaining a woman is about excess love, showing affection, kindness, forgiveness, religion and all that bullsh*t, you're dead wrong, treat a woman too good, she will find an excuse to leave ( “I was once dumped by a chick who later told her friend, I was 'too nice'.”). But they will stay with an “omo rapala” that mistreats them day after day after day.


Even fellowship girls are still tempted by young men of the world and leave their fellow fellowship brothers to look for bad boys to convert. They are never satisfied with a squeaky clean good man. To them every guy that is too good is a nuisance. Even the ones that are married have only calmed down and become good in order to trap a husband that offers them security or at least a husband that has managed to figure out their buttons. Be wise, young men, be wise.

Maintaining women of all shapes ages and sizes is all about control and remaining in control. The moment you lose control, you lose yourself and a woman will ride you till the very end. Some people say all sorts of rubbish, “Oh my woman is not like that, she's different”, all that one na story, Eve betrayed Adam, Delilah betrayed Samson, so who on earth is your woman that she won't act like those that came before her?

There are different levels of control, there is no control, artificial control and true control. No control is the default situation most guys fall into. They love a woman and believe everything she says in the heat of passion ”I'll never ever leave you”, “I can't wait to marry you” etc etc, and deceive themselves into overconfidence and over love. A no control guy does not know how to tell his babe no and is always apologizing even when it is not his fault. When they start exhibiting too much attention and love, the chick gets bored and starts looking for “rude boys” somewhere. Then her mind starts wavering and she starts telling you “I need space”, “I'm confused”. When you hear these words you're in trouble.

Unfortunately most young guy today no dey hear word and they will start reminiscing about the sweet nothings the babe told them when the going was good and continue to misbehave and show over love and over affection. Meanwhile one bad guy fit dey comb the babe for corner somewhere. In the end the chick leaves and the guy is in a wreck, crying, complaining to his friends begging etc and at that point the girl no go wan hear again, anything you're saying is a waste of time. A chick will bring up some of the dumbest excuses when she wants to dump you. She might regret leaving you later but all that one na Tales By Moonlight what matters is the wrecked condition she will leave you in at that moment.


The next level of control is artificial control. Artificial control works a lot in Nigeria today, and people exercise this level of control primarily by having money. This is what the so called big boys and sugar daddies use to maintain their babes. Some poor guys starving on their pocket money and University allowances even try to maintain this level of control to their own downfall. With artificial control a girl might screw around but will not really leave you until she finds another guy with better control than you. The best way to use artificial control is ruthlessly, if you have money and control them with money make sure you take no crap from them or else they will turn you to a MUGU and you fall into the no control category even though you have money.

Remember money is relative. Some guy has more than you somewhere. Some guys exercise artificial control through other means as well, such as being older, being in a bigger office, better school, living in a bigger house etc. Until the chick meets someone with better control she will not leave but always remember you are in control and use it to your advantage. Don't boast about it though as they really hate it when you point out that the reason they are with you is because of artificial control ( even though we know its true). All those threads written by sacked bankers on Nairaland who have lost their babes are a result of the artificial control category. Control go, babe go.

Guys without money should remember this ( University boys open your eyes) the moment you start spending to maintain control, you will never stop and this is a problem when you do not have money so students, graduate trainees and people without money should avoid money artificial control as much as possible. You will only wreck yourself financially, because they will only get greedier and you will find out you cannot keep up and she will use the money you have used to better her looks, wardrobe and her life to find a replacement for you. They always want to upgrade. If you have money to spend it is okay to use artificial control just make sure you do it in a responsible way, not in a way chicks will use “MUGU” to replace your name on their phones.


The last control category is true control. Maintain this level of control and you are the true guru. You are the Don Juan, the guy women trip and fall down for regardless of whether or whether not. The true control man is in control of EVERYTHING. He will not chase a babe he cannot control or who he knows will want to lord over him. Before he spends his money on a woman he makes sure that she knows who is in control and spends his money sparingly, in fact she might spend more than him. If she tells him she is in her male corpers friends house sleeping because she does not have light he laughs and tells her “I hope he knows how to screw well, I know you're probably lonely”. It might pain him inside but you will never see it, because he knows that if she finds out he is jealous he is finished, if she feels he is not jealous, she will correct herself and find call him 20 times a day to make sure he truly loves her.


The guy who shouts at his babe and tells her what sort of nonsense is that ( why should she sleep in Mr Corper-With-Generator's house) is maintaining artificial control, she will tell him she won't do it again and do it the next day and for the next 10 months, and get combed mercilessly by Mr. Corper-With-Generator and his colleagues. It takes 10 minutes for a quickie and that place does not have a gauge you will use to measure who did and did not do when she comes back. Artificial control men and no control men should take note.

In fact most of the accomplished true control guys have barricaded their hearts a long time ago. They show affection strategically and when a chick leasts expects it. They are not always complete bast@rds, they will send flowers and call a babe to check on how she is doing but they do it strategically and sparingly. Too much of ice cream and chocolate is not good. Too much visiting of woman is not good. Calling her more than she calls you is an equally stupid idea. If she calls twice call once. What bothers other guys does not bother men of true control. Even if they love a chick they will never show it more than the chick shows it. They say I love you three times a year. This sort of guy might love a chick but still screw one or two around to ensure that he remains in control of his senses.

Sex is sex, love is a different kettle of fish. Sex helps you keep things in perspective. Screw one woman too much, you might become stupid and lose control. Fidelity is over rated my brothers, you can love a woman but don't confuse it with being faithful. If she suspects you are screwing outside, thats okay for them, just make sure you're never caught and she only suspects, suspicion is good, it keeps her on her feet, she knows she can be replaced. When she sees that text message on your phone, tell her “you are the only one for me “ and buy enough “ chocolate and flowers” and then leave her to think. But NEVER keep two chicks, you should have one chick and the occasional ones you are chopping outside to maintain perspective and self-control, that way you won't create unnecessary problems for yourself. If you are not on the financial capability of Atiku Abubakar, polygamy is a bad idea. If you can retain control without screwing outside, fine for you. But the day your woman is caught screwing outside, you will feel seriously cuckolded and feel like a fool.

A true control guy will NEVER date a woman he cannot control. A woman who does not respect you is one you have no control over, these women do not understand equality, look at the divorce rate in America ! A true control guy has ALL control but he never uses money to control too much. He never makes it about money or how much he has. Most true control guys have more money than the women they control, other much more skilled true control guys may have less money but always make sure that she knows who is boss. Because once you let a women who's money is longer than yours gain control, you are finished. A true control guy also has koboko control ( meaning he knows how to give it to her in bed, if you do not know better learn by hiring a skilled Pay As You Go or else she will leave you for the first Mr. Magic Stick). In fact koboko control is way better than money control. Look at Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Honsou, you go no say na koboko dey at work, no be by fine face or too much money. ( No offense to Russel Simmons but he had artificial control).

A true control guy also has fashion control, he knows how to dress and be neat ( it might not be the most expensive stuff he wears but he looks smart and neat always, he has fashion sense). A true control guy also knows how to tell his babe no and stick to his no. They rarely say “I'm sorry” and always make a chick laugh or some other tactic to avoid using those words. A chicks friends will beef this sort of guy in public and on forums like Nairaland and berate their friends for dating him but will secretly dream of screwing him. It even helps when the guy acts nice to the chicks friends, but not too nice (as in we are all age-mates level, respect must be maintained at all costs, chicks know how to disrespect a guy who plays with them too much). All men should strive to attain true control. True control will give you peace of mind and undying attention.

Be wise, my brothers be wise, enough of these tears on Nairaland. These days more men come here to complain than women. This is a war we have to win at all costs. For the sake of the male reputation. For more advice, I am here all week. Remember I have been beaten before but I am now wise, I exercise true control now and take no nonsense from them. If you let them bring you down they will finish you and your village people will say it is the work of juju and your uncles and aunties.

best post ever!

darkenedrebel:
asides from the bad writers sef, female super heroes suck in general.. lol.. they are not exciting to watch jare..It's more believable seeing a heavily muscled man save a crashing plane than watching some skinny female do the same.. no disrespect to the womenfolks but it's so comical & satirical.. ..Hunger Games, resident evil & co that had female protagonists were not super hero movies...

& whoever thought of that Super girl's costume needs to go for a MRI brain scan... A so-called protector of the Universe that's supposed to be combating dangerous super-powered villains from the Phantom Zone, & yet dons a wickity wack outfit. for Christ sake she wears a miniskirt? what the hell? is that meant to seduce her adversaries or what? It's so teenage & dumb . ..abeg I'd rather patiently wait for the premiering of Prison Break 5...my 10 year old cousin can keep watching Super girl

blame the western left wingers 4 this.from their feminist,gay and now transgender agenda.just wait and see how they'll soon start pushing the pedophilia agenda.i av zero interest in action movies wit female leads always battling with their weapons of choice...bows and arrows...how convenient.probably not 2 get bloodstains on their outfits.i only want 2 see women doing sexy time on screen.that all.just look at d new so called bond girls in d new bond film from a menopausal woman 2 a man-woman.negro pls

vooyour:
lol you're such a sad little man!

this is why I like south african women.they av a well tuned sense of humor unlike their nigerian counterparts.those ones would av insulted my mother,father,sisters and so on 4 that post.av been crazy abt SA women since I heard zahara song lengoma.so where and when can we hook up so that u can sing some zulu or xhosa songs 2 me after i bury my face in your buttocks

vooyour:
no bbm sorry

u are ugly,short and fat.your look disgusts me but praise be 2 allah.av got dick 4 days 2 pound u hard doggystyle.make u scream,cum and whatnot.pm this badboy baby and get a sex experience like no other cos when it comes 2 sex no one does it better than Miggsy

an inferior creature that a woman is can never bring any glory 2 a family.all they do is bring shame and disgrace.d left wing western media is propagating lies that a woman can do what a man can do.keep calm though d anomaly will soon be rectified by d new world order headed by isil

this is what happens when u teach women how 2 read and write.they go haywire.a young woman bragging abt frequently having sex wit her boyfriend.this is d civilisation my grandfather gave his life for?this is why I believe d best place 4 a woman is d kitchen.I also believe women shld be seen and not heard.Thank God countries like saudi arabia,iran and afghanistan still exist.the men in those societies know d right way 2 control women wit an ironfist

Love Machine:
Sometimes it is good to date those set of girls cos the mature ones are running after married men and aristos,saying"they pay well than us the single guyz"They even tag us chewing gum or indomie boys.

your head dey there.young kitten feels tight and fresh while older kitten feels and smells like expired cheese.I choose young kitten anyday,anytime

OKorowanta:
What has aka said wrong?
Is there fuel in d country presently or na water una dey use?
Queue returned to our filling stations for d umpteenth time some few days ago and it's still lingering.
Nigerians have decided to adopt "suffering and smiling" as children.
I tire for una.
If we can't accept di truth then why we kon dey praise Fela and his legacies?
Dis scenario is like hiding di truth from d world that Boko haram is a Christian group and they supports orphanage homes.

nigerians remind me of an ugly woman who always wears make up and weaves and gets very upset when people see her without her make up and weaves

usermane:
You sure can bet your allowance on this?



But guys that ask you out can certainly still take advantage of it. Which lead me to conclude that fear of rejection is the prime reason

as long as u know u are right abt your assertion and I know u are right then there is no problem.have u ever asked a woman out b4 and she rejected u?do u remember how painful that rejection felt?well multiply that pain by 200,000 and that's d pain women feel when they get rejected by men.that is why women rarely if ever approach men because they are trying 2 avoid d pain that comes wit being rejected.I have rejected 3 women and seen how they turned into my worst enemies.women fear rejection d way d average nigerian fears death

Idrismusty97:
Waste of candles. How many candles were lit up when the West bomb Afghanistan hospital? They were instead debating on whether bombing an hospital is an atrocity or a collateral damage.

wat abt the bomb blasts in nigeria,iraq,yemen,libya,egypt,kuwait,lebanon,somalia,iraq,more than 100 palestinians shot dead by d israeli army in a month when they could have been easily arrested.lighting candles my ass!

Menace2Society:
Wise one wat about innocent masses?

civilian casualties same as d civilian casualties bombed by french aircrafts in somalia,syria etc. in this world u get wat u give.france and d french people are gettin' exactly wat they deserve

phyllosilicate:
How did Alqaeda started? The west trained Bin Ladin to fight Russia.

How did Isis started? The west forced regime change in the middle east: remove Sadam, only recently did Blair appologised, remove Ghadafi, now lybia is a war turn country; tried to remove Asad give weapons to "moderate" Jihadist to fight.


The west is simply ripping what they sowed,

Exactly

Kestolovee95:
The middle east should be made a concentration camp where no one comes in or gets out after all muslims are deported there.

nonsense post.western countries are always poke nosing in ME affairs because they need d middle east 4 its large oil reserves.its also a similar situation in africa.less dilly dallying in middle east affairs by d west less instability in the middle east but that will never happen in my lifetime

slimz10:
That country is a relatively peaceful country.
Imagine a country that have not experienced any crisis to witness this.

Thou human life has lost its value in all the country you mentioned but that does not mean we should not sympathise with them.

negro pls.france is a so called peaceful country yet it sponsors insurrections in other countries which causes d deaths of thousands sometimes millions e.g rwanda inorder 2 gain from the fallouts.karma is a bitch,france is gettin' wat it deserves

Oduduwaboy:
Oloribiruku ! Arab wannabe !! ...but are black na .

am agnostic.was born in a christian fam.oyibos are no angels.I remember when d charlie hebdo attacks happened and africans were feeling sorry 4 d french.a few months later thesame magazine had an issue depicting black africans drowning in d mediterrean sea.if d attackers like dey can kill everyone in france.I don't give a damn

Oduduwaboy:
This is not yet on front page ? Has the virus of political correctness also infected Nairaland ? okay o...continue !

no it hasn't.if it gets 2 the frontpage.d fundamental issues causing these attacks won't be discussed and d thread will turn 2 muslims this and muslims that.islamabad and so on

NOBODYY:
The world would have been a better place without islam
If only Abraham didn't sleep with his slave & give birth to ishmael...

hiroz this is d response 2 your last post.its posts like this that will never let dis thread get 2 d frontpage

CFCfan:
Ewww at the pubic hair.
Your analysis won't prevent Secretary Clinton from becoming the next US president. And men have also made calamitous mistakes with respect to foreign policy. The Vietnam, Iraq (2003) and Libya debacles took place with men at the helm.

u don't like pubic hair?u a paedophile ? Amusin' how d abnormal has become normal

PappyMason:
I expect coordinated attacks to follow in Sweden, Germany, Denmark and Belgium very soon.

Markets will crash.

very good.serves dem right.europe have always had blood on her hands.d chickens have come home 2 roost

slimz10:
over 150 according to CNN

and so wat?if d attackers like dey shld kill everyone in france.I see bomb blasts and attacks like dis and larger death tolls in iraq,pakistan,lebanon and nigeria almost everyday.why doesn't it generate dis kind of news traction?d french have blood on their hands.dey can all burn.I don't care

Brandnew2:
At least you know about it.
She claims she knows nothing.
Unfortunately, she had the opportunity to be a good ambassador of her country and then she comes up from a tribalist angle.
How i wish Africans could see themselves as one and the same.

#Say no to tribalism and Xenophobia.

u are childish & annoying.wat has tribalism & xenophobia got 2 do wit this?d same country diff cultures,ethnicities & beliefs & practices d same as nigeria.she doesnt know wat she doesn't know.if u are so interested in this marriage google it & quit being a jerk

HomieQuan:
let them keep playing hard to get till they r 40

dey aren't really playin hard 2 get.dey just fear rejection cos dey are super cowards

uchebest2006:
Sometimes i wonder wat kind of pleasure this guys get for been a gay.
This thing irritate me!!! Why not get a lady for Christ sake.God for create another man out of Adam.
This is devilish!!!

we don't need no ladies.only ourselves.if u don't like it.kindly go jump in a lagoon

Nature8:
Imagine a nigga f.ucking a nigga.. Disgusting!

it is heavenly not disgusting

Eyekandi:
Gosh! How this thing take dey sweet

d way prick is sweet 4 u women.dats how its also sweet 4 us.u ladies can't b enjoying & monopolizing sweet prick alone anymore.no way

wisdomguy4u:
Any guy who click that link to view the uncensored pix is either a gay or a potential gay. Homo ! You wan look your fellow man prick .

hypocrite!did u not click on d pic too & c their pricks?I clicked on it & I loved wat I saw.do your worst gaylord

obum88:
See their small prickk

their pricks are big enough 4 me