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Limerick:
My name is limerick, and I want to battle elymaxiimus, ibime, mikuz, gray line, kr0ne and jason

Good, tomorrow 8pm 20 lines!

Oboy wetin dey happen?

007Bruce:
Mikuz where are you?.... No time, i'm going off, soon.

Abeg ibime go help me post my verse.

Reyginus:
We have a match guys..

https://www.nairaland.com/2759526/regular-battle-mikuz-vs-007bruce

I swear you pasted that link before I even created it.

Check . . .

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 8pm, Wednesday 25 November 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

007Bruce:
wednesday..... How many Bars?

Cool, 20 lines please!

007Bruce:
Fight they hungry me.... Mikuz? ELYMAXiimus?

I accept, when will you be free?

coogar:
you are correct! very correct! hell hath no fury like a woman scorned......big men like tyson, 2pac, etc all went down cos of women. however, where's the loyalty? i never mistreated this chic. no violence, threats or what not. why is she so determined to make me suffer?

Dayummmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about Naija celebs?

ZLUK:
Guys check out my awww cover
www.naijalumia.com/music-pezy-shelah-pezyshelah-all-i-want-awww-cover/

This is ddope!
I'll love to hear more of your tracks!

Holy Jehoshaphat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Following closely!!

grayline:
na only bring mikuz back thread u see na, you have no idea what went down behind the scene before you were reinstated..

like i said before, if i ever create a battle thread, make you delete am.. e go do you like film trick..
your job is to regulate threads, not mainly create them.. i don't know why this is so hard for you to digest..

OK, we shall see about that here on in.

coogar:
thunder go fire anyone wey put my golden lines as dumblines.
do you guys think it's easy to write bars that one or two people won't find iffy?

the only bar that should be here everyday of the week is "team mar ya". 80% of mikuz's bars should be here. mikuz's last battle is the only clean script he's got in his entire catalog.

You just can not live without mentioning my name.

grayline:
let me refresh your memory.. the only reason you are still a mod here is because of me..that's a fact.
https://www.nairaland.com/1862623/attention-seun-new-mod-needed

but you can keep on feeling like sanni abacha.. imposing rules and dictating. you can also ban me if you want.. but trust me dude..i go treat your fucck up easily..

Buhahahahaha, the only reason?
Lololololol

kr0ne:
Wait make we start the show first. Na Obainojuju be my target.
Lemme pop the thread then.

Lol OK.

kr0ne:
I don hear all your audio jare. All of us dey the same shoe. Abeg, help us pop sign up thread.

I never hear your own sef, abeg post link.

kr0ne:
Mikuz, help us create a sign up thread for the audio tourney please.

I think you should do it yourself. I go moderate am cos I no too get chance to organise am now abeg.

kr0ne:
Wetin happen?

Na who you dey call wacko? So you never hear my latest?

grayline:
seems you have a short memory.. delete my battle thread and see how long you will stay as a mod here..

i don't know why you think can impose a rule that is against the nairaland rule. your job is to moderate threads.. you have no right to to stop any nlander from creating thread..

It's best you watch your mouth. If you keep making unguarded comments you ll post your subsequent messages with another moniker.

sinizia:
Mikuz, can you please remove the insults in my post explaining myself to Obainojazz and let the post be. Just replace the insults directed at Jig with something non-insultive and unhide my post if the insult made you hide it. I'd appreciate it if you do me this favor.

Don't worry, just modify the insults and we're good, but the next time anyone insults or accuses you wrongly in this section just report the post and leave everything to me.

grayline:
Are you for real

Forget that your number 1 rule. We don't need to wait for a mod before we create thread. Battle or no battle.

No wahala, we ll see If I'm real or not when you create a battle thread.

kr0ne:
Can you guys stop calling Sinizia a dickrider, please? Iceskidd, I'd greatly appreciate it if you take down that post. Thank you.
Jason21/Itsnotoveryet, you're becoming troublesome nowadays, and it's quite unlike you. Please take a chill pill and stop meddling in other people's affairs.
Have a nice week ahead, y'all!
And, hey! Can we still kick our audio tourney? All the wackos:-
JigsawKillah
Obainojazz (your own case is terrible)
Llaykorn
Muhgd
Elymaxiimus
Liricyst
Ksslib
Mikuz
Heywhizzyy
Airmark
Dj5Naira
Sinizia
Funlord
Supermiy
Raplinx999
Etc. . .

Mtcheeeeeeeew . . .

Jigsawkillah has been banned for 2 weeks for referring to Sinizia as a dickrider. Icekidd you ll cop yours too if you fail to watch it.

Sinizia if you cannot write without pasting insults then refrain from posting in this thread. You were making alot of sense until you started chatting abusive words. SMH!

There's already a chat room.

Raplinx do not make me hide your post again.

It's been a stressful and hectic weekend for me but before I hit the sack let me say these :

1. No member of this section is allowed to create battle threads apart from the moderators.
2. Banning voters from voting in ones battles ll no longer be tolerated.
3. A winner in a battle can ONLY be announced after 7 legitimate votes have been recorded.

Signed :
Mikuz

I ll handle this issue later.