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na so my luv for you reach

see how you're making a big fo ol of yourself. Internet mugu!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]So what we get drunk?

So what we smoke weed?

We’re just having fun

We don’t care who sees

So what we go out?

That’s how its supposed to be

Living young and wild and free[/color]

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OAM4J: Why I didn’t attend Ojukwu’s burial – Gowon

By GODWIN ORITSE

LAGOS—FORMER Head of State, General Yakubu Gowon (rtd), Tuesday, explained his absence at the funeral rites of the late Biafran warlord, Dim Emeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu, saying he already had commitments abroad on the dates of the burial.

Speaking exclusively with Vanguard at the on-going Nigerian Maritime Exposition, NIMAREX, Gen. Gowon stated that as soldiers, ”it is only proper to give due respect and honour to our opponents” but described the late Ikemba Nnewi as his opponent during the Nigerian civil war.

Gowon said he spoke with the family while Ojukwu was hospitalised and had wished him quick recovery. He also stated that because of his inability to attend the burial service, the family suggested he wrote a tribute on the programme of event, a request he happily obliged them.

He said: ” Unfortunately, the dates of my friend’s burial coincided with the dates of some commitments I already had abroad, that is in America and U.K.

“And, I did speak with Senator Obi who was the contact person and they requested I wrote a tribute, which I did. If I had been in the country, I would have attended and I had wanted to attend because I was in contact with the son and he had always called me ‘Uncle John’ because that is how he knew me when he was small.

“He wrote me a very good letter asking if I could come for his father’s funeral and honestly I wanted to, but for the commitments that I had.

“Although I had visited Ojukwu and the family at home in Enugu in April 2010 and that was the last time I saw him alive and, of course, soon after that, he took ill.

“But I was able to make contact with the family in London and spoke to his little girl, Ebele, that answered the phone and we had a good conversation with her.

“I told her to tell her daddy to come back so that we can continue the fight and the little girl burst into laughter.
“The way she laughed made me understand that she knew that I asked after her father not in hostility but in love and friendship.

“And, honestly, I will never forget the reaction of that little girl and I was made to understand that she passed the message to her mother and elders in the family,”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/03/why-i-didnt-attend-ojukwus-burial-gowon/

who cares? Mtchew

andyanders: The man must be receiving proceeds of road blocks. In fact, check points in the Nigeria contest is an avenue for armed police robbers to steal from the public.
Armed policemen turn armed robbers in full day light extorting money from motorist issuing them numbers. If a commercial vehicle gets to a check point, a shameless Nigerian Police officer will demand for his Road Block Number issued to the cab to know if he has paid for the day's business. If you fail to say the number, you will be short if you try to drive away. Then I ask, who is an armed robber? Answer, Every Nigeria Policemen on Stop and Search.
In developed Countries, police officers are descent and their operational method is worth praising. They don't mount road blocks as they stay in their cars and be waiting for any radio message or instruction to move to certain area or they will be patrolling. They can stay on blind spots but not stopping every car passing.

Even life chicken,goat or rat, police will demand for receipt if he wants to collect money from you. When they hear of armed robbers, they will run away from their check points and hide. Some of them even mount road blocks to protect armed robbers when they are operating.

lwkmd

Only that?
Why dont they go ahead to pass a bill that would make strike actions illegal?
Useless!

Everyone else is dying of laughter and you just dey giggle?

Dyt: did i jst gigglin half way

Good

A Professor was travellingby boat, and few minutes after sail, he asked sailor," Do you know Biology? Ecology? Geography? Morphology? Zoology? The sailor answered "No" to all of these. And the professor got angry and replied, What the hell do you know on earth? You will die of illiteracy." One hour later, their boat hit turbulence and started sinking. So, the sailor asked the professor,Do you know swiminology and escapeology from sharkology?" The professor said "No". The sailor replied, "Well, sharkology and crocodileology will eat your headology and your bodiology, and you will dieology wit ur knowlegeology because of your mouthology."
hehehehehe

Abeg use normal fonts type jare. Must you show off yourself?

booqee: †ђξ joke's old but d head still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dere.

Lol

Aftermath of Illuminati

No be so! Just that The babe too dey annoying![quote author=starlight®®]E be like say mikuz dey vex....bro abi one chemistry teacher don break ur heart?[/quote]

What does scrarecrows mean kwanu?[quote author=~vicky~]scarecrows re also invited

am not bored @ all [/quote]

Mr Old Man

mcnepow: MIKUZ=An unnecessary hater

Thanks guys.
*waving hands*

Thanks guys.
*waving hands*

This is why i dont reply most of the messages you refer to me. Girl change style abeg. Even Booqee don dey better pass you sef. Nonsense!

swtchicgurl: mikuz knows nofin about love, so no surprises!
he even quotes awkwardly!
mtchew!

One thing i dislike so much about you is that you are so annoying. Your posts are just out of context. What a boring babe. After Sutoboy,Vicky and Booqee you are the most Arid in jokes section. Na wa o! Try to dey make sense abeg. Mtchew

swtchicgurl: mcnepow, ignore him jare!
mikuz does not deserve so much attention!
all he's got is hair on his chest and under! a prove of evolution! mtchew!

mcnepow sweerie, can we go somewhr more lomantic?

Old man i dont need to argue with you. Your posts say it all.make you no go die for nothing. Maga!

mcnepow: I fit set my life say u old pass me.
Nonsense

Then you better take it to angry section my boy [quote author=starlight®®]No...its meant to make angry
Maybe i should type it in ur local language so you would laugh[/quote]

No mind am. Make en continue to dey use ban dey pour threat. If im never ban me na so body go dey itch am.[quote author=bashy_demy]@Dani free Mikuz jor... That Eldav guy own too much if i catch the guy? i reserve ma comment[/quote]

Dani dont just bring your infamous biased mind into play here. The nigga insulted me and i retaliated; Next thing you threaten me with a ban.
I dey fear? Go ahead and ban me na.i go die?
Every now and then ban this ban that. Na only you be the mod wey sabi ban for NL. Talk about abuse of power!

dani1luv: I did, i read everything. you take things too personal, you attack anyone on everyy little thing. . I have warned you several times na, same thing you do to boqee and other Nl(ers).
I wont warn you again




you see!!! you started it all!!!

Any single wey envy person like you must have come from an extreme hostile family background.

mcnepow: And na jealous singles like u dey make oda singles envy the marid

Lol @ ink

emmyswagz: Is this supposed to be funny? SMH for op. Seun ought to be penalizing people that waste his ink creating stupid threads

Na people like you dey make singles to believe say marriage na bondage.

mcnepow: Mikuz stop to jealous me

Dani have you started again?
Didnt you read Eldav's first post here?
So it has come the level where you place a ban on me because I was insulted abi?
I commended the joke and he used it as a medium to call me a rabbit and rain insults on me hence you want to ban me for that? No wahala then. Go ahead. You have the powers. Rubbish!!

For your mind you too don marry abi. Keep deceiving yourself.

mcnepow: Vivly ur attention is needed here
Thank God I am marid

Those your monkey swags abi?
Abeg comot for road make i view her nyash well.

dani1luv: Ayamm the first, moreover av gat more swaggzz

So you wan folo me drag woman with that your pot belly?
Nothing person no go see for this friday afternoon.

dani1luv: better don't try me

Every body wan rap