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Sokrates v Jigsawkillah thread is up and running.

JIGSAWKILLAH VS SOCRATES


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Thursday 17 September 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

danbrowndmf:
thats why i laugh when people say generic generic everytime here...great mind think alike. I have a line like dis i'm about to record,yet i saw it some where else. "back then they call me tonypayne cus i was fucking 9ice" i saw it word for word!

Yes coincidence happens. Great minds think alike, true. That's why nobody is making a fuss about Rebel being accused by Giyazz of biting.

For instance,if you write 10 punchlines and I spot like 2 generic punchlines out of the 10, it's OK. But it becomes a problem if you spit 8 generic punchlines out of 10.

ELYMAXiimus:
i noticed something like this too. I noticed his written veering towards the way thecrook writes.
i think this is why rebel's been losing lately. Rebel needs to understand that rap is not just about vocab.

Check his battle with Giyazz, the only thing that ll make you believe it wasn't scripted by Coogar is the fact that his punchlines weren't bitten, plus his metaphors were wack as ffuck.

darkenedrebel:
mikuz & thunderstorm are the greatest biter of styles in textceeing history. they hijacked Ibime's rhyme scheme patterns & punchline format. from A-Z


Mikuz got exposed last year when i obliterated him


Mik's a chronic thief, & he lacks remorse/Studied Ibime's style,& then he jacked it all / We see Prekky in him, when he's rapping balls/ We see Kr0ne.EMA,…& we see Sid in him....like An Agbalumo/

You jacked Coogar's from A - Z.

That's a fact you can never deny.

You obliterated Mikuz where? Mention the those who voted for you please. If you ever battle Mikuz only Coogar your surrogate dad ll vote for you.

Alexpissu:
Mikus , will always be respected when it comes to responsibility. ( I only faulted him taking criticism to the heart banning members then....Overall, he has a good CV in the hall of fame )

Airmark, can sing for trust .What kind of MOD is he ?

Gbam! Well said. One bottle of beer for you. You're the true son of your father, we need more people like you in this section.

Ibime:
Coogar, no beef but you need to do more and talk less.

Dudes on here have paid dues. . . .ninjas have dropped thousands of bars. . . . if one of their bars match another thing seen elsewhere, we ain't worried. . . . Giyazz claimed Darkenedrebel lifted a line in their battle but nobody took it serious cos we have seen Darkenedrebel at work hundreds of times. . .

You've dropped 4 rhymes on here. . .

1st one dissing me - 80% of the bars seen in KOTD battles

2nd one vs Mikuz - 80% of the bars seen in KOTD battles (Please stop boasting about the win, most of those bars are on youtube)

3rd one vs Siddog - Seemed to be clean and bars were scorching

4th one vs me - I hail the effort, no KOTD bars, but plenty generic jokes as seen below.


So, why would we not view your rhymes without suspicion. . . . we don't see you rhyming. . . and when we do, we see many suspect things.

Oboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kikikikikiki Lololololololol

Closed : Obesemf makes it to the final.

darkenedrebel:
are you insinuating that coogar bit that line? he prolly hasn't seen that before though. i've come to realize that more than one person can come up with the same idea.. sometimes even word for wörd

Story, I know you ll come up to defend your surrogate father.
Ibime and EmaPrince have been spitting on this board before I even knew about this section with hundreds of pun and punches and yet no one can pinpoint where they did a "word for word" punch. But any time Coogar opens his mouth, he's getting nailed for biting - and this is someone who doesn't have up10 rap verses in NL.

airmark:
Bis confirmed there's no short cut to success, he clearly showed why you can't just write a good verse every 6months and claim you are better than everyone. Even strange monikers could nt help shift the win towards coogar. the effect on him was like berto's after being outpunched by mayweather .

Lololololololol. . . Coogar is finished.

Ibime:
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LMAO. . . I'm not surprised. Coogar getting exposed time and time again.

coogar:
bloody illiterate.....
and it was this time last year ibime's huge circumference being caused by too much pie was brought to light. let's be honest, coogar won that brawl until you and your fellow nuisance posse swayed the votes.

Biter!!!!!

See who's talking, you are even supposed to be serving an indefinite ban after biting the "resist arrest" bar cos I wonder which seasoned netcee would give you the win for stealing puns in a battle.

Oh oh, so you thought we ve forgotten you're a thief or what?

How can anyone steal punches in a battle and still expect to win it? Except Coogar and his troupe of cock bearers.

coogar:
while no one gives a damn about what you have to say at all...
no wonder fadeyi oloro bars relegated you from top tier to bottom-tier.

mikuz, how are you recovering? have you even won a classic battle since 2014 summer?

It was by this time last year when Ibime was punching you silly you where shouting Bis ow, Bis ow like the Republic of Guinea.

coogar:
may thunder detonate C4 in that cesspit you call a mouth.
only a coward would deliberately misspell my moniker so that he wouldn't get scorched. why would airmark ban me? did i insult him? you want him banned to escape the deactivation of your account when you finally steps to the stage to be decapitated? you have failed woefully!

Abeg go and sit down. I pity peeps who take you serious.

dj5naira:
LMTO!!!!

darkenedrebel:
creating a thread does not even take up to 3 minutes.
if you are tired & incapable of continuing as a moderator in this sect., then don't be selfish & tender your resignation letter with dignity.

i wonder how you were ever a Catholic Altar server, when you can't even keep to time & plan yourself

Calm down

Second Round fixtures :


Obesemf V Gottoboy - 15 September.

Jigsawkillah V Sokrates - 17 September.

Mikuz V Sosiqdude - 19 September.

Good luck!!

darkenedrebel:
this Kim is a confused lunatic.. make me a moderator of this sect. back then & you lots turned the other way. he can't even organise the LOR tourney properly, & the other Mod is dormant...


Giyazz... I'm creating the thread myself.
we would drop when you come online or tomorrow morning by 8 ..

darkenedrebel:
where's the thread? you are dulling this battle big time

You won't believe it. Work has got me tied down mehhhhh!!!!!!!

coogar:
use this time to fine-tune your script.
mikuz is notoriously known not to keep to time.

he would come back shortly before midnight to air out his pitiful excuses
and start ranting like a mongoose cornered by a black mamba.

Hey watch your mouth, before I break it for you.

Ibime:
Are you trying to say something about Goshikid?

I saw some of my build ups in his verse even. . . I just floored his chin/ and deformed his pen/. . . but since it was build-ups only, I didn't bother to comment.

Hahaha. . . that punch sounded so familiar, I had to google it. I can't stop laughing.

Freestyle @ Pundad

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I handle Uzis/ to dispatch real pussies/ so go self-service yourself or get dismantled rudely/
. . cos if you try to ffuck with Mik . . I ll reach for ma arm and quickly 'shoot Pun' like I'm making an adult movie!/

He ll meet his maker as I blast the fellow to heaven/ cos II have explosives expose his rectum/ and reveal his endo skeleton/
. . . . . when the bombs go [i]booooooom[i/] like [i]Tecno j7![i/]/

How can this ggay trill you fellas?/ he deserves to be jailed like forever/
. . cos ffags keep this Man United when they sandwich him with cocks and leave him 'between the sticks' like David De Gea!/

I slay niggas, like a trained killer/ so when I aim triggers/ he ll flee town and head for his villa . . .
. . cos as bullets rip his province, you ll see him run and desert City like James Milner!/

This fight is like Jigga and Solange/ cos I'm battling a bbitch who's a weakling in rap/ you ll get torn apart when I split ya with the mags/
. . cos I'm bringing the guns to 'Bag Dad' like arms dealers in Iraq!/

These strikes ll dismember your limbs/ you get taught a lesson with scripts/ with every verse that I sling/
. . . cos for tryna mess with the king . . . I'll take this kid to school like September 14th!/

This geek is a coward in a way/ he says he ll stand me when I bring the burners to spray/
. . . but moment he sees the guns cocking . . you ll see him screaming Mikuz 'Mellow Mellow' like Olamide!/
They ll prepare him a casket/ when I have air bombardment sent to his address/
. . cos I ll blow his roof off and expose his properties like I'm declaring his assets!/

This is a landslide victory for Mikuz/ a clear whitewash, he got skinned in the booth/
. . but if he claim this battle was a 'nail biter' he'll get a screw drilled to his tooth!/

Y'all girl run to me each time the shawty is cold/
So her clit is where I always ccum and unload/
No time for decision making . . I lay her along the highway. .
. . It's a 'fork in the road'!/

Thanks alot guys.

Sosiqdude wins this and makes it to the next round.

This was in 2012 when I was voted Music section poster of the year.

Hehe Jackpot; I see you Efe!!

Ok lets go . . .

Lalaboiy . . Knows this/ voters gave me this trophy/ cos in this axis . . Im well known by all and sundry/
So call me . . the championship . . like the English 2nd tier football league!/

Amblors . . Im so sorry/ . . . but you lost your crew/ you paid 'em to rob for you . . Until ma price made them give up on you/
Cos I stash cash like ATMs . . And make voters withdraw from you!!/

OMG . . They JOBbed you like it was they profession/ even ya chick did same . . but she told me not to mention/
What I write Inspire(d) [b]M[/b]en . . like the mod of Auto section!/

I kept brandishing money . . Now my hommies . . are on a real champaigne popping/
You are so broke . . Ya friends found you wanting/ you couldnt throw papers to save ya head . . How come you gave ya comrades nothing/Thats rather daunting/
But as Petr . . my 'cheque' pay pals . . (paypals) like the online money company!/

Ask Ogaga . . I leave these girls impressed . . with the bars I render/ ma cash keep bulging once I step on the arena/
Even United's strikers couldnt ball enough . . to sur-pass ma cheddar (Macheda)!/

Tosin its so clear . . Ya fans won me this bout/ so i advice you shut ya b!tçhy mouth/
Cos i wrote my posts in 'fowl' language . . to make ya voters 'chicken' out!/

Infact . .my victory almost broke yo home/ ya wife couldnt quit the disturb on phone/ until I came over . . and slid her some chromosones/
So keep-with-the flow . . or ya views will face resistance . . like volts of ohms!/

Tosin see . . I and victory stick together . . like pages on Encomium/ cos when I mount on the podium/ I never fail to thril the auditorium/
No other can cook better rhymes . . You bet they dont know all their onions!/

Like words from Sanusi . . on fuel subsidy/ Jackpot claimed my triumph was so convincing/
Best believe . . The poll was no offshore drilling/
So Mukina equally can attest . . that Mikuz did not rig it!/

Im old in this block . . Im no New Kid/ my speeches . . make you to-wish-on (tuition) like Babcock school fees/
Even little Efe knows . . I script more 'puns' than adult movies!!/

Tosin I go give you red eye o!!

MVGT : Muhdg

Criteria

Opener - 1 point : Muhdg

Rhymes - 2 points : Muhdg

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points : Tie

Punchlines - 3 points : Muhdg

Flow - 1 point : Tie

Wordplays - 2 points : Muhdg

Closer- 1 point : Tie

Na cowards full this section this days. SMH. . .

Thanks man, more votes please.

Classsyalabolas:
why wasn't I tagged along with the judges, or am i not eligible to vote

I can't spell your name offhandedly that's why. Please go ahead and vote.

check. . .

Please vote on this :

Ibime
Coogar
EmaPrince
Kr0ne
Giyazz
Airmark

PUNDAD VS MIKUZ


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Sunday 13 September 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!