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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 3:58pm On Nov 22, 2016
Smh
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 4:06pm On Nov 19, 2016
JigsawKillah:

you've returned to get cremated by a newer generation of NL textcees?
lol
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 10:43am On Nov 19, 2016
JigsawKillah:

looks like someone got threatened eh? nice stuff
Lol, not me mhen. No time
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 7:06pm On Nov 18, 2016
Time on my hands . . .
my fellow guys stop stalking that babe in your coast. . .
you guys should take this and quote,
this goes to you blokes who stalk any girl you trace on the road,
she might even be a cultists baby who knows?
and lie to her boyfriend you desire to take off her clothes,
then he might plan to get you impaled with a spoke,
or come at you with a blade on your throat,
that girl aint worth your life or even breaking your nose,
so im creating a post,
to advise you on any babe that you scope,
who aint adhering to your sayings and toasts,
i aint saying he should make use of his soap,
or are my trying ta be fake and expose,
but she aint digging you cos you aint got any paper to boast,
cos in naija every ikenna, kalu and kelechi knows,
that they ll only agree to date you in droves,
if they see your face in a rove,
that you ve made it and pose,
with plenty pay in your coat,
i aint saying that every babe is a rogue,
but mosta them ll never be faithful to folks,
who though aint lazy but broke,
cos i ve heard of girls whose jilted lovers gave up the ghost,
so any chic who wont chat or give you her digits or maybe say her name at a go,
dont stalk, persist or go cray and provoke,
just know shes a gold digger holding a spade and a hoe.
lol

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 12:22pm On Nov 18, 2016
04kaa:
where the flow ? wetin una dey rap
lol, 04kaa in d mofuckin building
You no go rap Your Own?
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016:whiz10 Vs Kineticist***|\\\ by mikuz(m): 12:42pm On Nov 16, 2016
Cool battle, but I ll go with Kineticist

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Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Jerrythafinisher Vs Drisklef***|\\\ by mikuz(m): 12:34pm On Nov 16, 2016
Can't vote on this since both battlers stretched. i.e going beyond fifty words per bar or writing more than 250 words in total. Why?

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Rap Battles / Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by mikuz(m): 1:16pm On Nov 15, 2016
Nice, simple and easy from Pressplay but Deep got better punches I think?
MVGT : Deepthoughts

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Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Paayne Vs Blessedmarshal***|\\\ by mikuz(m): 7:01am On Nov 15, 2016
These two netcees are just too good to be paired in this round. It's a close call but Marshall edged it to me.

MVGT : Blessedmarshal
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016:rapacme Vs Mosflame ***|\\\ by mikuz(m): 6:53am On Nov 15, 2016
Rapacme did better.

MVGT : Rapacme
Music/Radio / Re: What The Next Rated Category Award Really Means - HIPTV by mikuz(m): 12:23pm On Nov 12, 2016
And he MAMA award was truly deserving and on point, since he started making waves outside this country and in Africa as a whole only recently.
Music/Radio / Re: What The Next Rated Category Award Really Means - HIPTV by mikuz(m): 12:21pm On Nov 12, 2016
This is absolute nonsense!! Because Tekno doesn't have an album do not mean that he's an upcoming artist. This award is for any artiste who started making waves under the year of review irrespective of whether you own an album or not. Tekno does not fit into this description since he has been making waves since 2012. These guys are just trying to cover up their incompetence!
Album co stardom ni

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 7:11pm On Nov 10, 2016
Rapacme you try but there's room for improvement. Wrong choice of beat, looks like it was too fast for you.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 1:01pm On Oct 30, 2016
Guys how far? what's happening around here?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 4:51pm On Sep 01, 2016
GIYAZZ:
Do before you complain.

As you can see, nobody is beefing nobody anymore. We've all outgrown that crap. Just host the tourney or cypher first.

Oga I ain't hosting anything. I don't have time to waste on no shows and unserious individuals.

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 7:25pm On Aug 31, 2016
GIYAZZ:
You're the moderator for Pete's sake. You are one prominent person who can bring it back. Host a cypher or a tourney or something. Damn!
So you guys can boycott it and try to ruin everything!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 2:12pm On Aug 30, 2016
Flow for rank! Chai!!
Rap Battles / Re: Menike's Corner by mikuz(m): 6:48pm On Aug 26, 2016
WTF?
Phones / Re: OUTDATED CONTENT by mikuz(m): 9:35pm On Aug 13, 2016
krozay:
op Na lie dats what am using now to quote u back u can see the "H" sign above my network bar

Please what's the name of your phone's font?
Celebrities / Re: Sexy Hot Photos Of Planet FM OAP Cleo (cleopatra Tawo) Birthday by mikuz(m): 6:26pm On Aug 04, 2016
Grandiloquent
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 6:58pm On Aug 03, 2016
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I see y'll dropping wack texts/ ya last stanza depicts a hungry man's verse/
But my lines and ddopeness go 'hand in hand' whilst lyrically, he's 'on his last legs'!!/

I got brute ways to kill ya/ cos I carry more arms than a new age militia/
Your girl open for a any gee who chase the sister/
Cos you can't keep a faithful gf, always having 'issues' with women . . like 2face Idibia!/

My raps never lack ovation/
Reason I trip girls from the farthest nation/
Both Arab and Haitians/ know my yard location/
but you ain't got a chick only gays give y'all mad sensation/
Ffuck Swiftkey, no wonder you always Touch pal like an Android application!

I see Obesemf tryna test a temperamental nigga/
My ammo ll make him live in fear like the residents of bida/
This very text ll kill ya/
And if it fails, I ll beat him into the shape of a kid, till you see an Infant in O . . president of Fifa!

I ve rocked every sultry diva/ I ve taken on a damn expensive dinner/ doing missionaries with them like a Presbyterian preacher/
But chicks never dig this sentimental sweeper/
Housemaids and ashis are the only @ss O rock ... Presidential villa!

I'm a hard and rugged/ one jab ll half his gullet/
Plus I'm doper than Russian athletes, I never could pass a drug test/
I don't mean to give partial jugdement/ but the b@stard puppet/ never held a larger pocket/
. . like the House of reps, he could rap his cash with Always Ultra and he still won't pad his budget!/

Don't make me unleash my cannibal rage/
He's a broke tailor earning a paltry amount of wage/
So no matter how much he brag on this page/
We ll always know that this 'Goose sew'... but it ain't in 'Zamfara state'!/

. . . but the plays that ah dispatch/
are leaving him more bemused than a cop with no station and a badge/
Plus he ll be left in an 'Emergency' status when we clash/
Cos as I shoot, surgeons ll only have bullets to 'Feel in the nigga' . . Akon and Dbanj!/

I rattle this heathen/ call boys to leave him battered and bleeding/
But if they delay his torture, I ll smack him with a GPS device, just to 'fast track' his beating!/

I'm so prolific, I got text for days/
My rhymes majestic, the lyrical head of state/
Plus my mets and plays/ make vets prostrate/
And I got all ma CDs flattened, the way I 'set the records straight'!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 11:59am On Jul 19, 2016
sosiqdude:
Mikuz I see you ✌✌

Boss I hail o!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 11:58am On Jul 19, 2016
MOSflame:








I will try to put more effort bro...

You dey try.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 5:39pm On Jun 30, 2016
Let's have some action please - Hydrog3n vs Dj5naira
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 6:04pm On Jun 26, 2016
Haha
Phones / Re: Itel It1503 Discussion Thread by mikuz(m): 5:55pm On Jun 26, 2016
Good thread, but what the function of xposed installer
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 4:12pm On Jun 25, 2016
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This kid wanna fight but he could hardly deliver/
Blabbing alot when he's lacking the liver/
Just gave him a chance to tackle the rapping redeemer/ and he's starting to shiver/
Coogar hammered the nigga/
His wack puns exposed him as a massive deceiver/
He tried to part C till Coogar tossed his @ss in a river/
He's flexing his muscles/ when his response is awful/
Soak him in 'yeast', for 'fermenting' trouble!/
I'm spitting thunder/ how I make critics ponder/
If he compares me to himself . .
. . then they ll welcome this gee in yonder/ when I make the gun sing like Stevie Wonder/
But if it 'boils down' to owning solid flows . . then I ll drown him in steaming water!!/
I'm twice lethal as a spitting cobra/
But if you escape when I come at you/
I ll send cult boys to electrocute you for a paltry sum . . call it a 'shock value'!/
I rule this fake's terrain/ have him laid in vain/
If he's getting married in the West, say Ukraine/
I ll storm the wedding, shooting from a makeshift crane/ he ll escape through a spacy train/
. . cos as I aim to maim/ he ll abandon the marriage and flee from the 'European Union' like Great Britain!/
I bring hell to thee/ till I make your hitmen to flee/
I'm the type that ll split his thin legs in three/ if we 'standoff' . . cos it wont sit well with me!/
The beating ll give your body a reform/
Your girl sucks me like real pporn/
No 'TV drama' . .
. . she let me infuse inside her on the sofa . . call it a 'seat ccum'!/
Soon as I bring the toasters to him/
I'll open his spleen/
Shoot at this ffag like Omar Mateen/ and send him to his forefathers . . so he can find his roots . . like he solving geometric mean!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Rate My Lyrics by mikuz(m): 1:34pm On Jun 25, 2016
Decentpee:

yeah, i don't know if m ryt or not but i mean the latest flow 4 rank tread

There is only one main Flow for rank and it's been there for years. That's the one we are using.
Rap Battles / Re: Rate My Lyrics by mikuz(m): 9:46am On Jun 25, 2016
Decentpee:


Okay........ But pls hw do i locate flow for rank tread for the sixth month?

Sixth month?
Rap Battles / Re: Rate My Lyrics by mikuz(m): 6:59pm On Jun 24, 2016
Decentpee:

yeah, it is... Tnx

I like your material - but you need to sharpen your skills.
Rap Battles / Re: Mtn Project Fame Season 9 by mikuz(m): 11:04am On Jun 24, 2016
Upload it in a better site, I couldn't download.
Rap Battles / Re: Rate My Lyrics by mikuz(m): 10:57am On Jun 24, 2016
I like this. Is it a true life story?

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