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Ibime: Hahaha. The line in bold had me loling. The others were nice too.

Its nearly Easter Sire. Anything for the boys?

I spit grandiloquent with my every stanza/
cos I aint an empty rapper/
So like 'Adokiye' . . If you witness a defender . . .
Whos charging up to the Argentine attacker . . Then you've seen 'A Messi marker'!/
I ball like Altintop/ while you all largely flop/
Y'll lowly ranked . . and Im the boss here . . . The "Oga at the top"!/
I slam you rebels/ when I handle metals/
My cash crops got me International attention . . . and ya fame is still at the grassroot level!/

Okay now lets switch the mode/ . . and critically examine this Illscripts folk/

This is not a hyping gimmick/ but if you guys remininsce/ he died in minutes . . .
After I left his thighs in pieces!/
So how can he validly claim . . that I cant reply his lyrics/
When unequivocally . . he goes entirely generic . . with every single punchline he squeezes!/
He failed to mind his business/ so now the swine is finished!/
He spits lies with his raps/ his shabby handwritting is bad/
. . . plus his eggregious in-rhyming is wack!/
And with his terrible syllables . . Its quiet disgraceful . . he used to be the dumbest child in his class!/
The moronic he manufactures all irk/ build ups,similies and metaphors are weak/
I didn't mention his haphazard rhyme scheme . . . nigga just hands up and leave!/

mikuz: Enough talking . . .
16, monoflow king.
I dont answer crank
questions . . . Im known as a guy
of class/
Carbonhydrate dudes claim they
on Pro things . . . but I dont type
for wacks/
Prekks tryna speed up
things . . . his creeping rhymes
gon' crash/
Spitting Senate flow . . . its
apparent he bites from NASS/
Dropping 'so so trash him' . . .
dude must be so high on cracks/
Rhyming 'wanting' with
'banging' . . . In English . . . he got
an F9 or pass/
Got it all . . . there's nothing this
Icon lacks/
. . . fry your äss/ then spray ya
ish with Royco . . . cos its seems
you cant spice your raps/
Got that cash flow . . . with
papers that pile on racks/
Rock Carrot Jeans that trip the
ladies . . while the swines on
rags/
ThePrekky got nothing going for
him . . . we cant even tell why
the minor brags/
Penniless boy . . . I saw him
carrying his clothes on nylon
bags/
I spit weaponised speeches . . .y'll
know my phylum blasts/
. . . so before I load my
howtizer . . . he better fly to
mars/
I never could fight empty
handed . . . nigga I bring Iron
bars/
So its best you plan a trip
asshores . . . or seek asylum
fast/

Futhermore . . . Its just unfortunate that this pesky dude/
. . . can have the guts to argue that Im wack . . but a monoflow is what he can barely do!!/
So beware . . This lyrical Pontiff can crack your jaw/
. . cos I fire rocket launchers . . .
. . . and drop shells . . according to the 'Cannon' law!/

colloquial garbage!

ILLScripts: and made d
Dumb Nerd/..."Go down"
like his "Mum's
Breasttt!!!!!/

Absolute rubbish!!

ILlscripts WTF!!

I should reply to that?
Ya creative skill is shockingly appalling. Nigga you seldom come up with anything new each time you rap. You should own an oscar for being ignominiously generic.
If I have to unshealth my sword then you'll have to come up with a better verse!!

jiggaz: Sarkodie dis... Sarkodie dat, na wetin sef? Abeg make we hear word. I think its even an insult to compare Sarkodie to M.I... Dem no be mate nah.. Sarkodie is good no doubt but he's not on the same level with M.I. He may be the Rap Messiah in Ghana but datz where it ends. He may be very popular now cos itz his time, others were there before him. Next thing we go hear now will be ''R2Bees are better than P-Sqaure''... Mtshcheeew.. One thing is dat Ghana is always competing with Nigeria but they should know dat we are way out of their league. They try for their small size, but they can never be on the same level with Naija... We have paid our dues a long time ago when there is nothing like Urban Hiphop in Africa. Lest u forget, Sarkodie is an Indegenious Rapper. He doesnt even rap in English sef. Sarkodie should be compared to Olamide or Phyno which am sure they will murder him.. Lol. Sarkodie is good but Ghanaians are making him seem as if he's the best thing dat happened since sliced bread. He is in his Musical Peak & it will soon pass. I dont blame Ghanaians though, they have neva had a BIG star dat broke out of their local music scene in Ghana. So i can understand them.

This is the only true hiphop head in this thread.

[quote author=don_chuzy]Shit...u say u b sauron bt ur lines stink even wt a roll-on,ur rhymes r weak u cnt evn go on bt look at me i go so hard when am weak i get so high,go to hell nd take a break u r so broke dat u cnt rhyme a hook[/quote]Oh Christ! Not again!!!

ILLScripts: whoop me? When d Bleep Was that? In fact,lets do it now! Beef me!!!

Your short memory is eggregious! So it would take you three days to come with a weak riposte abi?
If you want another round of beating then start it off! I'm the sickest here so if you want my throne then you've got to go first. Make sure you don't runaway this time my boy!

illscripts why are you bringing that up? Like I didn't whoop you when you stepped up to me!


Ibime . . . ?

prince what has that got to do with ffr?
I'm hiding that post right away cos na derailing you dey do so.
Have you finally gone crazy or you've started taking those hard drugs again abi?
You no read wetin others write or you no understand the title of the thread? Which one? Mouth dey scratch you.

Before I go off again . . .
sleak witido . . . . .laters



I left the game for just few days/ making business runs for dad with a smooth sidle chase/
Yet niggas still can't outplay this true ace/
Cos taking my shine is like going after a rampant Hiddink . . It's a wild 'Goose' chase!/
Now I'm making the sterling dough/ this fiery bloke/ goes barely broke/
You fakes couldn't be a 'match' for me . . even in this very month!/
You wack in the picture . . watch me fall ya frame/ could still spit iller than you at a much younger age/
I'm more like showkey . . You shiver anytime you hear "somebody call my name"!/
I inspire speakers/ cos I'm a tighter spitter/
With ya Untidy lyrics . .like Baker, my lines 'Are neater'!/
Target? Bleep hell . . . nigga you nothing 'bout target/ you don't spit with real astound talent/
You vibe with falsehood, that with ya 'lie abilities' you couldnt boast of one sound asset!/
I get this clown parted/ using a shiny light-brown matchet/
Beware . . cos like a sagging trouser . . I 'wear down' black gents/
I school you . . You yet to pay up ya tuition/
I spit General flow . . but like 50 cent . . I deliver lines with a Major distribution!/

Mikuz
08108912525

Ema prince: this girl really mean bizness with sleak..but sleak is always denying her.

@mikuz
what's up with daphantom verse up there? na your protege? how about sleak and 5naira?.seems like sleak is Moses to all these new cats here..u should be proud naa..as for daphantom..he's on a high level!

lol prince all these guys are my proteges but daphantom just stands out. At least sleak now has an improved eloquence. 5naira has a good rhyme structure all thanks to me!

sleakid: MIKUZ aint going places

Wad up protege!

Ibime: Na you train these guys. Na your proteges be this.

Oya drop one premium rhyme make I take hold myself cos this place been dead since you took leave.

Lol Ibime but this paper chase don put your boy for AWOL!
Would pop something once I'm less bussier.
BTW you drop abeg, it's been a decade you know.
You were talking about proteges?

daphantom: Quick shots at any modaphocker.....
I spew what pundits applaud/ cos my lyrics run this abode/ i beat you up. . . Behead u in a Honda. . . .Yes it happened in one accord!!/ my hits be what make u summersault/. . . .
. . . .the best is still spitting/ assault a foe in Universities. . . Thats to give em first degree beating!/ i'm the type to stick Foreign currency on yo' skin. ..and cut it out. . .Just so u loose a pound of flesh!/ kings pay me large respect!/ they know am the smartest vet/ even arithmetic genius's in syria. . Know i'm best in tha-maths-course[b]!!/
i display vast lyrical skills/ that give u the thrill. . . . .
they posses more treasures than pirates get!/i make aircraftdrawings on teaching panels . ..Just to board a private jet!!/ crizzy 'sex advertising'. . . The way he be shaking his Head !/ lets c yo verse speaking instead/ they play him mourn songs/ after i fray the poor's young/. . .
. . . .they hail my text skills/ which define what best is/ if u wanna ball. . . I could turn u to testis!/ plus u'll get schooled. . ..if u try to Test-this!/ my actions crack your ribs . . . a lyrical seyi law !/ anhilate ya wife's fam in 'court'. . .Thats to slay-in-law!/ and have this naughty lady gone/
. . . My bars bring quite the humor like charlie sheen/ i'm the type to murder deziani in a narrow street. . Just to commit an alley-sin !!/ he wants a fight..So i roughly smack him/ and i keep making waves . . . Softsheen carson !!!/

mikuz: Quickie . . . Ichie of rap
Illscripts is speaking wrong/
He claims he gets praises when the crowd give me more/
cos 'Pros' is another wordie he took from this witty don/
. . . so like 'pilfering s3xtapes' . . this ninja is known for 'stealing puns'!/
I bring in glocks that are really long/ in order to leave him gone/
I make him breath his last . . cosI send 'chills down his spines' . .to freeze his lungs!/
Murphy knows I thrill with fun/ hes just one of my students/
I kill what hes thinking cos I ex-tort (X thought) . . like I was getting Murphy looted!/
So 'Scripts will be gone real soonest/ cos on the mic I'm the phocking rudest/
I got rows of bullets . . but he only got one . . like a Russian roulette!!/
Hommies know ma level be/ higher than this fearful Gee/
like his fathers second wife . . Sleak would be served with murder . . If he tries to step to me!/
With the arid way hes just penning scripts/ its evident thathes a born pessimist/
I come first here, Ibimes second. . .
. . . and hes the 'sixth äss' . . so by now you must know hes a 'nun' entity!!/
You Sleakid always spits generic. . You impress none/
cos you bit that naira sign line .. You big assed monk/
. . . Its a bar we already 'know-well' like the 'title of that christmas song'!/
My cool antics/ school faggits/
I could give a hundred of whoop slashes when I battle . . but Sleak can only manage two slashes!/
I spew crack ish/ so the fans love me cos Im good at it/
Hes not bold enough to 'step upto the plate' . . cos he rhymes with spoon tactics!/
Any rap that he spits/ theres always a link to show cats that he bit/
but taking ya girl out . . the only time you see me hang in the streets!/
In audio diss I shame the lad with defeat/ make the judges put the track in repeat/
He aint clever . . so like he got no grains . . hes lacking the 'wits'!!/

Now tell me Mikuz aint going places!

Ibime

Lol @ premium rhyme ...

OMG

oh shiiiit. Gotta run. Laters!!

mynd quit derailing the thread. Drop your freestyle. Will you?

Deadscrollzz vs Ema prince is no doubt the most interesting battle to watch out for!!

*Mikuz licks tongue*

sleakid: Mikuz wtf.. Go post ya verdict in the T.T.C battle so i knw what next to do...
I aint gat time by my side.

WTF!! I think the first three votes should be good enough. It's not a must that all the judges must vote na. Chekina.

Ema prince: Real good!

That guy is drugs! Battle him!!

LMAO

Results :

Khimwhyte 1 vs 2 Airmark

Khim 1 vs 3 Killaverse

Murphy 2 vs 1 Sleakid

Killaverse wins 3-1

PretiEbony: Happy birthday to you dear. Hope you enjoyed ya day?

OMG!!
Thanks.
Where did you pick the thread from?

mailmalc: [size=14pt] IBIME STILL HOLDIN IT DOWN HERE. TOO MANY MINORS, WAY BELOW WHST WE USED TO DO [/size]

You're still alive?

Hehehe . . .
Thanks everyone. Really appreciate!

The Return of Friday Night Freestyle . . .

Ruth . . . would never forget her.
Had to pen this . . .



Shes the best and the saxxiest I've ever met/
With that figure of hers . . no doubt she was the sexiest/
She says my d¡ck be like tasty cheese/
. . . and when she wants to blow it she says "baby please"/
She says I know how to do tha kinda s3x she loves/
Anytime I go hard . . me I like how she raise it when it drops/
Spoit brat from a wealthy home . . shes always filled with naughty thoughts/
Her favourite is döggy . . . and when we finish she call me boss/
I never forget how she moves her palms round ma chest/
She says the sound of ma voice on phone makes her wet/
When she miss ma thing . . she always sends me lewd texts/
Called one night and told me how she wrote ma name on her brèa$ts!/
I seldom use CDs . . You know what I mean/
She never fails to scream my name whenever I'm in/
She got one pink top . . told her she looks more s3xier anytime shes in it/
So she never fail to put it on . . each time she comes on a visit/
Back then all we did was the kissing and caressing/
Until the very day I got her disvirgined/
Then me knew absolutely nothing 'bout s3x/
So I got myself goaded by my adventure loving friends/
They told me all there is and ask me to stick with the plan/
Telling me its high time I start being a man/
They told me s3x is the world's best pleasure/
Believe me it was more than peer pressure/
They used to make fun of me in class/
Saying how on earth can a girl like that fall for ma more than stupid as$/
Though they couldn't back it up with facts/
Yet they all claimed I must be using some kinda jazz/
At last I had to concede/
No other option for me but to yeild/
They gave me the script like I wasn't to leave out any line/
Most of which was me having to drug her wine/
Plan went smoothly . . did all that they said/
15 minutes after she came in she had slept/
Almost ran outta the room after I got her unclad/
but the thought of the respect ma friends would accord me drew me back/
But I finally zoomed out to call ma friends/ for help/
Asking for they assitance before she bleeds to death/
So when they all went in/
Then and there . . they believed she was truly a virgin/

KillaVerse: Flex thumbx

am Avid Wit Scriptx while u faggotx a BBitch/...xo watch me bust ya Sac wit a switch/
break ya Back and ya Hipx/..cox am packed and equipped wit "fast hittin fistx" to Blast at ya Kidx/
y'all niggx juxt a bunch of feather weightx/...while "killaVerse" be runnin wit Better Greatx/
ma knivez sever legx,wit "break up" punchex dat can make even sleakid n khim sepa~rates/
The Truth be told...ma writtenx movex dx soulx/
...xo faxt dey make d newbiex,Old...shoot me Cold/
Tx funny...Cause/ my lyricx be droppin thugx/
xo when I say dx dude "ffuckin Suckx" /...bext know am talkin to "Murphysmallz"/
*Illscriptx* be askin who d ffuck ix Me?/...but like we Goin *Acapella*...I wil *Stop hz Beat*/
cox ma Glockx wud peel and ya Blood wil spill/who d F ix Maestro?...just a *Boy With Titx*/
I Do d impossible,lyk holdin a Gun wit 2 fingerx/...and xtill pull Triggerx/
cox I spell Doom 4 U Niggax/am bext known to shoot Ninjax like *Mikuz*.....wat a *Rude Leader*/
I Aint talkin *Quick Kiss* but I "Peck Foes*.../gettin Loves wen ma Tech Blowx,evn ma Dead Folkx wunt Still Let Go/
cox I direct blowx to Dissect Domex/...I come Wit a "Lifeless Script"...Call It *Dead~Scrollzz*/
Am tha Ill Type/so if Thix Bbitch Fly?...she wunt Still Get to dix Height/
lyk kissn a *Spinnin propeller*,I'l make ya Teeth fly/...cox shex "Dull and Pale",thatx d only Time I hear *Khim WHITE*/
mindless lad.../u wunt see me Coming like a Blind Wretched Fagg/
am screwin bitchex wit Finext Swag/bt hes obviously Gon Die witout Experiencing *Errrection* cox no Gal like *Stretched MARK"/~stretch mark,AIRMARK
Am a boy wit Hit Trackx/...BAMOR'z jxt a Thug With Cheap Liex/
We'll ne'er see OJOAWO Bust wit Freestylex/...xo lyk IBIME'z *Mixplaced Trackx",I will make y'all Lost On dix Site/
xo Pay ya Duex Hater/..or I smash ur skull in d Moon to make a New Crater/
ma "keys Off d Press" like Newspaperx/...see u Dudes Later....!

Drugs!

Monoflow . . . 16 minutes . . . 16 lines

I see cats squaring to me but monoflowing is something they can't do . . . You say you flow tight . . . but we've never seen ya monoflow before . . .





No need to ask/
I spit tight fillers . . Ya build-ups will only collapse/
This here is the illest . . show me your bars/
Really . . . ? Those lines? LOL . . . You too phony to rap/
Never anonymous phuck incognito blabs/
In ya life you've never came first . . You so lowly to last/
You type comical . . niggas read ya lines prolly to laugh/
but I fire rhymes from my brain cells . . . They know me to blast/
On audio you stutter like they were choking your gats/
If you claim illness . . then you making blind arguments . . like you cloning Cohbams!/
You're a disaster still learning the ropes . . so sloppy to grasp/
You'll be a underground MC . . even if you was flown into mars/
They used to applaud you now ya glory is past/
Got a shiny record . . . I Glow with the stats/
Your best wanna test . . . I stone him with darts/
Taking photos with celebs . . I spit so fly that Im posing with stars!/