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Jokes Etc › Re: Little Kids Struggling To Put On A Generator(i Pass My Neighbour)! by mikuz(op): 5:42pm On May 31, 2011

shababysha:
very dumb

*mikuz gives him a hot slap! He(shababy) falls down to his knees and breaks down into tears*
next time don't play around with adults!

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Made You Pregnant by mikuz(m): 5:38pm On May 31, 2011

mirob:
@mikuz, U must really be a ~~sadist~~ realist. No offeince.

Jokes Etc › Re: Mom by mikuz(m): 5:35pm On May 31, 2011

mirob:
@mikuz,U r d ~~joke~~ bomb on this joke section.

Jokes Etc › Re: The Hill Billy Mirror by mikuz(m): 5:32pm On May 31, 2011

Buhahahahehe
LMSAO!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Back In The Days! by mikuz(m): 5:29pm On May 31, 2011

mirob:
I remember ukwa ruo oge ya oda, that love story dat made me want to fall in love then.

LOL!
WONDERS shall never cease!

Jokes Etc › Re: In The Examination Room by mikuz(m): 5:24pm On May 31, 2011

Can i laugh?

Jokes Etc › Re: Wicked Sympathy by mikuz(m): 12:56pm On May 31, 2011

El Guapo:
Strictly for the Inhabitants of Saturn

El cuerpo

Romance › Re: Single And Married Lover by mikuz(m): 11:06am On May 31, 2011

You don't have to run back that married man for 'servicing' anymore. i can fill in the space na.

Romance › Re: Single And Married Lover by mikuz(m): 11:05am On May 31, 2011

You don't have to run back that married man for 'servicing' anymore. i can fill in the space na.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A friend by mikuz(m): 10:50am On May 31, 2011

Then you need me. Hit me up on mikuz_ikenna@yahoo.com

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by mikuz(m): 10:47am On May 31, 2011

Here's mine : 08165899533

Jokes Etc › Re: Wicked Sympathy by mikuz(m): 10:35am On May 31, 2011

dammizz:
Na waa, see as m.i(mikuz) & waje(lysaz) dey discuss loff matter 4 my veranda, u go fear contradicting stature nah, dis na real evidence say loff get cataract. Plus if girl dey discuss missile&rocket issue @ dis early stage, it only means 1 thang, she'd forseen she'll quickly grow tired of d poor boring guy & then planning d way out right from d start, f.e.m.a.l.e.s *smh*, my wicked sympathy (in advance) goes 2 d bro concerned.
*drags mikuz by d ear 2 d extreme corner & whispers. . .* amigo, your lines r not weak buh not strong enuff, I was a date dr & I could b of help. Whatcha say?

i laugh in abbottabad!

Jokes Etc › Re: Growing Up In Naija: Boarding Schools And Trading Insults by mikuz(m): 10:24am On May 31, 2011

^
i guess you should take it easy. No need for shouting. It's all part of the joke.

Jokes Etc › Re: 16 Wifes! by mikuz(m): 10:20am On May 31, 2011

You try!
But there's a room for improvement.

Jokes Etc › Re: 16 Wifes! by mikuz(m): 10:18am On May 31, 2011

You try!
But there's a room for improvement.

Jokes Etc › Re: Growing Up In Naija: Boarding Schools And Trading Insults by mikuz(m): 8:44am On May 31, 2011

yinkalink:
yea, u didnt go to school if u were a dae student

WTF??
Says who??
well thats' your own view anyways!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:38am On May 31, 2011

Ema prince:
been long y'all

I think I'm good to go/ . cos I'm in a mood to flow/
I should be known/ . cos everywhere my music glows/
My silly foes/ . . can't see me,they moving slow/
Y'all career will flop,rock-bottom . . like booty shows/

I'm golden . believe!/ my crews united will have your homies deceased/
Cos I don't play games . . . like owen hegreaves/
They only retreats/ before i make them dudes start begging/
Cos I have more family and crews than terry/

I choose to be deadly/ leave your arse the whole day restless/
I'm so off the chain . . like they stole'way my neckless/
I'm staying ahead/ . while y'all praying I'm dead/
Been running every track I'm involved without braking a leg/

Y'all should grip to your swords/ when i bring beef to your squad/
With massive earthquake strong enough to push the seas to the shore/
And have your kneels to the floor/ . watching u serially killed/
They said I must be religious . cos I perform with missionary zeal/

hehe

Jokes Etc › Re: Obama by mikuz(m): 8:03am On May 31, 2011

^
LOL!
Of a truth i tell you ~~El Guapo~~ El Grape(o) your threats are so empty like a black hole!

Jokes Etc › Re: Mr Bean Vs. Justin Bieber by mikuz(m): 7:49am On May 31, 2011

rokiatu:
I wish

you know i can make your wishes and dreams come through.

Jokes Etc › Re: The African Visitor by mikuz(m): 7:45am On May 31, 2011

Are you through?

Jokes Etc › Re: Programming Section Based On My Measurement by mikuz(m): 7:43am On May 31, 2011

^
yeah go further please.

Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Thing Ever - Please Help Me Stop Laughing! by mikuz(m): 7:39am On May 31, 2011

^
like serious?
Mehn those folks must have originated from Mars!

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Jokes Etc › Re: Little Kids Struggling To Put On A Generator(i Pass My Neighbour)! by mikuz(op): 2:16am On May 31, 2011

lysaa:
^^ lol abi?

here we go!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Wicked Sympathy by mikuz(m): 1:29am On May 31, 2011

this chemistry is getting stronger.

Jokes Etc › Re: Wicked Sympathy by mikuz(m): 1:04am On May 31, 2011

Alrighties! Sweet dreams! Make sure you ~~fantasize~~ dream about me.

Jokes Etc › Re: 3 Fishes! by mikuz(m): 1:01am On May 31, 2011

hehe

Jokes Etc › Re: Wicked Sympathy by mikuz(m): 12:59am On May 31, 2011

*flaunts his heavy chest and hefty muscles*
you know i am equall to the task na.

Jokes Etc › Re: Wicked Sympathy by mikuz(m): 12:42am On May 31, 2011

lysaa:
Thats kinda old stuff cos one guy like dat is still swimming thru the ocean for me. .dont know when he'll ever get to shore.

What else could u do for me?

huh?? But seriously i can catch a rocket laucher for you! I can even jump from a space ship for you sef o!

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