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Thank God. Peeps with human brains have seen the joke.

Mtchew

Mtchew

Mumu you see young boy like me wey fine wella and get money to spend come go tangle with that old man of forty something years old enough to be your father. Mugu. Shamèless brat!

swtchicgurl: no wonder wat minkuz!!!!!!!!!!

just leave me alone oooo
i don't have tym for u!

mtchew

Yes,you can post as many times as possible, provided you clicked on the first option.
Good day.

dani1luv: can I vote on the poll twice??

Thanks jare. Can i have your IM please?[quote author=kody-licky]@op nice one[/quote]

The babe make sense no be small. Na my type of girl she be. Choi!

Lwkmd.
You wicked o!

Vivly: go boil ur head

Lwkmd.
You wicked o!

Vivly: go boil ur head

Stop crying for me with that your toadlike voice you b¡tch!

booqee: dammit! who d phuck is this leech?? Must u talk to me? Can't u manage on ur own?? Every thread i go, u keep interfering in my conversation with people. Is it compulsory u attach?? Huh??
Awww.....yuck!

Lol, nice one!

Vivly: Its ur sense of humour dat has gone dry. Jeayosiii

You're indeed a typical example of beauty without brains!

booqee: hey, urmm.....excuse me, do i know u? ...mean, have we met before? Name doesn't even sound familiar. When did u hear me speak?? In ur dreams i guess.
Besides is dat how to quote??

Its still not working! This site don dey bore me!

dani1luv: Logout an Re-login, BTW. . .are you on mobile??

Dani please dont insult my integrity and intelligence. Are my your mate? You think am dumb or what? I have been on that 'edit profile' page since 5 am today; it keeps giving me validation error. And besides i know why i posted it here, so its best you cool down. You hear me so?

dani1luv: use the edit profile link of click here
next time use the Complaint Thread

See who's talking! Mind you, i'll rather seek the attention of a she-goat than have any interest in your attention!
mugu. Everytime you keep shouting Jeez this Jeez that at the top of your voice on every thread you visit; no wonder you have that deep froglike voice,first time i heard you talk i started wondering if i was conversing with my fellow guy . I no know if dem take am swear for you.
Mtchew

booqee: Jeez......don't u know d road to "complaint thread"?? Attention seeker.....

So wahala,as long as you dont read it with a brail.

Na rubbish girl you be. You dey look for who go compliment you. Mumu

booqee: so me i no be correct girl?! Mtcheww.....

Is this a joke?

Is that your profile pix?
Na wa o!
No wonder!

swtchicgurl: dyt, ur husband mikuz is here
so, leave me and mcnepow alone, ok?
Mikuz, is not so bad, he's not handsome but u can manage him till u get someone better like mine!

Na wa o

Is this a joke?

My love dont worry you'll get used to it

tanimz: This new NL layout ehn.

Dani why cant i update my profile? I wan put one babe pix.

Na wa o

Dyt: u think its funny?

you cant be serious, i composed and pasted this joke on my fb status and couldnt believe my eyes; It got 52 likes and 79 posts. I didnt believe i could compose a joke that funny,a joke that went a long way to overwhelm and appeal to my fb fans gigantically . . . Well i dont blame you sha. Whoever finds this legendary joke not funny prolly didnt understand the joke or the individual didnt just understand the joke.

Dyt: blinkin. . . . .

laugh na

John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a bigjuicy steak on his grill.
Meanwhile, all of hisneighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John, he was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and they couldn't take it anymore.
They decided to tryand convert John tobe a Catholic. They went over and talked to him and were so happy thathe decided to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic. They took him to Church, and the Priest sprinkledsome water over him, and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a Catholic."
The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved.
The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came, and just at supper time, when the neighborhood was setting down to their tuna fish dinner, came the wafting smell of steak cooking on a grill.
The neighborhood men could not believe their noses!WHAT WAS GOING ON? They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent?
The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. Hewas sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish." .
Hahahahaha

Free madness

Nigerian women. Apparently you got married to him because of his moiney. You go hear am!

Nigerian women. Apparently you got married to him because of his moiney. You go hear am!