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GRANDMA AND THE WEDDING/FUNERAL

One day a man, went to a wedding and sitting next to him was the bride's grandma.
After the ceremony, she nudged the man and said "You're next!" The next week the bride died in a car accident, and the man and the Grandma went to the funeral. As they were in line waiting to say their goodbyes, the man nudged the Grandma and said, "Just wait, you're next!"

THE STUPID GUY AND THE DOCTOR

There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said : "doctor i have a fever" the doctor said : "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine", the sick guy said : "but doctor,I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"

PETERS TWIN

QUESTION : If Peter has a twin what then will the other twin be called?
ANSWER :
Repeter!

ENGLAND HEROES RETURN HOME FROM THE 2010 WORLD CUP

As the English team flew home from the disappointment of  the World Cup in South Africa.They were met by thousands of supporters cheering,clapping and waving their flags at the airport.
Fabio Capello the manager of the team was filled with smiles when he told reporters : " I am really delighted to be here in Scotland,I can not deny that I am overhelmed that the plane was diverted to Glasgow airport."

Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
THIERRY HENRY

I was surprised,but I always say nothing surprises me.
LES FERDINAND

I've never wanted to leave.I'm here for the rest of my life and hopefully after that.
ALAN SHEARER

We lost because we didn't win.
CRISTIANO RONALDO

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.
MARK VIDUKA

I'd like to play for an Italian club,like Barcelona.
MARK DRAPER

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.
VINNY JONES

It was really difficult for us playing in the midday sun with that three o'clock kick off!
DAVID BECKHAM

Playing with wingers is more effective with European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales.
RON GREENWOOD

I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today,except that it's totaly different.
KEVIN KEEGAN

Google will pay $20,000 to the first hacker who successfull hacks its chrome browser at this year's pwn20wn hacking contest.
read more :
http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9207939/Google_bets_20K_that_Chrome_can_t_be_hacked

WORD OF THE DAY :

eclat /ey-klah/
noun : brilliance of success,reputation,etc.
e.g : "the eclat of a great achievement."

Enrich your vocabulary by learning a new word every day.

With this suarez's debut the goal the ghost of torres will be laid to rest.

3rd february 2011
English premier league
blackpool - west ham 1:3
24' obinna nsofor(west ham) 1:0
44'obinna nsofor(west ham) 3:1

The Super Eagles of Nigeria slipped eight places down and now ranked 40th in the world and fourth in Africa.
read more :
http://www.kickoff.com/news/20042/ghana-top-ranked-side-in-africa.php

Despite having plenty of money to blow,The hip-hop tycoon has decided against buying his son a Ferrari for his 16th birthday.
read more :
http://www.rap-up.com/2011/02/02/50-cent-wont-buy-his-son-a-ferrari/comment-page-1/#comment-499949

The Federal Government has relaxed visa requirements for citizens of Kenya and Seychelles with effect from february 11,2011 following a directive from President Goodluck Jonathan.
read more :
http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art2011020213185548

The Federal Government has relaxed visa requirements for citizens of Kenya and Seychelles with effect from february 11,2011 following a directive from President Goodluck Jonathan.
read more :
http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art2011020213185548

Opera browser rules!

English premier league
2nd february 2011
[west brom 2 - 2 wigan]
5' odemwingie (west brom 1 - 0 wigan)

English premier league
2nd february 2011
[west brom 2 - 2 wigan]
5' odemwingin (west brom)

ASUU in an open letter to President Goodluck Jonathan,through a paid advertorial,appealed to the Federal Government to address kidnappings and violence in the country.
read more :
http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201102013433382

Chelsea's new 50m signing Fernando Torres has said it would be "destiny" to score against the reds on sunday.
read more :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/mobile/football/teams/c/chelsea/9383615.stm

Chelsea lost £70.9 million
last season despite
winning the Premier
League and FA Cup.
The west London club
says turnover increased
by 1.2 percent to
£205.8m and that a
reduction in the value of
its squad was the main
reason for the loss.
Financial results for the 12
months to June 30, 2010
show that Chelsea FC
plc has become 'cash
positive' for the first time
since its acquisition by
Roman Abramovich.
The club had a positive
cash inflow of £3.8m in
the year compared to a
net outflow of £16.9m in
the previous year.
"The club believes it is
now well positioned to
meet Uefa's financial fair
play rules," read a
statement.
In addition, the group had
a reduced operating loss
of £68.6m on an
improved group turnover
of £205.8m.
But Chelsea chief
executive Ron Gourlay
says the club "is in a
strong position to meet
the challenges of Uefa
'financial fair play'
initiatives."
Uefa will ban clubs from
European competitions
from 2012 if they go into
debt on football-related
business.

IBB who was reating to the killing of ANNP governorship candidate in Borno state,Alhaji Modo Gubio and six others in Maidugiri,the state capital on Friday said the spate of killings in the country was worrisome.
READ MORE :
http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201101314444328

Ryan babel on twitter :
I wanna wish liverpool at the luck and i hope they will end in top 4 where they belong at the end of the season.

Authorities of the lead city university,ibadan have arrested four students in connection with the recent protest on the school campus.
http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20110131523598

Liverpool say they have had a club record offer for striker Andy Carrol accepted by newscastle.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/mobile/football/eng_prem/9382215.stm

Facebook is the number one website in Nigeria,others are far behind,even yahoo and google,not to talk of twitter and linkedin!

Men that site layout is poor.

I could have helped if you were under wapka domain.