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Jokes Etc › Re: First Lady At It Again + Visafone Lol by mikuz(op): 8:01pm On Nov 05, 2011
*Ignores the nympho*
Music/Radio › Re: Where Is General Pype? by mikuz(m): 7:57pm On Nov 05, 2011
Lol @ wonder kid
Music/Radio › Re: What Is Your Favourite Lady Gaga Song? by mikuz(m): 7:51pm On Nov 05, 2011
Alehandro
Jokes Etc › First Lady At It Again + Visafone Lol by mikuz(op): 7:36pm On Nov 05, 2011
Na GOD save my Life today oo! I was still suffering from the Shock Our First Lady inflicted on me with her Grammer "Though we are all from different states but Nigeria still remains our Continent." when i Receive another Terrible one from VISAFONE when i was trying to Recharge my Phone, not knowing i entered the Recharge PIN Incorrectly, Feel this:
"Sorry, The Recharge PIN Number is not exist.
Who go save us now? lol
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 6:23pm On Nov 05, 2011
I call this . . . THA MEMORIAL . .

Yo . . .

Listen . .

Let's go . . .


I present raps above ya standard . . NAFDAC approved/
Born with da skills . . like JJ . . So if i get a C . . Awoof!/
My bars deathly . . like the epitaph i penned on ya Tombstone!/
He gat a Mac book workstation . . But unlike me . . He aint no pro/
Im a left-handed Wiz/ . . But i 'write' da dope-st ish!/
Hold it down Jeniffer style . . The way i Lope-X beats/
Home this . . Crib that/ . . Matter of fact/
Watch ya rhymes/
Cos ya aint a house owner . . The only number you own . . Is ya land line!/
He spits Irrational . . He's bars illogical . . Yes we know/
But I gat da special number . . Dude i glo(w) Infinito/
More gifted than a wedding present . . Dude I top da ladder/
Hehe . . He a 'top draw' cos he 'pools' Okro stunts . . Ogbono Rapper!!!/
Music/Radio › Re: Flavour N'abania - "Iwe" (Tribute To Mc Loph) by mikuz(m): 7:30am On Nov 05, 2011
Great song!
Good beats!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 1:15am On Nov 05, 2011
Lol
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:15pm On Nov 04, 2011
Music/Radio › Banging! Butch - Mushy Mushy by mikuz(op): 5:52pm On Nov 03, 2011
Meet Clive Buchi Shedraqs also known as Butch who likes to see himself as the newest rap sensation in Nigeria. Born and raised in portharcourt, he has been in the music scene for a while . Check out his first single – Mushy Mushy which he says speaks for itself, as its been gaining airplay all over clubs and radios around Port Harcourt and the south generally.

"I dey go mushy mushy
Na she dey make me go mushy mushy"
http://www.360nobs.com/2011/11/360fresh-butch-mushy-mushy/
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 12:11pm On Nov 03, 2011
Before Dbr comes with ya Burial rites it best i pen ya epitaph !

Cos we're giving you a State Burial!

"Here lies the body of Ibime . . X-ed like a Mac OS!/
Courtesy of THA GREATEST! . . DBR . . FFR Coded!!/"



Pass da torch! . . Ya tenure is now over/
Cos raising my fire-arm . . Would make you hand-over!/
You aint over-seas . . To me ya just a local champ! . . Damn it!/
My sharp ish cut across boundaries . . Dude im Trans-oceanic!/
Im a leave you grounded/
If you think ya Janded!/
Have ya crew 'credit' me like i asked 'em for air-time!/
Dude is so fly like i spit air-lines/
Im a pop star . . when i fire-down ya beer bottle!/
Aint a Teddy . . Though ya girl wanna cuddle/
Ipad (I pad) netcees like Apple tablets!/
Choke you up when i 'prey' on ya chaplets!/
Im a make him keep faulting the gods/
Cos i win every bout by de-fault!/
I 'ooze-ill' puns . . Fitting in a 'mere-suit' wont make you spit iller!/
F-ck MADRID ho's . . But you wont come REAL-er!!/

Oya Dbr over to you!!
Music/Radio › Re: Who Is The Best Musician In Nigeria: 2face Or Dbanj by mikuz(m): 8:59am On Nov 02, 2011
Really?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 7:25am On Nov 02, 2011
Finally the thread is coming back to life.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:59pm On Nov 01, 2011
GREATEST OF ALL TIME !!


oNe!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:39pm On Nov 01, 2011
These netcees be Lieu-tenants . . Lacking owner-ship rights/
But my style of rap clinical. . Im a lyrical admiral . . Cos i rhyme tight!/
You spit cocky 'bars' that be Super Lame/
I own da illest flows on da MIC . . Like NUGA games/
My swag ya chick be feeling . . When she spots my hy-undai Tucson Ignition/
Ya moves de-meaning . . Low definition/
I leave rappers in bad shapes . . Im a nasty role model/
Ya ish fumbles . . The sec i hit the throttle!/
Google it! . . Im da dop-est you can ever find/
F-ck you and ya city runs . . I gat ya a-ss to grind!/
And shut da eff up!. . He just Xed you stone-dead . . You Lame Rocky Rooster!/
So it is with deep pleasure I print ya Orbituary Poster!!/
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:44pm On Oct 31, 2011
^
Lol!!
Jeez See punches!!
Jokes Etc › Re: An American Investor: by mikuz(m): 4:29pm On Oct 30, 2011
Is the joke here?
Jokes Etc › Re: 4 X 4 Lol by mikuz(op): 4:27pm On Oct 30, 2011
Lol
Music/Radio › Re: Lil Wayne And Eminem; Who Is A Better Rapper? by mikuz(m): 1:14pm On Oct 30, 2011
Lol
So what do you claim?
Music/Radio › Re: Keri Hilson Takes Shot At Nigerian Artiste's Lyrics by mikuz(m): 7:50am On Oct 30, 2011
^roflmao
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 10:06pm On Oct 29, 2011
i get so slipery i move in(moving) smooth in your throats like "DRAW SOUP", i keep my head up high in da game, jirrafe is under statement
^
roflmfao!!
This one follow for rap? shoo?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:57pm On Oct 29, 2011
Friday night freestyle . . The return . . Sorry im dropping this late . .

Let's go . .

I ball like i strike for Cameroun . . This nigga is Indomitable/
Even when i lace my rhymes on beats . . I stay un-beatable!/
My free will to de-Vote my pen to rule rap is Un-democratic!/
So I govern with an Iron fist . . No plastics/
When my 'blow-drop' on ya face . . It leaves you black-eyed as if i use voo-doo!/
Airtel flow . . Dude is '2good'/
Im a lady with no shawl . . I dis-mantle!/
Verses so cold like the hands of death . . Too-hot-to-handle!/
Set ya kitchen tools alight . . But you would still be a flash-in-the-pan!/
Pair in defence with 'kaboul' . . You wont blow like Afghanistan/
ENGAGING me in a battle is contra-ceptive . . FLIRT with the idea . . But don't BEAR-it-in-mind!/
No special effects . . Im real like non FI-ction . . Though im SCI-ence incline-d!/
It's like i take hemp . . I bomb them like BOMB-AY!/
My win is Clear-cut(clay court) . . Name me the king on clay!/
No HANDS-free . . But ya fate is on my palms . . I rock HEAD-phones/
And my punchlines turn mandibles to dead-bones!/

Brah!
Keep it coming guys!
Ibime and Dbr!!
Una too much.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 9:49pm On Oct 29, 2011
Friday night freestyle . . The return . . Sorry im dropping this late . .

Let's go . .

I ball like i strike for Cameroun  . . This nigga is Indomitable/
Even when i lace my rhymes on beats . . I stay un-beatable!/
My free will to de-Vote my pen to rule rap is Un-democratic!/
So I govern with an Iron fist . . No plastics/
When my 'blow-drop' on ya face . . It leaves you black-eyed as if i use voo-doo!/
Airtel flow . . Dude is '2good'/
Im a lady with no shawl . . I dis-mantle!/
Verses so cold like the hands of death . .  Too-hot-to-handle!/
Set ya kitchen tools alight . . But you would still be a flash-in-the-pan!/
Pair in defence with 'kaboul' . . You wont blow like Afghanistan/
ENGAGING me in a battle is contra-ceptive . . FLIRT with the idea . . But don't BEAR-it-in-mind!/
No special effects . . Im real like non FI-ction . . Though im SCI-ence incline-d!/
It's like i take  hemp . . I bomb them like BOMB-AY!/
My win is Clear-cut(clay court) . . Name me the king on clay!/
No HANDS-free  . . But ya fate is on my palms . . I rock HEAD-phones/
And my punchlines turn mandibles to dead-bones!/

Brah!
Keep it coming guys!
Ibime and Dbr!!
Una too much.
Music/Radio › Re: I Promise 2 Drop A New Track Every Week On Nairaland-double Six by mikuz(m): 7:51pm On Oct 29, 2011
^ my younger brother.
Music/Radio › Re: Why Do All Albums By Nigerian Artistes Receive Negative Comments On Nairaland? by mikuz(m): 7:50pm On Oct 29, 2011
@Seedord
mainframe??
You wicked o!
Music/Radio › Re: Keri Hilson Takes Shot At Nigerian Artiste's Lyrics by mikuz(m): 7:47pm On Oct 29, 2011
At least for lyrics bracket try pass wizkid!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:07pm On Oct 29, 2011
Dbr sick sick sick sick sick
Music/Radio › Happy Birthday To Duncan Mighty!(ph First Son) - Turns 28 Today! by mikuz(op): 4:53pm On Oct 28, 2011
Today is Duncan Mighty's birthday. This is wishing him a happy birthday with many years and blazing tracks to come!

Granting a radio interview on Cool fm 95.9 Port-Harcourt this afternoon the Port harcourt first says in the mood of the celebration he would paying visits to notable Motherless babies home around the city. When asked how old he is, Unlike most Nigerian so called celebrities,the down to earth Rumuola Based star told us he is 28 today!


Can you imagine! Immediately i heard it i quickly logged onto wikipedia to really confirm. Unbelievely Duncan Mighty who had the highest albums sales in the Country last year does not have a wikipedia page?
Haba! Naija!
Music/Radio › Re: It Is Baby Girl For Beyonce by mikuz(op): 1:50pm On Oct 28, 2011
Lol
Music/Radio › Re: Why Do All Albums By Nigerian Artistes Receive Negative Comments On Nairaland? by mikuz(m): 1:12pm On Oct 28, 2011
^ roflmao!
Music/Radio › Re: It Is Baby Girl For Beyonce by mikuz(op): 1:07pm On Oct 28, 2011
Behold an illumatic child would be born.
Music/Radio › It Is Baby Girl For Beyonce by mikuz(op): 1:01pm On Oct 28, 2011
Pregnant singer Beyonce Knowles and husband Jay-Z are reportedly expecting a baby girl together.
"Beyonce is thrilled she's having a daughter. She and her mother are so close, and she's wanted to have that relationship with her own child," femalefirst.co.uk quoted a source as saying.

Source™ : http://m.timesofindia.com/entertainment/music/news-and-interviews/Beyonce-expecting-baby-girl/articleshow/10517516.cms

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