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Quickie . . . Ichie of rap





Illscripts is speaking wrong/
He claims he gets praises when the crowd give me more/
cos 'Pros' is another wordie he took from this witty don/
. . . so like 'pilfering s3xtapes' . . this ninja is known for 'stealing puns'!/
I bring in glocks that are really long/ in order to leave him gone/
I make him breath his last . . cos I send 'chills down his spines' . . to freeze his lungs!/

Murphy knows I thrill with fun/ hes just one of my students/
I kill what hes thinking cos I ex-tort (X thought) . . like I was getting Murphy looted!/
So 'Scripts will be gone real soonest/ cos on the mic I'm the phocking rudest/
I got rows of bullets . . but he only got one . . like a Russian roulette!!/

Hommies know ma level be/ higher than this fearful Gee/
like his fathers second wife . . Sleak would be served with murder . . If he tries to step to me!/
With the arid way hes just penning scripts/ its evident that hes a born pessimist/
I come first here, Ibimes second . . .
. . . and hes the 'sixth äss' . . so by now you must know hes a 'nun' entity!!/
You Sleakid always spits generic . . You impress none/
cos you bit that naira sign line . . You big assed monk/
. . . Its a bar we already 'know-well' like the 'title of that christmas song'!/
My cool antics/ school faggits/
I could give a hundred of whoop slashes when I battle . . but Sleak can only manage two slashes!/
I spew crack ish/ so the fans love me cos Im good at it/
Hes not bold enough to 'step up to the plate' . . cos he rhymes with spoon tactics!/
Any rap that he spits/ theres always a link to show cats that he bit/
but taking ya girl out . . the only time you see me hang in the streets!/
In audio diss I shame the lad with defeat/ make the judges put the track in repeat/
He aint clever . . so like he got no grains . . hes lacking the 'wits'!!/

Drop a freestyle . . .

Sleak please tell ya wife to remove that pix.
Some peeps here no dey type like they used to before.

Na her elder sis be that . . .

Choi . . .

quivah: Am in

Is that your pix . . .?

Meta4element: mikuz homie...tenks 4 unbannin...and sleakid pesin no be skinny...or ah u wish!n hm 2 geht Aidz?....GOD 4BID!!!...hehehehehe

Turn it up/
. . .Warning shots/
to Murphysmallz . . . !!/



I'm widely known for tucking guns/ so it's a must that Ill end murphysmallz/
You should also get a handglove . . cos you prolly 'sucks'/
I call the shots/ to get him floored with slugs/
Ill still script iller than him . . even if they tie my thumbs with cuffs/
I'm so phucking drugs/ Ill beat him and have Ojo record the loss/
It's like I'm sprinting on sawn woods . . the way I run these boards!/
I stun his whöre/ I press her . . but she suck me more/
shes always on ma cue . . cos I got the kinda balls she loves/
You awry dawgs/ can't spit lovely puns/
I'm making more greens . . than footballing turfs/
I'm talking tough/ while I'm dropping thors/
I 'phrase' lines to prick y'all with 'claws'/
so someone should warn this bros/
. . . before I turn the lame to a walking corpse!/

LOL

Typhoon we don't have to follow everything on fb. Every site has it's own criteria for judging battles. The said criteria have been in existence since this section was created.
FLOW and VOCABULARY are not the same!
The reason why vocab was brought in by the pioneers is prolly because most of us are students. So textees (mostly students) can improve their vocab skills by mere battling.
Again we strife to make battles entertaining,educative and peotic.
Thanks.

Meta4element: Mayne jez cAme all tah way 4rm rapdogs 4 h!a buh aLL am seein iz 4qukd Up ish!!!...mikuz bro i nd Brownee ain't Gud peepz in 2go--we jez lyke Cat and Mice buh Brownee iz an Admin in RD and dats hasen't qive hm tah opportunity 2 Barn....bro u act was Ch!Ldish 2 tah Core...ah ain't bLoFin buh G!vin u ReeeeeaaaaL Facts!!!...ah kno 4 ur Mind nau u be finkin of bannin me cos av Told u tah real truth...buh dnt BODa 2 barn cos av ah don barn ma self#WORD!#

Drop a freestyle at Flow for rank please.

murphysmallz: Mikuz I c/o u! If I win u unban sleakid

I swear. You're the only true friend sleakid has.
I just unbanned him.
Keep it up.

khimwhyte: part of yah rules and regulation huh? Power dey sweet u well well.

Even a toddler would realise I was joking when I said that. Ask dj5naira how many times I have jokingly said Ill hide all his post if he continues rapping. Ask Ibime if I haven't jokingly said Ill ban him if he continues picking at Dbr. All these were done were? . . . FFR!!!

Anybody who wants to leave because of the ban is free. This place is better off with less people. There was a time in this section it was just me,Dbr,dj5naira and Ibime. Things were lovely. Every fight was settled in flow for rank. I remember Ibime and Dj5naira calling me skinny and gap-toothed. Did I ban them?
Sleakid has all the right to post whatever he likes about me or anybody so long as he does it in flow for rank.
. . . and I equally have the right to do same.
If he had gone to FFR to do something like this :

Mikuz is too skinny/ the guy is a weakling/
I slit his throat if he tries to beef me/

I'd surely come and type . . .

Sleak is ugly/ eczema full for im body/
Hes a rooster . . trying to be cocky/

Thats it we keep going back to back with each other. Entertaining y'll at the same time settling our beef. There won't be any need for ban and things would go jejely and nwayorly.
Thats why this is RAP SECTION.

It was when y'll came that disputes started going outside FFR and battles.

khimwhyte: Hehehehe... Evil grins. And u banned b'amour. That's d first person you banned for no good reason.

Go and read NL rules if you haven't.

[quote author=KAST¡EL-K¡LLz]Like wtf! U skinny? So what? U qot a smaLL dick -- so what aqain? Dude! Ur ßeinq chIldish and tz annoyinq -- Seriously -tz like ma little cousin decidinq to staß me with a knife cuz ah called her fat ! ---#Dis iz cyßer -þeeþs say alotta shid wen dey're pissed and we aLL take lotta insults ...ßuh ßanninq a 'G' cuz u qot tha power iz fuqked up! ...ßuh wait oh! Like tinx like dat dey pain u? Dont u caLL him a ßiter and a wack textcee ? ..ok! If tz dat ..ßan urself too! Cuz ur also quilty ...mayne! Am disappointed at this place ..tot u quys wer matured and aLL ..quess ah was wronq | sleak is one of tha reasons many niqqs from fß and 2qo are ere ... U dont want 'em aLL to leave? Simply unßan im and return this place to tha way tz supposed tah ße ..cuz dis place has chanqed ..jujinq system --and false accusations and aLL --| ----noin'said --#FADED -----[/quote]Y'll can leave for all I care. Sleakid is the first person I banned in Rap section. You can call people names but there's a limit and he overstepped it.
You keep calling me childish,immature and all that cos you think I type like that. Thats understandable, did I ban you? but if you think because I'm immature you can call me big nose or yam head thats where you get it wrong.

khimwhyte: and what about you callin him an illiterate? Wats the difference if he calls u skinny? If u aint skinny den dat shuldnt bother you just as it doesn't bother him cos he's not an illiterate. See power.

Illiterate? He calls me a f00l,wack,looser and all that because he thinks a type like a fo0l,wack or a looser. Thats understandable cos tempers can flare. I call him wack,biter and illiterate cos I think he types like one. But then I cannot come here (an online public forum) and call him ugly,fat,big headed or anything that has to do with his physique. Thats because whether he is ugly,big headed and all that it directly has nothing to do with if hes a biter or not. What has being skinny got to do with me being a wack and a looser like he claims?

[quote author=KAST¡EL-K¡LLz]are u kiddinq me! Did mikuz just fuqkinq bann me cuz ah created a thread aßout tha fact that he ßanned sleak? U mad? Dude! - can sum1 ße soo immature?[/quote]You wouldn't have made this statement if i truly banned you. Stop all these rants. I won't warn you again.

stacomaster: guy i tire 4 u o

Meaning . . .?
No talk pass your mouth o!

murphysmallz: Y ban SLEAKID? Men dat bleeped up!! U shouldn't ban him, has he done anytin worth bannin? Pls un ban him

Sleakid overstepped his bounds. We call each other names here; that's understandable.
Me being skinny got nothing to do with anything in NL. Thats worth banning.

murphysmallz: Mikuz! Y did u ban sleakid? Dat totally unfair! U disappointed me man, cuz ure have d power u shouldn't abuse it anyhow,if u like ban me too but I totally aint cool with bannin sleakid! Unban him pls

You're the boss. Your orders will be followed to the last letter.

murphysmallz: Mikuz wia our thread?

Chill first. Things are a lil bit tensed up. Make I sort these haters/ trouble makers.

khimwhyte: This is unfair. Mikuz and and sleakid had a lil arguement and i can recall mikuz was hyping ibime when we he quoted few of his lines sayin the sshit is for wackos like sleakid, dj5naira, maestro and e.t.c.. Was it not trouble he was looking for? Sleakid replied to that and the arguement grew bigger.. As long as we're all concerned mikuz also used insultive words on sleakid.. So why the heck would he use his administrative position to oppress sleakid by BANNING him and restricting him from postin and replying.. He prolly wants all of us to bow down and worship him maybe. Since na mikuz dan own nairaland, him go soon chop the site make we rest..

I know you're very concerned for your e-boyfriend, but
the name of the thread is flow for rank and not b¡tch for rank. You can always go to the complaints thread if you have any issue to whine about. Continue like this and you'll see what will happen.

. . . and get my name of ya pad : how many times will I tell you that?

murphysmallz: I call out MIKUZ o

Prepping thread . . . 3%

Ema prince: u be MUMU!! and u call urself a rapper..u can't differentiate real diss from a feel good music.meek was busy talking about how much money and chains he got just like his BAUCE does while cass was digging his grave.meek that only raps with the same patern,always screaming.the style ain't even his own.please read cassidy's lines well

Lwkmd

murphysmallz: Killaverse if u aint happy woth ma verse! Take a map! Go to d nearest bustop and DRIVE to hell

Please desist from making statements like this. Na God I take dey beg you. With this bitterness it is difficult to convince those who are sitting on the fence that your verdict was impartial. There was a reason why you were chosen as a judge among others who applied but didn't make the cut. Be nice . . .

MY VERD

Criteria/ Rules :

Rhymes => Killaverse

Similies/Metaphors => Killaverse

Creativity => Tie

Punchlines => Killaverse

Vocab => Khimwhyte

Wordplay => Killaverse

Flow => Khimwhyte


Murphy call me out!!!

jamez3d: okay then, i would have to email that one to ibime. still uploading . . .

Great work . . .

Tztyphoon: Oga mikuz!! Am a silent dog pls!! If my verdict dnt count here, i could em of!! I juj on wat i c here!! Khymwhyte? Mehn... I dnt knw her o !!

Save us all that.
Your last post was on January 12. ( You used it to vote for her)
You next post - 4 days later : January 16.( You used it to vote for her even though you know you aint a default voter.)


Its' obvious - Its' either you're looking for her attention by gifting her votes or you're her other monicker.
You're terrible.

Tztyphoon: Rhyme-- Khymwhyte
similes/meta4--Khymwhyte[obvious]
creativity--Khymwhyte
punchlines-Khymwhyt
vocab--Airmark,
wordplay--Khymwhyt
flow-Airmark

Who is this guy?
You don't post,create topics or so. You're never active.
You only show-up when this chick is battling to drop verdicts on her favour.
Your vote is invalid anyway.
I got my eyes on you!!

Meta4element: Sum1 shud help me awt h!a

With?