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This is like a child who tells his parents that he wants to go to school but later comes to tell them that he no longer wants to get educated so they ll feel unhappy is deceiving himself or his parents?

Good question!

Pundad:
Mikuz? Don't worry....i won't pull out like elymax. Let's do this

I'm not bothered. I am even happy about the pull outs to tell you the truth, cos its gonna greatly reduce the workload and stress in organising things. I don't know why you all think you are doing me a favour by participating in the contest. Where is that mentality coming from?

obesemf:
Mikuz, what do you mean by 24 lines?

Are you seriously asking that question?

Closed : Obesemf wins via a no show and advances to the semi final.

Iceskidd:
Why are you dummies using mikuz to play? If you are in say it once, don't come here and start changing shiit. Mtcheww

Na their papa dem dey take play not Mikuz.

Limerick:
nah, I aint in bro... I just dey whine you

I don't blame you kid.

Ibime:
Quick one. . . . very untidy. . . .

Ask a former Governor . . . how I sexed his daughter/
Her friend tried to déepthroat. . . but her neck was shorter/
Famous singers know me as the sex performer/
Check my home videos . . . . on cassette recorder/
if you wanna see a 'star scream'. . . . I'm the best 'Transformer'!/

Jigsawkillah step to me . . . . he'll be effing slaughtered/
He failed JAMB. . . .and couldn't get WAEC in order/
but if he ever disrespect my order/
Maths will be his favourite class . . . . when I have him subject to torture!/
He always rapping about nines, techs and scorchers/
But if he say he got that pump action. . . .he must be fetching water!/

He claim he get bucks?/
He simply daydreaming. . . he just making it up/
He at the iphone store. . . and he came in a truck/
The dream sweet. . . . till reality is waking him up/
cos he was picking up an Apple. . . but it came as a shock/
when Ol' Roger got up. . . and gave him a knock!/

I met him at the club one weekend/
. . . he didn't know I snuck heat in/
so when the fück weakling/ started all that tough speaking/
I left the duck bleeding/
cos soon as things started to 'boil over'. . . I left the 'puss leaking'!/

This frog will get caught/ then I'ma flog him for sport/
Y'all better start warning this dork/
We'll castrate the loser. . . if we saw him in Port/
then fling his testicles in his baby crib. . . . the balls in his cot!/

Hahaha . . .

LhoOd:
buh the tourney needz yu,Lime,dj5naira et al ..wats a nl rap tourney wit no y'all ...crap.

I see some newbies wantinq in ..i sigh ..#trash

Why don't you go and make a name for yourself so that others ll beg you to attend tourneys?

Pundad:
mikuz...give me gottoboy you take limerick

Why are you scared of Mikuz too?

Mikuz battles Pundad on the 13th while Gottoboy ll trade tackles with Limerick the next day.

OBESEMF VS KINGLAHKAY


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 20 lines.

- Deadline is 4pm, Tuesday 8 September 2015.

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

Limerick:
you didn't tag me bro, not fair

Great, Pundad replaces Elymax, while you replace Giyazz.

Ok Pundad is in. who gets the final slot?
?

llaykorn:
Oga mikuz, you still have an account on Nairaland?

Yes sir!

What's good?

teddybiyasi:
like I've said earlier I'll dash a blind man #2m if that happens

keep dreaming

who will even battle a kid like you self?..he who cries after getting spanked via bars
guess this is the last you'll get from me

mikuz howdy

Como estas

I'm fine, and you?

Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 points

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 points

- 24 lines.

Lord of the Rings 2015 Fixtures :

7 September

Mikuz vs Elymaxiimus

8 September

Obesemf vs Kinglahkay

9 September

Gottoboy vs Giyazz

10 September

Obainojazz vs Jigsawkillah

11 September

Darkrebel vs Socrates

12 September

Sosiqude vs Goshikid


GOODLUCK!!!!!!!!

Sign up closed . . . The following emcees ll partake in this year's edition of the Lord of the Rings . . .

1. Mikuz
2. Obesemf
3. Gottoboy
4. Obainojazz
5. Darkrebel
6. Elymaxiimus
7. Socrates
8. Giyazz
9. Sosiqdude
10. Jigsawkillah
11. Goshikid
12. Kinglahkay


Fixtures coming up shortly . . .

Sosiqdude are you not the same as Socrates?

ELYMAXiimus:
i want your head, so i'm in.

pit us together in the first round.


uhm, may i ask how votes will be cast?

The conventional way we've been doing it.

The judges all be listed once sign up is complete.

I'm looking at :

Ibime
Emaprince
Coogar and
Airmark

I am in.

Welcome to the second installment of the Lord Of The Rings contest.
Much regards to Lord Kr0ne, winner of last year's edition.

Sign up here.


8 netcees ( Knock out system )

No derailing.

Thanks.

I don suffer sha. Imagine . . . SMH.

Classsyalabolas:
This is rebel . are you in?

WTF!!!!!!

Classsyalabolas:
Let's have a proper battle..pick a date

Emaprince ...I'm calling you out as well.
Which one of you is ready ?

Who are you?

Where is Obesemf and Lyricist?

I ll battle any of you if you are down.

Ibime:
Welcome home King

Many thanks brother. I owe you one.

Is this a debate? Prekky is way better than Cooger. You should be comparing Prekky to cats like Ema Prince and not a chap who takes up to 6 months to bust 16.

Thread closed.

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Damn, So long. . .

You gents are suckers/ spitting trash mixed with effing blunders/
It's like you all and wackness go together . . like bread and butter/
Plus you type too much nonsense and stretch like rubber/
. . but I'm about to make this place hot like the temper of Diego Costa!/

I maim and slaughter/ carry a weapon tailor made to rip your momma's face asunder/. . but before I raise the holster . . I ll raid your base with burglars/ . . and have missiles rip your furniture, window frames and lockers/
. . . so when I 'hit the woodwork' don't think I'm playing soccer!/
One jab and I ll change your colour/ since you never impress with what you say or utter/
. . but I'm back so this place will shake again . . like the staff of a native doctor!!/

So any mo'fucker that brattle/ ll surely be strangled. . .till he stutter and gaggle/
. . plus niggas whom this brother has battled . .. . find their defeat 'a bitter pill to swallow' . . but I ain't talking of capsules/
Best believe, I bring light these board like a candle/ cos when I spit, it's everly something that dazzles/ but you all struggle to sparkle/
. .FFR where I'm leaving a 'lasting impression'while you still won't "make your Mark", working for Apple!/

My verses sprout wisdom/ that astound christians/ and interest renowned pilgrims/
Plus my similes and puns are extraordinaire like an owl's vision!/
I beat out that demon/ possessing you with rounds of whipping/
. . cos you're a fake yahoo boy claiming you got the pounds spinning/
When you ain't got a 'good lappy'
. . No "home theaters". . Cos you can't even boast of a "sound system"!/

I strike you blacks/ pressing my rifle hard/
Intimidate you as I shoot above your thigh bones. . so when you see bullets over lap. . it's not a right fullback! /
Everything you fools write is wack/ you never nice with raps/
I ll break your patella. . till I leave you with a 'shaky knee' . . Psquare's 'title track'!/

My flows make you all end up in shame/
For you to claim warlock proves that you all nearly insane/
. . when you can't even 'start an argument'. . cos you'd never 'let sparks fly', unless you weld in a plane!/
We kidnap multinationals who possess oil wells in they names/
And abduct niggas who got the estates and fame/
It's not 'Indonesia's capital' but we could possibly' Jack Carter' when I send men to Lil Wayne!/

YOLOHOMMIE:
DISS AT WARRIBLOOD. some recycled linez too

i barely relate with foools/ . . . .cos am sane and brute/
. . . .so since warriblood is a diagrace in hood/ i wll force im to pay the "piper" while i i dictate the tune!!!/

he's a huge turn off to ladies wit the way he do/
see bro' i gat chicks for sell/ dat re active on bed/ . . .but ur hoe is bonny. . .even her side hips can tell/ ask sugarbee. . .my bae is curvy like her's lol. . .cos dats the right meat for men!!!/
. . .yoh!
. . . we clean and sparkling. . ajebutter/ .. . .cos we gbam. . even una head no dey der/ . . .but for una hood. . .we see em smashing and crashing like wrestlers from wrestler-mania/ . . cos anybody who get *warri-blood* is said to be raise in a ghetto area!!!/
check awt!!!

in the realm of ladies. . .am fast calling awt/ but u dat fvckin tout/ wey get pot belly . . .like goon dats poppin stouts/
i showcase my abs. . .guess wot. . .the ladies start shouting wow/
but wen warriblood came in...and showcase his, the ladies vex and told im to start "walking awt"!!!/

so someone shud tell this beetch that the flow i venture/ is prolly full of tough adventure/
i heard he's studyin art. . .lol. . .but even wit "H b" the lonely beetch cant "draw" attention!!!/

cos
i pop rude diss/ dat knock you kids/
. . ..u think NL is wer u wl swallow "cow feaces" den come here and drop "bull sh!t?/

honestly the bro is loosin it/ i asked a church elder. . he said anytin wey wear skirt. . .you re ready to put your "Dd!ck in" it/
. . . cos your foolish kid/ . . .i bet warriblood neva taste a lady's booobs or even knw wot pucci is!!!/



#Yolo

Nice!

The guy who freestyled last is a fire spitter!!!!!