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Jokes Etc › Re: Igbo Man by mikuz(m): 1:49pm On Jun 01, 2011

I am now well convinced that you have an hidden agenda here in the jokes section!
How can you be re-posting and re-cycling jokes anyhow with impunity?!

Jokes Etc › Re: Grand Pa And Grand Son! by mikuz(m): 1:45pm On Jun 01, 2011

Woi!
So you call this a joke?
Are you trying to impress someone here or what?

Jokes Etc › Re: Poor Blackberry by mikuz(m): 1:41pm On Jun 01, 2011

Please seun move this pathetic ish to the phones section!
Thanks for you co-operation in ~~advance~~ arrears.

Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Saves Club From Relegation (Video Inside) by mikuz(m): 12:25pm On Jun 01, 2011

henry101:
Is Uchebo really loved by his supporters? It's good.
Musa has really improved alot.

you must have at huge myopic mindset! That aint the cruz of the matter! The issue is : he is better than utaka,promise and anichebe joined together! Don't you get it? And if those punks can make the team then why can't he?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 12:18pm On Jun 01, 2011

thanks a lot!

Jokes Etc › Re: Stealth Bra Concept by mikuz(m): 12:14pm On Jun 01, 2011

hohohahahehe
funny lol!

Jokes Etc › Re: 16 Wifes! by mikuz(m): 10:41am On Jun 01, 2011

^^
we must be a compatible pair! How come we think alike so perfectly? This can't be a coincedence, i suspect something lovely is behind it.

Jokes Etc › Re: Little Kids Struggling To Put On A Generator(i Pass My Neighbour)! by mikuz(op): 10:35am On Jun 01, 2011

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=679000.msg8429357#msg8429357 date=1306871902]cute babies

but this pic na child abuse!

If you wan on your gen - do am your self o sad

@poster - I'm gonna call the NSPCC on you lipsrsealed

[/quote]But i am not one who should be held responsible for this act na.ok see,i know who pepertuated this gruesome crime. Believe me, just come to my place,but make sure you come alone,putting on a very short skirt and a sexy top(pink in colour preferably), and i will take you to him. Trust me i know him personally. He shouldn't be left to go free just like that.

Jokes Etc › Re: Mr Bean Vs. Justin Bieber by mikuz(m): 9:55am On Jun 01, 2011

Oh dear, you know this is not the kind of thing to discuss in this place. Truthfully he's a very busy guy. How about coming over to my residence let's converse well about it?

Jokes Etc › Re: Programming Section Based On My Measurement by mikuz(m): 10:53pm On May 31, 2011

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=676366.msg8429661#msg8429661 date=1306876317]Yep, I've done my fair share of maths - so don't be expecting to wow me tongue

I can tell the difference b/w honest meaningful mathmatics and disjointed copy 'n paste mathema[b]tricks[/b] cool

[/quote]seriously reading through your posts bring so much delight to my soul! You really making my ~~day~~ night!

Jokes Etc › Re: 16 Wifes! by mikuz(m): 8:29pm On May 31, 2011

@olawale
don't tell me you haven't seen it yet!
OMG!! It's so funny that after reading it,you'll find yourself rolling on the floor with laughter!
Lol!

Jokes Etc › Re: A True Life Story By Dariye by mikuz(m): 8:10pm On May 31, 2011

If i were you,i would just stone myself to death.
I swear your parents have already given up on you,long before you were born!

Jokes Etc › Re: Programming Section Based On My Measurement by mikuz(m): 8:01pm On May 31, 2011

lysaa:
Just because i applauded your sense in math shouldn't make your head swell. It was right on point where they eluded the strength of the matter. Didn't call for an unlease of qualifications and prospect.

i tire o! The guy is just rude and arrogant at the same time! Posing with a scanty pride!

Jokes Etc › Re: Mom by mikuz(m): 7:51pm On May 31, 2011

lysaa:
Mikuz dear, why are they all picking on just u?

oh ~~honey~~ darling! please don't blame them.THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS of the both of Us!

Jokes Etc › Re: The Hill Billy Mirror by mikuz(m): 7:46pm On May 31, 2011

^^
please pardon my pro-activeness!

Jokes Etc › Re: Little Kids Struggling To Put On A Generator(i Pass My Neighbour)! by mikuz(op): 7:44pm On May 31, 2011

snowdrops:
just some bored adult trying to catch fun with the kids i guess

wrong guess! But you tried! OF A TRUTH I TELL YOU MY BROTHERMAN ~~slowdrops~~ SNOWDROPS, Those kids are just fed up with the deplorable state of electricity in this nation.

Jokes Etc › Re: Programming Section Based On My Measurement by mikuz(m): 7:35pm On May 31, 2011

lysaa:
Teachers don't teach me nonsense.

i swear i am a better ~~teacher~~ tutor. If you enrol in my lesson sessions i bet you won't regret it.

Jokes Etc › Re: Obama by mikuz(m): 7:31pm On May 31, 2011

lysaa:
What were u thinking? Some things are just too high to joke with mahn!

Don't mind him o jare.

Jokes Etc › Re: Obama by mikuz(m): 6:24pm On May 31, 2011

ode remo:
so the punch is OBAMA is now GOD.
really, i mean really.
we move on.
next.

so that was what he meant?
~~El Guapo~~ El cuerpo you are finished!

Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes And Comments by mikuz(m): 6:20pm On May 31, 2011

I bet you will feel better.

Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes And Comments by mikuz(m): 6:18pm On May 31, 2011

ode remo:
i tot u were going to post JOKES. thank GOD u made it only one. its awful. my eyes hurts.

na me you dey ask? Ok if it really hurts you,rub am hydraulic na.

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Made You Pregnant by mikuz(m): 6:14pm On May 31, 2011

ode remo:
^^^^, @~~mi curse~~ ode ram(o), dont bite more than u can shew. easy does it ohhh.

Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Thing Ever - Please Help Me Stop Laughing! by mikuz(m): 6:09pm On May 31, 2011

ode remo:
i beg of u pls do not laugh with them rather laff @ them cos those pic. are absurd to say the least.
i mean that in all sincerity. an eyesaw they are.

Are you tryna ask a question or what?

Jokes Etc › Re: Little Kids Struggling To Put On A Generator(i Pass My Neighbour)! by mikuz(op): 6:05pm On May 31, 2011

^
of course!

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Made You Pregnant by mikuz(m): 6:04pm On May 31, 2011

@ode remo, U must really be a blind man. Some offence.

Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes And Comments by mikuz(m): 5:59pm On May 31, 2011

Not funny at all! *shakes his head and says* anyways you try sha! You can do better sef.

Jokes Etc › Re: Obama by mikuz(m): 5:55pm On May 31, 2011

El Guapo:
There they go again

Mikuz been the scapegoat here

Pushing a breed of Osama bin laden to the wall. . .

Don't get it!
What are you up to this time around?
Better don't eff with me,cuz i aint safe §.e.x!

Jokes Etc › Re: Little Kids Struggling To Put On A Generator(i Pass My Neighbour)! by mikuz(op): 5:47pm On May 31, 2011

lysaa:
Just because u said so?

dearie please ignore him! He has surely gotten what he deserves! Good for him!

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