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@akunta
it means he's calling you an asshole and not usshole

What a horrific year to be a corper! Fear don dey grip me o!
How my year go be?
Maybe al qaeda go get their african headquaters for naija here!

@op
so you mean you posted a joke without having carnal knowledge of it or what? Mehn this joke funny die! Omg! Hahahahaehehe!
I almost fell into a ditch being overwhelmed with laughter!

el cuerpo! Like serious? Please don't play with my ignorance intelligence! How can you call this ish a joke? If na play stop am o!

el cuerpo what is this?

Oboy see market place o!

dabraska:
lwkmd!!!! u pple make me laff alot!! so u believe u actually beat Argentina? dat was a complete joke of d year,  .
I will b very straight, d only tin dat so-called "win" did to us was to boost our confidence!
dat wasnt Argentina's team B, rather it was their team Z apart from Zabaleta nd mayb 1 or 2 oda players dat played,  
70% of the Argies dat played dat day were playn 4 dier national team 4 d 1st tym,  nd u call dat a Senior International match please!!!

buh dnt gemme wrong, its in d record that Nigeria beat Argentina, but lets b true to ourselves, dat ddnt do us any gud!

Just take a gud look at England vs Ghana, England played with 70% of dier 1st team players and it ended 1-1, those r d kind of matches dat we r meant 2 consider as a match not dis 1,

DDnt u guys hear of wat happnd, Argentina 1st rejected d offer from Nigeria, but den accepted 4rm Guiness, gimme a break!! it was 1 of 2 tins dat must hv bin agreed btw Argies nd Guiness,
1. Argentina wasnt gon to field a squad A team which happened or,
2. we were goin 2 b givn d advantage,  considerin d match was goin to b refereed by a Nigerian, linesmen, Nigerian and evrytin lyk dat,

I had a meetin wif Kanu on Sunday nd he told me it was a complete joke even b4 d matchday, so I had known wat was gonna happen,

So lets b careful in jubilatin, cus wat i saw 4rm d Nigerian syd was inexperienced futball, dey werent passn d ball on tym nd dis rigid futball is still in dem,  
No wori, we go beta 1 day!

if only we have more people like this in Nigeria! This nation will be the best place on the face of the earth!

@OP
So if you hadn't experienced this minor setback you could have gone ahead to marry a Golddigger and a w.h,or.e at that?
Mehn you should be wiser than this!

@OP
So if you hadn't experienced this minor setback you could have gone ahead to marry a Golddigger and a w.h,or.e at that?
Mehn you should be wiser than this!

The Movie of Our Life
by mikuz

In the movie of our life,
starring you and me.
Hollywood is in for a treat,
wait until they see.
The stage is all ours,
so let's put on a good show.
We act these roles so well,
but they will never know.
Shakespeare seems out of date,
Romeo and Juliet got old.
Baby they have nothing on us,
so let our story be told.
We write romance scenes,
like forever had no end.
It all comes so natural,
with an amazing girlfriend.
We've only gotten started,
the end is far from now.
Nothing can break us up,
not even a broken vow.
People watch the notebook,
is that all Hollywood's got?
Girl, you and me alone,
make those scenes look hot.
They'll write a story one day,
and a movie to go with it.
Just get us to act it out,
It would be the greatest hit.
We may never be Hollywood's
hottest,
Brad and Angelina will be in the
past.
It will last as long as their
careers,
but baby you and I will forever
last.

sauer:
just coming in. reliable source. . .

[size=20pt]Guiness paid Argentina to lose Against Nigeria, so that Nigerians can have something to smile about!!![/size]

Gbam!!
REASONS :
1.Improvement of Guinness' Goodwill.
2.Sales promotion.
3.World cup fallout,
Wait,sit tight up! Am coming back for the longer list!

Toaskarity:
TRASH!

Ignoramus!
See your mouth like trash!
How come your incredulous level and size of ignorance has alttered your sense of reasoning?
Wonders shall never end!

Welder:
You must have loads of hate in your system
Whats your point kid!

so na me you come dey call kid abi?
I don't blame you! Na ahmed musa i blame!

tbaba1234:
Nigeria beat Argentina messi-lessly tonite!

That was not a weak Argentine squad::: Almost every player plays in a top league in Europe.

THE FULL LIST:
GABBARINI, Adrian - Independiente, Argentina
ZABALETA, Pablo - Manchester City, England
ANGELERI, Marcos - Sunderland FC, England
GARAY, Ezequiel - Real Madrid, Spain
OTAMENDI, Nicolas - Porto FC, Portugal
FAZIO, Federico - Sevilla, Spain
BELLUSCHI, Fernando - Porto FC, Portugal
CABRAL, Alejandro - Legia Varsovia. Poland
FORMICA, Mauro - Blackburn Rovers, England
INSUA, Emiliano - Galatasaray, Turkey
CRISTALDO, Jonathan - Metalist Kharkiv, Ukraine
GAITAN, Nicolas - Benfica, Portugal
PIATTI, Pablo - Almeria, Spain
RUBEN, Marco - Villarreal, Spain
JARA, Franco - Benfica, Portugal
PEROTTI, Diego - Sevilla, Spain
BOSELLI, Mauro - Genoa, Italy
BERTOLO, Nicolas - Real Zaragoza, Spain
COSTA, Tino - Valencia, Spain
MUSACCHIO, Mateo - Villarreal, Spain

it's not about being or playing in the top leagues in Europe!
The ish is : are the first team regulars?
Answer : NO!!
GET IT!

lysaa:
I repeat, why did they kill the inventor? Some1 like me would love such product.

*rubs his eyes again and this time he does it vigourously that it smarted him,only just to re-affirm that it was his lysaa who posted quoted the above message*
huh?
Hey baby,
but you know i am capable of inventing something much more better than that!
Ok take a closer look,it aint even that technologically abreast!
Someone like you who means more than the world solar system to me deserves more!
Whatcha say?

Guinness should tell us what terms and conditions they had with Argentina prior to this match. How can they field a weak team like this? People should stop calling this match a friendly because it was way too below a friendly match.COME TO THINK OF IT, how can a Nigerian team[AFRICA], play a match with a SOUTH AMERICAN team in Abuja and have a Niger referee[AFRICAN] officiate the match? Argentina played this match with no member of their National team first eleven!
I seriously believe Guinness have a hidden Agenda concerning this match!
Who knows?
Guinness wouldn't have been able to cover the cost if Argentina had fielded their strong team!
4-1 indeed!

@190
don't do that! Better wait until you're 50! Or it would be too late for you!
Remember a stitch in time saves fifty nine. Hurry!

@ode
you just dey earnestly and eagerly dey find person wey you go die for em hand!

@ode remo
you wan fight?
E be like say you no like the structure of your face.

@shakara4U
hey,if you are that desperate to laugh i'll suggest you tickle yourself.
Try it.
You go laugh die!
Lol.

ode remo:
?
no.u are the joke.

mehn what's your own na?
You dey sound like say you want buy trouble!

lysaa:
^ lol na u when dey note down all im moves crase pass.

can't you see that's his first and only post?
Moreover if am crazy,it's because i am heel over heads head over heels for you!

Is the joke here?

boardmem:
hey ya, barcelona av sent him off d pitch! lol

Ironical but true : this
Barcelona is such a merciless messi-less team!
E remain Giggs!
But na liverpool go send am to em own retirement next season.

slap1:
V V V Venlo. Na wa for dis kain name o!

so you mean you haven't ever taken a second look at your own name before?
slap1 stap1 indeed!

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Ok lemme get it :
first of it all,you staged an escape from a rehabilitation center where you were held for a couple of years,only to be re-captured yet again and taken to a psychiatric hospital. There,you stunned the doctors and managed to elude them again!
How did you get to pull a stunt like this?
But the one that baffles me most is : few minutes after your escape you created this topic!
Haba!!

Dyt:
Oh
well she askd him act lyk she nt hm
i chuckled once

well,i chuckled one and half times.

Hohohohuhuhehahahehehe!!

@feelgood
look for something else to do than coming here to bore us with copy and paste joke(s). You hear?

@Dyt
don't mind him.

Hahaha!
Funny guy,funny joke!
Hehe!