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goshikid:
howfar??

I'm good bro. How you dey?

GIYAZZ:
A Facebook Vet
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Shoutout to Sid yo, / A god of war till he fucking
retired./ respect to a nigga for loving his wife./ U saw
her n took her...I'll be doing a similar something this
night./ I'll beat Gift hands down, legs apart...prolly d
same way Sid loves fucking his wife./
This shid means ur loosing./ call this whatever...a
gimmick, some bullshidd??/ Troy with d lil gift from
greek fleets?/ or a present of bitches, forgit
this....either way I don't look Gift whores in d
mouth...that's why I'ma be fingering ur pussy./
(gift horse)
Bullets graze his torso quick/ then I raze his face with
torches, sticks./U crazy? Not to me./ watchu talk is
senseless, dawg confess it...Ure d worst inverses cos
ur equations opposite./
U're phased... U're not d shit./
Telling me u tied d guy who beat d guy who beat a
nigga who tied Ibime. person save me d nonsense,
please./ Nigga act lyk Abraham...'Lincoln' a chain ov
events that happened before slavery lost its grip./
(Linking)
Is that how we gon b judgin ur form?/ U a
dummy...dumb scum./Ur line of thinking isn't just
goofy, its mickey, donald, and the entire disney comic
world, son./
Yeah Im calling ya son./ going by ur stupid line of
reasoning, u should call me ur pops./ cos I bleeped d
bitch who bleeped d nigga who bleeped d bitch who
bleeped d fool who's currently fucking ur mum./
I’ll kill this bitch...these laddies, know hes dead./
when ah clasp a gat n blast this phoney's head./ He’ll
be gasping for d breath/
I could choose from a gun, axe, or machet….but I'm
definitely giving this category death/.
(Cat a gory death.)
Can't match this holy verse...
Call me whack/ if he dont leave here in a body bag./
Incase his doubts resurface...I could take this survey.
How many ppl really think he'll win this brawl infact?/
ID ask him to take a 'poll'...but d faggit might shove it
up his arse./
U cant deny these bars ma bruh./ After all u're a
known gay...I'm sure./ Brothers aint ghat ya
back...they ghat ya butt./This bastard so quick at
grabbing a 'gee ass', he was named after one./
I ain't battling to win I'm battling cos I pity u. I mean u
came with that murder intent./ From Nl where
combat is rare/ to RG where brawls are intense./ U3,
Ink, Vee, u called awt these vets./ n they all turned a
blind eye. These niggas took him for a ride cos d fool
has nothing to chauffer himself./
(Show for)
Once he called everyone out, he didn't letup on it all
night./ n we was like bitch get off ma dick or die./ Ink
ignored him, I bet U3 blocked him...
Way these vets put him on d ropes, its like a setup for
619./
My iq is obviously high G./ I can pull quotables out
ma ass... he's got nothing fancy/ only one-liner he
could pull is at the front of his panties./
His prick is not long, its crafty./ He spends on girls
buh not long they scrap him./ Ur chick took
advantage of ur kindness, and this gay had to think
why./ The saying goes "u give a girl an inch.."
...and she laughed at ur dick size./
you cant satisfy your girl....or so it seams,/ i know its
mean/
but no one love lil cox, man- except maybe rowing
teams/

This is ddope.

Adanna28:
I'll confess and be honest, I choose to be modest, if I wanted your man? It ain't complex..

I turn options into prospects, and I got those saucer eyes I'm fly with the objects..

And I hold it down like thumbnails in contents...

You have no idea' who you messing with? I don't blame you, I bagged all the concepts, no wonder you're no contest...

It must be a handicap match coz you ain't in my league...

No need for a siege, guess I'll do this for charity sake with no fee, and kill you for free...

You now rap?

GIYAZZ:
My Verse Against Vinci


I 'wanna know' why Vinci be itching for this beef/
Ain't he aware I'm a "monster", the definition of
beasting?/
Now he literally gettind bodied, don't matter if you
'believe it'/
Y'all just relax a bit... and watch these bars put him
'in my bag' like that nigga 'Meek Mill'/
My victory is assured, you won't be besting this
script/ you shoulda bowed down earlier and
apologized for messing with me/
But since you want beef, tryna spar with this beast?/
Imma have you 'thoroughly laid out' like 'hardcore
sex on the street'/
I've battled legends and dismantled brethrens, easier than the process of exhalation/
Their possession's Probation, temporarily flow like
menstruation on every occasion/
I Grew my plantation, Nairaland Audio cypher, 2
singles you can't decipher... All on reverbnation/
So you can get jealous and hit up a lab, or rate
(elaborate) me above you this moment. . . either
ways bro. . . the fact I'm sicker than you needs no
'further explanation!'/
Vinci met his waterloo, a real ass nigga/ From
Nairaland I came, to whip ya wimp ass/
He may have no thoughts of resigning now cos he
prolly beats yall ninjas/
but one punch from me. . . And this 'bbitch retires
from rapping' like 'Queen Latifah!!'/
You losing this sshit, put your money on the table/ you never trespassed Nairaland cos you know you ain't able/
On other sites you'd be labeled as a lame fool/ I
mean Hector Vinci, you Mark Zuckerberg. . . Cos
literally. . . you nothing without facebook!!/
Though the way you call yourself facebook king
exclaims insanity/ this same thang broadened your
virgin cavities/
You better wake up to the fact this rap sshit is based
on charity/ Or how you want it bbitch? We 'pit you
against Keith Palmer' so you can 'face reality?'/
No need to interject cos lyrically I'm better/ I see you copped a cold feet while taking my lecture/
I'm here to steal your crown and take all ya
treasures/ but 'Apart' from that bbitch!. . . I'm also
here to put your wack Ass under(asunder) pressure!!/
I bullied you fool. . . This is Charron vs the legendary Eedris/ an undisputed brainiac against a renowned
nit-wit/Your every line's dumb hence you got
drowned in some big sshit/
Cos i made my verse 'electrifying. . . So if I don't dead you with it. . . You'll die by 'shock' if you mistakenly beat me!!!!/

Where's Vinci's verse?

007Bruce:
DBR

Holy Jehoshaphat, where you see DBR?

Ibime:
If my rifle lose compression. . . I'ma tighten the spring/
I leave heads decapitated with this scythe that I swing/
And I dont care which Goliath you bring/
. . . cos I'm nice with the sling/
Bystanders better jet. . . when I come to take the title and ring/
and run like Abobaku. . .cos nobody wanna die with the King!/
I'm a giant in rap/ Titan infact/
I throw the hammer like Thor. . . with a lightning attack/
My career bout to make a Poseidon impact/
cos I'm making waves in ya town. . . like a tidal collapse/
We work hard. . . no denying the fact/
Cos niggas from my 'back ground'. . . been 'grinding they backs'!/
So raps that we spitting/ is actually written/
Rebel exposed Bars for biting bars? . . . that's cannibalism/
I handle the smiffun/
A trey eight my playmate. . .I could load all six chambers. . . while the barrel is spinning/
Where I'm from. . . is no vacation/
Before we did raps. . . it was kidnaps. . . and home invasions/
One Abóki maiguard. . . tried to hold his station/
His only weapons. . . a bow and arrow. . . and an old alsatian/
He shoulda run. . . for his own salvation/
cos when we fired slugs at the blokes location/
All we heard was "Dan Banza Barawo!!". . . that needs no translation!/
I'm sick with the slang/ gifted and grand/
I make vicious demands. . . you ain't fit to withstand/
I split Plutoniom atoms and watch the fission expand/
If you got a bone to pick with this man/ I'll load six in the can/
I throw faeces in the air. . . and let the sh~t hit the fan/
I enact jungle justice. . . and get you lynched with ma clan/
We'll put the tyres round ya midriff. . . like the Michelin man/
And for dissing my fam/
I'll run ya pops over with a tokunbo. . . and make you witness first-hand/
Children of 'Moses' . . .launch attacks. . when I give the command/
cos y'all seen Jericho fall. . . but 'Victors' we stand/

Oboy see fire o.

Clinton how far? You go talk say I ignore you. Abeg no vex. Wetin play bro?

jreyez:
Same old same old i guess... Me jeez busy full ground.

Flex.

jreyez:
Hey mik, been a while.

What's up? This place still dey like this? What's happening here these days?

IBIME ABEG CHECK YOUR MAIL.
THANKS!

When last did Ibime drop a free here?

007Bruce:
11th or 18th? I'm confused

18TH PLEASE.

Brooce:
haha bro you they vex oo


Let's make it saturday

LETS MAKE IT, NEXT WEEK SATURDAY.

007Bruce:
bro, werrin they sup? you just disappear like airmark

I'm back now, let's kick it; 24 lines, Friday?

liricyst:
Come back sharp sharp o....e nor go bad if we battle at least once

Its a pleasure.

I keep getting mails from my esteemed fans asking about my whererabouts, the messages keep pouring - but I tell them I ll bounce back soon enough. Expect the reappearance of The Achebe of rap; the amanyanabo of lyrics on the parts soon.

Jisie nu ike, Mikuz no unu na azu.

007Bruce wad up!

Hehehehe . . .


I ll be back!!

WARRIBLOOD:
The days of mikuz as passed

At all, you know Ill be right back like Gary Neville.

OBESEMF, KR0NE, EMAPRINCE, IBIME WHATS HAPPENING TO YOU GUYS?

OPEN CALL OUT, MIK IS BACK.

Apologies, abeg make una no vex. I just dey busy since - Be back soon.

Alexpissu:
With the invent of conscious rap I created a monster
Foster rookies...every man lays hands on words to prosper
Real heads converge...a martyr fighting angels n demons
Nothing boomerang my doings..documented scripts of a daemon
What's proven? dead presidents couping in hell
As well those rebels camouflaging expanding their cell
Walked in the cloud shook hands with God for partnership
Feel the spirit and annointing in my penmanship
Ignorance is treason ..with poise of mind metaphors appealing
Objective cypher be healing...make an enemy bleed u winning
Illusion of freedom foot soldiers back on ghost mode
Counter insurgents with verses neglecting target code
They couldn't figure when I diss em ....Am on a mission
They failing with late submission ain't given em new edition
Am a reincarnation of Pac Muhammed and Ghandi
Refused to trade my soul now reflecting on Maundy
Need some advise..Canibus Kends(Kendrick) words pistoling me
My moves gon be drastic wrecking careers when I type key
Am on dead elephant needs no quotes on debriefing
David killed Golliath history lessons of disbelieving
I never been to church only on political campaigns
Born Hindu I researched my roots feeling great pains
Time is short keep the space closed can't live forever
Whatever Biggy ready to die ...guess he was clever
Don't get upset news sometimes becomes parables
We falling off with fictions it hurts us terrible
Justice is drafted ...Ask O.J Simpsons n Chris Brown
Nothing standard with the verdict ..they brought M.J down
I bypass superman no day off on my heroic assignment
Act conclusive...corrupt leaders flaming alignment
Never seen a man easy on life more like Nelson Mandela
In sickness he was a teacher we named him new Capella
Feminist on cyberspace never casted their vote for KOWA
Personality stinks Adichie should title her book Show flaw
The secrecy of my illness still analyzed by scholars
Ever tried tapping light from moon wishful collar
Am too ill to speak coz I puzzle minds with the verb
Ripper of mic ...immagination of thoughts so superb
Lay seeds on every land from Palestine to Jerusalem
Power makes u miserable I sense the mayhem in Salem

Rubbish

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You fools be gaining no stripes/ your verses show us you plainly in strife/
Y'll parading the site/ with weak bars and senseless phrases you write/
You pigs are a disgrace to your kind, you ll never deliver till you grow old like Abraham's wife!/

We blazing you dykes/
But we ll blow y'll into the air when we gun ya @ss all daylong/
cos we known to blast 'bottoms up' like fans of Trey Songs!/

Our raps are more pleasant than your freshiest fragrance/
But y'll struggle with grammer like Ebele Patience/
We niggas that kidnap politicians who launder and embezzle great rents/
But your people are broke,
. . If we abduct you, ya fam still wont RAISE RANSOM if they were FELA'S PARENTS !/

You've all ran outta bars, you like pastors . . you drop verses only in churches/
We leave jokers in crutches/ and inflict opposers with losses/
But we won't STUPEFY 2FACE'S WIFE until we DAZE ANI like the "minister of petroleum resources"!/

We aint like y'll who rhyme with a whole lot of curses/
We known to dismiss fakers and throw tear gas at rusty boys/
We got a free will to use all sorts pollysyllabic schemes . . even DSTV brands that a MULTICHOICE!/

Anyone who object our "Leadership" ll get spanked with a club or backhand/
. . and "The nation" will read it on "Pm news" that we murked your damn fam/
When we breached the security without caring about what the "Guard yarn"!/

We snatch bbitches in skin tights/ while we engage their bfs in fistfights/
We nail their eyes to their posteriors till we give 'em an hindsight!/

Every one of us has drilled ya girl/ we 've all played her like Splinter Cell/
Emeka and Kunle's ddick has make her scream and yell/
Her clit is now as wide as a real large well/
Ask the AFRO SINGER she's ready to ssex AMOKACHI after you see her KISS DANIEL!/

While you ll writting nonsense in the chatroom, we here spitting sickness to prove we wiser/
On audios, we come brute and tighter/ and we pen better than Zulu writers/
Ffuck an OVERSEER, we got EXCELLENT BRIMS ON MA CAPS . . SUPERVISORS!/

Ya girl is in love with big ccocks/
After each round of ssex she sucks us the way a kid sucks a pin pop/
Now we use her cunt as Wifi, cos when we through with ddicking her . . her clit becomes a Hotspot!/

coogar:
i dey o.....
so wait, has top tier battling officially ended on this section? why don't we have battles again?

i want to see teddymiyaki vs ibime. biko, set it up. we need to get this place rocking again. draw a lot between the top ten here & give us the fixture list.

I dey too busy these days. Paper chasing and women wants to seperate me and rap battles bro, but I ll be back soon.

coogar:
Biggie stopped writing down rhymes and started to formulate them in his head instead, at the beginning stages of recording “Ready To Die”

i got that from your own link.
he was a freestyler - he never wrote anything down. memorisation requires writing it down somewhere first, cramming it, and dumping it whenever it's required.

biggie was my favourite MC before the likes of canibus & eminem came into the scene.....unlike you, who knew about biggie when buhari declared his presidential ambition for 2015 elections.



no wonder you keep getting beat by teddy.
if you cannot think to write it dopë, how can you come off the top & spew a bomb bar?

writing is the essence of rap battling - this is why the battle rap format was revamped into pre-written & the freestyle format was scrapped completely.

if you try & freestyle in some battle leagues these days, you would be booed! that era is done - finished. apart from using it in a bar during rebuttals, it's a taboo these days.



how can you write something in the head? who goes 16 bars off the top without thinking about it before it gets to his turn to spit? you are having a laugh.

premeditated freestyle ko, premeditated murder ni.

Lmao . . Cooger how far?

I'm a grown man now, I aint need to battle no more. Give me some space . . .


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I bring rhymes that's sicker than Slim Shay/
Making money is my freaking insigne/
. . last year I lent cash to Niger Delta, now the "south owe me" and I aint tryna speak of "Principe"!/

I'm getting big bills in a way/
. . too much money, this guy is making cedis and yen/
Now defenders and banks know I cop more dough than any "C.B earn"!/

They better tell Alexpissu that I'm a torn in the flesh of netcees/ he better flee or jet to Memphis/
. . Cos ask " Sanchez" if he stays in town, my boys ll pick him anywhere "Alex is"!/

They know me in every big forum/
Torture Alex if he lacks decorum/
But if he claims "AREA boy", the kinda terror I ll unleash on the occupants of his house' PERIMETER ll "speak VOLUMES"!/

He thinks his raps are ddoper/ till I split his laps with boulders/
Plus if he feels he can handle the cyhers or "Ma sub", he ll git laid by Biafran soldiers!/

I rip dummies/ that spit rubbish/
Split Alex' shoulders apart when I raise a panel like Chief Judges!/

I bring you massive dismay/ your girl stalk me cos of the cash that ah spray/
So come this May, I won't fix her on a route to strangers . . you can bet I ll put her in the family way!/

I keep smacking the ggay/ till every mouth confess/ that I sprout the best/
I'm to be feared,
Got a buiding for cold blood creatures, nigga call it a 'house of reps'!/

You can't defeat this jaw breaker/ you ssilly dumb hater/
Test me and get whiplashed in the @ss till you find it hard to sit like suspended law makers!/

I wonder why you tryna type like what you pop is top notch/
When we all know that your puns are all bleeped/
. . You getting waylaid on the NET for GROSS misconduct!/

jreyez:
Oga gionee no get any custom rom... No upgrade.

You get any correct game wey I fit grab?

jreyez:
You vote apc?? Smh

Oga abeg I wan upgrade my Gionee P1.

Voted 30 minutes ago. I voted APC, but PDP beat APC by 154 votes to 34.


SMH.

jreyez:
You hit big? You won the lottery?

No, not really.

I am feeling good tonight, this thing gat me thanking God for life.

C00lSufee:
Mhen! I love this.....#Thumbs up

Thanks!

GIYAZZ:
Calabar?

What's your surname again?

I said Kalabari - Rivers state. Are you dyslexic?