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smh

Switchic true talk,
you are endowed both in the chest and down below.
You 'chest' 'balls' technically and systematically.
Im talking out of experience.

Dani na wetin dey under skirt go kill you.

Dani dem no dey price am.
Mtchew.
E be like say you no dey serious for the vitamin C sef.
Make i go find better customer wey get better moiney.

chux are you sure?
Make i no go waste moiney.

see as referee just dey eye Dyt.
Em don forget say em hold whistle for mouth.
These babes no go kill person for this match.

na wa for Boobsqee,
she dey use her bo obs dey tackle.
Once she don rub her br.e.a.st for your body,
you go just leave ball for her.
Choi, good formation and counter attack strategy!

distribution form na 3k
sucking form na 2k
why not pay 5k at a time?
Na small moiney.
You go get both vitamin C and vitamin R.

no weapon fashioned against my nyansh shall proper.
Did i hear Booqee say Amen?

which one you wan apply for?
The distribution or the sucking vacancy?

Dani stop that balderdash.
Im not yo mate!

how do i figure out the joke?

abi o,
where Romance section players list?

Dani no be goalkeeliper you be?
Wetin dey worry you?
You just run from your post come center of the field dey drag to play furee klick with me.
Look at me and look at trouble o.
Make i set the ball well, oya touch am again now, i go punch all yo teeth comot.
This time na Sepp Blatter you go report to.
Goalkeeliper wey dey drag furee klick!
Mugu!

Booqee i want to enter there.

and stop staring at it like that.
You want it to tear my boxers or what?

Booqee stop that rubbish.
Is he yo mate?
You dont have respect abi?
That man is old enough to put you at home and take good care of you and yo family.
I know that well-to-do man very well.
Let me not hear that balderdash from you henceforth!

for what?
I wont leave you be!
If i fail to do this,
who else will do it?

Booqee,
he said you should come and smoke my exhaust pipe.

omg!
That was supposed to be a penalty penarity!!
Boobsqee was fouled fowled in the penarity alea.
Dem don rob us!!

@Booqee,
i dont know o,
tell me na.

@Dani
puliz what?
With that yo bow leg?
Abeg comot for road make i hang am like Ronaldinho.
*pushes Dani aside and takes the furee kick*

Booqee see o.
He said you do free puuusssy distribution and free bo obs sucking oh!!

so yo grand papa go toast her.
Mugu.

free madness

^
who cares?
Your views are unwanted.
Mtchew

and e-touching my thing!

better.
Dont type anything else.

you are e-bullying me.

Booqee

dry like Boobsqee's bo obs!

the man?
Is he yo uncle or what?

@topic,
funny!
@booqee,
who send you work?
Mtchew