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ELYMAXiimus:
those bars seem wack to you because you're wack! You don't know what d0pe is!
Better go beg guykhena to decipher them for you.
Self acclaimed king. Like o4ka said, perhaps you mean king of biters .
I dunno why you've been making noise 'bout ur d1ck, your balls, like you've actually got one. Pfft.

Where is your verse against Sok? Devil don punish you if I see any flaw. Are you okay? You bit my pun and your calling me a biter? I'm king, if you can't control yaself because of that go jump in a lake.

Joshuabase:
When I write audio bars I have no way of deciding the amount of time it'll take - abeg no mess up my head 32/48 bars

Ok 32 it is.

Joshuabase:
I have a passion for the art of blasting niggas/
While watching the last of the bastards wither/
And yes Just incase you haven't figured/
The statue of liberty compared to my size is an action figure/
All these dogs thinking they gods they spelt it backwards/
Yeah I said it,that hurts/
Remember when I started learning rap once/
They said quit that,don't compound I've got/
So excuse the sarcasm/
But the minute I start rapping/
I'm accused of the use of witchcraft and dark magic/
All of them saying I'm the chosen one/
Saying my book of rhymes the book of spells to voldermort/
Buh scientists know sey I sick pass newton/
So they call me Isaac I dey always do new-tin/
These boys go dey form but deep down they wanna be me/
They say I've lost my touch but I've never used a bb/
Got my swag like thor's brother,I'm on a lowkey/
Got my cars like touchscreen phones,they come with no keys/
So yes believe I've got no time for gay bastards/ nigga I roll with more whips than slave masters/
Its best you kneel/
Or you're the next to feel/
The strength of the way this boy was blessed skill/
I'm no suicide bomber but nigga best believe/
Its like I wore an explosive vest cause really I dress to kill/
Aint got my leg on clinton but you know I foot the bill/
They call me medussa,I literally got looks that kill/
Me nah bad man I'm all about expenditure/
Running everything I swear I'm even running temperature/
There are more things that I gotta do than I wanna do/
Fact is home is where I'm coming to/
But I'm like numbers in base two I'm either number one or nothing joshua base is never number 2/
How can I be in my prime and still feel so odd/
How can it be right and still feel so odd/
Questioning myself has now become the next thing/
Nigga I'm so twisted I get nightmares in wet dreams/

This is cool.

teddybiyasi:
taeb a revo ro allepaca esabauhsoj

Thats "I love you" in Zulu dialect. Well, I love you too. Mwahhhhhh!!

Joshuabase:
Acapella it helps a more dynamic flow

Lets use time limit instead of number of bars. I say 3 mins. Deadline - Sunday.

JoshuaBase acapella or over a beat?

ELYMAXiimus:
hater! See for urself...






icekid is my buddy, we ain't rushing. We just wanna have fun. If you like make you hang urself untop my matter.

I don't pull no shows like you. I don't duck. Me n you no dey the same level at all!

That's cos Icekidd is a matured nigga, unlike Dark who acts like a kid. We aint on the same level? See who's talking, I'm the king and you are a nobody like Darkrebel

If you like let my didick distract you, if you extend that battle after tomorrow then I ll go and perform a surgery to get you off my balls so my testicles won't run your nosediving career cos I read your battle with Geo and noticed that you have dropped from average to poor.

Why can't you stop sucking me?

04kaa:
@Kr0ne

First of all dawg/ ur flow needs correction.
Ur lyrics stink like a dog's armpit laced with rabies infection.
Over stretching at its finest / U cant even rhyme one line..for his royal highness !
Giyazz Disciple ! O4ka is the name/ U wack emcees must bow down to Nairaland's Fynest
20 years ago, i won the belt/ 20 decades later ...My name is Felt.
U will get buckled in like a seat belt.. with the punches ur dealt
His name ..unoriginal/ he even stole KRSONE and removed the S from the original
Mikuz generation /U biters have no shame / ur attitudes Stinks worse than a lady's vagginna
Biting biting biting/ is that the new vogue in Town?
U clowns will get dismembered like clothes stripped from an unfunny clown
Fuckkk how u give it up ! My punches ..will split you up/
Knock u off and then school u up/ just so u will Learn how to respect the values in Hiphop !

BARS! Fucckk outta here, KRONE KRSONE my Foot

LMAO . . .

04ka the south paw/......giyazz lyrics is softer than the Boooobs of the Butty girls in Atlantic hall !

Hahahaha

O4kaa!!!!!!!!!!!

kr0ne:
The 04ka dude is a problem/ but too foolish in logics/ he should loosen the gossip/ or I'd go ruthless and mock him/ to prove who's the hottest/ truly, I'm 'rusty'/ but everything I'm spitting is 'blunt'!/ though, I'm still sick in the guts/ that's why I've been sneezing with Blood!/
the thread derail is much/ so please save the talks/ ur chatter is plainly dumb/ if words paint pictures, then ur imagery sucks!/
Hell, I ain't yet through with you/ cos u making stu.pid moves/ that even chiefs wouldn't do/ for one who a kid brut'ly chewed/ you really should be mute!/
This is new era, get buckled to play better/ cos young 'uns displace elders/ with hot puns n cray metas/ and try keeping ur thoughts intact, cos their punches are brain melters/ you ain't met this nigga yet, true/ but
I fuelled that vigorous feud/ that smoked ya bars like cigarette fumes/ cos after several gulps of palmi, Giyazz was liquor induced!

Bro why are you behaving like this? This is wicked, do you want to kill him?

LhoOd:
av heard dah before.......#change

Leave that boy, hes just acting his age - what do you expect from a 15 year old kid? When I told you guys he won't beat the deadline for his battle you guys thought I was joking, now you see? He spent the better part of yesterday sucking my didick instead of preparing for his battle today. Now hes asking for deadline extension. And this is the same nigga who accused me of extending the deadline of my battle with Dark. Hahahaha

JigsawKillah:
Stretching or not....you were whooped

The whooping no be here . . . Hahaha, O4kaa is finished!

tianshie:
04kaa, you revisionist-re.tard, you were never on nairaland in 2006. Probably came on here in 2008. And you were as wack as sour piss. Still are.

LMAO . . .

04kaa:
niggiee is this what u wanna battle me with ..wtfff , These new nairaland rappers are so fuccckin wack. God forbidd i battle a wack ass nimphistwarth like u.

''With bars conjured from the ''farts of krone'' to ease the air/'' you have been eating too much beans u want to start farting...so fart is the first thing that comes to ur mind? warriboy eating beans, indomie, egg and kunu at the same time, na wetin u dey battle people with be this?.... wtff,, wackness incorporated ventures.

How come Giyazz dismantled and castrated you if you are not wackness incorporated? Why are you running from my call outs if you aint wackness defined?

Double K is the best rapper in PH till date.

coogar:
i was his junior in PH.
there was a day he was caught cheating during a mock examination. the principal said "tamuno, you don wet the bed again." the flogging nor get mate.



mumu!

Maga . . .

coogar:
mikuz has a foster dad called bis!
whatever mikuz does, bis is always in his bedroom to suck mikuź's cöck.



tamuno, shut up!
my name is emeka......stop holding a brief for mikuź's atrocity. you & mikuz are destroying the credibility of this place.

Emeka Maduabuchi

04kaa:
lol....he didnt ask for any battle...... am just pointing shit out.

so who the heck do yall wanna give me. i need someone to chew. like right now.

Lets battle, please.

04kaa:
teddybiasi , can u rap? spit a freestyle for me honey.

I hope its not my Teddy you're calling honey?

teddybiyasi:
I'm honoured

date

I was high when I said that.

coogar:
stop muddying the waters. mikuz was caught quoting that pun. mikuz cannot deny the existence of that pun - why then did mikuz use the pun again?

simple logic.....

Con spat it first :

Hopsin then spat it - Coogar says he didn't bite anybody.

Daylyt then spat it - Coogar says he didn't bite anybody.

Mikuz then spat - Coogar says he bit Con.

Haahahaahahahahahahahahahha . .

teddybiyasi:
Mr

What?

coogar:
you saw the pun, quoted the pun, discussed the pun & then went on to use it in your verse few days later.

admit it, you bit that line.
the evidence is there for all to see. if you knew the line existed & you used it - what's that called? biting or tasting?

mikuz = kim = caim(an)

Cooger uses a pun - if it turns out that it has been used before then he calls it recycling.

Mikuz uses a pun - if it turns out that it has been used before then he calls it biting.

04kaa:
so mikuz u don gree say u BITE? lmao ...........make una just dey live life dey go.... Its reallly hard not to bite nowadays right?. Mikuz,i feel ur pain..

This is why u must learn how to spit off the top. there is nothing like freestyling in real life. trust me , It is worth learning..

Is that why Giyazz raped you?

coogar:
you saw it when i posted it. you quoted it, you discussed it & then used it again few days later. what's your excuse?



it can be argued elymax never saw your written or ibime's. do you have any evidence where elymax quoted or discussed the pun before using it in a battle?

your own case is different.
you cannot argue you didn't know the pun existed & yet you still had the gall to use it in your verse. how's that not biting?

Cooger spit it - he didn't know it existed.

Elymax spit it - he didn't know it existed.

Daylyt spit it - he didn't know it existed.

Hopsin spit it - he didn't know it existed.

Mikuz spit it - he knows it existed.

Hahahaahahahhahahaahahahhaa

ELYMAXiimus:
this is a very good example of a mere coincidence. The only thing similar is the pun.
Even ibime has played it, why are you keeping that part out?

Stop trying to cover up for ur elongated teeth. Biter! Keep exposing urself.

It seems you want me to expose how you deliberately bit joshuabase's pun again!!!.

You played it after Ibime and I played - You call it coincedence.

I play it after Daylyt and Hopsin played it - you call it biting.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

coogar:
all these puns are recycled punches anyone coulda written in his closet. it's not my fault i think like the top tier battle rappers when I put paper to pen.

your own case was daylight robbery.
you cannot claim you never knew "capped n"(captain) has been used before - about 2 weeks ago, you were on that thread when i was tutoring you about 3-in-1 double entrede.

i cited conceited captain morgan & capped n em organ puns on that thread, which you quoted and referenced several times. the fact that you still had the gumption to use that pun after that debate means you bit this pun line, hook and sinker.

2015 is barely 20 days old & you have been caught already as a pun biter. dem swear for you from village? at least - wait till june or july before getting hungry to start biting puns here & there. are you trying to say you never saw the captain america pun before? if you did see it, why use it again?

you are guilty as charged!

So my own is biting and your own is recycling? Hahahahaaha . . .

coogar:
you are a disgrace.....
biting everywhere just to stay relevant. you bit the "capped n"(captain) pun from the conceited 3 in 1 double entrede i posted the other week. you saw it & you started nursing ideas & you used it as your opener - thinking we are mümus here.

all your past brawls were filled with bitten puns too. easternbull + cross rivers(cex) and now this one again? kim, did your creator give you more incisors/canines than a spectacled caiman? why do you love to dishonour this section with your atrocities & pathetic attitude?

if it's not team mar ya, it's cal they run. on top of that, you were caught sending pënis pictures to khimwhyte on facebook. why are you such a worthless türd? when your punches don't connect, you run to KOTD to bite bars. ever since i knocked you off your perch last summer, your credibility nosedived faster than the missing malaysian plane.

See person wey dey talk.

04kaa:
so u people are now biting up and down in nairaland ..bunch of weirdos, this isnt the Legacy i left in nairaland, you are all getting dismantled. Bloody hiphop killers.

Look at a few of the punchlines he bit :


I got my feet named Whitney & Bobby& when they kick, theycrack heads - Cooger

Dizaster vs T-Rex on Smack URL - I name my hands Whitney & Bobby cos when they punch, they crack heads

Ask him the last time he got laid, he would normally disavow it/
When Ibime tells you he's working a broad it's oversea employment/ - Cooger

Bender vs Illmaculate on KOTD:You ask if he's a virgin or not, he'll totally avoid it/ If he say he's working a broad. . . . it's overseas employment/

If i take her out & buy her a grape drink & fries/
I'd be getting brains on the cinema seat like when Abe Lincoln died/ - Cooger
Conceited vs Bender:"She give me brains in the back seat like when john kennedy died"

You're a rat to your facebook friends - a low class snitch/
Mik is a Malnourishedpuppy with a fractured butt-a broke-áss bítch - Cooger
Arsonal vs Swave Sevah on KOTD:
I got locked up, I was labeled as a low-class Crip/
You a female dog with a fractured tailbone. . . You ain’t nothin’ but a broke áss bítch


Cooger is a vampire.

Even Isrealites know this Guy . . But if they tell you he aint too tight/
Then like the 7th month of the year . . you've seen a Jew lie!/ - Mikuz

but if this jew lie he's a member/ i'll come like anaugust visitor - Elymax

Elymaxiimus, you are a pure biter.

coogar:
cos when the same ish happened to other textcees last year, mikuz labelled them a biter. i remember telling the fool that it's very possible for 3 different writers from different parts of the word to write the same punchline but mikuz disagreed......

so he's made a rod for his own back. by mikuz's own set-standard, he bit that pun & i know the exact moment he started getting ideas about that particular pun. kim stole that pun line hook & sinker.

Lololololol, I bit one pun from Daylyt, Hopsin and Conceited?

We all know that you are a certified vampire. You bit in your battles with Ibime, you bit against me and Siddogg. Have you forgotten the blasphemy pun you bit from Jay Z? Well I haven't.