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Morning craze!

@Op
you get time oh.

A woman and her
ten- year-old son were riding in a taxi in Mumbai. It was raining and
all the prosti tutes were standing under the awnings. "Mom" said the boy,
"what are all those women doing"? "They' re waiting for their husbands to
get off work"
she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says
"Geez lady, why dont you tell him the truth? They are hookers, boy! They
have sex with men for money."The little boys eyes get wide and he says,
"Is that true, Mom"? His mother,glaring hard at the driver, answers in
the affirmative. After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to
the babies those women have"? "most of them become taxi drivers" she
said.

[quote author=~Killz~]Your English needs to wear make-up to be acceptable. . . No offence [/quote]lwkmd

Im lost.

Nollywood Producer, Tchidi Chikere And Wife Sophia, End Marriage

Tchidi and Sophia Chikere
This is not gossip o, this is a press statement sent to me by Tchidi's publicist.

Source : http://lindaikeji..in/2012/03/nollywood-producer-tchidi-chikere-and.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook

Di matteo is a coach.

switch47: DO Not be decieved.......CHELSEA IS GOING OUT TONIGHT!! DO Not be decieved.......CHELSEA IS GOING OUT TONIGHT!! DO Not be decieved.......CHELSEA IS GOING OUT TONIGHT!!

so you smoke?

mcnepow: Cant u c swtchic said the manchester united vs eyinmba match is over. .
pls oo, who won?

ok man.u won: So i fit rest now?

ifymarthy: Lol nyz joke Mikuz

thanks babe. I knew you would like the joke. I had you in mind when i was composing it.

I pity you

Use your teeth to count your tongue!

mcnepow: Mikuz. .
did man.u win?

whats man.u?

You can say that again!

Thanks guys . . . I'll continue making y'll happy!
*stands on the top of a hummer limo waving hands*

See where your mind dey go!

Na wa o

Guy rapping is not by force!

Ibracyber: Yeah...
U guys are ginger me up wit ya flow
Wen I 1st saw dis rhyme ,I wanted to post bt my cell was low#
Am here in d building. Wit my tempo
Alway in d studio,notepad witt my penncil
Near rhyme,
Slant rhyme#
Partial rhyme#
All r gud#
Depend hw u can make pronounciation to sounds gud
I don't ave anything 2 eat rap is my food
Am study rap
As if am studt in lab
I can freestyl
I can fuckingstyl
I don't read any magazine pass lifestyl
Am bold. In d midst I don't feel shy
Hi to my enemy
Am d future
Bt my foe r d vulture
In music there s a felony
Pay d attention u r gonna hear my melody
This is an intro
My rap flows wit a tempo.
Hold up nigga#
Ibracyber is lyrically sick
Ask 4rm DA CHYPER

what is this?

swtchicgurl: this joke is old and disturbing!
mtchew! a waste of thread!

mtchew

swtchicgurl: ^stupidd advice!

you are always looking for my attention.

Lmgo => laughing my guts out

swtchicgurl: come, mind ur biz!

don't think i'm going to reconsider you!

tufiakwa!
GOD FORBID! I rather die in celibacy!

[quote author=Abbey_city]me no gbadun dis una nu look o..[/quote]hi i can make it worth your while

gist4real: *Initiated dialogue with Boko Haram.
*Gave national awards to (un)deserving Nigerians.
*Provided funds for his wives fellow widows initiative.
*Made lagos and some other states a cashless soceity.
*Bought new shoes?
*Became the 1st serving President to have a district named after him in Abuja

'fresh air' kwanu?

And this is how they plan to combat terrorism? Una never start!
Useless country.

CuteTj: What sort of thread is this making the front page?? Is this what we get with the new site? WACK NEW SITE = WACK TOPICS MAKING THE FRONT PAGE!

i tire oh. Clueless thread. Na wa for this NL2.

swtchicgurl: finally, i'm single again!

mcnepow has left me for dyt!

you aint seen anything yet.

Then go to madness section.

[quote author=~vicky~]mikuz ur friend bunmi brought d pic of some scarecrows



i guess he's 1 of them (scarecrows)

@ bunmi dont ve ur tyme[/quote]you mean he and that first one look alike?

dani1luv: Ask seun

lmao

Ok i've now noticed you. You can now give space for people with a good sense of humour to read the legendary joke; una dey poison their mind,cos na terrible sense of humour una get. Mtchew