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I'm just nice . . don't care how y'll get this nigga rated/
but if he tries to it 'take to the head' like Dj Khaled . . .
. . . he'll only end up been decapitated!/
He's incestuous . . the one who's really outdated/
No wonder he prematuredly ejaculated . . .
. . . the last time he saw hes sister nåked!!/
Its a striking fact/ that hes a Tour de france rapper . . recycling tracks/
Hes like mosquitos in night clubs . . cos hes biting bars!/
I keep typing facts/ each time I'm supplying raps/
Its like Im on a runway . . the way Im 'getting off to a flying start'!!/
I murd and predate/ when I callout a mate/
cos I'd choke you with a spoon . . If you 'step up to the plate'!!/
I mount an insurgency/ to overthrow ya champ with a sense of urgency/
You so phoney that you wouldnt come real . . If you wan'ked the Brazilian currency/
Its clear that Im bad/ they know me from Damascus to Ebutte Metta and back /
I just killed him Bashar style . . thats why his family members 'Are-sad'!/
Its stark factuous/ that you coming short like Zacheus/
but I stay balling . . Im Palacios/
My position is first . . You all 'See-rear' . . Damascus!/
I even got fans in Allepo/ cos Im ill and you just a wack fellow/
I spit like a province in Lagos . . You know my raps 'Echo'/
I speckle frees/ that tear you freaks/
cos like Wyclefs group . . My regime turn you wacks to Rare-fugees!/
I leap his fence/ and breach his civil defence/
I don't talk in 'thousands' . . I speak in-'tens'/
My maneuver stunts/ tutor dawgs/
My chalice is fly . . nigga its a super cup/

HUSTLER BABY

I throw cash in the club to get the strippers jumping at them/
Phuck the Pledge . . this verse right here is the hustlers' Anthem/
I carry chicks in twos . . In the bar Im making VIP orders/
Lord knows . . Ill spend all my life chasing the 'almighty dollar'/
Each time I meet a pretty dancer on the floor . . I end up in with bank cases/
cos I always break the bank for them . . that they sue me for damages/
When I rap on stage . . sisters wanna snap and tarry/
But they boo you . . cos you got no delivery . . Ya flow is cash-and-carry!!/
Any chick we use we pay her off like a weekly wage/
You can't carry the kinda 'chicks' we mack . . with ya 'chicken' change/
The way we throwing cash they think we those who go robbing with guns/
I got a 'pot of gold' . . nigga I gat 'money to burn'/
We the kinda cool brothers ya hungry girlfriends seek/
We do beef for the money cos we got to make ends 'meat'/
I make out-of-pocket payments . . even when the dude is broke/
If I go shopping without my credit card . . Ill 'pay through the nose'/
Im touring the world . . now I got a private jet/
but I shoulda been an amputee by now . . cos it 'cost me an arm and a leg'/
You all penny-wise pound-foolish . . Im laughing at you inane gents/
Never run outta cash . . I give meteorologists rain checks!!/
You'll never be this drug . . even if you sold coke/
Last month you hit 'rock bottom' . . now you 'stone broke'/

sleakid: lol na coz em give dj5naira credit. Una dey rant anyhow? Smh...
Anyways...
Wat if someone drops a topic and we cipher on it huh?

Okay . . go first. The topic is hustlers' anthem . . .

airmark: What a closure.
But instead, i would have loved: I just 'crumple 5naira' like 'careless conductors'.

This one na deathblow oh . . This is creativity in it's height. The ninja is really ILL.

ILLScripts: What Abt My Own Lines?...."sigh.....waitin 4 hypes and Critics"

You got the illest lines on this page . . .

airmark: Everyone knows Dj gat no rhymes, not a suprise. Imagine rhyming this and wit

[quote author=e-Iceberg]ILLscripts, a sicko on dis site!...spits sensible n endlessly!...kai... tyt meta4s jawe! [/quote]

dj5naira: ...like brainiac in Smallville.

Intelligent my foot. Oboy there's nothing that special about ya bars. You not sick. You just dey CC my raps. Remember when I used that MJ and Beat it line. Ibime critiqued it and called it wack, now he's the same chap hailing 'em rhymes as dope.

Dj5naira: Truly, your dated/ like yo clothings . . . all outdated/

Whats' the meaning of this? Is this not the height of stretching/forcing?

Ibime: Dj5naira is an extremely intelligent fella who pulls out some obscure similes with good allround knowledge. And his recent foray into battling ain't too bad either

Please all these credits should go to Mikuz. I tutored Dj, now he has raised to the bar a lil bit: recheck his rhymes wella.

jackpot: my complaint is this:

[size=16pt]why is there no Music Poster of the Year Award this year?[/size]

Not worthwhile.

naijawhist: Hi moderator, I highly recommend this topic. I think its worth the front page of the forum especially for the upcoming musicians out there who have little money and do not know how to promote their good songs.
https://www.nairaland.com/1128151/how-promote-music-nigeria

Noted.

[quote author=iam_mozeez][color=#006600][/color] OPEN CO. . . 5BARZ.[/quote]Drop a freestyle at the Flow for Rank thread.

CHYKMAN: Abeg, if she post address, na me and you go go see am o, no time.. Meanwhile, make we nominate am first..for future good favours..

I aint a player. She's ma treasure.

Vicky just good and I'm relishing it. Feels great I tell you.
So where can one find you these days?

booqee: Yeah dats true o. Vicky deserves to be nominated for the award. Just like me, u ran away from this section, so twas hard remembering to vote you.
So dani, i nominate vicky!

Booqee me nko?

@Vicky howd'y?

booqee: I always knew jackpot and chykman were the same person. Mtcheww...
Besides, jackpot try and mellow. I wish u could re-read all of ur posts with the eyes of an outsider. You really do sound desperate.. and to think its on trivial issues in a faceless forum..?? eewww...
u have problem..i actually tot a winner had been chosen sef. U better park well btw, how's ur music industry??

Yes oh. Gonna 'park well' in ya garage. How about that?
The ministry at MS is gradually moving to the permanent site. Alleluia!

booqee: serious??

Of course. Congratulate me.

The posting of threads like this is the beginning of madness.

booqee: I can't read the four pages..no time. Who won the stuff abeg??

Yeah I did.

DOOM iz SICK: mikuz!!!report here pls

This dude is weak/ do not know why he calls himself "Doom iz Sick"/
My raps school the Jambite . . like Unizik/
I bruise his cheek/ beat him till he loses his true physique/
With his two-inch d¡ck . . I wonder how he manages to smooch his chic!/
Its' true hes bleak/ the tout is a shame/ Igwe on here . . how could he be shouting ma name?/
I invoke thunder and lightning on him . . If hes doubting ma 'reign'!/

jackpot: Dani, any attempt by you to play background politics and manoeuvre the whole nomination process would be met with resistance by sane minds. The rule of law must prevail.

It hasn't been done anywhere. No section have tried it. What's the essence of avoiding ban again?

Sometimes the way you handle issues on here makes me marvel at your level of bias and personal vendetta against those who you despise. This was exactly the same issue you fought me with last year.

Jokes Poster of the Year is not your private property and you can't dash it to whoever you like. It is our decision to make.

Anybody that is disqualified, stands disqualified. Some rules are not meant to be broken. Jokes Section should not be a testing ground for autocracy, dictatorship and Machiavellian politics.

See grammer oh. Jack take it easy. Will ya?

DOOM iz SICK: MIKUZ?!!!

Wetin happen?

CHYKMAN: You know, when I first observed the contrasting discrepancies in these posts, the first thing that I did was to check if I could see your age..cos this sort of indecisiveness is dominant in teenagers/immatured minds who have no idea the gravity of what being in a position of authority is, or how their opinions are being reverred. As a mod, I'm sorry, but you can't afford to make these mistakes, and we won't sit back and practically allow you make them surreptitously either. I can only decipher two viewpoints from this psychological fiddle which are:
1. You've already concluded to give the award to bin gbagbo, which can be seen in your defence of him(and using bunmioguns as a facade). Why ask for votes when you're running autocracy??. And/Or
2. I perceive a nebulous vendetta against jackpot. How could she go through all these pains to provide factual albeit contestable proof and her opinions will be ignored like a superficial flimsy whim?? Ah! It would be a crime, should you not look into, and subsequently, act on or upon it. You have our respect. Please don't abuse it.
I look forward to your response(s).
-Joke Section Activist

well said . . .

But the 'mistake' was caused by copy and paste. The ninja didn't take a look at the situation on ground before copy/pasting the rules.
Since Bin and Bunmioguns are the 'only' ones worthy of mention so long this award is concerned he should have edited the 'banned' part before jacking the whole write up.
Hence Dani you the umpire is allowed to nominate/vote too?

CHYKMAN: You know, when I first observed the contrasting discrepancies in these posts, the first thing that I did was to check if I could see your age..cos this sort of indecisiveness is dominant in teenagers/immatured minds who have no idea the gravity of what being in a position of authority is, or how their opinions are being reverred. As a mod, I'm sorry, but you can't afford to make these mistakes, and we won't sit back and practically allow you make them surreptitously either. I can only decipher two viewpoints from this psychological fiddle which are:
1. You've already concluded to give the award to bin gbagbo, which can be seen in your defence of him(and using bunmioguns as a facade). Why ask for votes when you're running autocracy??. And/Or
2. I perceive a nebulous vendetta against jackpot. How could she go through all these pains to provide factual albeit contestable proof and her opinions will be ignored like a superficial flimsy whim?? Ah! It would be a crime, should you not look into, and subsequently, act on or upon it. You have our respect. Please don't abuse it.
I look forward to your response(s).
-Joke Section Activist

well said . . .

But the 'mistake' was caused by copy and paste. The ninja didn't take a look at the situation on ground before copy/pasting the rules.
Since Bin and Bunmioguns are the 'only' ones worthy of mention so long this award is concerned he should have edited the 'banned' part before jacking the whole write up.
Hence Dani you the umpire is allowed to nominate/vote too?

CHYKMAN: But there's no way a poem of seven lines becomes a sonnet.. Rather it's a poem of fourteen lines split into two stanzas of eight-and-six lines..

Bro we are on the same page. Seven multiplied by two is fourteen.
Obviously you did not get my drift. . . Literature wise I was trying to be economical with that postulation.

jeezybuck: Yepa

*Faints

Na only faint you faint . . . ?
You can hang yourself if you like . . . but there's no way you can convince a poet that a poem of seven lines is not a sonnet!

jeezybuck: I think you are single and your just seeking attention. Or do you want me to vote you as a moderator

BIN GBAGBO ALL THE WAY JOOR, MUKI and her Crew banned him cos they are Jealous his making waves more than they do

Now you are Jealous too, Anyway i would like to meet you, Yes am saying this in PUBLIC

Bin Ggbagbo has really gone far!

qEekzEe: ....wow! Wow!! Wow!!! Mikuz....didnt knw u wer dis good!! & dat sleak ws jxt jibbering & shiddts....wow...u r a dope gee...i must admit!!!lots & lots ov quotables

oNe . . .

I got more number ones than a May day/ In rap . . Im an Achebe/
I draft punches with paws to get you 'Clawed' . . like Makelele!/
You niggies bite raps/ evident in ya silly ciphers/
Ya flow is a 'carbon copy' of mine . . 'CeCe' Winans/
This English rhymer/ is known for spitting tight bars/
I write David verses and bring 'Psalms in' to awe these Delilahs/
Ya lines are making no meaning/ so no one feels what you fakers be spitting/
I trash and skin any traitor thats bìtching/
but if he starts shedding crocodile tears . . I'll send alligators to beat him!/
Mik is bent/ on blasting you jittery gents/
like the position after ninth . . Im leasing 'tents' . . so bring me the rents/
Ya sisi bend/ for any nigger who rides an AC freezing benz/
shes being done by 'many men' . . . like 50 cent/
I brandish more styles than Nokia X2 series/ with more sh!ts than reptile feaces/
but y'll won't last in the game like fake PES12 CDS!/
I smear foöls/ and tear dudes/
I could go againt ya 'fore' fathers . . just to 'square' roots!/
I mesmerize youths/ with energized looks/
Things are now 'working out' for me . . since I started texting from 'exercise' books!/

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of General David Patreaus
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given his impeccable record
as a distinguished Military
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have not been able to
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temptation of human folly
and self-destruction.
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as a sign of strength for the
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http://mikuzchat.tk/forum2_theme_898071.xhtml?tema=37

Good old days.

Lol . . . so Efe knows?