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Jigsawkillah I hid your verse to avoid feeding.

darkenedrebel:
sure, next week Tuesday/Wednesday would be great ..12 bars..

This is a another devastating loss for Coogar's surrogate son waiting to happen.

darkenedrebel:
FYH? hehe . .coogar's Fadeyi Oloro's line must have made you paranoid, because I never battled fyh...

& yes, you are uneducated..
did you take oral English as a subject in school? because there's no difference between you & Patience Ebele..

You are worse than Patience Ebele if she beat someone who slayed you thrice.

darkenedrebel:
like I said,you were never in my to-do list.
you even ducked when I made a call out some minutes ago, which was further proof of your cowardice..

so stop bothering my mentions with your lunacy, unless you are ready to get decapitated this Sunday.

For you to even call me out is another story on its own.

grayline:
You know how the thing dey be.. pop a thread, give them a time and date.. It's obvious the two guys wanna lock horns.

If them no battle, tear them ban.. You know what I'm saying

Na so? I might as well force Coogar to battle him with a gun pointed at his forehead.

darkenedrebel:
keep telling yourself whatever you like boy. we all know limerick defecated on your mutilated cadaver & used your brain tissues to wipe off the catarrh from his nose.


why are you ducking like a pÜssy?
let's make it more interesting.. loser deactivates his account.
be a man & accept Kim

Ok lemme lighten your assignment. Bring proof that Limerick ever beat Mikuz and I might change my mind.

This is your last chance to battle the king.

grayline:
pop thread for coogar vs ELYMAXiimus

no dey waste time na

Do you need a sooth sayer to tell you that Cooger is scared of Elymaxiimus?

darkenedrebel:
I don't wanna battle you. your stock has fallen incredibly & beating you is like defeating captainflash. ...
I only wanted to kill you again for yapping your mouth & you ducked like a fat vaginna
you are not even on my to-do list.

Liricyst, Jigsawkillah... these are the guys I have in mind, not uneducated nitwits that write bars like Team Mar Ya

It is the same Timaya pun that I used to beat someone who beat you thrice. I'm uneducated and yet I beat someone who beat you thrice? I also beat FYH who also pounded your jaw. Remember? What does that say about you?

YoungDaNaval:
Flimsy Excuse. Kim, Am Done With You

Scared Coogar's ddick peddler.

I thought you don't value your life.

darkenedrebel:
limerick that beat you senseless on Facebook got bodybagged twice by me...

while I was writing maleficent bars, you were busy penning gibberish like Team Mar Ya..

you didn't even know how to pronounce the word Aston Martin until coog exposed you last year..
this rap game ain't for idiotas like you,son.

why don't you learn the trade of your ancestors which is fish-farming, instead of disgracing this beautiful art called Hip-Hop

if Biggie Smalls & Tupac were alive, they would have shot you to death

Limerick beat me on Facebook.

Chronicles of a depressed kid.

If you tell him to bring a prove now that Limerick beat Mikuz on Facebook's he ll tell you that Facebook do not record their battles properly so he can hide the truth.

Why are you running to Facebook?

darkenedrebel:
he wouldn't dare accept. you want him to stake his entire salary in a rap battle he's bound to lose.

the dude pronounces church as shush & Rooney as Looney
we heard his audio battle with Jreyez where he sounded like an illiterate Nassarawa amputee..

even Ibime told him to quit hip-hop after listening to one of his purgatorial audios


& yet Mikuz claims he hasn't lost up to 10 battles here?
has he forgotten about his audio battle with Jreyez were he got obliterated from our memories.
Jreyez beat him so bad, that he couldn't even remember

Did you remember how Wrongturn beat you?

So losing to Jreyez means that I have lost up to 10 battles on here?

Keep clutching at straws, if you try harder maybe I might accept to do you a favour and battle you.

darkenedrebel:
Amnesiac Homo Naledi
you call yourself king? lolololol ..may Ogun strike that cess-pit you call mouth.

basic bars like Agbalumo made you duck & pull a no-show the last time we battled,
as far as everyone on NL is concerned, you are worthless & I'm your superior in this art of writing bars..

So who's king?
Does it pain you greatly that no one ll ever refer to you as King in your life?

YoungDaNaval:
Audio with 10k at stake. Are u in?

I'm super busy these days, check the last time I dropped an audio. No time to run to studio now.

Lets do it with text or are you scared of the King?

YoungDaNaval:
Lmao Scared prick!

Na you I wan battle, I call you out. Accept and watch me decimate your generation.

darkenedrebel:
wack chump. of course, we expected you to duck as usual..

you would have been beaten so bad the world would think you stole something from Ms.

unlike pÜssies like you, I don't stay here debating all day, I take it to the battle grounds
holler at me when you finally grow some balls, or maybe when you get them back from Coogar,cos in your battle with him, he transformed you into a pÜnani

I already gave you a chance to take a shot at the current king but you didn't have the liver to step up. I don't give lilly livered emcees second chances.

darkenedrebel:
you are a fool, I just listed out about 14 people that I've killed on this section & I've not even included those I battled & win in the preliminary stages of the Holocaust & KOP tourney..


list out all your wins on this section & I will list out mine including the 3 cyphers I came out on top

This is childish.
If you're gonna list your exploits at the KOP tourney and the cyphers you partook in, then I'm gonna list out my cyphers and rebuttals at FFR from 2012 till date.

darkenedrebel:
I thought you said I didn't have up to 17 wins on this section?


you can keep telling yourself whatever would make you sleep better, fact remains that both on Facebook & NL, you have lost more battles than TheDarkRebel. & he has more wins under his belt.

I have the record of having more wins in this section than anyone else, followed by Ibime, you're not even second.

darkenedrebel:
is this new style of ducking?

in fact, Monday is too far.
accept to battle now [12 bars] & we drop on Sunday by 12pm.

don't be a coward

Go and sleep, I don't battle liars.

darkenedrebel:
Mikuz, I call you out, 12 bars. deadline - next week Monday.
accept & die quicker than an earthworm colliding with a bag of salt.

You said I have lost up to 10 times in this site, prove it and I ll accept.

darkenedrebel:
shut the hell up. you've lost more than 6 times, the NL tsunami cleared some of them..


I have 8 or 9 losses since 2013 - some of which are debatable & some due to some circumstances like the last match against Elymax where I was thoroughly fatigued after just coming back from the NL Couple competition.

on the other hand I have more than 17 wins under my belt..
are you dumb? I killed giyazz 4 times, I butchered Obesemf & Idivine on Audio, I extirpated Limerick twice, I beat Bars,Heywhizzy, Gotto...the list is endless..

you are indeed a simpleton

The Nairaland hack wiped every thing from January 2013 to June 2013 and within that timeframe I battled 3 times. 1 loss and one draw and one win. Do you have amnesia? Which other battle was wiped out?

I thought said you have lost only 6 times.

Coogar don use koni koni call out Airmark. If Airmark accepts now, he ll start running from pillar to post looking for flimsy excuses.

Lololololol, Darkrebel has even lost three times to Elymaxiimus.

Darkrebel if you don't bring a proof that I ve lost up to 10 battles in NL, you ll be decisively dealt with.

darkenedrebel:
I have lost only 6 battles & I have won 14 since 2013 that I joined.. how is that a bad record?

I lost to elymax, krone,Teddy, Bruce[debatable] & giyazz[most recent]

how is losing 6 times & winning more than 13 battles, while also coming out on top in 3 cyphers on a row a bad record?

■ I dominated last year's cypher, the Holocaust cypher & the Greek cypher.

you in the irregardless have lost more than 10 times. I would dig & bring them all out now.
Ibime even had to pity you in that Warcraft final,because he actually won,not you.
who even rates you again? your glory days have passed..


if anyone thinks Mikuz is better than Darkrebel, share this post.
If you think Darkrebel is the better & well-defined emcee,then like this .post.

I started battling on here in 2012. I have only lost trice against ThePrekky, Emaprince and Ibime. I have won more battles than I have lost.

But you? You lost twice to Elymaxiimus and Teddybiyasi, once to Giyazz, Kr0ne,007bruce and Wrongturn. Thats a whopping 8 battles.

You have won more than 14 battles in NL? lolololololol

darkenedrebel:
■ Coogar's wh∅re

■Ibime's wack Carbon-Copy

■Wack Audio Rapper

■Average Textee

■Bitchy immature & incompetent Moderator

■Glorified Snitch & sex-starved leprechaun [Sleakkid/Khimwhyte episode]

■Useless incapable Tourney Organizer


all of the aforementioned is what you are...
you should shoot yourself with a pistol, pinheaded marsupial

You have the worst losing record in the history of NL.

Dklef:
darkrebel's wack

Word!!!!!!

darkenedrebel:
we all know how you get emotional like a bïtch..

bring out any of your 10 quatrains that beat my last bars
i got 26 likes or so, that's 26 people acknowledging my pen-game, but the same can't be said about your mediocre salawa abeni bars that has ibime's fingerprints all over it


haven't you heard? i got vicodin in my ink
accept my audio challenge & get beheaded like Jim Foley

you are a total disgrace

Coogar's surrogate son.

Sokrates v Jigsawkillah thread is up and running.

JIGSAWKILLAH VS SOCRATES


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danbrowndmf:
thats why i laugh when people say generic generic everytime here...great mind think alike. I have a line like dis i'm about to record,yet i saw it some where else. "back then they call me tonypayne cus i was fucking 9ice" i saw it word for word!

Yes coincidence happens. Great minds think alike, true. That's why nobody is making a fuss about Rebel being accused by Giyazz of biting.

For instance,if you write 10 punchlines and I spot like 2 generic punchlines out of the 10, it's OK. But it becomes a problem if you spit 8 generic punchlines out of 10.

ELYMAXiimus:
i noticed something like this too. I noticed his written veering towards the way thecrook writes.
i think this is why rebel's been losing lately. Rebel needs to understand that rap is not just about vocab.

Check his battle with Giyazz, the only thing that ll make you believe it wasn't scripted by Coogar is the fact that his punchlines weren't bitten, plus his metaphors were wack as ffuck.