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 Phones › Re: Latest Mobile Games For Your Phone by mikuz(op): 8:11am On Dec 04, 2012 |
| Music/Radio › Re: Where Are The Nigerian Femcees? An Article By Amechi 'Double Six' Okoli by mikuz(m): 7:44am On Dec 04, 2012 |
amechi213: @Mikuz pls put up the article on ur blog and there's something I need to talk 2 u about..thanks!Yep got your mail. No wahala . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(op): 12:48am On Dec 04, 2012 |
https://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/403011_359941490769264_636765749_s.jpg A man built a room with 250 blocks and later turned it to a school,with him being the headmaster. Whenever his students offend him, he would tell them to go and give the wall 50 punches. Two students (Musa and Akpors) offended him on a day, after his orders, Musa started punching the wall. He was crying heavily but the headmaster did not tell him to leave until he finished the 50 punches. He told the second guy Akpors to go and do like wise Akpors: rubbish. Headmaster: for saying that, its now 100 punches for you. Akpors: nonsense. Headmaster: now 200 punches. Akpors went towards the wall, as he gave the wall a punch (gbooooo), a block fell down from the wall. Headmaster: what's that. Akpors: nothing...Gbooo oo(another block falls). Headmaster: you can go and sit down. Akpors: that would be total injustice, the other guy finished his punishment, i also want to finish my own...gboooo,gbooo,gboooo (bloc ks falling down). Headmaster: i said go and sit down. Akpors: that would be cheating on the other student...gbooo ,gboooo,gbooo (blocks falling down). Headmaster: can't i instruct you, am i not old enough to be your father.? Akpors: for mentioning my fathers' name, i've increased my punishment to 250 punches. The headmaster knelt down. Headmaster : my good son,take it easy, i know this building is already going down, but please pardon the foundation. |
| Politics › LB Minister Emeka Wogu Unveiled As The Beneficiary Of N2.7b Oil Subsidy Fraud by mikuz(op): 11:54pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
The Anti-Corruption Network has joined the chorus of Nigerians calling on the Chairman of the white paper Committee on the Nuhu Ribadu led petroleum Revenue Task Force Committee and Minister of Labour and Productivity, Chief Emeka Wogu, to resign for Corruption and defrauding the Government and people of Nigeria. In the alternative, President Goodluck Jonathan should fire him immediately. In a statement signed by its Executive Secretary, Dino Melaye, the group recalled that in a recent chat with the media, President Jonathan vowed to fight the unprecedented rot in the petroleum industry and to implement the reports of the various committees that have probed the oil industry. http://saharareporters.com/news-page/labour-minister-emeka-wogu-unveiled-beneficiary-n27b-oil-subsidy-fraud-through-pinnacle-co |
| Music/Radio › Re: Help About One Of 2face Idibia Song by mikuz(m): 11:15pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
Jimmygoldent: Unkind mankind by tuface idibiaI think so . . . |
| Music/Radio › Re: 40,000+ Turn Out For P-Square Concert In Ghana by mikuz(m): 11:13pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
Abrantie: BULLSHIT! Star Beer has ALWAYS been associated with Ghana. We built and own that brand. It's Ghanaian to the core. 1960... 3 years after independence... there's no way Kwame Nkrumah would have introduced a Nigerian beer into Ghana. Who was Nigeria in 1960??Now what's the link between the show and Star for Pete's sake? Quit with this please . . . |
| Music/Radio › Re: Top Three Audio Comedy Albums Of The Moment In Nigeria by mikuz(m): 11:04pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
Gordons . . . Keeping it real. 1 Like |
| Music/Radio › Re: Where Are The Nigerian Femcees? An Article By Amechi 'Double Six' Okoli by mikuz(m): 11:01pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
Naija female rappers na wa for una oh. 1 Like |
| Music/Radio › Re: Sarkodie - Gunshot (feat. Davido) [official Trailer] by mikuz(m): 10:59pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
| Music/Radio › Re: Music: Tonto Dikeh Ft Terry G – Crazically Fit by mikuz(m): 10:57pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Photo Fun (tonto Dike) by mikuz(m): 10:53pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
Hehehe . . .  |
| Music/Radio › Re: Frustrating!!! by mikuz(m): 10:13pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
austushi1: U think so? What if I cut u a deal of say 10grand?I see . . You wan pursue me from work. |
| Music/Radio › Re: POKO Baby Is Back ,alongside Terry G by mikuz(m): 9:58pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hw Smart 'r You by mikuz(m): 1:26pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
anonymous419: Wat if I threw a banana ontop d coconut treeDon't mind him. Mumu OP. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Frustrating!!! by mikuz(m): 12:58pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
austushi1: Lol! U need to apologise n the way I can accept ur apology is; if u paste my music link in d front page, for comments.You're apparently on a long thing . . .  |
| TV/Movies › Re: Mr Ibu Vs Osuofia: Who Is A Better Movie Comedian? by mikuz(m): 12:56pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
Osuofia all the way. 3 Likes |
| Music/Radio › Re: What's Your Best Song/video Of The Year 2012 And Why? by mikuz(m): 12:51pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
2013? . . .which year are you in? |
| Music/Radio › Re: Nigeria Info FM Begins Transmission In Port Harcourt by mikuz(m): 12:49pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
Waoh. Hope this new addition promises to be fun. |
| Science/Technology › Re: The World Will Not End In 2012 - NASA by mikuz(m): 12:40pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
Let's keep our fingers crossed. |
| Events › Re: Winners Of Nigerian Broadcasters Merit Awards by mikuz(m): 12:37pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
afam4eva: Did anyone see this?Yes oh my brother . . .  |
| Phones › Re: Latest Mobile Games For Your Phone by mikuz(op): 12:10pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
| Nairaland General › Re: Nominations For Moderator Of The Year 2012 by mikuz(m): 12:08pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
Hmmm . . . Thinking . . . |
| Music/Radio › Re: 40,000+ Turn Out For P-Square Concert In Ghana by mikuz(m): 12:05pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
fittty: Only in Africa can this happen... Local Artist is what they still are. ***SMDH***I pity you . . . 10 Likes |
| Music/Radio › Re: Frustrating!!! by mikuz(m): 11:26am On Dec 03, 2012 |
austushi1: What are u kicking? Football? Mi o raye! I've made my point n dats d most important thing. You either learn n correct urself, or continue to spoil biz for seun!Na you sabi. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please I Dont Understand This by mikuz(m): 11:23am On Dec 03, 2012 |
bunmioguns: please wht is heat periodhttp://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estrous_cycle |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by mikuz(m): 11:21am On Dec 03, 2012 |
bunmioguns: no do that one nw my guy. . . .*dips #50 note in his pocket*I see you aint serious . . .  |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 11:15am On Dec 03, 2012 |
Amanyanabo . . . call me Igwe Y'll dumb the way you gäys are scripting bars/ Ya verse so bland . . I blame your ministers/ but the bars I administer . . tame you weak niggers/ cos I aint like a state penitentiary . . I 'take no prisoners'/ so for these ones faking/ my punches leave ya jaws aching/ I got donkeys for sale . . never could indulge in 'horse trading'!/ Ya rhymes are what the fans are forsaking/ cos you couldn't air your views even with fine conditioners/ If you taking weed as a senior diplomat . . then you must be the high commissioner!/ This gee utter quotes/ that Ps jot and note/ . . . cos I could go biblical and still murder folks/ so you might lose ya esophagus if we go on 'each other's throats'!/ My dop3 publications/ got me known across the whole nation/ In the army . . I got a cousin who aint a Private . . he a public relation!!/ I excel big in rap/ while you pigeons lag/ the distance is a million and fifty laps/ even with the former England left back . . . You still won't Bridge the gap!/ This kinky lad/ can snatch ya chick right under ya noses/ I know Phil's family . . that's why I keep up with the Joneses!/ I'm a mean gunner/ always on ya screens like Big Brother/ I spit Bimbo flow . . never came short . . I'm A-kin-taller!/ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: (Breaking News) Mr Bean Confirmed Chelsea Next Manager After Benitez by mikuz(m): 9:21am On Dec 03, 2012 |
RexioKlasik: Wetin concyn me wit Chels*#t wahala.....?Dem force you to click on 'reply'? Mtchew . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by mikuz(m): 9:18am On Dec 03, 2012 |
PretiEbony: I dnt even undastnd d yokeThen throw the egg away. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Joke About Stroke... by mikuz(m): 9:06am On Dec 03, 2012 |
Troglodyte . . . |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:13am On Dec 03, 2012 |
Guytee:Nice one . . . |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:13am On Dec 03, 2012 |
sleakid: LOl i see u gat small game.... E dey shark dat ya small head... Mind u both facebook and nairaland sleak has never lost a battle excpet dat of siddogg which was hosted by that wack bbastard mikuz... |
Will d banana change to coconut just bcuz its ontop a coconut tree?
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