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Jokes Etc › Re: 3 Fishes! by mikuz(m): 12:35am On May 31, 2011

Lysaa check this out baby :
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloha_Tower
you know what i mean?

Jokes Etc › Re: Wicked Sympathy by mikuz(m): 12:31am On May 31, 2011

lysaa:
I'll spine u in somn good if u'd just hang on with the fight. Its seriously entertaining.

of course lysaa ama do exactly that! You know i can SWIM across the PACIFIC ocean for YOU!

Jokes Etc › Re: Programming Section Based On My Measurement by mikuz(m): 12:22am On May 31, 2011

lysaa:
Thanks but i'll ~~pass~~ hit him hard.

TRIPLE H STYLEE.

Jokes Etc › Re: 3 Fishes! by mikuz(m): 12:15am On May 31, 2011

^^
*he pardons it and says*
i mean the ~~guy~~ girl is high just like Aloha!

Jokes Etc › Re: Programming Section Based On My Measurement by mikuz(m): 12:12am On May 31, 2011

lysaa:
Thats a character assassination that i wouldn't condone!

please don't condone it! Don't allow this ~~character assassination~~ felony to just go scot free! You have to act fast with an immediate alacrity!! Before it turns into something else!
Me self,i can't even bear it.

Jokes Etc › Re: 3 Fishes! by mikuz(m): 12:07am On May 31, 2011

lysaa:
U must be high. .i swia!

just like ALOHA!! i bet!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Wicked Sympathy by mikuz(m): 12:01am On May 31, 2011

lysaa:
lol nice flows. .

* biting big chunks of shawama and washing it down with zobo while at the watch.*

and nothing for me?

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny by mikuz(m): 11:58pm On May 30, 2011

*he couldn't find it no matter how hard he tried and so he hisses,leaves the room and bangs the door after him*

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny by mikuz(m): 11:56pm On May 30, 2011

*switches his torch ON and continues looking for the joke*

Jokes Etc › Re: Definition Of Innocence? by mikuz(m): 11:49pm On May 30, 2011

snowdrops:
may the good lawd ~~forgive~~ deliver you

Jokes Etc › Re: Din Ka Kitna by mikuz(m): 11:46pm On May 30, 2011

Na so craze dey start?

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Made You Pregnant by mikuz(m): 11:43pm On May 30, 2011

jamace:
Ha ha ha

you can't be serious! You mean you are laughing at this? Like serious?

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Made You Pregnant by mikuz(m): 11:42pm On May 30, 2011

jamace:
Ha ha ha

you can't be serious! You mean you are laughing at this? Like serious?

Jokes Etc › Re: Mr Bean Vs. Justin Bieber by mikuz(m): 11:40pm On May 30, 2011

rokiatu:
Not funny.

i thought he's related to you! Lmfao!

Jokes Etc › Re: Do Something, Cat by mikuz(m): 11:39pm On May 30, 2011

*hisses and runs away*

Jokes Etc › Re: Obama by mikuz(m): 11:37pm On May 30, 2011

El Guapo:
Lemme guess? U slept wiv her last nite??

Cos u've been infected with that Disease of not locating easily

lol!!
But you guessed wrong!! Its' YINKALINK not IBOTUS!

Jokes Etc › Re: 3 Fishes! by mikuz(m): 11:34pm On May 30, 2011

^^
are you ok?

Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Thing Ever - Please Help Me Stop Laughing! by mikuz(m): 11:30pm On May 30, 2011

Please enough of all these absurd pictures na?

Jokes Etc › Re: Wicked Sympathy by mikuz(m): 11:26pm On May 30, 2011

dammizz:
Ha ha ha, mikuz mikuz! u r so fool, pardon me, I mean full of amazement, d reason why all jokes seem dry 2 u is because u ve'nt noticed dt u r drier than all d dry jokes combined, it'll take a miracle 2 make u wet. I lafft when I overheard that d only time u r wet is when u in bed. Grow&Cheer up friend, but until then my wicked sympathy goes 2 u

don't test me even if you got testes! Cuz i will SNIPE you like WESLEY!!everybody knows i can carry you and your miserable family on broken shoulders!!! BETTER BEWARE!!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Wicked Sympathy by mikuz(m): 11:22pm On May 30, 2011

olawalebab:
Mikuz, thanks atleast you make me laugh with your joke sorry comment

meaning?

Jokes Etc › Little Kids Struggling To Put On A Generator(i Pass My Neighbour)! by mikuz(op): 9:04pm On May 30, 2011

omg!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Kill English by mikuz(m): 10:30am On May 30, 2011

^^
you is always fonding of does this! Whying?

Jokes Etc › Re: The Rebirth by mikuz(m): 10:22am On May 30, 2011

^^
now that's really hillarious!

Jokes Etc › Re: Obama by mikuz(m): 10:12am On May 30, 2011

lbotus:
Where's d joke?

i can't find it too!

Jokes Etc › Re: Meaning Of 'i Love You' by mikuz(m): 10:08am On May 30, 2011

freeman9ja:
Some truth in your words my dear, and wht about ladies whn u hear them say i love u 2??

oya help me ask am!

Jokes Etc › Re: Wicked Sympathy by mikuz(m): 10:01am On May 30, 2011

olawalebab:
i have been following some of your recent comment, and all i see is you condeming others jokes. Waiting for your own post now or else i move a motion for you to be ban

i have also been following your recent jokes in this section too,only to discover that they've all been dry like harmattan! Therefore am calling for all the owners of boring and dry jokes in this section to be ex-communicated! With immediate effect!

Jokes Etc › Re: Satan Rejects Osama Bin Laden In Hell by mikuz(m): 9:45am On May 30, 2011

El Guapo:
Thought i was even watching a horrow film

lol

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