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Haha . . .funny . . . I can't seem to stop laughing.

And how's that my business? Wetin come concern me na?

Haha . . .oboy this joke make sense die! Hahaha!

Ha! Where is the joke?

'Barcelona Was The Better Team Against Valencia- Dani Alves.
'Agent Denies Contact Between Inter & Real Madrid Over Maicon.
'Bayern Munich Boss Louis Van Gaal Bemoans LossTo Schalke.
'Chelsea Can Win The Champions League - Claudio Ranier.
'The FA Ask MUTV For Interview Footage That May Land Sir Alex Ferguson Improper Conduct Charge For Referee Comments After Chelsea Loss - Report.
'Leyton Orient Manager Russell Slade: We've Enjoyed The FA Cup Journey.
'Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger Hints Cesc Fabregas Could Return For Barcelona Tie.
'Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas Hopes To Return InTime For The Champions League Second Leg Against Barcelona.
'Liberia Looks To FIFA For Emergency Assistance Concerning Their Missing Coach.
'Brazilian Legend Zico In Frame For Sporting CP Coaching Job - Report.
'Genoa After Inter's Diego Milito - Report.
'Manchester United's Owen Hargreaves To Leave On A Free Transfer In The Summer.
'‘I Don't Ask My Strikers To Score Goals’ - Chelsea Manager Carlo Ancelotti Defends Fernando Torres’ Form.
'Real Madrid Make Defender Pepe Final Contract Offer - Report.
'Senegalese Striker Mame Niang On Trial At Kaizer Chiefs.
'Juventus Keen On Barcelona's Bojan Krkic - Report.
'Bayern Munich's Miroslav Klose Would Be A Good Signing For Borussia Dortmund - Germany Coach Joachim Loew.
'Arsenal Chase Barcelona's Victor Vazquez -Report.
'Manchester United's Patrice Evra Willing To Play Through Pain Against Liverpool.
'Nicklas Bendtner's Hat-Trick Puts Him In Contention To Start ‘Vital Game’ Against Sunderland - Arsenal Boss Arsene Wenger.
'Paddy Crerand Hails Ryan Giggs As Greatest Ever Manchester United Player.
'Manchester United's Chris Smalling Banned By Hotel After Partying Following Chelsea Loss - Report.
'Branislav Ivanovic Admits Referee Martin Atkinson Was Wrong To Award Chelsea Penalty Against Manchester United.
'Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson Confirms Wes Brown Will Start Against Liverpool As Rio Ferdinand Remains Sidelined.
'Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger Prioritising Premier League Over Other Competitions.
'Blackpool's Craig Cathcart Confident Of Causing Upset Against Chelsea.
'Blackpool's Craig Cathcart Confident Of Causing Upset Against Chelsea.
'Kenny Dalglish Plays Down Suggestions Andy Carroll Could Make Liverpool Debut Against Manchester United.
'Tottenham Boss Harry Redknapp Reveals He Turned Down Offer From Dubai-Based Club Al-Ahli Last Season.
'Juventus Closing In On Olympique Lyonnais' Michel Bastos - Report.
'Atletico Madrid Interested In Manchester City's Felipe Caicedo - Report.
'Barcelona's Pep Guardiola Admitted To Hospital With Back Problem - Report.
'Tottenham Eyeing Shock £5m White Hart Lane Return For Blackburn's Paul Robinson.
'Exclusive: Chelsea Manager Carlo Ancelotti Is 'In Negotiations' With Roma's New Owners - Ruggiero Rizzitell.
'Arsene Wenger Hopes To Have Robin Van Persie Back In Arsenal Squad To Face Blackburn Rovers.
'Alessandro Nesta: Champions League Not In Milan's Reach.
'Manchester United Ace Nani: We Want To Win Premier League Every Season.
'Juventus' Felipe Melo: No Mistakes Against Milan.
'Milan's Mark Van Bommel: We Face A Tough Test Against Juventus.
'Cote D’Ivoire 2010/11 League Season Postponed Until Further Notice.
'Marseille Souleymane Diawara To Appear In Court The Day Of Return Leg Against Manchester United.
'Gerard Pique: Barcelona Cannot Rest On 10-Point Lead Over Real Madrid.
'Uganda Coach Bobby Williamson Names Squad For AFCON Qualifier.
'Egypt U-20 Team Heads To United Arab Emirates For Training Camp.
'Carles Puyol Returns To Training With Barcelona.
'Norman Mapeza Appointed Zimbabwe Head Coach.
'Palermo Need A Reaction Against Lazio - Fabrizio Miccol.
'FIFA Confirm There Will Be At Least Five South American Teams At The 2014 World Cup.
'Kenny Dalglish Focused On Improving Liverpool Rather Than Denying Manchester United Record-Breaking 19th Premier League Title.
'Juventus Will Do Inter A Favour Against Milan - Giorgio Chiellini.
'Stop Blaming Yakubu Ayegbeni For World Cup Failure – Nigeria Coach Samson Siasia.
'Maicon, Lucio & Elano Back In Brazil Squad For Scotland Friendly
'Atletico Madrid's Diego Godin Defends Diego Forlan From Criticism.
'Ghana’s Marseille Midfielder Andre Ayew More Interested In Victory Than Scoring.
'Hannover's Didier Ya Konan To Miss Bayern Munich Clash With Knee Injury
*BREAKING NEWS: Maicon, Lucio & Elano Back In Brazil Squad For Scotland Friendly.
Atletico Madrid's Diego Godin Defends Diego Forlan From Criticism
Forlan not to blame for Atletico's mixed results, claims Godin,
From http://goal.com

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A former Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party Board of Trustees, Chief Tony Anenih, on Wednesdayled a team from the Presidency to a private meeting in Sagamu, Ogun State with the state governor, Otunba Gbenga Daniel, over the political crisis rocking the state.
Other members of the delegation were the Chief of Staff to the President, Chief Mike Oghiadomhe, and the PDP National Secretary, Alhaji Kawu Baraje. They met with Daniel at his Asoludero residence in Sagamu.
read more :
http://punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201102102525146

The Federal Government on Wednesday announced the appointment of vice-chancellors and registrars for the nine new federal universities.
Minister of Education, Prof. Ruqayyatu Rufa’i, made the announcement at a media briefing in Abuja.
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http://punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20110210311815

Left for anelka should go,i do not see what he's even playing for chelsea self!

Too funny

Haha very funny lol

Let's give siasia time o

Real Madrid have topped the league table of the world's 20 richest football clubs for the sixth straight year, according to Deloitte.
Its Football Money League, based on season 2009/10, also says the combined revenues of the 20 clubs passed 4bn euros (£3.8bn) for the first time.
Real's arch-rivals Barcelona have retained second spot in the list, ahead of Manchester United who remain third.
Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool are fifth, sixth and eighth respectively.
'Corporate partners'
Seven of the top 20 in its table are from England, the other three being Manchester City (11th), Tottenham Hotspur (12th), and Aston Villa (20th).
All the 20 clubs represented are from the "big five" European leagues, with Germany contributing four clubs, Italy four, Spain three and France two.
in a further sign of a financial hierarchy at the top of the European game, the same 10 clubs populate the top 10 places in the Money League for the second successive year.
Deloitte Football Money League
1) Real Madrid: 438.6m euros
2) Barcelona: 398.1m euros
3) Man Utd: 349.8m euros
4) Bayern Munich: 323m euros
5) Arsenal: 274.1m euros
6) Chelsea: 255.9m euros
7) AC Milan: 235.8.m euros
Liverpool: 225.3m euros
9) Inter Milan 224.8m euros
10) Juventus: 205m euros
read more :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12376035?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

The management of the Anambra State University has raised fees payable by students by more than 150 percent.
The Acting Vice-Chancellor of the university, Prof. Fidelis Okafor, said during a press conference at the Uli campus of the institution on Tuesday that the new tuition fees were part of the agreement reached between the university’s authorities and the house unions of the university.
read more :
http://punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20110209575085

A 26-year-old female
student of Olabisi
Onabanjo University,
Ago-Iwoye, Ogun
State, on Monday ran
out of her residence in
the university town
naked.
read more :
http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201102094363785

A former Minister of
Aviation, Chief Femi
Fani-Kayode, on
Monday raised the
alarm over plans by
mischief makers to
pitch him against ex-
president, Olusegun
Obasanjo.
He was reacting to
comments allegedly
posted on his
facebook account,
which made reference
to Obasanjo, late
President Umaru
Yar
’adua, Dr. Andy
Uba, and Alhaji Ibrahim
Turaki and published
in the media titled:
“
Dirty details of
Obasanjo’s
Presidency’.
The former
presidential
spokesperson was
said to have in the
posting on the
Facebook, accused
some people of
involvement in
“dirty
deals” in the Villa
during Obasanjo’s
regime.
He was said to have
described some
persons as
“sniffing
knickers” who were
notorious for
“
supplying young girls
to the President.”
Fani-Kayode, in a
statement in Abuja,
said the comments did
not emanate from him
but attributed it to
“
the work of some
unscrupulous hackers
on the internet,
” who
hacked into his
facebook account.
He said, “I wish to
assure members of
the public that at no
time did I accuse
anyone in government
of doing any
“dirty
deals” in the villa or
of stealing any money
during President
Obasanjo
’s tenure,
neither did I accuse
anyone of
“sniffing
knickers” or of
“supplying young girls
to the President”.
“Such things never
happened under the
tenure of President
Olusegun Obasanjo
and to say that they
did is, to say the
least, scandalous and
shameful. I wish to
also point out that I
did not refer to the
late President Umaru
Yar
’adua as an
“accursed” President
and I continue to hold
him and his family in
the highest esteem.
”
According to him, the
comments by
“faceless
hackers” were
perpetrated to
embarrass him and his
family and bring Chief
Olusegun Obasanjo
and his government,
which he proudly
served and defended
for four years, into
public ridicule,
opprobrium and
contempt.
He said, “They were
also designed to
destroy the excellent
personal relationship
that I have had the
privilege of enjoying
with President
Obasanjo for the past
12 years, which is a
father-son
relationship that I
deeply cherish.
“In view of this
terrible experience
and incident may I
urge all media
practitioners and
houses to please
confirm the contents of
anything that they
read on Facebook with
the owner of the page
before going to press
with it in order to
avoid such an
embarrassing situation
in the future.
“He offered apologies
to President Obasanjo
and his family for any
embarrassment the
write-up might have
caused them, saying
“
Until the day that I
die, I shall remain loyal
to President Olusegun
Obasanjo and I shall
be grateful to him for
giving me the
opportunity to serve
my country.”
read more :
http://punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201102082524470

A guy with bright blue,
green and orange color
hair was standing at a
bus stop.
Few moments later an
elderly man stood near
him and kept staring at
him hard.
Annoyed by the stares
the guy asked him,
"Wotz up oldie! Never
done something wild?"
To this the old man
replied, "Yeah,I f*cked a
peahen once and I'm
wondering if you are my
son."

A man had six children
and was very proud of
his achievement.
He was so proud of
himself that he started
calling his wife, 'Mother
of Six', in spite of her
objections.
One night they went to a
party. He decided that it
was time to go home, and
wanted to find out if his
wife is ready to leave as
well.
He shouted at the top of
his voice,"Shall we go
home, Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her
husband's lack of
discretion shouted back,
"Anytime you're ready,
Father of Four!"

Just finished listening to the song and i really liked it,TIMAYA killed it man.

What da hell? Kwame your need a check up jor!

A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in.
After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says,"Oh well,I better get home.My wife doesn't like meto stay out during late night."
The first guy replies, "I'll help you out of this. Just do what I say. Go home. Sneak into the bedroom. Pull back the covers. Get down between her legs then lick, lick and lick for about 20 minutes and there will be no complaints in the morning."
The guy agrees to try that and continues drinking with him for two more hours before heading home to giveit a try.
When he got home, the house was pitch black. He sneaks upstairs into the bedroom, pulled back the covers and proceeded to lick for 20 minutes. The bed was like a swamp so he decided to wash his face.
As he walked into the bathroom, his wife was sitting on the toilet.
Seeing her he screamed,"What the hell are you doingin here?!"
"Quiet!", she exclaimed."You'll wake my mother."

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question,"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun,how many would be left?""None," replied Johnny,"cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "butI like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have aquestion for you. If there were three women eating icecream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the onesucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny,"the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money andguns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn'tseen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry,he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds:"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.
A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough."