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Jokes Etc › Re: Taxi Drivers Hehehehe by mikuz(op): 11:31am On Mar 16, 2012
dani1luv: very very fooolish slowpoke above me angry
and you come be fastpoke. Mugu
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Day Hahahaha Lol by mikuz(op): 11:25am On Mar 16, 2012
dani1luv: coz you are damn so lazy to type all that. .moreover you said
your "i" key is malfunctioning undecided
i no blame you,you think say i be your mate.
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Day Hahahaha Lol by mikuz(op): 11:21am On Mar 16, 2012
ekeroyal: WHERE'S THE JOKE? angry
your attention is highly needed at the kids section please.
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Day Hahahaha Lol by mikuz(op): 11:17am On Mar 16, 2012
Teekrackz
thanks bro.

@Dani who told you i copied it from somewhere?
Celebrities › Top Actor Segun Arinze Impregnates A Young Lady And Then Abandons Her by mikuz(op): 11:07am On Mar 16, 2012
Star actor Segun Arinze is in at the centre of a growing controversy.
The outgoing president of theActors` Guild of Nigeria, AGN, is accused of being the fatherof a 10 years old girl (he does not associate with).
We learnt the alleged love child is a product of one nightstand.
Source : http://nigeriafilms.com/news/16276/8/exposed-top-actor-segun-arinze-impregnates-a-young.html
Celebrities › Don Jazzy Denies Reports Of Him Squatting With Wande Coal by mikuz(op): 9:33am On Mar 16, 2012
Don Jazzy Debunks Squatting With Wande Coal


…as D’Banj denies ownership of Mo’Hits
When we broke the news that one of Nigeria’s most celebrated musical duo Don Jazzy, his friend and partner, D’Banj were separated, most people accused us of spreading rumours. Today we’ve been vindicated by recent developments.The first to react to the development, was Don Jazzy who through a mutual friend debunked reports that he was squatting with one of his artistes, Wande Coal.

He was visibly disappointed with the report and corrected it saying, he lives in his own house on Lagos Island.After all these years as a successful producer and record company executive, are Nigerians saying I am not well off enough to afford my own place?”, he was quoted as saying.
Source : http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/03/don-jazzy-debunks-squatting-with-wande-coal/
Jokes Etc › Re: Taxi Drivers Hehehehe by mikuz(op): 8:28am On Mar 16, 2012
Homar: Mikuz no mind them this joke na bomb . Laughing out loud .
thanks Jare. Na you biko!
grin
Jokes Etc › Joke Of The Day Hahahaha Lol by mikuz(op): 8:24am On Mar 16, 2012
Every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb.
NEWTON'S THIRD LAW STATES: "Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction... "
Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb! There always exist two sides of the same coin!
All good things come to those who wait
BUT
Time and tide wait for none.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
BUT
Actions speak louder than words.
Wise men think alike.
BUT
Fools seldom differ.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
BUT
The best things in life are free
Slow and steady wins the race
BUT
Time waits for none.
Do it well, or not at all.
BUT
Half a loaf is better than none.
Birds of a feather flock together.
BUT
Opposites attract.
Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.
BUT
Faith will move mountains.
Great starts make great finishes.
BUT
It isn't over till it's over.
Practice makes perfect.
BUT
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
You're never too old to learn.
BUT
You can't teach an old dog new tricks
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
BUT
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Hold fast to the words of your ancestors.
BUT
Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.
Jokes Etc › Re: Dont Stop *joke* by mikuz(m): 8:05am On Mar 16, 2012
booqee: always following •̸Ϟﻉ from thread †☺ thread! ȋ̝̊ know Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ can't manage on your own, but Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ needn't make I̶̲̥̅̊†̥̥ so obvious. Was ȋ̝̊ talking †☺ youu??! undecided

ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ Ɣǝ̥§ ȋ̝̊ can't use normal font type,
Come help •̸Ϟﻉ reset ìt! Mumuu! angry
na only you dey use BB for NL2. Id iot!!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:22pm On Mar 15, 2012
Lwkmd
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by mikuz(m): 10:12pm On Mar 15, 2012
jackpot: Offtopic cemetery for Ben and his fellow unseen spiritual clowns tongue cheesy
Lwtmb
grin
Romance › Re: Lack Of Romance & Intimacy In My Marriage by mikuz(m): 5:18pm On Mar 15, 2012
stepo707: And How do you know that?
there is no other reasonable explanation there is to it.
Romance › Re: Ladies Can U Get Married To A Guy With Dreadlocks by mikuz(m): 12:31pm On Mar 15, 2012
She wasnt really interested in settling down with you.
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji,” My Husband Showed Up. Look At My Ring.” by mikuz(m): 12:22pm On Mar 15, 2012
yamakuza: This is definitely not Linda.

Susan, maybe?
i tire oh.
I dont believe this is the real Linda Ikeji!
Romance › Re: Guys/ladies Which One Do You Prefer? by mikuz(m): 12:13pm On Mar 15, 2012
supremeking: xtra large. The bigger the size the greater the enjoyment.
who's deceiving you?
Romance › Re: Lack Of Romance & Intimacy In My Marriage by mikuz(m): 12:11pm On Mar 15, 2012
In plain text : your husband is cheating on you.
Romance › Re: What Is LOVE? by mikuz(m): 12:07pm On Mar 15, 2012
kemiola89: love is anything dat has weight and occupy space
grin
Romance › Re: I Dream We Were Kissing by mikuz(m): 12:06pm On Mar 15, 2012
born2fuck: I went to hotel yesterday to watched chelsea vs napoli, the hotel being occupant still have some vacant seats because if you did not buy drink except girls whom were allowed free, you would not be allowed. I sat with my own cold beer of star sipping with straw, girls pump in too at late hour, one sat beside me and I tried to pretend as gentle boy

I said to her Hi, she replied with smiles, She looked at me,she was in mini skirt and no doubt,she will be a love peddlers and her boobs pump out from a chest which I stylishly peep at,

She claimed she has seen my face before here and I told her I come to this hotel once a while to relax myself,I was on second bottle of star and I ask what drink she want,she said power horse. I gave her 500h for power house,she goes get it,she returned it changed which I rejected, she ask me if I will be spending night with her..I smiled,she asked if I was shy,I smile again, I said no but she should not worry herself,she gave me her number should in case I wish to see her, next she was sitting next to another guy, I didn't get piss off since I was used to this type of girls in my days when I used to attend brothel, but the worst was I had a dream about this girl again. I swear, in the dream we were kissing and she even visited my house but we did not intimate in the dream, I wake up confusing what to do,I do not want to fu ck ashewo again and wondering what could make me dream of her,I have not delete her yet
and i thought you were born2fu ck?
Romance › Re: His Complaining Am Getn Skinny Does It Mean He Loves Me Less. by mikuz(m): 11:58am On Mar 15, 2012
mykejones: Sori jare. No mind am..u hear? U ma,jus chop more,drink multi vitamins to boost ur eating levels..you hear? Exactly how slim r u by d way?
and you think it all balls down to just eating?
Romance › Re: How Do U Deal With A Girlfriend That Declares You Married To Her On Her Facebook Page Without Your Consent? by mikuz(m): 10:50am On Mar 15, 2012
Stop killing yourself. Its not a big deal.
Romance › Re: I Dream We Were Kissing by mikuz(m): 9:57am On Mar 15, 2012
Lmao
Romance › Re: His Complaining Am Getn Skinny Does It Mean He Loves Me Less. by mikuz(m): 9:51am On Mar 15, 2012
Naija babes sef.
He's complaining doesnt mean he is going to love you less or what ever that means. It might be based on health grounds or what have you. But if he is going to "love you less" because of your present appearance then know that he never 'truly' loved you.
Jokes Etc › Re: Law Of Life by mikuz(m): 9:37am On Mar 15, 2012
olawalebab: That is my logo now,always striving for the best.
in jokes section?
Jokes Etc › Re: How I Failed My Interview In Jss by mikuz(m): 9:35am On Mar 15, 2012
Cutest Barbie: Drinkinq Alomo N Watchinq Em
hi
Romance › Re: Should I Tell Him by mikuz(m): 9:30am On Mar 15, 2012
Tell him first o before going into a relationship with him. So you wont come back here crying that he broke your heart saying Men Are Wicked and all the Nta ma Imo.
Jokes Etc › Re: Law Of Life by mikuz(m): 9:02am On Mar 15, 2012
You try.
Romance › Re: Want To Mk Friends by mikuz(m): 8:56am On Mar 15, 2012
Upload your photo then send me your YIM lets get down.
Jokes Etc › Re: Taxi Drivers Hehehehe by mikuz(op): 8:48am On Mar 15, 2012
Mtchew
Romance › Re: Women Make-ups by mikuz(m): 8:45am On Mar 15, 2012
[quote author=9ja-ninja]yea she gets it ... you dont have to repeat yourself[/quote]are you on make-up now?
Romance › Re: Women Make-ups by mikuz(m): 8:26am On Mar 15, 2012
rokiatu: Because this is how woman see themselves without makeup. grin
including you.
Romance › Re: Women Make-ups by mikuz(m): 8:25am On Mar 15, 2012
rokiatu: Because this is how woman see themselves without makeup. grin
including you.

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