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Jokes Etc › Joke Of The Year So Far (njpc) by mikuz(op): 11:01am On Feb 16, 2012
A man wear him wedding ring on wrong finger. And him friend now come and ask him say why he wear him wedding ring on wrong finger and the man now reply and say because am married the wrong woman

Hahahahahahahohohohohohehehehe
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles: Npjc by mikuz(m): 10:52am On Feb 16, 2012
Jokes section don something else.
No more interesting personalities.
Smh
Jokes Etc › Re: A Guy Was Trying To Console A Friend by mikuz(m): 10:17am On Feb 16, 2012
Lmao @ whtassap
this guy no go kill me.
Jokes Etc › Re: Talk: Npjc by mikuz(m): 10:14am On Feb 16, 2012
copy and paste
Jokes Etc › Re: Old Riddle But Fun! by mikuz(m): 10:10pm On Feb 15, 2012
Killz I dont have ya time.
Go play with ya d¡¡ck!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Old Riddle But Fun! by mikuz(m): 9:44pm On Feb 15, 2012
Guy stop spitting on me.
Will you stop shouting.
Mtchew
Jokes Etc › Re: Old Riddle But Fun! by mikuz(m): 8:56pm On Feb 15, 2012
I just dey pity you.
Jokes Etc › Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 8:54pm On Feb 15, 2012
Luca have you finished?
Jokes Etc › Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by mikuz(m): 8:52pm On Feb 15, 2012
Jealous?
Smh
of all the threads that I have seen make it to the front page; this is the most boring!!
Nonsense!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Trust God! by mikuz(m): 8:43pm On Feb 15, 2012
I just like putting my posts below yours!
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Stingy by mikuz(m): 8:42pm On Feb 15, 2012
How did it take and concerning you?
Amproko!
Jokes Etc › Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by mikuz(m): 8:40pm On Feb 15, 2012
Is that how you measure achievement?
Smh
Jokes Etc › Re: That Awkward Moment ( Drop Yours ) by mikuz(m): 8:38pm On Feb 15, 2012
Mirob
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Is This Impossible ? by mikuz(m): 8:36pm On Feb 15, 2012
I wish Swtchicgurl was betrotted to me.
Jokes Etc › Re: Why You Should Get Your Child A T.e.d.d.y.b.e.a.r. by mikuz(m): 8:33pm On Feb 15, 2012
Mtchew
*stones the poster with a La casera bokkle*
Jokes Etc › Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 8:32pm On Feb 15, 2012
Yeye Luca
see you big nyansh!
Mtchew
Jokes Etc › Re: Old Riddle But Fun! by mikuz(m): 8:27pm On Feb 15, 2012
Killz dont try me.
Im warning you now.
You go think say na joke . . .but I aint joking with you!
I go fall your hands here sharp sharp.
You just dey scatter the place,dey tear ya shirt,dey pour me spit,dey make noise,dey shout anyhow,dey disturb people; all for nothing!
Nonsense!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:17pm On Feb 15, 2012
H J !!
Mehn a tourney would make a lot of sense.
But una just dey dull.
Make i drop this one I just pen now now I mean now now!
Lol

Yo . . .

I write döpè to the last letter/ I reign ontop . .to put you under the weather/
So hold ya umbrella/ like its a campaign rally from PDP/
You hype attention . . but I flow higher than high BP/ cos Im Beyond Petrol . . I rhyme diesel/
He cant write this ill/
Faithfuls dont Hail you like Mary . .
I tell it to ya face/
Cos ya not . . full of grace/
Matter fact . . Ya hooks dis-Grace/
like you were beefing a girl/
Im sicker than Someone Like You . .
Cos you is a Hp . .and Im spitting A Dell (Adelle) /
Im known everywhere . . My rhymes ring the bell/
and thats one hell of a fact/
But when D rhymes . .niggas bell this Cat/
I humble vets . . cos last time I blazed, Vets Ran/
When I only test ran/
Ibis getting married . .? I wish him the best,mahn/
But Im getting wedded to the game . .cos Im the Best Man/


But uh !!. .You too rusty to breach my fence . . Oh no!/ you cant smash my defence . . Yo flows show/
The only time you smashed defence . .was when you scored an own goal/
So Abeg Abeg Abeg . . Never test this boy/
Cos the fire I bust . . could severly Burn-a-boy!/
Jokes Etc › Re: Trust God! by mikuz(m): 6:49pm On Feb 15, 2012
Swtchicgurl
Nairaland General › Re: Dont Open! Projan by mikuz(m): 6:48pm On Feb 15, 2012
Now you're complaining!
Traitor!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 6:47pm On Feb 15, 2012
Lol
Jokes Etc › Re: Old Riddle But Fun! by mikuz(m): 6:35pm On Feb 15, 2012
See who's talking!
Well the title and content of your topic speaks for itself.
So i dont need waste words on you.
I rest my case!
Jokes Etc › Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 6:29pm On Feb 15, 2012
Traitor!
Jokes Etc › Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 6:11pm On Feb 15, 2012
Cos you see me for NL.
Yeye girl.
Jokes Etc › Re: Old Riddle But Fun! by mikuz(m): 6:00pm On Feb 15, 2012
Mtchew
Jokes Etc › Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by mikuz(m): 5:58pm On Feb 15, 2012
Because the mumu thread made the front page.
Mtchew
Jokes Etc › Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by mikuz(m): 5:51pm On Feb 15, 2012
El wetin happen?
Jokes Etc › Re: A Friend by mikuz(m): 5:20pm On Feb 15, 2012
then im here for you.
Ive been calling you ever since.
Jokes Etc › Re: Mr Jjc by mikuz(m): 5:09pm On Feb 15, 2012
Boobsqee,
i wont trade words with you cos you dont worth my attention.
Ya still a kid.
How can i blame you?
You can never comprehend contemporary English.
Rubbish!
Jokes Etc › Re: Stingy by mikuz(m): 4:50pm On Feb 15, 2012
Agybabe each time i see you type my name, my body will be doing me somehow!

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