₦airaland Forum

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You all bars are lacking/ but I'm about to give you all cats ah spanking/ for boring me with immature rapping/
. . moment I take it to "another level" . . Patoranking!!/

You blind frogs are wacker/ you write-ups ain't smarter/
I make light work of starters/ so you all better fly off to Lafia
. . before I search and hunt you abokis down. . like IPOB in Abia!

I drop eye popping stanzas, while the lame scripts that y'll make,
Inspire only wacks to think that you great/ one more hate speech on the page, then I ll be sealing his fate/
. . cos they ll all think his Nnamdi Kanu, when I send naija army to surround and lay seige at his gate!/

You shouldn't feel that we mates, cos I'm who your chic could barely resist/
She goes mad over me when she's getting the d!ck/
. . but even "Runtown" knows she won't still go "mad over you" even if she's mentally sick!

2 years off, and I'm still leaving you nerds pounded/ with the words I ve sprouted/
. . flows too advanced for y"ll, you could circle my lyrics with your skull, and still won't get your heads around it!/

You guys can't test the verbs I tailor/ with your brown teeth, your stinking mouth cant breath a verse thats greater/
You all need to go brush up, till we see your tooth "All brighten" . . and it ain't the "Leicester player"!/

Got my eyes on any stuff that you launch/
I let my surveillance cover your lodge/
. . but if that's not even enough
I ll place my Rolex above y'all, and put you jesters under my watch!

You just a pathological liar/ claiming you maim and stop forces with ire/
. . When your anger has never caused damage, cos you still won't "blow hot" if you laced your punches with fire!/

This is cool stuff

UnknownT:
Ehyah.... Those years of NTA AM Express, with Sadiq Daba, late Yinka Craig, Katherine Edoho ( Frank Edoho's ex-wife), and Miriam Anazodo (Charles Anazodo of Supersports wife)

Dayum

These guys were good, I remember the song they did with Ruggedman and Pasuma Wonder way back

Konko ja bele

These guys still dey drop? Great!

Rivers State again, what will one not hear from Rivers?

Hehehe, you still come around this place? Nice one. Looks like you now a baby mama?

mama1kemi:
me no stranger y.all killed this section it hurts

You are, who the hell is Mamakemi?

Boy!! Been a long time coming.

mama1kemi:
Y'all caused (cursed) it..amadioha testify 2014,here was filled with eagles. some tse tse flie Rhyming to get to d top..like streetwise Old memories from the past..resides
But all changed. Ibime left..mikuz dead,at poor aged

Who are you?
Beware, my lyrical wizardry awe strangers!

Lovely lips, great shape!

They have already gotten to Rivers! It's just a matter of time, they ll overrun this country.

11+ odds

3SQD8PV

azakwangz:
Can someone pls help me out I try to open a bet9ja account when I try to activate it through my email it kept saying registeration failed

What can I do to open the account pls

Create a new email address and give it a try. I used to have similar wahala.

Sure 2.5 odds

1. Borussia Mönchengladbach - Borussia Dortmund

Under 4.5 goals


2. FC Bayern München - FSV Mainz 05

1X and Over 1.5 goals


3. AZ Alkmaar - FC Twente Enschede

1X and Over 1.5 goals


4. Espanyol Barcelona - Atletico Madrid

X2 and Under 4.5

gmajor10:
Green all the way

My nigga, I hope say you play am.

gmajor10:
3RVRRYM

Straight outta of village, edit, remix, remove, add.... When it drops don't come begging.

Modified : 3RVVSLP

Must win this weekend :
3RVDWBM 3RT9W2M 3RPJ88H 3RS99XF

Psg don kill person!

In response to this thread : www.nairaland.com/3743965/5-reasons-why-should-write
I would like to use this golden opportunity to enlighten Nigerians on why any aspiring accountant should write ACCA exams instead of ICAN.

Before I continue, I will like to say here that comparing ACCA to ICAN is like comparing Ronaldo De Lima to Emile Heskey. Ignorance is really not bliss!


1. RECOGNITION

It goes without saying that ACCA being a global body for accountants is recognised in almost every part of the world. If you aspire to live and work in/outside Nigeria then ACCA is the answer. In June 2016 ACCA had 188 000 members and 480 000 students from 178 countries. There is little wonder as to why the body is growing in leaps and bounds globally. ACCA is not recognised in only a few countries.

2. EXAM FLEXIBILITY

ACCA exams are highly flexible. They are both computer and paper based. Furthermore,In Nigeria the first three exams are offered in an on-demand computer based format. This incredibly increases your pass rate since you are working at your own speed, time and convenience.

3. QUALIFICATIONS AND CERTIFICATES

On your road to becoming an ACCA member you have a chance of grabbing a number of certificates and qualifications before being awarded a B.sc and/ M.sc(Hons) in Applied Accounting from Oxford Brookes University, UK. Qualifications includes : Awards of excellence, Diploma in Accounting and business, Advanced Diploma in accounting and business.
Furthermore, every year ACCA offers scholarships to 5 students who attain a certain performance.

4. EASY TO PASS

It is below average students who prepare badly that always complain about ACCA being difficult. I don't know if it's because of our poor educational system or those who enrol for a ACCA in Nigeria are just below average.
With a study material and a revision in 3-4 months you get awarded an accounting diploma which qualifies you as a junior accountant after passing just three on demand computer based exam exams. Flexibility!

5. STUDY MATERIALS

ACCA study materials are the easiest to get for any professional accounting exam online - with just a phone call you can get any hard copy study text/ kits of your choice at your disposal. It took me two days to order and receive F6 FA2016.
Let me also add that there are a lot of ACCA free learning resources/ classes online. For example Opentuition, LSBF and YouTube offer free lectures videos and class notes tailored according to ACCA syllables from F1-P6.


Please my fellow ACCA students don't be moved. You are on the right path. Hardwork and a determined heart will get us there. You don't need to waste money paying for ACCA lessons when there are a lot free lectures online, waiting for you to download them. Just get your study and exam kits and do a lot of practise. Goodnight to us!

Superrman:
pple never survive the massacre by young boys and reading, this one still dey drop code

Lwkm

Reading don score

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1. 15.04.17 17:30

SK Rapid Vienna - SCR Altach (Under/Over 1.5 goals)
Customer type: Over @ 1.30
Result:


2. 15.04.17 15:00
Watford FC - Swansea City (Double chance and Under/Over 4.5 goals)
Customer type: Watford FC/Swansea City and Under 4.5 goals @ 1.55
Result:

3. 15.04.17 15:00
Stoke City - Hull City (Double chance and Under/Over 4.5 goals)
Customer type: Stoke City/Hull City and Under 4.5 goals @ 1.50
Result:

4. 15.04.17 15:00
Ebbsfleet United - Eastbourne Borough (Both teams to score)
Customer type: Yes @ 1.60
Result:

5. 15.04.17 19:45
FC Barcelona - Real Sociedad (Double chance and Under/Over 4.5 goals)
Customer type: FC Barcelona/Real Sociedad and Under 4.5 goals @ 1.65
Result:

6. 15.04.17 17:30
Atletico Madrid - CA Osasuna (Under/Over 3.5 goals)
Customer type: Under @ 1.45

Odds : 11

Tecno Camon CX Specs and Price




Tecno Camon CX (a.k.a Tecno Camon C10) is the 2017 top of the line member of Tecno’s Camon CSeries family of camera-focused phones. It is a direct successor of the Tecno Camon C9 and offers a stripped down and sleeker variant called the Camon CX Air. Tecno Camon CX runs on Android 7.0 and is powered by a MediaTek 1.5GHz octa-core chipset.



-5.5-inch IPS Display, 1080 x 1920 pixels (400ppi)
-1.5GHz octa-core Mediatek CPU with 2GB RAM
-Android 7.0 (Nougat) with HiOS
-16GB Storage with support for memory card up to 128GB
-16MP Rear Camera and 16MP Front Camera
-4G LTE (up to 150Mbps)
-Fingerprint Sensor (Rear)
-3200 mAh Battery with Fast Charging



Display and Camera

Tecno Camon CX sports a 5.5-inch display with 1080 x 1920 pixels resolution. This puts it at the same size and pixel density as its predecessor.

Camera and photography has always been the strength of the Camon series and with a 16 megapixels camera on the back, the Tecno Camon CX is carrying on the legacy. The C9 came with a 13MP camera. So, if raw specs is anything to go by this new camera should offer some improvement.


Tecno Camon CX Rear

Tecno Camon CX sports an equally impressive 16 megapixels camera with dual-LED flash on the front. This means both cameras are bound to be great for photography and selfie enthusiasts. The rear camera features a Ring flash.

Hardware and Software

Tecno Camon CX runs Android 7.0 (Nougat) on the 1.5GHz octa-core Mediatek chipset. The smartphone has 2GB RAM and 16GB internal storage. It supports up to 128GB microSD memory card.

Tecno Camon CX has a fast fingerprint sensor that unlocks your phone in as little as 0.1 second. Tecno Camon CX supports 4G LTE on all LTE networks in Nigeria including Glo, MTN, NTel, Etisalat, Smile, and InterC.

The Tecno Camon CX will launch in 22 countries across Africa, including Nigeria, Kenya, Ghana, Egypt, Cameroon, Tanzania, Uganda, Rwanda, among others. It will also launch in the United Arab Emirates (UAE).

Tecno Camon CX Specs

Here are a few specs of the Tecno Camon CX Phablet:

General Features

Platform: Android 7.0 (Nougat), HIOS
Processor: 1.5GHz octa-core Processor (Mediatek chipset)
GPU: –
Memory: 2GB RAM
Colours: Blue, Pink, Gold
Dimension: 152.8 x 75.8 x 5.6 mm
Weight: –
SIM Type: –
SIM Count: Dual SIM, Dual Standby
Display

Display: 5.5-inch Touch Display, 1080 x 1920 pixels (400 ppi)
Screen Protection: –
Camera

Rear Camera: 16 MP Camera, 1080p HD Video
Rear Camera Features: Ring Flash, Autofocus
Front Camera: 16MP Camera, Dual-LED Flash
Storage

Built-in Storage: 16GB Storage
Memory Card Support: Yes, up to 128GB
Bundled Cloud Storage: –
Network Support

2G GSM: Yes, 900/1800 MHz
2G CDMA 1X: No
3G WCDMA: Yes, 900/2100MHz
3G CDMA EVDO: No
4G LTE: Yes, LTE Band 3(1800), 7(2600), 20(800), 28A(700), 40(2300)
Internet & Connectivity

GPRS: Yes, up to 48kbps
EDGE: Yes
3G/WCDMA/HSPA: Yes
HSPA+: Yes
CDMA EVDO: No
4G LTE: Yes
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n
Wi-Fi Hotspot: Yes
Bluetooth: Yes, Bluetooth 4.0 with A2DP
NFC: No
Infrared Blaster: No
USB Port: Yes, microUSB 2.0
Messaging

SMS/MMS: Yes
Instant Messaging: Yes
Push Emails: Yes
Email Protocol: IMAP4, POP3, SMTP
Entertainment

Music Player: Yes, mp3, WAV, FLAC, eACC+
Video Player: Yes, MPEG4, H.263, H.264, XviD
FM Radio: Yes
Loudspeaker: Yes
3.5mm Jack: Yes
Navigation

Navigation: Yes, GPS with A-GPS
Maps: Yes, Google Maps
Sensors & Control

Digital Compass: Yes
Accelerometer: Yes
Proximity Sensor: Yes
Light Sensor: Yes
Barometer: No
Pedometer: No
Heart Rate Monitor: No
Gyroscope: No
Fingerprint Scanner: Yes (Rear)
Iris Scanner: No
Intelligent Digital Assistant: Yes
Motion Sensing / Gesture Control: No
Voice Control: Yes
Other Features

Video Streaming: Yes
Active Noise Cancellation: No
Wireless Charging: No
Water Resistant: No
Dust Resistant: No
Image Editor: No (download at store)
Video Editor: No (download at store)
Document Viewer: Yes
Document Editor: No (download at store)

Battery: 3200 mAh Li-ion Battery (Non-removable)
Price - N68,599
Buy now on konga - Buy Now

Seems he didn't get enough breastmilk as a baby.